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funnypicsdept · 33 minutes ago
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Funny Pics & Memes
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decaffeinated-hoe · 37 minutes ago
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i showed my mom this drawing and she almost started crying so now you have to look at it too
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ravioliraz · an hour ago
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This is a TRUE story.
I used to have a boyfriend that would get MAD at me for saying clownpenis dot fart.
If you don’t know, this is from an SNL skit from, like, the mid 2000s.
It’s pretty funny and the punchline (clownpenis dot fart) always stuck with me. Sometimes when I want to giggle, I say it out loud to myself. Clownpenis dot fart. Try it. It’s funnier the more you say it.
Anyway, my boyfriend used to get MAD at me for saying it because he said he didn’t want to think about the penis of a clown, and he definitely did not appreciate farts. Like, that’s even a thing? You can’t see the humor in clownpenis dot fart? It’s such harmless fun.
Anyway, I just remembered this particular tiny piece of that unhappy relationship. Anyone who doesn’t think clownpenis dot fart is funny can go fuck themself.
Edit: added link to the sketch
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alphalinux · an hour ago
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heh... heh.. hehehe i use arch by the way heh.. heheh...
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unpensadoranonimo · an hour ago
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Cuesta creerlo, pero así está la situación política española (14/4/2021)
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kellycmiranda · an hour ago
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Espera o período da Pandemia passar, aí depois vc arranja outro trouxa. E assim vai...😒 . . Traduzi certo né? 😂😂😂 . . . . . . . #mood #humor #trouxa #exnaoédeDeus #ria #piada #invistaemvoce #amese #supereseusmedos #acrediteemvoce #voceélinda #voceécapaz #autoestima #amorproprio #resiliencia #segurança #sejaoquequiser https://www.instagram.com/p/CNq5UsWH5AP/?igshid=ljmf74kq939w
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beenjen · an hour ago
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My left rear tire blew, then the top shelf of the dishwasher went out.
Adulting at its finest. So.... YOGA!!!
Everyone needs some shoulder openers, amiright?
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Rolling on your side, tuck the top arm behind you, between the shoulder blades, palm facing out, then roll onto your back. This is great for inner shoulder rotation and mobility. Rinse and repeat on the other side. Obviously if it hurts - STOP!
Taking left arm under right, wrapping the wrists where your palms come to touch, (eagle arms), tuck your chin into your chest and slightly curl over - this opens between your shoulder blades and traps. When finished lift head, bring elbows to 90 degrees and push forearms away from your face (still wrapped), this gets into the back of the shoulder for mobility. Unwind, shake it out, do the other side. ((If you can’t get the wrap with your wrists/hands, bring opposite hand to shoulder and hug yourself for the stretching))
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Then have a dog pile with your kids.
The tires are replaced - no injury to person or vehicle - the dishwasher is on order, after Friday we are off for 2 weeks, and then it’s all gravy.
I do love some gravy xx
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elizabeth-emily · an hour ago
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XD FELIZ MIERCOLES
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english-memes69 · an hour ago
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Noice wood art though
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