#sharing one braincell

[pedripics]

¿dónde está?

#sharing one braincell #pedri #pedri gonzalez #fermin lopez #fc barcelona #fc barça #barça

[incorrect911argoship]

Bobby: That's the plan, any questions?

Ravi: If a bear and a shark had a fight, who would win?

Bobby: Okay, any relevant questions?

Buck: *raises his hand*

Bobby: Yes, Buck, go ahead.

Buck: Ok, so it would depend on the setting. In the sea, the bear would-

Bobby: Ok, meeting over.

#incorrect 911 quotes #911 #911 abc #bobby nash #ravi panikkar #evan buckley #eddie diaz #chimney han #hen wilson #probie and his mentor #sharing one braincell

[doobnnoob-tf2]

The Mercs are given a tub of classic Lego. What do they build?

Scout: he builds a baseball stadium, no shock. it doesn't look great but it's easy to tell what he was going for. he even has it set up to look like there's a game going on and there's a crowd in the stands. and of course he's the one up to bat at that moment. he shows off where his Ma and brothers are all sitting, and even shows that the whole team is there too. and then he goes to show off one "person" and gets quiet and just moves on from there to show off everything else

Soldier: no one is entirely sure what he made. it's.. something, that's for sure! eventually he explains that it's a bunch of raccoons stacked on each other and using a rocket launcher. no one sees it but they all smile and nod along anyway

Pyro: they spend hours upon hours upon hours working. hoarding most of the pieces, not letting anyone see what they're doing. and when it's time to reveal, they show they've made a perfect replica of the base with one open wall to see inside and even included tiny representations of everyone on the team

Demoman: he doesn't just build one thing, he builds several things and they're all various mythical creatures. ones he says he's either seen with his own eye, or fought with his own hands. he tells each story as he presents them all and when he gets to Nessie, he drops her on the floor and smiles as the pieces shatter

Heavy: the pieces are a bit too small for his fingers, so he has a hard time getting anything together. eventually he gives up after trying way too long to build his family's cabin and instead sits back to watch everyone else

Engineer: no one knows how he does it. it shouldn't have been possible and he refuses to explain how he did it. but he made a functioning Lego Sentry that shoots out other pieces

Medic: he draws a blank at first. he spends most of his time trying to figure out what to make and before long realizes he hasn't done anything and then scrambles to just do anything. he ends up making an anatomically correct heart and started to make lungs as well but didn't finish. so he says they're just Spy's

Sniper: he starts off trying to make his campervan, but then he turns it into trying to make his dream campervan. and then that evolves into him using whatever he can to build a little desert scene around it with a campfire and cacti and so on. he gets so absorbed into it, he doesn't even realize it's time to show off what everyone made and just keeps working

Spy: at first he ignores it, saying he's above playing with toys. but while he sits and watches everyone else, he finds himself randomly snapping pieces together and eventually it turns into him making something out of it. he makes a house, and then gets up and leaves without explaining any further

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 headcanons #tf2 scout #tf2 soldier #tf2 pyro #tf2 demoman #tf2 heavy #tf2 engineer #tf2 medic #tf2 sniper #tf2 spy #sharing one braincell

[c28hunter]

Holy Trinity? Holy Trinity!

I was an atheist untill I saw the Holy Trinity in my phone 🛐🛐🛐

#nace jordan #jan peteh #jure maček #MY BABIES 🥺🥺🥺 #MY BELOVED BABIES #OH I LOVE THEM SO SO MUCH #they are such an iconic trio! #a married couple and their hyperactive son #there's beauty there's grace #slamming drums and playing bass #and guitars #loving them #asks #mutuals #the one with whiskey bottle>>> #they are so goofy together #sharing one braincell #joker out

[needylittlesuccubus]

Coffee date with @sinful-exe ‧𓍢ִ໋☕ ׂ 𓈒 ⋆ ۪

#two pretty girls in a coffeeshop #sharing one braincell #study date #cozy #coffee #sophie's txt post

[ja-lin]

Happy birthday @rincrowe aka Liora’s #1 fan~

#lovestruck #liora skyheart #sweet enchantments #its 3am wheeeeeeeee #sharing one braincell

[mysticonsheadcanons]

While I Like the Episode “Mutiny Most Fowl”, this part drives me nuts

#Mysticons #Why? #Stupidity #sharing one braincell #mutiny most fowl

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

#good omens #good omens memes #incorrect good omens quotes #jokes #funny #look they have one shared braincell and I love them

[sparklingjay]

I love how Sonic and Shadow are both very smart on their own, but put them together and they are idiots:

#sonic the hedgehog #sonic #shadow the hedgehog #idw sonic #archie sonic #sonadow #they share one braincell

[tharannas]

belobog trailblazing

#honkai star rail #hsr #hsr dan heng #hsr march 7th #hsr trailblazer #hsr stelle #honkai star rail fanart #fanart #digital art #digital artist #artist on tumblr #for people saying oh but dan heng left us for the sketchy fight club so he should be on leash too #he's a single mom who works two jobs #goes to have fun One Time while the kids are asleep #and suddenly everyone is VERY JUDGEY #but like yes sometimes he loses their single shared braincell too

[incorrect911argoship]

Buck: What if mayonnaise came in cans?

Ravi: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal.

Chim: Good morning to everyone except you two.

#incorrect 911 quotes #911 #911 abc #evan buckley #ravi panikkar #chimney han #hen wilson #eddie diaz #bobby nash #probie and his mentor #sharing one braincell

[doobnnoob-tf2]

Let’s say the mercenaries had a mission that required them to stay awake for the entire night. How would each of them handle it? (AKA: How do the mercs do when sleep-deprived?) ☕️

this is in order of best handled, to worst handled

Sniper: as long as he has coffee and time to take a nap beforehand, he's good to go. it won't even bother him in the slightest, his sleep schedule is fucked anyway. but he can quickly get it back to normal enough

Spy: he's used to taking jobs that require him to get up and go whenever, and sometimes with little warning. he'd be tied with Sniper, however he can't stop himself from complaining about it under his breath regardless of how well he can handle it

Heavy: it won't bother him at all, he handles it with stride. though it becomes clear that the longer and longer the night drags on, the more and more stoic he seems. and it becomes clear that he's tired and probably getting grouchy but he's just not letting it show. he won't speak or listen to anyone, and the moment the mission is over he's pushing past everyone to get right to bed

Engineer: he's had plenty of nights where he's just stayed up the whole time to work on a project, and not realize how late it was until he realizes the sun is rising. the only problem for him is it definitely takes a toll on him after, and he's very sluggish and tired the whole next day

Soldier: he can handle the job very well, without complaint and without even seeming drowsy the whole time he's doing it. the issue is the moment it's over, he'll probably fall asleep on his feet while he's being briefed on how the mission went

Demoman: he thinks he can handle it fine, and he says he can every time with full confidence. but every time, he starts falling asleep on the job midway through it. constantly jolting back upright, forgetting conversations while they're happening, and eventually just forgetting the whole mission entirely

Medic: he's been working on a formula to prevent the need for sleep, temporarily of course. only for nights he really wants to stay up and work (which is most nights). so he handles it quite well, the only reason he's not at the top is because he only handles it well until he doesn't. and when he doesn't, he doesn't. he's cranky, and that's about to be everyone else's problem

Pyro: they simply can't stay up overnight. at some point, they're gonna fall asleep on the job and there's nothing that can be done to stop it from happening

Scout: not a chance does this end well. the best outcome is he just falls asleep on the job, and someone else just takes over for him. the worst outcome is he can't. he does not handle being sleep deprived well, and becomes extremely cranky and easily agitated. they only tried giving him a nightshift twice, he fell asleep the first time and so they tried giving it to him again and that's when they were introduced to what Scout Without Sleep was like and decided never again

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 headcanons #tf2 scout #tf2 soldier #tf2 pyro #tf2 demoman #tf2 heavy #tf2 engineer #tf2 medic #tf2 sniper #tf2 spy #sharing one braincell #//Tea Anon

[littlefoxwithbighat]

Grian: OK mumbo for the love of god be really careful resist the impulsive thoughts do NOT get on that strider. Do not do it. You cannot control it and you will get stranded and possibly drown when you dismount. I want you to be safe so do NOT get on the str-

Mumbo: *who got on the strider as soon as he realised it was a possible option* Grian this is your fault.

#secret life #secret life spoilers #trafficblr #life smp #life series #grian #mumbo jumbo #mumbo my beloved what ???? #Rare occassion where not only did Gri have the shared braincell he had borrowed Mumbos usual one as well #absolutely no thought great job lmao #also poor Grian he tried so hard to save him he was kept going over his inventory to make sure theres nothing else he would have done #Grian allies curse strikes again!

[urfavsherlockholmeskinnie]

Peter to Remus, who’s about to get married: Today, two families are becoming one. James, in an ominous voice: Two families enter, one family leaves. Marlene: That sounds so threatening… Lily: The Wedding Games… Sirius: May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor. Remus: Beautiful. Peter: Fuck all of you!

#they all share one braincell #james potter #marlene mckinnon #lily evans #sirius black #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #wolfstar #crimson rivers #the marauders era #marauders era #marauders #the marauders #dead gay wizards from the 70s #dead gay wizards #gay dead wizards #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

[beanghostprincess]

this is what a polyamorous relationship looks like

#they're all gay and share a braincell #imagine being nami and having to deal with these idiots #specially when your gf isn't on the ship #one piece #roronoa zoro #sanji #usopp #monkey d luffy #uhhh what's their shipname called #sanji x usopp x luffy x zoro #or whatever #zosan #zolu #zosopp #lusan #lusopp #sanuso

[smolbeanmerlin]

#they share one braincell #merthur #merlin #bbc merlin #merlin text posts #merlin bbc #merlin and arthur #merlin memes