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Thinking (and screaming) about the latest chapter of Dark Matter by @mysterycyclone and how the huge identity reveal is so close to finally happening!! I’ve literally been imagining it as the Spidey pointing meme with the batfamily and Peter since the very beginning lmao. It’s just a great crossover fic!! Definitely worth the read <3
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I think about birthdays/ages a lot in the context of a post-blip world because when you focus on it just a little bit too much, it gets a little complicated. This is all in regards to those who were blipped (god, I hate that name for it). So here’s my point:
Infinity War takes place in 2018, presumably around the spring. I don’t know if a month was ever confirmed, but I’m just going to say it was April 2018 to make my point easier
Endgame takes place in October 2023
Say for instance there are 2 people. One has a May birthday and the other has a January birthday, and they were both born in the same year (for context purposes we’ll use 2000)
By April 2018, the January birthday has already happened (making them 18) while the May birthday is a month away (they’re still 17)
Unfortunately, the person with the birthday in May never gets to experience it because they turned to dust in April 2018
The person with the January birthday also turned to dust
They come back 5 years later and it’s October 2023
Keep in mind they were both born in the same year
However, because it’s October, that means January is 3 months away while May is 7 months away
Theoretically, the person with the January birthday will celebrate their birthday come January 2024 and be 19
While the person with the May birthday who was born in the same year will turn 18 in May 2024
It doesn’t make sense
No matter what you do to combat this phenomenon, people’s ages just won’t line up anymore
You can have the person with the May birthday turn 18 in November 2023 (since their birthday was originally a month away), but that would have to be their “new birthday” because their one in May no longer correlates to their age
And you can have the person with the January birthday “skip” their birthday in January 2024 and stay 18 until July 2024 since that would be (theoretically 12 months. 3 months in 2018, 9 in 2023-2024) their “new birthday”
This obviously has it’s issues as well, mainly to do with important documents and such
Anyways, the point is, AGES/BIRTHDAYS IN THE MCU AFTER THE BLIP ARE MESSED UP AND I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT
(Hopefully this all makes sense, and I didn’t botch any of my bullet points)
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*violently sobbing* I KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER I KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER
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the funniest thing you can do to a character who has a lot of different ships in canon/fandom is to make them aromantic. most eligible bachelor sees everyone as their friends
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do NOT feel bad abt scarfing down a tub of raspberries. there is NO reason at all to ration them like other delicious treats bc they WILL mold as soon as theyre out of your line of sight
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