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#smol oranges my beloved
wearily-confused · 1 month
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the only thing ik is that smol oranges deserve all the appreciation in the world
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rizzyu · 7 months
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hey there! could i request luxiem reacting to their s/o cosplaying as them or one of their alter egos? :) thanks!♡♡
When You Cosplay As Them
Pairing: Vox, Mysta, Luca, Ike, Shu x gn! reader
Category: Fluff, slightly suggestive if you squint hard enough
Warning: Uhhhh slight cursing in Mysta’s, mentions of exposed chests and smol waists, pet names
Summary: If you’re braindead and didn’t understand the title, this is how the Luxiem members react to you cosplaying as them stoopid :)
A/N: thx for the requeeeeeeeeeeeeeest I wanna cosplay as shuey shu :3
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Vox Akuma
As you step out of the changing room, Vox’s eyes widened at the sight of you in the white suit and red shirt identical to his own. And just like his, your black and red hair was sprayed over your shoulders. You looked away from him, blushing, as you were worried about what his reaction would be. “Darling, don’t be shy, look at me.” Your beloved demon walked over and lifted your chin, making you face him. Your red eyeliners and golden lenses were displayed clearly for him to see. “Holy Riku Tazumi, you look so hot.” You felt your face heat up at his comments. Vox chuckled at your reaction and leaned in to peck you on your lips. “See? No need to be shy, you look stunning. I’ll have to take a photo later.”
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Mysta Rias
“HOLY SHIT-” Mysta’s lips were left agape, and his eyes got so wide when you walked into you and his shared bedroom wearing a cosplay of him. You were dressed in the orange patterned shirt, white pants, and the fox beret similar to his. You had one hand on your waist, the other lowering your orange sunglasses, showing him your turquoise lenses while slightly sticking your tongue out. Your cleavage was also slightly revealed by the orange shirt. Mysta was ready to just cross his arms over his chest and pass out right there. Why do you look so beautiful?? “So, what do you think?” Your question snapped Mysta out of his thoughts. Mysta lifted your taupe coloured hair to peck your forehead. “Absolutely perfect.”
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Luca Kaneshiro
What’s a cleavage? Your entire chest was exposed at this point. Luca’s face immediately heated up at the sight of you in the similar looking white striped suit, dark grey shirt, and fur coat. To be honest, both of you were way too flustered right now. Luca had never seen you wear such exposed clothes, and you never had worn any. “So uhhh… do you like it..?” Luca tried to keep his composure and lifted two thumbs up. “You look so poggers babe.” You chuckled “And you were so adorable just now” You walked over to him to squish his cheeks, causing him to become a blushing mess (not that he wasn’t already). “My cute golden retriever boy” Oh man what did you do to him?
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Ike Eveland
Ike leaned forward on his seat when you came out all cute looking in his cosplay. He felt like in heaven when he saw you in heels, fishnet gloves and the golden rimmed glasses. You even held a book and a quill pen by your side as props. You tucked away some of your grey-to-blue coloured hair while slightly blushing. “Heheh, your cosplay was kinda hard to put on. At least it looks good.” Dammit, how could you speak in such a sugar-coated voice while cosplaying as him? You were going to make Ike ascend. Ike walked over to you, and like the gentleman that he is, he took your hand and tenderly placed a peck on the knuckles while keeping eye contact with your golden lenses. “You look way more than good.”
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Shu Yamino
“EYYYYYYYYYYYYYY” And that was the hardest Shu had ever eyy-ed before, just from looking at you in his sorcerer cosplay. As soon as you showed Shu your cosplay, it was visible that Shu was looking at your small waist bound in the black corset. “Shuey, it’s not nice to stare~” You chuckled as you managed to snap your banana boi back to reality. “O-oh! S-sorry…” Shu could only sheepishly look away blushing upon getting caught staring at your waist. You pulled him closer by the arm, close enough for you to whisper in his ear. “Don’t worry pretty boy, I often stare at your snatched waist too.” Well if that did not bring the true flustered Shu out. Broski was standing there stuttering and everything. He’s too cute you couldn’t help but giggle at his reaction. “H-hey! Not funny! You’ll be paying back later when I get to hold your snatched waist all to myself!”
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chubsonthemoon · 1 year
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Finished binding @that-banhus's fantastic King of Infinite Space today! You ever get into a pairing fresh out of binging a series and read a fic that just solidifies the characters in your head? Like, they go from "funny lil guy I enjoyed watching on TV" to someone who could be real, someone you could know. That was this fic for me--banhus's Hob is such a delight to read, so vibrant and funny and optimistic. And of course Dream's voice in this is just *chef's kiss* pitch perfect.
Some process chatter, under the cut! <3
SIZE
So this was my first go at a quarto size on legal paper (8.5" x 14"), and I LOVE it. This size is perfect for that 10k-15k range, and with the community imposer designed by the lovely folks at @renegadepublishing (thank you, @simply-sithel and Cocoa!), it was such a breeze to figure out the formatting. (Printing, on the other hand, was a bit of a mess since my printer doesn't do duplex for legal sizes, but I figured it out in the end. And hey, I got a bunch of waste sheets out of it! XD)
BINDING
I did a variation of the paperback format I've seen floating around in the Renegade discord (@ashmouthbooks kindly explained it a few months ago, thank you so much!). French link stitching glued with PVA as per usual, although no tapes or mull.
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The cover is made of scrapbook paper and is glued directly to the flyleaf (flyleafs? flyleaves?), although as you can see below I added an extra layer of kraft paper to give it more of a "board" feel:
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The pictures in this post are of my second/author copy, with an added a half-centimeter hinge so the spine can open more easily. My first copy did not have a hinge so it's a little stiff when you open it, but it gets the job done baha. Now I know for future binds in this size: hinges are the way to go!
DESIGN (or, as I call it, VibesTM)
The first line of this fic has lived rent-free in my brain for months now: They sat at the New Inn until the afternoon melted into evening, the sunlight thickened to a rich orange, and the late crowd began to trickle into the inn in chattering groups. I remember reading it late at night and immediately sitting up and going "oh hell yeah." This fic gives me that "walking to class in the fall semester and feeling the whole world passing you by and you have books to read and papers to write but you see your friend from across the quad and they wave at you and you wave back and everything is okay, maybe, because the leaves are turning and you're going to make it, dammit, you are going to make it" vibes. So the cover paper is from one of Michael's paper packs, called "Autumn Blaze."
HOWEVER, Banhus also mentioned that the paper looks like a sandy beach, and I'm smacking myself over the head for not doing that intentionally because yes! There's a lovely lovely scene at the end where Dream and Hob are lounging on the shore of the Dreaming and are finally, finally figuring it out, and it's wonderful and so atmospheric and I am 100% going to pretend that my paper choice here was tailored for that scene specifically XD
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Titling is permanent adhesive vinyl cut by my Cricut, Charlotte, with hand-drawn "bolding" around each letter done with my uniball Signo white gel pen. And since I've been trying to get better at documenting my fonts, the titling for this one was Perpetua Titling MT, and the body was my go-to Garamond my beloved.
As a bonus, here is my first go at binding this fic, but in quarto letter size instead of legal! Smol :3
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And that's all for today! Thank you so much, Banhus, for letting me bind your work! It was a pleasure, and I can't wait for you to receive your copy <3
All my love!
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bobbys-not-that-small · 4 months
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LW&Co Series Commentary - Ep 8: "Not The Eternal"
Here's the rewatch commentary that no one asked for! Take a shot every time I say "erasure". Context: my 2nd time watching the show, but first time post reading the books
Part: one, two, three, four & five, six, seven, eight
The last part!! Hope these weren’t too completely out-of-context, but it’s just an excuse for you to rewatch the show ;)
They really used the hell out of the ghost lamps for cinematic shots huh? Also it's literally probably the same single prop for all of them, so where's its credits then?
They must be FREEZING, at night, dripping wet, Lucy's literally in a dress with no jacket
"This doesn't feel like winning" oof really giving those death-wish Lockwood TEG vibes
Also just want to point out here in the last installment Lockwood's funny rectangular tie
OH MY GOSH YEAH little Lockwood pre LW&Co and George but also post-Jess?? BOY NEEDS A HUG
Why is it always "I forgive you" and never "Grenadier Guard or Policeman?"
Joplin's glittery silver scarf looks a bit like a silver net - wonder if it offers any ghost protection?
Joplin: "I need you" - exactly what George just needs one of the others to say to him 😭
I love that it's implied that Kipps is really really good at tailing people without them noticing (I guess this is book canon too, Mr fence-painter extraordinaire)
The catafalque is sooooo creepy but also kind of cool
YESS KIPPS but also no wonder he's terrified, he's starting to lose his sight (oops, beat George to it!)
Lucy: "stop glowing so much! that was to the skull btw" Lockwood: " yeah no kidding, I got that one"
In the first shot where Kat and Bobby square up to fight Lockwood, you can't see Bobby's rapier so it looks like he's just brought his fists to a swordfight hahaha
He does look suitably smol in that bit though, I approve (anyway he's not THAT small after all)
HI NED
REMEMBER, JUST RECKLESS ENOUGH, OK? *cue me sobbing*
Winkman's so funny "wait guys before we fight them I need to take off my jacket so I can fight them in my tank top and be all cool”
YES BOBBY!!! <3
NO BOBBY!!!!
Kipps hun, ru crying?
YES KAT
Oh wait guys, pay attention, we're about to be ROBBED of the no glasses George looking moment
ALSO Joplin and George glasses-less fight erasure
ALIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Oof good evil lighting on Lou (Joplin)
The Lucy/George friendship is the best (see La Belle Dame from TEG)
Lockwood's responses are literally me every time the Golden Blade shows up. He's just a less iconic version of Sir Rupert Gale - where's the unbearable aftershave and gaudy tweed suit? *Lockwood voice* BoRiNg!
Lol Kipps in the bag
I don't like the artistic choice of the "looking into the bone glass" SFX, but I do think it's cool to have Lucy falling and hanging from the skull
George saves the day obviously
Kipps: "...guys.... nice wholesome moment... still in the bag here..."
Lucy: "this is not how you die" Lockwood: "how do you know?" Lucy: "because... we won't let you" IS THE HESISTATION BECAUSE SHE'S JUST SEEN THAT VISION OF FROZEN GHOST TOUCHED LOCKWOOD?!?!?! DONT HURT ME LIKE THAT
Kipps, my burnt out early 20s beloved <3
Stupid time to point this out but I kind of hate-love the little trouser stirrups of the Fittes uniforms
Barnes: "you guys are being suspiciously compliant but for once I'm going to ignore it"
Obviously the room! And Lockwood in orange socks (or are they pink? I guess I’ll never know)
K bye, hope you enjoyed!
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tallyquark · 2 years
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My transformation is complete
I'll just bounce back and forth between Katniss and Peeta's favorite colors
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bound-writings · 4 years
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Um hi!! Can I get Matcha and Coffee for Teru please? Thank you so much 😊!!!
of course! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️(i did both a confession and marriage one bc i wasnt sure which to do hehe)
coffee for Teru was done here!
Teru - Matcha Tea
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matcha tea; how and when do they propose to their s/o?
When Teru realized he had to ask you out, he did get a bit nervous as he was only used to receiving confessions, not giving them out! But he quickly composes himself, of course he wasn’t going to let anyone else try to whisk you away from him. He definitely tries to make it so it’s just the two of you, so he can get that sweet bonding time with you. Hopefully you’re in the student council so you two can just sit in the office.
Eventually Kou catches on to his big brother’s clear affection for you. After living with Teru for so long he knows when he’s just being nice for the sake of it, like to his fangirls, or he genuinely likes someone. And boy, does Teru like you. Of course, by this point you’d have to know Kou (him and Tiara absolutely love you as well.) So Kou with his big mouth ends up telling Hanako and Nene about Teru’s huge crush on you and boy is Hanako grinning with this juicy gossip (aka possible blackmail material.) Eventually even Tiara finds out and even though she may only be a smol babey she’s rooting for her big brother too (she probably calls you big sis too 🥺.)
Kou tries his best so that it’s always only the two of you together (wingman Kou) and Hanako likes to playfully flirt with you in front of Teru to make him jealous. Hanako tries to drop hints at you like “hmm (Name) Teru over there sure seems to like you a lot more than anyone else, hmm what do you think of him???”
When it’s finally time to confess, he’d take you by your hand and lead you somewhere scenic and pretty, perhaps a flowerfield or botanical garden, or maybe even the school’s courtyard as the sun begins to set, turning the sky to a mix of orange and violet. It would be just the two of you, away from anyone else. No matter how much questions you bombard him with, he’d just keep his smile on his face as he continued to walk side by side with you, Teru feeling uncharacteristically giddy, feeling your oh so small hand intertwined with his.
Soon you two would be sitting on a bench, staring at the sky. Teru would begin talking, mostly about what he thought of you, while you would stare at him curiously. He would turn to you, gently stroking the palm of your hand as he worked his way up.
“I have liked you for a very long time (Name.) And that’s why I would like to ask you something.”
“Will you do me the honor of becoming mine?”
That smooth mf… 
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Marriage.
It’s something that Teru never even gave a second thought about, that is, until he met you. Ah yes, you were the person who somehow managed to make him fall in love, to make his heart race whenever he was next to you.
Admittedly, the topic of marriage was now something that was on his mind more frequently. He was positive that you were the only person he would want to marry, as he loved you dearly. You two had been together for years, so maybe now was the time to pop the question? But how should he go about proposing? And what ring should he purchase for you? It had to be stunning, though nothing could be as beautiful as you… Ah, so many questions.
Eventually he badgers Kou to give him some supervised cooking lessons. Perhaps it would be the most romantic if he cooked something out of his love for you, even though he nearly burns everything he makes. After multiple lessons, with Kou’s help he manages to make a very simple dish.
One day Teru tells you to come off early from work because he has a surprise for you. You, of course, comply. Cue our babey boy attempting to cook.
Unfortunately it does not go as planned. Apparently he can only cook with supervision because now the food is burning and smoke is pouring out the pan. He scratched his head. Damn, he really thought he had it! Then he heard the car door slam from outside and hurried footsteps as the front door was quickly busted open and he saw your shocked expression.
He had a lot of explaining to do…
He decided to take you to a rather fancy restaurant instead (because let’s face it even though it’s not said I KNOW THE MINAMOTOS ARE RICH I CAN TELL.) He reserved the best stop in the restaurant, where you could see the outside and sunset. Teru is pretty good at making things romantic (as long as it doesn’t involve him in a kitchen.)
Afterwards, you two just walk around, looking fondly at the places you two grew up in, the places Teru took you during your high school days. A great opportunity to pop the question. He stops walking as he takes both of your hands and squeezes them with his, as he stares into your eyes.
“(Name), I’ve known you for a very long time now… And I still love you just as much as I did in high school, even more now. My love for you only grows more every passing day, and I want you to stay forever by my side… that’s why I must ask you this.”
“My beloved, will you marry me?”
Teru’s still the same charming dork you knew all those years ago.
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send-allmyloving · 4 years
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could i have some atsushi fluff, haha🥺🥺 maybe him with a girly innocent smol bean s/o?
YES OFCCC
warning: disgustingly cheesy fluff and some reeeally cheesy PDA up ahead
Atsushi with a girly, innocent fem!s/o
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Work was slow today at the Armed Detective Agency. Atsushi was idly typing away at a past report that Kunikida had assigned to him, and it was as boring as one could expect.
He stifled a yawn as he continued to slowly clack, only stopping for a moment to roll out his stiff shoulders and neck.
“Atsushi-kun!” Dazai called out to him cheerily as he walked over to Atsushi’s desk.
Good. He could finally get a break and talk to his beloved mentor.
Atsushi smiled up at the brunette. “Hi, Dazai-san. Is something up?”
“Nothing in particular, but (Name)-chan is here! She brought snacks as well,” Dazai said, pulling a surprised you into a side hug as you tightly gripped your bag of snacks.
“O-Oh! Hi, Atsushi,” You greeted him timidly, blushing madly as you gave him a soft smile while setting down the bag of snacks next to his desk.
Atsushi felt his heart skip a few beats. God, you were so damn cute. 
You had only become his girlfriend a few days ago, and the both of you were just adorable. The entire detective agency cooed over you both (except for maybe Kunikida, though he was secretly admiring how innocent your love was for each other), and they made frequent banter about cute you both could be towards one another. Quite frankly, Atsushi found it annoying; you weren’t babies! You, however, didn’t really mind, you were just happy that you and him were together.
Dazai shot Atsushi a little wink before walking away to pester Kunikida, while you stepped forward to speak to him. “I brought you some snacks! And... I know how much you love chazuke, so I made some for you for your lunch,” you said, holding out a cute little bowl full of his favorite dish as you looked shyly down at the ground, too nervous to look into his dazzling dual-colored eyes.
Atsushi felt his cheeks grow hot as he took the warm bowl of chazuke from your hands, admiring it with a warm smile and setting it down at his desk. He gently pulled you into a hug, a soft hand coming up to rest on your head. “Thank you, (Name)-chan,” he whispered, planting a kiss to your hair before pulling away to cup your cheeks, a loving smile painting his angelic face.
A rosy hue spread across your face as you heard the others around you squeal in delight of getting to see the both of you sharing another precious moment.
“A-Atsushi... they’re looking at us!” you whispered frantically, pulling at his shirt while trying to hide the blush creeping up around your face up to your ears.
Atsushi giggled, leaning in and pecking your cheek and then your lips. “So what? I’m just so happy to see you today,” he said, beaming innocently at you before wrapping his hands around your waist.
You looked back at the others chuckling and cooing at the sweet display of affection in front of them, and proceeded to bury your face into Atsushi’s chest in embarrassment.
Atsushi chuckled at you, patting your head sympathetically before shooting an exasperated glare at the others.
“Alright, alright, enough of the lovey-doveyness! Back to work,” Kunikida yelled, walking back from Fukuzawa’s office and stopping to whack Dazai around the head for slacking off at his desk, earning him a childish whine from the brunette.
You sighed as you took your seat at your desk next to Atsushi’s, beginning to scan the documents Kunikida had left on your desk earlier that day before you went to run some errands for Yosano and Ranpo. You were halfway through reading Tanizaki’s report before you felt fingers graze yours. You looked to the side at Atsushi focusing hard on the papers in front of him, while contrary to his hardened expression, his soft fingers were reaching out to take yours. You smiled shyly to yourself, interlacing your fingers with his, feeling the warmth and softness of his hands envelop yours. You felt your heart flutter as his thumb gently grazed the back of your palm, and you felt it do a somersault when he lifted your hand to his lips to kiss it, eyes never wavering from the paperwork in front of him.
Now that you were by his side, Atsushi finished the day’s work in no time, and bid goodbye to Dazai and the others with your hand in his, getting ready to enjoy his walk home with you. 
As you both strolled the streets of Yokohama back to his apartment, Atsushi looked to his side at you, admiring the pretty pink hues of the sunset glowing against your graceful features. He stopped in his tracks, pulling you under an awning of a little cafe that was closed for the day, admiring your beautiful doe eyes that glanced curiously up at him in surprise at his gesture.
“”Sushi? W-what are you doing?” You asked him softly as he took both your hands in his.
He smiled down at you, lifting both your hands up to his lips and planting a kiss on each one, before pulling you into his chest. He lifted a gentle hand up to stroke your hair, moving it down to your cheek, his thumb slowly caressing your soft skin as he gazed down at you lovingly.
“You’re so pretty...” he said, voice hushed and gentle as he leaned down to envelop your lips in a warmhearted kiss.
You hugged him close, your timid hands gripping nervously at his shirt while his lips moved ever so gently against yours, a reassuring hand moving up to rub your back, easing your tension.
Atsushi pulled away, one hand tenderly cupping your face while another moved stray hairs away from your face before he kissed your forehead.
“I’m really glad you’re mine, you know?” Atsushi murmured, gently rocking the both of you side to side as he took you into his arms again.
“I know, ‘sushi. I am too,” you said, beaming up at him in adoration, leaning up to kiss his nose as you wrapped your arms around his neck.
You both didn’t want this moment to end. Even as the sun was close to disappearing below the horizon, even as the sky faded from pinks and oranges to a deep purple, Atsushi was too busy gazing into your eyes that held his little universe, and you were too busy gazing into his eyes that held yours. You were everything to each other. There was nothing more you could want.
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You were both back at his apartment, laying under the covers of the futon as the cool nighttime breeze rustled the curtains, but you were warm enough cuddled with Atsushi surrounded by the fluffy blanket. Atsushi talked to you about everything that had happened while you had left to finish off your errands, from Ranpo and Yosano’s shitty karaoke duet, Kunikida being restrained by him and Tanizaki from strangling Dazai after he had stood up on a desk reciting Shakespeare, and the like. God, he was so endearing. Even after such silly stories were uttered from his lips and you couldn’t help but laugh, you were so entranced by his sweet, soft voice that was perfectly paired with his innocent face and personality. He was perfect for you.
Mid-sentence, Atsushi was interrupted by you leaning into him and peppering his face with your kisses.
“H-hey! What-- Mmf!” Atsushi was taken by surprise when you landed a sweet peck on his lips, his pale cheeks growing pink, eyes widening as he stared at you, completely flustered. You grinned at him, pulling him closer to you.
“You... you can’t just do that....” Atsushi whined softly, burying his face into the crook of your neck as he tightened his grip on you, bewildered by the sudden showcase of affection.
You giggled, playing with his silver locks of hair. He sighed and placed a kiss on your neck, enjoying the soothing sensation.
“You make me so happy, (Name)-chan. I’ve never felt this happy before,” he breathed, taking one of your hands to play with his fingers.
“I’m glad Atsushi. You make me really happy too,” you whispered back to him.
Atsushi pulled back, his face softening as he looked at you, his fingers idly finding purchase in your hair once more. “Do... do I really deserve you?” He asked, anxiousness causing his voice to shake as the thoughts and insecurities started to well up into his mind.
But they were all whisked away with a gentle kiss on the lips and a loving stroke to his hair.
“You deserve everything, Atsushi. You deserve more than anything this universe has to offer you. I’ll always be by your side,” you said gently. It was your turn to cup his adorable face in your hands. And you looked at him like he was the world to you.
Because he was.
Atsushi felt relief wash through his bones, sighing as he smiled back at you, snuggling into your embrace. “Thank you,” he breathed. “Thank you for being with me.”
“I always will be, ‘Sushi,” you murmured back.
And you both fell asleep under the soft moonlight shining through the window, limbs entangled under the sheets, Atsushi resting his chin atop your head as you leaned your head against his chest, listening as the beat of his heart became one with yours.
// I hope you liked this anon <33 I tried to make this as innocent and lovey-dovey as you wanted and I hope it was up to your expectations!!! thank u for this ask it was v v cute to write and this is my first atsushi ask! sending hugs and kisses to u mwah mwah
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🎃 Frightful October Act XI, #31 ~ Happy Halloween! (Crossover)
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📑 Table of Contents
Genre: Crack, Crossover, AU
Word Count: 1,328
Pairing: Reader, Various
World: Various
Author’s Note: It took me three days to render this god-forsaken gif and I realized after the fact that it’s not even the same gif that I originally used ._.) It’s complete trash but oh well. It’s three days of work!
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“Y/N, honey, you got a letter!”
Curious, you headed downstairs to the kitchen where your mom was working on dinner. Your brow furrowed at the white envelope sitting on the counter, your name written in a messy print on the front. There was no stamp or return address, and the back flap was easily opened, revealing a sheet of lined notebook paper. Had your mom forgotten to give you this? Or did this arrive just now? Who delivers mail after dark?
You pulled the letter out and began reading.
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You frowned at the letter, feeling something stir in the back of your mind. It was extremely suspect, but you felt compelled to attend, almost as if you had no choice in the matter. You showed it to your mom, but she didn’t seem at all concerned about the legitimacy of the letter and simply told you to have a good time.
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Dressed in your costume of choice, you approached the abandoned mill, decorated to the nines. The baren earth leading up to the mill was covered by scattered tombstones and the occasional boney hand sticking out from the ground, fingers bent at odd angles. Ghosts hung from the neck on the bare branches of the trees surrounding the property. Plastic stickers of black cats, bats, owls, and candy had been stuck to the windows, and a metal plate had been bolted to the door. ‘Welcome’ was painted on the plate in a bleeding font, in shades of purple, orange, and black.
‘Should I knock?’ you wondered, hesitating at the door as your hand hovered in mid-air. The decision was made for you when the door slowly creaked open. Low Halloween music reached your ears as you stepped into the entryway. Loud voices and laughter floated from the left and you followed the sound into the front room, which had been converted into a living room. Several people, all wearing costumes, were scattered around the room, dancing or chatting with one another.
A long table was set up against the back wall, offering various drinks placed in ice and snacks on plastic plates, decorated like pumpkins and eyeballs. You grabbed a red solo cup and poured your favorite drink before munching on a cookie, observing the other guests as they interacted with each other.
“Oi, Tetsu! I told you not to scare me like that!”
“I’ve been standing here the whole time, Aomine-kun.”
“I can’t believe you dressed like a cartoon girl, Dean.”
“It’s anime and it’s art, Sammy.”
“You are unworthy of being in Beelze-sama’s presence, Pikachu.”
“Don’t hate me because I’m beautifully electric~”
“There’s so many sweets, look Jackal!”
“Please don’t eat yourself into a sugar coma, Marui.”
“Mada mada dane.”
“There’s no candy corn…”
“I hope the cheesecake eyeballs taste good, I tried hard not to mess them up…”
“Hyung, can we go back to the forest? It’s way too stuffy here.”
“Be patient, we’ll leave soon, Junhong.”
“It’s kinda boring. I shoulda brought my Ouija board.”
“Didn’t that go horribly wrong for you?”
“Pft, Luigi Board.”
“Hyung, you’re so embarrassing~!”
You smiled at the various groups of people as they mingled together, drinking and having fun. So many varying personality types… it was awesome to see everyone together. Maybe coming to the party wasn’t such a bad idea, after all.
The music started to fade before being replaced by a female voice coming from the speakers. “Hello, and welcome, everyone! Thank you so much for attending my 2019 Halloween Gathering, I do hope you’re all enjoying yourselves.”
Hilda stepped forward, her green eyes narrowed at the speaker mounted in the corner near the ceiling. “Show yourself, coward. How dare you kill off my beloved Y/N!”
Saitama huffed from behind her. “You made Y/N get kidnapped in my story!”
“You made my beautiful Y/N a murderer!” Denki whined, his bottom lip jutting out.
“Why didn’t I get a kissing scene with Y/N?” Killua pouted. “Even a peck on the cheek would’ve been fine.”
“Killua…” Gon sweatdropped. “Shouldn’t you be more concerned about the demon that attacked Y/N?”
“My chapter was great! No complaints here~” Marui grinned, folding his hands behind his head.
“But you ruined mine,” Ryoma glared at him. “I missed my kiss with Y/N because of you.”
Laughter filled the mill before the woman spoke again, amusement clear in her tone. “You all complain and yet you give no pause to think about your ‘beloved’ Y/N, who has been forced to live through so many events.”
As if one single unit, the entire room turned to stare at you and you gulped, stepping back until you hit the snack table. You sweatdropped. ‘Just how many lives has this chick given me?’
She laughed again, reading your mind. “More than you will ever know, my dear Y/N! You are quite precious to me, after all, for, without you, my tales simply could not be.”
“Glad I could help,” you muttered unhappily.
“Now, then. I’m sure all of you are quite curious as to why you have been gathered here. Well, I wish to extend my thanks to you all for being unwitting participants in this year’s festivities. It was a long and stressful ride to be sure, but worry not! I am proud of my accomplishments and shall rest well once this night comes to a close.”
“This has to be illegal, aru.” Yao frowned, folding his arms within his long sleeves.
She giggled. “But my dear, beautiful Chinese man, it’s only illegal if you get caught!”
A chill went down his spine and he paled.
Cory turned his head to stare directly at the camera, breaking the fourth wall. “Please don’t do this at home, kids.”
“This is stupid, I’m leaving.” 
The group watched as Nathan stalked to the front door, but the lock clicked before his hand could grab the doorknob. He tried to unlock it, tugging on the door with all of his strength, but it wouldn’t budge.
A streak of lightning split the dark sky, lighting up the mill with an ethereal light. The woman’s sudden laughter made the teen jump away from the door as if it had just shocked him.
“Come now, did you really think it would be so simple to leave?” Footsteps echoed throughout the mill, the stairs creaking. A heavyset woman descended the steps, dressed in a taco costume and wearing a Dr. Pepper hat atop her short hair.
Everyone sweatdropped at the ridiculous sight before them.
She smirked, stopping halfway down the stairs. “I’m afraid all of you belong to me now. We’re going to make such wonderful tales in the future!”
“This is definitely illegal,” Izuku cried, grabbing onto the closest person to him, which happened to be the smol bean, Near.
“There’s more than thirty of us versus just one of you!” Youngjae growled, baring his canine teeth in anger. “You can’t take all of us on!”
“But my dear wolf, I already have,” she grinned, holding her arms out to her sides. A pink and black mist, sparkling in the light, filled the air. Everyone quickly covered their noses, but it was already far too late for them. One by one, the guests dropped to the ground, unconscious.
You were the last one, sprawled out on the shag rug as you fought against the darkness trying to claim your mind.
The woman angled her body toward the top of the stairs before kneeling down. “My lord, I offer you forty-one ripe, new souls for your army.
You listened as the ceiling creaked under someone’s weight, footsteps approaching the top of the stairs. Your eyes widened in disbelief.
“Good job, gamer!” Pewdiepie smirked, his blue eyes scanning the group. “Send them over to Marzia for de-aging and then join us in my closet for some G-Fuel powder while we feast on dank memes!”
“Of course, m’lord!” her grin was the last thing you saw before darkness claimed you. “Welcome to the nine-year-old army, gamers!”
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lokisasylum · 4 years
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BTS Tag Game
Tagged by @utopiajeon​
1. First BTS song?
I know I always say that Boy In Luv & Danger are what really got me hooked on them, but I do recall listening to “No More Dreams” when they debuted and I was getting into Kpop at that time.
2. First bias?
Since the beginning, Park Jimin ❤️😎
3. Current bias?
Still Mr. Christian ChimmChim Jimin-ssi from the Alexs Armandou House.
4. Bias Wrecker?
♫ SUGA A.K.A. AGUST-D!! ♫
5. Put the members in order of your bias list
I think it goes without saying, but for the sake of the hypocritical whiney bitches out there in the fandom, I won’t name names.
6. Favorite BTS song?
It’s different depending on the album... but if we’re going by the one no skip-this-is-my-fucking-jam-don’t-talk-to-me-right-now-hoes ... “Butterfly”
7. Favorite BTS song that is Underrated?
Aside from “Dead Leaves”, I think all the hidden tracks like “Sea” are heavily underrated. As well as some of the Japanese ones.
8. Favorite Song of Wings?
Boy Meets Evil, Lie, Blood Sweat & Tears & First Love.
9. Favorite song of each LY Her, Tear & Answer?
From LY: Her - I always liked “Best of Me” despite what people thought of it, and I think the toxic cancel-culture ruined a lot of good songs for people in the fandom at the time.
From LY:Tear - FAKE LOVE because of the emotion behind it & Anpanman is my jam.
LY: Answer - Serendipity ALL THE WAY.
10 . Favorite song of each MOTS Persona & 7?
Persona: Intro: PERSONA
MOTS7: interlude: SHADOW, Filter, My Time, ON and UGH!
11. Favorite MV?
Prologue: Butterfly
I NEED U (the original uncensored ver.)
RUN
Blood Sweat & Tears
Spring Day
12. Favorite Dancer?
Jimin, because as an artists myself and art major I love the way he portrays the emotions in a song, how fluid his movements are. How he can go from delicate, alluring and sexy one minute, but then go HARD the second. He’s just overall a breathtaking performer to watch.
13. Favorite vocalist?
People can say what they want, and continuously praise the SAME member over and over again like they the only vocalist in the group.  But Jimin’s voice will always be my favorite.
14. Favorite rapper?
AGUST D! AGUST D! AGUST D! AGUST D! AGUST D! AGUST D! AGUST D! AGUST D! AGUST D! AGUST D! AGUST D! AGUST D! AGUST D!
15. Favorite Hair color on each member?
Namjoon: purple hair looked great on him
Jin: pink
Yoongi: mint
Agust D: BLONDE
Hoseok: red
Jimin: orange, pink & demon BLACK
Taehyung: BS&T blonde cause they left his eyebrows black and it gave him a very unique facial feature especially when he wore beanies.
Jungkook: honestly I like Kookie with his coconut brown hair and during Not Today/Spring Day when he had the pink highlights.
16. Favorite Choreography?
Baepsae, Butterfly, I NEED U, I like it pt. 2, BS&T, Baepsae, FIRE, Not Today, Mic Drop, Baepsae, Fake Love, IDOL, Anpanman,  Oh yeah and Baepsae Live.
17. Favorite Ship?
Vmin (the beloved soulmates)
Jikook (the princes of Busan & powercouple)
JinMin (the Sping Day lovers)
Jihope (the sexy roommates, who are also cuddly AF)
Minimonie (tol and smol TT)
Yoonmin/Miniminiz (i mean bitch tell me they ain’t the cutest dorks in the world??)
I Tag: @guincoleridge
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jyonsame · 6 years
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Orange 🍊
what makes you feel warm inside? das a good question because I’m a hopeless romantic guy and I feel like that everytime something that makes my heart melt happens; I’m talking about late night deep convos, sipping hot tea at 3am on a bed, knowing that my closer ones are safe and hanging out with them, exploring new places far far away from home alone or with a fella, when my gf compliments me or laugh at my silly jokes, baking for someone, home when it’s snowing outside and my famiy and I are listening to xmas joyful songs and hugs
what’s your favorite halloween tradition? boi dis one easy, it’s dressing up of course! I miss my younger self who used to wear a black coat,a hat and put on dark nail polish as a cool ass dark witch would do to go aroud the neighbourhood asking for candies :p it used to make me feel confident 
what’s the last thing you learned? not to be cliché but I finally realized that a person is worth as much as the importance and love they give to their beloved ones, hell yeah
when’s the last time you felt obsessed? okay so lately I’ve been reading books due to my homework for school but eventually I ended up starting what I was not supposed to, just out of curiosity, and I found out I really really love the fictional character of Dorian Gray; unfortunately I’ve got to finish math exercises so I haven’t managed to finish it yet, I’m willing to tho
what’s your favorite article of clothing? without hesitating I can firmly say that I’m in love with my larged sized sweathers (not so strange I only wear them given the fact I’m a smol bean lol) yeas, like a basic bish 
thanks for asking me ^^
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letstrysomefanfic · 7 years
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That’s Cheating! (Peter Parker x Reader)
Request: anon asked: Since requests are open and its halloween time, can you wrote a peter x superpowered!reader where they try to find the biggest pumpkin at the pumpkin patch but reader ( who can control plant life) just creates the biggest one and peter thinks its cheating.
Word Count: 621
Warnings: mention of pumpkin guts (that stuff’s gross as hell)
A/N: Finally got to this request (I’m SOOOO sorry it took so long, anon!!! :/). It was a cute one that yielded this cute lil blurb (definitely a lot shorter than my usual work) very appropriate for halloween time and no angst! lol also I now know how pumpkins grow ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ fun fact trivia here I come. hope y'all enjoy! 🎃🎃🎃
Tag List:
@parkthepeter​ @acciowaffle​ @ima-smol-acorn​
“What about that one?”
“It’s smaller than that other one we saw back there,” you pointed out.
Peter sighed. “So why don’t we just go back to that one?”
“I’m telling you, there’s got to be a bigger one somewhere,” you tried as you stepped over yet another row of tangled vines and orange gourds. Damp mulch squished beneath your dirt-trodden boots. 
“And I’m telling you, there isn’t,” he whined, walking through the aisle clear of pumpkins.
“Fine,” you stopped and looked pointedly at Peter. “You pick whichever you think is the biggest, and I’ll pick out whichever is really the biggest.”
“That a challenge?”
“Yep it is.”
Peter smirked. “Let’s make it more interesting.”
“I’m listening.”
“We have five minutes. Loser has to gut it out.”
“Two minutes,” you challenged.
“Three.”
“Fine.”
“Fine.”
You both stood there, smirks on lips, challenges in eyes.
“GO!”
Peter took off back in the direction you came. Most likely for that damn pumpkin that you just knew couldn’t be the largest one here. 
You ran and leapt through the endless rows of the giant plants (managing to only trip on vines twice… nice). Scanning through them, you felt your hope melting away. Peter was probably right. Everything either was smaller than or just about the same size as the one he was probably bringing back.
Holding up your wrist, your watch signaled thirty seconds left. You could see Peter strolling back, that clunky pumpkin in his arms. 
You know what? you thought. Forget picking the biggest, I’m making it.
You bent down, crouching next to a cluster of pumpkins, shielding your hands from public view as you pulled off your gloves and shoved them in your jacket pocket. Spreading your hands just above some vines, you felt a pull. Leaves sprouted, seemingly dancing as they briskly growing bigger and higher. Golden star-shaped flowers burst from buds as a small green globe bloomed on the end of a thick stalk of vine. You spread your hands apart slowly, still feeling the pull in your forearms. Within seconds, the green had ballooned to a firm, orange pumpkin the size of your school desk. You checked around once more to make sure no one had seen.
“I saw that!”
You turned to smugly look at a most annoyed Peter.
“I found one,” you teased, patting your new creation.
“That’s cheating!”
“We never set any rules.”
“Yeah but we had to find the biggest pumpkin, not make it!”
“I still found it.”
“After you made it! Finding is—is—is seeing it already made!”
“It’s already made isn’t it?”
Peter huffed and drooped in defeat, the pumpkin sagging in his arms. He glared at you accusingly as you held up your arms, shrugging with innocent eyebrows raised.
“Fine, but you’re carrying it,” he said as he lowered his beloved choice on a clear patch of ground. 
You stood up, crossing your arms. “I’m not the one with super-strength.”
“I’m not the one who made it!”
“Well we both know I can’t carry that!”
“Should’ve brought one of those little wagon cart thingies. Guess we gotta just take mine…”
“We didn’t bring one because we agreed you were gonna carry the damn thing! It probably doesn’t even feel like more than a feather to you!”
“Oh it feels like more than a feather, trust me.”
You rolled your eyes. You were not going to be the one to scrape out all the guts. “Fine, you stay here, I’ll be back with a wagon thingy. Do. Not. Touch. My. Pumpkin,” you ordered as you stomped off, pointing a stiff finger at Peter. He mimicked your earlier shrug of innocence.
“Accidents do happen…”
“Parker, I swear...!”
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joshpup · 7 years
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Beginners Guide to Memeteen
No one asked for this, but i made it anyways
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General Info:
So the memeteen group signed under Pledis which also has Pristin, Nu’est, Orange Caramel and After School (Everyone has issues with Pledis don’t even get us started about them). 
Group name Seventeen with 13 members because 13 members, 3 units and 1 team equals 13 (also originally they had 17 members but this works too). 
They finally debuted on May 26, 2015 after being pushed back for far to long 
debuted with the amazing song Adore U, and so far have had 8 comebacks: Mansae, Pretty U, Very Nice, Boom Boom,  Don’t Want to Cry, Clap, Thanks, Oh My!
They also have an mv for their song Healing, Love Letter, Shining Diamond, Smile Flower, and Q&A (just scoups, woozi and vernon), Change Up (scoups, woozi, and hoshi)
Have 9 amazing albums: 17 Carat, Boys Be, Love & Letter (Repackaged), Going Seventeen, A|1, Teen,Age, Director’s Cut , and You Make My Day (buy the albums tho) 
They made their Japanese debut on May 16, 2018 with Call Call Call! and released an album called We Make You
Units
Hip-Hop Unit:
Scoups (leader), Wonwoo, Mingyu, Vernon
-created the masterpiece that is Check-In
Mansae Hip Hop Ver.
Trauma MV
Vocal Unit:
Woozi (leader), Jeonghan, Joshua, Dk, Seungkwan
-created the masterpiece that is Chocolate
Adore U Acoustic Ver.
Very Nice Acoustic Ver.
Pinwheel MV
Performance Unit:
Hoshi (leader), Jun, The8, Dino
Adore U Perf Ver.
Mansae Perf Ver.
-created the masterpiece that is Highlight rip carats
Lilili Yabbay MV
Seventeen-BSS
Hoshi, DK, Seungkwan
Just Do It
Just Do It Dance Practice
Members
Scoups/Seungcheol {info} aka the dad 
-So he’s the leader of memeteen, #1 dad lets be real, longest trainee in svt, someone please give this boy a puppy he just needs a dog in his life okay. super sweet and caring, best leader ever honestly no one else could handle those other 12 boys. 
-appeard in Nu’est Face MV, After School Blue’s ‘Wonder Boy’ MV, Happy Pledis ‘Love Letter’ MV (pledis boys ver)
Jeonghan {info} aka the mom
-one of his nicknames in angel, but don’t let that fool you, he’s a swindler. Will not hesitate to cheat watch out for this one. sleeps everywhere possible anytime possible. each comeback his hair gets shorter, lets just hope he doesn’t go bald. Exo’s Sehuns worst nightmare.
Joshua/Jisoo {info} aka the church boy
-Instagram
-Oh shua, our beloved meme and church oppa this is a very dead joke now plz dont use it but if you see it thats shua. 1/2 of american line. Seems quiet and normal but the longer you know him the weirder you realise he truely is. Has a weird obsession with aliens (1,2) Stan talent, stan pindropping shua. huge anime lover. He has also had pink and purple hair and every carat cried 
-beautifully covered Overcome  with Nu’est’s Minhyun
-The jokes that never die: Drink water, not Alcohol, when in doubt, sings Sunday Morning, and his crappy beautiful rapping
Jun/Junhui {info} aka the real mom of the group
-Crazy for you cover
-1/2 of china line. Best eye rolls the world will ever know. people call him greasy, hes not reall but whatever. very sassy. his legendary part in Mansae that makes him look like the McDonalds logo. Also the time he dressed up in an actually carrot costume. 
Films: The Pye-Dog {pt.1 pt.2} (sorry i couldn’t find it in one part), Ip Man: The Legend Is Born, Intouchable (a series)
Hoshi/Soonyoung {info} aka naega hosh
-Okay so choreographs all their dances goals so naturally, best dancer ever. LOUD. Also shinee’s biggest fanboy, if you thought that you were shinees biggest fan ur wrong its Hosh proof: 1, 2, 3. a cute little hamster i die everyday. 10 hours 10 minutes. Black belt in Taekwondo... why dont we ever get to see anything ??
-appered in Nu’est Face MV, and Hello Venus Venus MV
Wonwoo {info} aka rbf master
-was originally a singer, but switched to rapping before debuting, so not only does wonu have an amazing voice but can rap suuuuuper well, and can easily switch between the two its stunning. always calm and usually has an rbf but hes actaully really fun love our emo wonwoo. kinda reminds me of a sloth but i love him even more becasue of that lol
-appered in Nu’est Face MV, and Hello Venus Venus MV
Woozi/Jihoon {info} aka smol fairy devil
-fear him. He may look tiny and soft but he will crush you. Composes almost all of svt’s songs. Super cute and hes coming to except this as time goes on lmao. shortest member. one of the big reasons svt became a self producing group
- first to get a solo in svt called Simple
-appered in Nu’est Face MV, and Hello Venus Venus MV
Dk/Seokmin {info} aka literal sunshine
the sunshine of svt, always smiling. i saw a video of him crying once and my world shattered. LOUD pt2. super funny i love him. one of the most stable vocals in svt. can hit those high notes like nobody else. 
-has this beautiful cover
Mingyu {info} aka gaint germ
-Instagram
-walking puppy? yes actually he is. also a gaint germ (1,2) so get ready. sneezes everywhere then touches everything. can go from cute to sexy with no time in between its insane. If he’s not your bias he’s your bias wrecker. Wild orange hair durning Check In era end everyone made fun of him or loved it no in between.
-Svt’s personal hairstylist  
-appered in Nu’est Face MV, and Hello Venus Venus MV
The8/Minghao {info} aka arthao
-Instagram
-Literally has become the biggest artist in the world what an icon
-other half of chine line. last member to join the group. He did b-boying in china for like 6 years. here is baby hao b-boying at age 12 (he’s the tallest skinny guy and also the leader). crazy good Martial arts skills.  comes off super cute a fluffy and sweet with that voice and all but a serious thug tho like 1, 2, 3 
Seungkwan {info} aka future mc 
-Instagram
Boo Seungkwan our sassy little guy that i love more than life itself. LOUD pt3. gonna star in the next hollywood film because of his flawless acting. Also one of the most stable vocals in svt. hits high notes so easily its not fair (like in pretty u i died). a cutie from jeju. Koreas next best MC watch out world Seungkwan is coming. pretty much helps set the happy fun tone in svt
-covered Beautiful Tomorrow perfectly
Vernon/Hansol {info} aka the living meme
oh vernon. other half of american line. best friends with Seungkwan. literally a walking meme. anything he does is dumb and i love it. example: his weird dance from Boom Boom. lots of Hotline Bling. His iconic: “mom, i won this.” terrible hair durning mansae era 
-was on “Kids Explore Life” when he was little. Also a contestant on ‘JTBC Made in U’ .... headlines headlines ....
-appeared on one of Eric Nams Can’t Help Myself stages and Hello Venus ‘Venus’ MV, Sickness ft. Eunwoo of Pristin
Dino/Chan {info} aka the baby
The baby of the group. Once a baby always a baby. Dino, nugu aegi? tragic hair durning mansae era as well. best glow up of the world let me tell you i called this. Like if you think jungkook of bts had a glow up time to meet Lee Chan because his was more intense and if not faster. Fresh out of High school and living life large lol
-This amazing fancam
-his song Zero (here is the performance) and you can bet i cried when i heard this. He grew up so fast T.T
Other
Active Twitter Fansites
Seventeen’s One Fine Day: Season 1: {1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9}, Season 2  
Best Stages
Girl Group Medley / Relay 
Sorry Sorry cover
Happiness
Tell Me (Immortal Songs)
Boy Group Remix
Bindaetteok Gentleman
My Ears Candy (Jun and Mingyu)
My Ears Candy (Seungkwan and DK)
U
Who (performance unit) oddly enough this song isn’t talked about much, i think it killed every carat cause it killed me
Decalcomanie
and some of my personal faves: Show Me Your Love, Honey + Very Nice (Remix), 2016 Melon awards: Very Nice
Dance Practices/Part Switches
Adore U: Fixed Ver, Follow Ver, Part Switch Ver
Mansae: Hide Ver, Seek Ver, Follow Me Ver, Part Switch Ver
Pretty U: Love Ver, Letter Ver, Dear Carat Ver
Very Nice: Roof Top Ver, Dance Practice Ver, Part Switch Ver
Boom Boom: Front Ver, Review Ver, Santa Ver 
Don’t Wanna Cry: Front Ver, Review Ver, Part Switch Ver
Clap: Practice
Thanks: Choreography Video
Other Video worth mentioning: Highlight (13 Member Ver), No. 1 Cover, Without You
Offical Links:
Offical Website // Youtube // V App // Twitter // Instagram // Weibo // Soundcloud //Facebook
Extra
Seventeen TV
Boys Wish Kindergarten Skit    
Bongbong gyus precious child (a few of the many insta posts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, also bongbongie has no gender so stan talent)
the famous English Time w/ Svt
the memeteen diaries (ive never laughed so hard tbh)
ISAC aerobics - inspired by Transformers 
ISAC 400m Dash
ISAC warm up dance created by our boys (ft dokyeoms singing)
Seventeen and Monsta x interactions (they’re debut buddies if you don’t die everytime they interact with each other you are doing something wrong)
Seventeen x Nu’est stage Heaven (aka the best crossover the world has yet to see)
so yah stan talent stan my memes Seventeen
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got7thinks · 7 years
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got7 goes bowling!
jaebum:
is that one person that never wants to go bowling, but would go if the whole squad goes 
teams: (jb, jinyoung, bambam) vs. (mork, jackson, youngjae, yugyeom)
losing team buys winning team BUBBLE TEA
hey youngjae, do you know when i’ll be buying you bubble tea (yj: no i don’t!!  when? :D)
NEVERR EVERRRRRR~ (yj: (ง°ل͜°)ง)
leader of team “jj project + double b collab”
completely hustled everyone bc he wasn’t supposed to be good, but he’s so good
mark:
leader of team “young jarkyeom” 
“aiiiii” every time he doesn’t get a strike
surprisingly extremely loud when his team members get strikes
impeccable form with follow through
cheese fries with ketchup aggressively mixed in (jb: are your arteries ok??)
victory aegyo dance after his second turkey 
tries to hard carry, but jackson and youngjae... just not good today
jackson:
WOW mark, our team is amerithaikong but minus bam and also with youngjae and yugyeom!!!! 
uses the thing kids use to roll the ball 
screams “WAIT WAIT WAIT” as jb is about to bowl the ball 
effectively screws him up and the ball only gets to the halfway point of the gutter, and the worker has to go get it
did that 3 times 
requests the song bounce by their beloved jj project  (jb: aigoo, I had to do it, I signed a contract)
jinyoung:
slippy slide feet shuffling on the slippery part of the lane
hey, hey, do you think i could get away with wearing my loafers 
brought gongi to play when it wasn’t his turn to bowl
“excuse me sir, you cannot wear your loafers on the lanes”
fingers got stuck in the smol ball 
i did that on purpose
pizza with fork and knife
practicing his form on the side with no ball 
youngjae:
gets a 60 but has the time of his life
was dared to do the never ever dance in the lane 
fell 
cheers for everyone and is super encouraging
woaaaaa is that a plushee crane game thing
spends $50 dollars trying to get a pusheen cat from the crane thing
rolled a really heavy ball really slowly and only knocked down the middle 8 pins
then rolled the next ball directly in the center of the remaining two pins (ot 7: GOAAAAAAL)
mark: COCO NEEDS YOU HIT THE PINS DOWN MANNN #forcoco
bam:
wait jackson hyung, I should have the pink ball because it matches my outfit better (jackson: this ball is a 16 lb ball)
chooses a more sensible 8 lb ball
eh but it’s orange
bumpers please
underhand rolled the ball with two hands between his legs pft LOL
but nobody was watching at the time, so it wasn’t funny 
yugyeom:
called dibs on naming everyone!! 
jj project jaebummie, america boy, shorty, junior, oldjae, double b, prince yug
moonwalking 
~after young jarkyeom loses~ mark hyung, I thought you never lost a single game (referring to hard carry)  hahahahahahhaha (mark: yah! we were on the same team)
put a ball underneath his sweater
hyungs........ I am with child, be kind
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ask-kevin-strexcorp · 7 years
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🐶 ((both mun and muse))
🐶 - Do you own a pet?
I have two kittens! One is named Biter and he’s small, orange, and fierce! He’s genetically engineered to remain a kitten forever! And then there’s Sprinkles. They’re one of Khoshekh’s kittens. They like to sleep at the foot of my bed!
((Hoo boy do I. My family at home consists of:
3 organic identifying humans
2 cats (Iggy, my gf’s 5yr old tabby asshole cat who is a beefy boy, and Khoshekh, my cat who is sleek, black, small, 8yrs old, and polydactyl. He might actually be 9 now....)
3 rats (All dumbo rats. Molly (named after Molly Hooper from Sherlock) who is the smallest and my favorite has a grey hooded spots on her head. Susan (named after Susan from Discworld as well as Chronicles of Narnia) is the middle sized one who is full white except for beige-ish siamese spotting on the nose, and is identified by her smaller ears and the fact that her left (i think,,,,) ear is torn a bit. And then Dana (our beloved Mayor Cardinal obvs) is our biggest who looks just like Susan except her ears are bigger and her nipples are far more visible (....don’t.... don’t ask okay we have to find weird ways to identify these little poops))
And I’m also including my plants bcus they are def pets
4 marimo (Biggest one is Nanako (named after Nanoka from Persona 4), second biggest is Carlos (......), third biggest is Adam (The Bright Sessions), and the smallest is Junebug (Penumbra Podcast))
A smol cacti with pink flowers named Janice (love her so much)))
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