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ilophilia · 8 days
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Pandora: Are you gay?
Regulus: Yeah...
Pandora: Thanks for preventing overpopulation king.
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In the last week I've learned about bitchkiller (Sirius x Barty) and Partyvan (Peter x Barty x Evan) and wow I gotta say, if there was a fandom that'd have to win a creativity award it'd have to be this one. No questions.
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agent-tempest · 1 year
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Not me sitting and explaining how the Black family is actually not a tree but a circle to one of my cousins at a wedding who just said she watched all the Harry Potter movies
Also not me explaining how the Marauders era is such a sad beautiful tragedy
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not-rab · 1 month
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this with jily BUT james ends up falling in love with the therapist (*cough* regulus)
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rosieevan · 1 month
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At Jily's wedding:
Church: If anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold your peace.
Evan: LILY.
*Regulus and Dorcas trying to hold Evan back while Barty is laughing*
Lily: For the last time, Evan, I understand you want to be called Evan Evans. But that is not a valid reason to interrupt my wedding!!!
Evan : BUT THINK ABOUT IT.
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macaulaytwins · 11 months
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part 2
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popcornhee · 2 months
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Evan "terrified-of-needles" Rosier
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isabel-lillah · 2 months
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"Pandora is my Sirius," Regulus confessed one night in the astronomy tower.
"What do you mean, love?" James asked, not stopping threading Reg's hair.
"She is my best friend, a sibling I never had... my ride or die, my platonic soulmate. The one person who always saw right through me."
Regulus took only a second before he continued: "I would kill, die, and live for her. Sirius is your person. Pandora is mine."
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wolvesandshine · 3 months
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Sirius: Momma didn’t raise no quitter
Regulus: Actually our mother didn’t raise us at all so I am in fact, a quitter
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daddiesdrarryy · 5 months
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Barty: You slept with Potter?
Regulus: I didn’t know what else to do! He had those big, sad eyes. I couldn’t help it!
Evan: …sure, sounds like you had no other choice
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i-need-of-a-hobby · 17 days
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dorcas: truth or dare barty: truth dorcas: what's your body count barty: just the one, in not insane evan: i know for a fact you slept with regulus before we got together barty: ohhhh we're talking sex-
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ilophilia · 17 days
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Barty: Is your dick big enough for you to act the way that you do?
Evan: Yes.
Barty: Let's see it then.
Evan: Fine.
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Barty: He can keep acting the way he does.
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SOME of you in this fandom, and I won't say names, are tainting my babygirl's reputation.
Sleep with one eye open... We're coming for you.
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agent-tempest · 1 year
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The fact that I started reading Jegulus stuff just for incorrect memes and funny things but now I am a hardcore Jegulus shipper!
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not-rab · 7 months
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13-year-old Sirius: You know what, I think it's time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll swear first and then you.
12-year-old Regulus: Okay.
[downstairs]
Walburga: What do you want for breakfast?
Sirius: I'll have Cocoa Puffs, bitch.
Walburga: Go to your room!
Walburga, to Regulus: And what do you want?
Regulus: Dunno but it won't be fucking Cocoa Puffs.
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moondustinfj · 4 months
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Barty: From now on we'll be using code names! I'll be "eagle 1"
Barty: *points to Regulus* Reggie is "been there done that"
Regulus: 😑
James: hey now-
Barty: *points to Evan* Evan is "currently doing that"
Evan: *smirks and highfives Barty*
Barty: *points to Remus* Remus is "happened once in a dream"
Remus: *lifts an eyebrow*
Sirius: *offended gasp*
Barty: *points to Dorcas* Cas is "if I had to pick a girl"
Dorcas: *snorts* in your dreams Crouch
Barty: And Dora is
Pandora:
Evan:
Dorcas:
Regulus:
Barty: "eagle 2"
Evan and Pandora: oh thank god
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