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babygirl-diaz · 3 months

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Eddie: I would make a fantastic housewife Buck: Okay, I'll bite. How so? Eddie: I would wake up real early, make you and our kids breakfast, pack your lunches, send you off to work, take our kids to school, come back home, and make me and our 2-year-old breakfast. Then I would do laundry, and clean up after you and our 6 kids -but I love you all so I am not mad- while Austin takes his mid-morning nap- Buck: Have you been watching day-in-the-life of a housewife videos? Also, our youngest is called Austin? Eddie: Yes, I have and yes he is. There's Christopher, Eliza, Isaac, Aaron, Christina, and Austin. Buck: And I am guessing there is no room for argument there? Eddie: I cook, clean, and let you fuck me 6 ways to Sunday. The least I ask is that you let me name our kids, Buck. Buck, putting his hands up: Okay, okay, whatever you want. Eddie, stepping closer to Buck: I am flexible in other regards, though. Very, VERY flexible. Pilates sure helps with that. Buck, gulping: Pilates? Eddie: You can fuck me 6 ways to Sunday, whatever way you want. I'll even spend my spare time learning new positions for you. Buck: Damn, you WOULD make a fantastic housewife Eddie: Told you I would

#eddie diaz #evan buckley #buddie #911 abc #incorrect quotes #incorrect 911 quotes #silly humor

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itsa-potato3 · 3 months

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Hannibal:I am a man who loves classical music, exotic food and I surround myself with important people, I hope to find a partner of the same level as me

Will: *appears in pijamas, surrounded by dogs, a cup of "teacher #1" coffee, smells like sweat, hasn't slept well in weeks, he lives far from all civilization and human contact, possibly will die a virgin*

Hannibal: He's perfect

#i have nothing to do #nbc hannibal #hannibal nbc #hannigram #hannibal lecter #will graham #hannibal x will #silly post #murder husbands #hannibal #hannibal fandom #silly humor #Humor #Hannibal sees Will with eyes of love #Like a teenager with her first love

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imkeepinit · 7 days

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#humor #silly humor #map #US map

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wilburwhateley · 1 year

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#meme stuff #halloween #yearly intention to return here post #i mean it this time #ithink #fire #silly humor #queue

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worlddominationleader · 4 months

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MR EASTA WOOOOOO (I have vol 4 on my shelf)

#Mr Easta #I love this underground comic #please read I recommend #pretty colors #silly humor #bunny :)

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delukfan · 1 year

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Random shit

#animation #elemental #disney pixar #please dont ruin it disney #genderfluid #silly humor

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kcvulpinestudios · 5 months

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I made this to calm myself after having issues with my laptop.

It’s a little silly doodle I made based on my memories of watching the silliest Christmas movie in my high school art class:

Synopsis; Martians kidnap Santa and two kids to bring Christmas cheer to their children.

Link to movie.

It’s so bad that it’s actually funny. And since I have a alien in my cast (Bastet the Venusian Llama), she would be the appropriate for the joke. Everything else was just added dialogue to help with the build up.

Merry Christmas!!!

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themovieboards · 10 months

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#funny #silly #silly humor #silliness #short #shorts #boing #Boingy

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mostly-funnytwittertweets · 2 months

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#moths #moth #silly #twitter #meme #memes #tweets #tweet #funny #lol #humor

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madame-helen · 1 year

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#meme #memes #shitposting #shitpost #humor #dark humor #funny memes #funny humor #funny #silliness #satire #sarcasm #irony

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babygirl-diaz · 7 months

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Eddie: I feel so weak *pretends to feel lightheaded* Buck: Eddie! Buck: *picks Eddie up and carries him to the cot* Hen: Here we go again. Chimney: What is this the 9th time? Hen: I lost count after the 3rd time. Chimney: Do you think Buck knows that Eddie does it on purpose so that Buck would pick him up? Hen: Oh, he knows. He just doesn't care.

#buddie #eddie diaz #evan buckley #hen wilson #chimney han #911 abc #incorrect quotes #silly humor

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itsa-potato3 · 6 months

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