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if i dont get a call from an ent doctor in the next week im ripping my fucking head off my shoulders

#my nose wont stop running what the fuck man. i used the damn flonase #ears r still killing me. im allergic to being alive im dying #i hate america why cant i just walk into a doctors office pay with my insurance card and get help. wtf is a referral for. #doesnt even matter that i have an easier job now bc im gonna die of shit ears shit jaw and shit nose

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why should i care about taylor swift when the killer remains at large

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the circus was in town that day 🤡

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there needs to be a gender neutral word for niece/nephew that a) doesnt make explicit reference to them being your siblings kid b) doesnt sound fucking stupid

#we might just have to bite the bullet and pick one at this point guys i dont know

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i have decided to do a poll for fun because of a video im watching while im eating

for those curious i started playing during 1.6!! i played the demo worlds of the game on the minecraft.net website before my parents bought it for me

#i feel like. 1.1???? #i dont know man i just looked up which one was before 2013 #i remember before zombies could break down doors tho #and horses were like. this entirely new thing that i was really excited about bc only my ps3 version had them #did not know what updates were. just thought they put horses on the console game as a treat #i literally have not actually played minecraft since i was a child and im too scared to get back into it

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#i actually dont remember bc it was so long ago but lesbianism is just my driving force in life

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They’re back

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#yea this is what i was looking for

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I cant stop thinking about this.

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people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

#why do we even call it eating someone out. what is the point then

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i cant really relate much to the dropout people since theyre so old but it is incredibly funny when theyre like jumping around or dancing and they just break their poor senior citizen bones

#like. josh does an impression of some famous guy i dont know and zack immediately twists his ankle trying to do a bit

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a little diary about trying to find a middle ground between being spiritual and being a schizophrenic

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WOKE PHARRELL: it might seem neurodivergent what im about to say

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#love how this turned out #i did fully expect ppl to not read the instructions and just hit 420 thats my bad

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with everything else that happened it's easy to forget what an incredible entrance this was

#HIEN MY EVERYTHING 💖💞💕❣💞💟💕❤💞❤💞❤💕💞💞💝💓💞💓❤💞💟💖💗💕💞💕💞❤💓💞❤💖💕💞💝💗💝💞💕💟💞 #dungeon meshi

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and if you feel comfortable sharing what song(s), let us know in the tags!

#not my first name but my middle name was based on a song #so every time i tell like middle aged people my middle name they sing it. #layla by derek abd the dominos