#shit one lads

[random-poetryyy]

Apple juice or grape juice.

We've always been told that we were supposed to drink apple juice. It's healthier, cheaper and it tastes better (apparently)

Nobody ever argued with this. It's just the way things go, we drink apple juice.

For a bit (only when I was small) I did too, I drank apple juice but it never tasted that good to me, as I would pour the golden liquid down my throat it almost felt like it was burning me from the inside out, to me it wasn't gold like sweet honey it was gold like a lit burning fire slowly setting everything around me and about me ablaze. My mum would have to force me to drink it and my dad would yell when I didn't.

By the time I was in school I couldn't be forced to drink apple juice anymore but I was scared of being 'different' by drinking something else like grape juice so I didn't drink anything.

If anyone asked

"why aren't you drinking apple juice?"

"Oh I'm just not thirsty right now"

I was still seen as weird though.

But I don't think that was because I wasn't drinking apple juice.

I started getting sick of not drinking anything but the only thing else to drink was... grape juice.

Nobody.

drinks grape juice.

But aren't I a nobody?

I picked up the grape juice carton.

*sipppp*

...

Instead of feeling fire burning my throat there was a river of sweet purple fruit flowing down, It made me unusually happy. I realised that I was definitely weird, people looked at me funny as I drank it and I was definitely getting judged.

But there's nothing I can do, I just like grape juice.

#poem #poetry #SHIT POST #shit poetry #fantastic mr fox #original poem #short story? #ash fantastic mr fox #me mine #poem by me #shit one lads #metaphor #simile #grape juice #queer

[jestroer]

Guys, there are. Two shadow people on the new banner

#in posts ive seen of it they weren't there??? #did they just change it again or wgat is hgappening #if it IS the new members #frickibg 2!!! holy shit lads #hermitcraft #shitpost #i can't even begin to comprehend who TWO whole people could be. like. i was expecting maybe one. like holy fuck yk

[cardentist]

anybody who says that jon was stupid for being paranoid during season 2 would Not survive the horror movie

- the previous head archivist disappears under mysterious circumstances.

- he is then given the position of head archivist, something he’s well aware he isn’t qualified for.

- while working this position he’s constantly plagued by the feeling of being watched, to the point that he outwardly modifies his behavior in reaction to the statements to try to throw off whatever the source of this feeling Is.

- during all of this, his co-worker suddenly goes missing only to come back with news of having been held hostage by a living flesh hive trying to eat him with worms.

- this living flesh hive is now sending worms to your place of work.

- while trying to figure out how to deal with the worms he finds a statement from the flesh hive that is Directly Speaking To the previous archivist. cementing the fact that the magnus institute is being sieged by worms Because Of A Grudge Against The Head Archivist Position.

- while this is happening Mysterious Delivery Men show to Directly deliver a dangerous artifact To Him in the magnus institute, referring to him directly as “the archivist.”

- the flesh hive does, in fact, break into the institute and eat him with worms, specifically calling out To Him (to The Archivist) as she comes in.

- while running around trying not to be eaten by worms, one of his coworkers finds a secret tunnel system that’s been directly connected to their building that just so happens to be hundreds of years old. 

- and while he’s being Actively eaten by worms his Other coworker finds the murdered body of the woman who was the previous archivist, who the flesh hive had been addressing in her statement, propped up in those very tunnels.

if you look at all of that and say “there’s No Reason for jon to think that anybody was trying to kill him, he should’ve just tried not being paranoid” I’m sorry but the girl from the ring would win. you are not the final girl, you’re not even the fourth.

#tma #the magnus archives #spoilers #tma spoilers #jonathan sims #none of this is even getting into Both the deep seeded trauma reasons And the supernatural reasons why jon was going ape shit in season 2 #but I simply think going on a paranoid spiral is the Normal response to this one lads

[soups-archive]

more signs were discovered around the spawn area!

#qpurgatory 2 #qsmp #i feel mildly bad main tagging this but it does in fact feel quite relevant to the main server #MY LADS #THEY LIVE!! #theres also been a couple of other signs found left around in portuguese that seem like they're from cell #goldfish is obviously baghs #green sign might mean slime #and the four beds implies theres at least one more #the tallies of days on the green sign is also only one or two days off #from being the exact number of days since the islanders arrived in purgatory one #the spanish sign might be pol but from what ive seen its mexican spanish? #like chorro is in multiple different dialects but its mexican slang for shitting #so its the only one that works in this context #and its very qroier coded #if so ?? what the fuck are you doing here king????? #HOW the fuck are you here king????

[ctrophyduo]

metal gear solid guns of the snake peace walking liberty phantom sons or something idk. Enjoy the shit post archive.

#metal gear solid #mgs #text posts #I guess? idk Tumblr terms well sorry lads #raiden #liquid snake #big boss #revolver ocelot #Otacon #sorry most of these are raiden. #he’s my Nepo baby (first one to get Shit posted) #shit post #I love one piece memes they’re so funny #kazuhira miller #paz #metal gear solid peace walker #major zero #Samuraiden #I guess #solidus snake #Im too lazy to tag everyone #paz ortega andrade #ok I tagged her full name. love you Paz #the boss #before you ask #liquid snake would be a kpop stan #I have thought extensively about this. just trust me #ok last note. that bit of rising where raiden can only call Doktor for like 20 mins is so funny #he got put in timeout for his mental breakdown. happens to the best of us really

[bluebutlikenotalways]

Now THAT’S what I call a wet dream hahahahaaahaaaaahAAAaaahaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I know this is the only part you care about

also I got all the character references from cosmicwhore because they literally the one who got me into these two in the first place

#cookie run #black pearl cookie #captain caviar cookie #black pearl x captain caviar #blacaviar #cookie run kingdom #why did this take me so long #I think this little took me about the same time as that opening to the rightmin comic and that shit was like…also three panels #Will I draw them again? Probably not but you never know. #I can never do a normal background #It’s gotta be off the walls or else you get nothing #What do you say lads? One note for..when the fuck did I start this amount of work? #I’m sorry the last panel looks shit #I kinda fucked up

[damatically]

This fucker would say the most random shit even in a middle of a proper conversation. He knows wtf he is doing look at that smirk

#otome game #love and deepspace #love and deepspace zayne #lnd zayne #lads zayne #ik some cactus can be eaten but we're talking abt if he kept one as a plant pet or not and the just vlurted this shit out. this took me out #ngl

[b4kuch1n]

​​​​            saw you.

#pokemon #swsh #rival hop #professor hop #october piece. it's the october piece #the triple feature will happen soon! I'm thinking abt what snack to make for that. #since the senpai's currently in digestive agony. I'd like to figure something out for it #in another news as well. the game's about to ship! and I'll get my copy soon. hopefully. I'm very anxious about postal stuff here #I have. very bad luck with international mails #when it arrives I'll take photos #mmm. I never really thought of pieces I did with this design to be sequential. but they kind of are? #at least it's become that way now. so next installment next year it seems #wait did I ever post the design sketch for this one lmao... I know I posted the one for the 'modern' variant #but I dont think the sketch for this one specifically ever got posted #well. if I cant find it then I'll post it. otherwise I'll be rebloggin some stuff on the day #have a good night lads. hey if you still have a deviantart account you should delete that shit

[general-cyno]

skimmed through the zoro vs mihawk fight in the manga again bc I was looking for a specific bit of dialogue but can we talk about how, even though zoro reminisces both his promise to kuina and meeting with johnny/yosaku throughout the duel, when mihawk actually asks what drives zoro to fight despite being so weak... what zoro recalls here is his conversation with luffy back in the marine base where they met

#between this and luffy losing his absolute shit after mihawk cuts down zoro I just go crazy. peak zolu moments ngl #even so early on luffy had started to become one of zoro's main reasons for fighting/to get stronger for #zolu #tp #I fear I'm never moving on lads these two are really it for me #jay reads op

[thepunkmuppet]

this is probably the most fuckin parasocial or whatever post I have ever made, but I just really like gerard way man :’)

like obviously I don’t know his personal life I don’t know his thoughts whatever, he could be the worst person alive for all I know but from what we the public see of him, he’s just a guy. just a nice guy, who has interests that he’s passionate and knowledgable about and loves to talk about, and talents and thoughts that he wants to share with the world. and he’s chill and he’s polite and he seems like a good dad, a good partner, a good friend. he seems very pleasant and easygoing to work with and talk to.

yeah idfk i’ll probably cringe at this in like a years time (I’ll probably cringe at this once I post it tbh 💀) but these are my 1am jared wee musings. I appreciate him. he seems like just a normal, nice person who got famous, and he just seems cool. idk i just want to hang out with him, have a chat with him. I feel like it would mellow me out I feel like it would be a fun time. like the 30 year age gap doesn’t mean shit I just find myself wanting to be friends with this dude and I think that’s a cool quality to have, especially as a famous person who could so easily let money and fame get to their head yk

I just wanna spend time with him man like you don’t understand I need his takes on buffy the vampire slayer DESPERATELY

#smoking weed and chatting about life and nerdy shit in a room with gerard way would fix me #is basically what I’m saying #what a lad :) #gerard way #mcr #my chemical romance #my chem #my chemical fucking romance #gee way #no one look at this ever thanks 🥰🎀🫶

[birbwell]

more scout&bidwell brother content ft. a harrowingly long elevator ride

#tf2 #tf2 spy #tf2 scout #tf2 bidwell #birbwelldraws #yes i am Still a fierce proponent of this dumb headcanon #th hill i will die on!!!!! #bidwell was probably a wee lad when spy was around to woo their ma #i think. he'd recognize the name at least #just a matter of putting scout and bidwell and spy in the same place #scout and bidwell will 100% argue because scouts a little shit and bidwells too proud to admit he did anything wrong ever #and spy will. well. he will bear witness and find Horrors #... maybe ill clean this up one day but gfbdhgb have This for now

[random-poetryyy]

A smoker's kiss - small tw for sh <3

I burn myself with the end of cigarettes just so the smell of smoke stays, they remind me of ashy clouds and the gloom i feel when they fade away...

I burn myself with your cigarettes, just so the smell of your smokey breath stays. They remind me of your ashy kisses and the ache i feel when you pull away.

#poem #original poem #poetry #shit post #shit one lads #self h@rm #smoker #cigarette #a smoker's kiss #random #relationships #love #love poem

[themetalvirus]

people who draw knuckles white should be executed for their crimes

#exoticbutterstxt #i keep getting recommended art commentary stupid shit on youtube #and so many of the thumbnails are one of those 'there i fixed it' things from twitter #where they make knuckles actually black #and like. lads. ik its not the best way to go about that. #but he is in fact black. like....

[xhanisai]

If I took a shot every time I come across a post or a tweet or a reply talking about how Adrien has the right to know that his father was also the enemy, I’d be poisoned 1000x over.

YES.

He does have the right to know!

But this knowledge will also simultaneously crush him and destroy him completely with the circumstances he is in now! Marinette has been put in a hard place once again and has chosen to keep him in the dark BECAUSE she wants him to be happy! It is in her character to make decisions that would keep the people she loves happy whether it’ll blow up in her face in the future or not! 

Nathalie knew Gabriel was Monarque. Felix knew Gabriel was Monarque. Kagami knew Gabriel was Monarque. AND NEITHER OF THESE THREE HAVE BEEN VERY OPEN ABOUT THE TRUTH EITHER.

Marinette’s priority has always been to keep her loved ones safe and sound and she has lied in the past about things (especially regarding her identity) to keep them happy. You think she’s gonna turn around to Adrien and be like “Oh by the way, your father is the one who terrorised the city and the entire world whilst abusing the butterfly miraculous lol”?????

So easily????

To summarise. The decision she made is not an easy one and it is unfair too BUT we can see WHY she did it. 

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous ladybug and chat noir #ml spoilers #ml recreation spoilers #ml recreation #ml conformation spoilers #ml conformation #sometimes lads we make terrible and unfair decisions in order to protect the ones we love and that is life #also no shitting on marinette on my posts or else my fist is going up your ass

[taichouu]

A peaceful moment between allies, friends .. whatever you want to call them. I wanted to draw a sweet moment between Tome and her favorite little trouble makers since I haven't in quite some time. It must be a truly special event to get all of them to doze off together...

#coffee break #kny oc #demon slayer oc #kny #kimetsu no yaiba #tanjiro kamado #zenitsu agatsuma #inosuke hashibira #genya shinazugawa #demon slayer #Tome Aino #Sawa Tsuji #OH I should say this is okay to rb !! <3 I would love it actually #Yeah im putting them in the main tags sorry lads #GOD I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM HEHE #Of course the best inosuke i've ever drawn is for oc shit i hate my life man #I dont usually post oc art bc im embarrassed but this one is actually kind of nice so idk ! people might wanna see it or somethin

[shazleen]

commissioned art

#my art #hyper specific image ratio shit #its wild this post popped off #one of these were for discord and the other for an independant client #thanks lads anyway