#absolute crackheads

[tora-the-cat]

An interesting little fun thing with team 7 is that you assume that Sakura's gonna, like, woobify and simplify Sasuke by putting him on a pedastal,cause her goal is centered around him and shes a 12 y/o fangirl so like of course her understanding of him is skewed cause she doesnt see him as a person, just an object of affection, right? She's can't get Sasuke, can't imprint on and/or traumabond with him like Naruto and Kakashi do. They don't see him with rose tinted glasses, because they've lived through their own Horrors and empathize with Sasuke's experience.

......right?

WRONG lmao!! They have too many ghosts!! Naruto's single-minded codependent ass won't get out of his own way long enough to see Sasuke for who he actually is, only able to empathize with the parts of his trauma Naruto relates to and not really capable of understanding him outside of the context of himself (because Sasuke is. His other half). And Kakashi is far too jaded to be fair to him!! He can't decide if Sasuke is gonna end up as a mini-him or a mini-Obito or maybe a mini-Itachi, but either way he ALSO is too traumatized to see Sasuke AS SASUKE.

meanehile SAKURA'S autistic ass may have dogshit empathy, but you know what she does have? A special interest in sasuke. Nothing better to do then give herself a degree in Uchihaisms. She can write character studies about him. she can read his soul. Whenever she says something about him she is right. Every fucking time! She is RIGHT!!!!

'sasuke would NOT compliment me this directly or explicitly express worry unprompted, especially if it gets in the way of his goals' correct.

'Sasuke shouldn't hide that curse on his neck its not healthy BUT if I tell anyone about it he'll never trust me again, which might be even more dangerous for him then the curse mark. Like he can probably handle the curse mark but no one else can stop him from ripping peoples arms off.' correct.

Speaking of! 'Sasuke would not hurt me even when he seems to be...possessed? whatever the only way to knock him out of it is to present myself as Alive and thus something to be protected rather then something to be avenged, because he gets really stuck in his own head about revenge' CORRECT

'hey so um. like. Sasuke's gonna leave Konoha. I'm not sure anything can stop him at this point and honestly I'm kinda starting to doubt anything should, so the only thing I could possibly do to help him at this point is ALSO defect.' CORRECT!!!!

#shout out to @Obihoe cause this started as a tag comment on one of your posts that got WAY too out of hand. just like old times lol #team 7 #haruno sakura #sakura haruno #sasuke uchiha #team crackhead #naruto #naruto uzumaki #sasusaku #doesn't have to be but like. Yeah #for the record no disrespect to my boys Naruto n Kakashi I love them dearly. but like. they got their issues. that's half the fun of team 7 #And Sakura has her problems with Sasuke too!! But her problems have nothing to do with understand him or his motivations or his personhood #and more to do with. Well. her absolute dogshit empathy. Emotionally disregulated ass. #'if you leave me I'll feel just like you did when your parents died' My beloved. Iconic. Great line. No notes. She's really just still so #inexperienced and naive that means she can explain and predict and KNOW him and his actions but still not empathize. She can say shit #like that with a straight face because she's never FELT loss like this before (except that minute she thought he was dead on the bridge) #so she can't imagine a worse pain. Just assumes it can't GET worse because she has no emotional concept of 'worse'. so it must be the same #she's literally the only person with a chance of convincing Sasuke to take her with him to Orochimaru because he's SASUKE of course she #knows all the right pressure points and keywords and concerns and stuff that she needs to convince him. #she's literally playing a little diolouge tree game with him. And maybe even winning up until that line! it's the dealbreaker

[9ragonmew]

she eats like me

#by the way that’s absolutely the airheads smile flipped upside down #on the skittles bag #pokemon #pokemon horizons #dot #crackhead energy

[jingerhead]

Neil invented cooler pants so he can carry around sweet treats for Andrew and unfortunately Andrew fucking hates the pants with a burning passion cause Neil just unzips his fly and pulls out a popsicle

#aftg #aftg shitpost #tfc #tfc shitpost #all for the game #all for the game shitpost #the foxhole court #random thoughts from jinger #andreil #andreil shitpost #andriel #andriel shitpost #this is inspired by my friends and this one ad i saw of a man straight up pulling a gallon of milk out of his pants like wtf #absolute crackhead energy in the gc today everyone PF

[mittwoch-addams]

This team ❤️‍🔥💙

#just absolute crackheads #OL feminin

[crutchie-morris]

Elody didn’t know elody didn’t know elody didn’t know

#fucking VIBRATING #like he did such a bad job on that Interaction but I do honestly think it’s okay #here’s how gerard/elody can still win #me in my absolute crackhead era lying to myself #neverafter spoilers

[erelavent]

LOOK AT HIS FACE. THIS IS SUCH MEME MATERIAL

#Everyone say 'thank you' Paul for the absolute crackhead Toto energy #paul ripke #toto wolff #f1 #formula 1 #mercedes amg f1

[claymorexpunisher]

What was the point of that? He couldn’t return during another match?? Why during a match that had absolutely nothing to do with him?

What an absolute slap in the face to the men in that ring.

#Hunter what the fuck are you doing you absolute menso??? #crackhead booking.

[grovylethegreat]

Uh whoops

#four swords the multiplayer missions #autumn is my brothers au summer #ben could have been just ben but dang it he came up with the seasonal naming nicknames #i could talk about winter and autumn alot they both come from really messed up worlds #i dont know what parallel universe ben is from where he can summon feraligatr but not have pichu or staraptor but thats the hetran boi #autumn wanted to have the names red blue yee-o and green to parody four swords #absolutely a crackhead au but i love them #im sorry to any one who see them this was for pokemon ranger #i wanna talk about them so badly but

[seaglassxng]

fucked up my knuckle….very matt murdock coded of me

#except i did this by dropping the leaf of my table on my bare knuckle #and it FUCKING HURTS!!!!! i could absolutely not punch someone with this fist matt murdock is a fucking crackhead #bruise is getting worse day by day so i’m enjoying seeing what color it turns

[mythicalcoolkid]

As a real life schizo I cannot even begin to express how much I hate the phrase schizoposting

Edit: just to make it clear the stigma and misinformation around psychotic disorders gets vulnerable people killed in real life. Also I can almost guarantee you know at least one person who's experienced psychosis, more likely MANY people who've had psychosis. (We see you when you're cruel to psychotic people by the way and you've made it clear that you are not a safe person for us to be around so thanks)

#m/cc #fellow schizos who reclaim it keep on keeping on but anyone else have a modicum of respect for psychotic people #crackhead feral deranged and now schizoposting #'um actually I don't care if you like me that's the point cry harder' good because I absolutely don't like you maybe try not furthering the #stigma and misunderstanding around one of the most stigmatized conditions in the country #*trips someone who was already stumbling* um I'm not here to keep you upright and it's not my fault you fell. just cope I guess #ableism

[skyhawkstragedy]

I am here to evangelize the freedom that comes from accepting that houseguests are going to play the game the way they best think will get them the outcome they want. Kyle wants to tank his game cause he’s horny? good for him get that nut. Micheal knows he has to turn on The Leftovers eventually if he wants to get further in the game? looking forward to seeing what he puts together to make that happen. Taylor sits pretty in the middle after the house took out her biggest targets and are now turning on each other? perfect strategy, angel. Every year we ask for drama and people who came to play and don’t just do what the house wants and when we get it we rage. It’s become unbearable and I’ve decided no more. I’ll save my anger for the Nicole’s and Daniel’s of the world but I can no longer be miserable 3 nights a week for 3 months plus the time I spend watching feeds. Already I am happier. I know you understand.

you’re right and you should say it

#bb24 #it’s why I wasn’t too mad when Taylor wanted to forge some relationships with the other side #do they hate her? yes. but is it good for campaigning and jury management? absolutely. #i want LO to stick together 1-2 more weeks so that they’re in a more even playing field in the future #with Kyle not playing with his dick/michael playing without Britt/Taylor not playing with one hand behind her back #but GOD am I entertained rn #two seasons in a row with this level of crackhead gameplay? I’m down for that #hell even Tiffany and Hannah gave the tag their share of heart attacks #chaotic gameplay should be the NORM not the herd mentality we got in bb21 and bb19 #boy am I glad paloma self evicted week 1 or else I’d be saying something waaaaay different about this season

[once-was-muses]

anonymous | Misc. Asks

Hey, hey Al- can I call you Al?

"As if I care. You did it anyways- If I objected, you wouldn't be speaking any longer on account of your missing tongue."

#They're Listening... : asks #(Another) Unknown Entity : anonymous #Soy más Habilidad que Fuerza : The Jailer #[ hello al has absolutely bitten a survivor's tongue out of their mouth before love this crackhead <3 ]

[mochapanda]

i think if i dont get a new job soon i am going to kill myself

#like im making absolute dirt shit money i cant save up even w/ over time and ive been fucking my health into the ground #to the point where im on MEDS for STRESS to cure my fucking STOMACH PROBLEMS #like. i cant digest food bc of STRESS. that is fucking insane i make minimum wage #i just need a normal 9 to 5 with weekends off how does every other adult manage that do those even exist anymore #where are all these $20/hr jobs old people complain about i dont see them #like i cant go back to school bc its awful and people are awful but work is so much worse #the assistant manager came into my twitch chat to talk about work how did i even get in that situation. #why would anyone think thats acceptable or okay #why does a 40 y/o man think im his best friend kill me kill me right now i am in hell #every day is just so fucking uncomfortable and disgusting my customers are disgusting and creepy #i am a fucking 20 year old get the fuck away from me #why cant i just be like a bank teller or smth and make enough money to move out of this god forsaken state in like a year #i dont even have my own life i have so much stuff and never do anything with it bc im always working or tired from working #i dont think bank tellers have to deal with crackheads screaming at them and calling the police bc they cant login to google #or not having a work schedule for a month bc the district manager just cannot be bothered #i think its a great job for normal people that arent constantly too high off their ass to hold a conversation #definitely wont have the same problems i do now itd be new problems #like passive aggressive 30 y/o women drama #be a nice change of pace

[originalmadcom]

Crackpot: I'm currently running off of 2 hours of sleep, suicidal thoughts and an Oreo, and I'm ready to fight god or BECOME HIM

#submission #i love him <3 an absolute crackhead #hes like this honestly #madcom crackpot #madness combat #madcom #madness combat incorrect quotes #crackpot doesnt need to become god #he already is one #to me <3

[hamishcat437]

Hands shaking, desperately googling "how to stop bird from having unrestrained summer fun"

#ham rambles #bird parenthood is not something we chose it was thrust upon us and we are making the most of it #he is. an absolute crackhead #Kaoru

[desertdragon]

The New New Romantic Sailors

I love that song because they put a beam attack in there for no reason ❤️ In having to decide who’d be who, Lewena would officially fire a Riko Girl Beam

#screenshots #the absolute crackhead energy of that song- one of the greatest #stan Guilty Kiss they are all crazy and these 3 are perfect idols <3 #i also love Mari's flat inflection the entire time esp when she says Waoh hfdskjfhsj #implying Vaste is a Chuuni like Yohane is one of my best plays ever