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Cashier: “Oh, you’re paying with cash? Old school.”

Me: “Can’t leave a paper trail. You know how it is.”

Cashier: “That’s right. Don’t let it get out that you’re buying soap. Can’t let The Man know you bathe.”

Me: “Yeah man. Think what that would do to my street cred. I’ll trust you’ll keep my little secret.”

Cashier: “Wouldn’t dare cross someone like you. You’re somebody. You’ve got connections.”

Me: “Yep. I’m like a public Wifi network. Anyone can use—hm.”

Cashier: “Hm.”

Me: “Anyway. It’s a gift.”

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don’t you ever read a piece of fanfiction so good you just

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The Shame-Faced Boulder Crab (Calappa pseudopetra) is a large species of rock-mimicking crustacean.

Found in beaches and cliffs, they use their inconspicuous appearance to blend in and patiently wait for prey to approach them. When the moment is right, they strike for the kill.

Due to their heavy exoskeleton, adult C. pseudopetra rarely move during their lifetimes. To avoid expending energy, they will let themselves be pushed by the tide to slowly move. They will only voluntarily leave their hiding spot once, as their final effort, to find a mate.

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"I'm sure there's not gunna be anything offensive to Robots in this game"

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56 years to the day NYPD is violently attempting to break into the same building on Colombia's campus to brutalize student protestors again

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Joking aside, the Millennium Falcon is not the space fantasy equivalent of a busted-ass old panel van.

The Millennium Falcon is the space fantasy equivalent of a busted-ass old panel van that's inexplicably been hot-rodded to have a top speed of 300 miles per hour, which is substantially funnier.

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hello can anyone hear me

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oh my god

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im starting to think that tumblr didnt code a limit to the number of badges a person can display

#im at 106 if you were wondering

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I tried to include all the relevant ones but I'm not a scholar. Also if you pick taz tell me what arc

#sorry to say this #but ive already fucked while listening to the adventure zone #ill just go ahead and shove myself into a locker

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#blingee #but off brand because the actual blingee site doesnt work #it's gonna be may #it's gonna be me #justin timberlake #NSYNC #yes i just watched the new strange aeons video

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help us name the incoming creature

she is a selkirk rex kitten. currently called sparrow, but mama says no.

#omg i LOVE Granola Bar

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Bad Habits

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legendary

there are QR code posters here in Melbourne for reporting graffiti to the council - and someone has been printing their own and carefully placing them over the official ones

they lead to a documentary on hip-hop/graffiti culture

it's perfect because the QR posters are uglier than any bit of street art

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