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theyanderespecialist · 9 months

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SHE'S NOT FAT, SHE'S PREGNANT 1 (Scenarios) 049, 073, 076, Clef X Pregnant S/O (Yandere) (SCP Foundation) (SCP 049, SCP 073/Cain, SCP 076-2/Abel, Dr. Alto Clef)

[Hello, My Sexy Muffins! In this chapter, it is one from Tumblr, which is 049, 073, 076, and Alto Clef being yandere with a pregnant Significant Other. Then some D Class calling them fat and this is how they would react to it in their scenario! I hope that you all enjoy this!]

(Disclaimer: SCPS 049, 073/Cain, 076/Abel, and Dr. Alto Clef are Not yandere in canon, this is just for fun and not to be taken seriously at all. Simping for fictional characters and yanderes is fine. Just do not be gross or illegal about it. Also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon. Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life!)

(A Doctor's Touch) (SCP 049)

(SCP 049's POV)

I am sitting with my partner giving her an exam. She is pregnant, about three months. I was able to get her pregnant in a breach. The Foundation had been less than pleased with me. I almost lost my mind when they would not let me see her. I finally agreed to work with them if they let her stay with me. I hear the door open and a guard and D Class come in.

"Who is the fat bitch?" The D Class says and I set down the cloth. "I will be right back my dear."

I kiss her belly and then kiss her and walk over to the man. The guard thinks I am doing nothing. Oh, what a fool he is.

"Excuse me, kind sir I did not hear what you said about my partner," I say.

"I said she is fa-" I did not let him finish as I touched him and he dropped. The Guard instantly put his gun up. "Do not worry, I have no issue with you. Go call another D Class to clean this up, preferably one who is less rude."

The Guard walks out quickly and I walk back to my partner she is staring at the body. I stand in front of her view.

"It is okay, my dear (Name). I took care of it." I tell her and kiss her.

No one insulted the mother of my children.

(Deadly Politeness) (SCP 073/Cain)

(SCP 073/Cain's POV)

I am holding my girlfriend on my lap. She is so soft and full of our love. About five months into her pregnancy. I could not help but hold her close as much as I can. The O5 cancel had not been happy when I got her pregnant. I had more or less tricked her into it. But that does not matter anymore. She is now my girlfriend and we are going to start our family soon. I could not wait.

We are in the canteen and I hear someone call her fat. She looks down I know she has been worried about her figure. I pull away from her. Telling her I will be right back. I find the D Class that said those vile words.

I tap his shoulder with a polite smile. "I heard what you said about my girlfriend."

"The fat on-" I did not waste a second and punched him right in the face with my metal arm.

His skull cracks and he is dead before he hits the ground. "Have a nice day!" I say and before the guards can react I am back with my girlfriend, snuggling her once more.

(Rage Trance Activated) (SCP 076-2/Abel)

(SCP 076-2/Abel's POV)

I am training with the mother of my child watching me. I agreed to work for the foundation once more. As long as (Name) stayed with me. We ended up having a child. I could not wait to train our children to be warriors. I see the Daily D Class come in. I see him say something to (Name). Her face falters and I am by her in a second. Turning to the D Class.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HER!" I Snarl.

"I-"

I grab him by the throat. "(Name) What did he say to you?!" I demand.

She hesitates and I look at her telling her to tell me.

"He just called me fat, it is no big deal."

My eyes narrow on him. "No big deal? Tell you, pathetic human, this woman is carrying my child, a future warrior. She is going through a glorious transformation! AND YOU DARE CALL HER FAT!" I snarl and rip his head off.

The Guards storm over and I grab a blade. THEY WILL ALL PAY! NO ONE INSULTS THE ONLY WORTHY WOMAN!

(Bang Bang) (Dr. Alto Clef)

(Dr. Alto Clef's POV)

I smirked at my wife, she blushes as I kiss down her neck. Whispering in her ear how sexy she is. She blushes and grips my shirt. We are in the cafeteria. I pull away to play my ukelele, walking around the room. Drawing the song out. My wife begins to eat. She needed to put on more weight as she is not at a healthy weight for twins. I watch her carefully and hear a D class speak as I pass by.

"God, look at her eat, what a fat bitch. Shame to cause she is pr-" I grabbed my ukelele and smash it into his skull. He screams and falls to the ground. I stomp my boot into his skull.

"The Fuck you say about MY WIFE!" I snap pulling out my gun.

She is the first woman I was able to fully love and is giving me a second chance at a family. I WILL NOT LET ANYONE TALK ABOUT HER LIKE THAT. I shoot my gun into his stomach twice. Suddenly painfully tumors start to sprout on his body and burst. He screams in agony while he dies. I then go over to my wife, pick up her and throw her over my shoulder. Then grab her food, and we will eat in my office.

[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS another chapter is done! I really am happy with this one! I hope that you all enjoyed this, and stay sexy, all of my sexy muffins!]

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lunaralight09 · 2 months

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Talk to me about what 096 would do in random scenarios (for example, if you fell asleep on <them>, or if you did that REALLY CUTE yawn)

I guess I'm back(?) but I'm NOT gonna promise that there will be more frequent updates. Since I'm more focused on other stuff.

*what are dates/hang outs like with them + how they'll show affection*

Imma be real with you, since they ARE an anomaly locked away, you can't exactly take them anywhere because of one reason or another. Which is obvious(Wanna add that they can keep calm and not rip you apart... for sometime. I mean they... like obsess over you, sadly you're not save from THAT fate as others).

So the best way to simulate it is just... be there with them. Like sitting next to them or just be near them as you do your own stuff, it'll be enough for them. Ofc you can show other affection, they won't mind. They like to look at you you do your hobbies/talk their ears off. Like stare over shoulder as you read/watch/draw/crotchet/etc.

And not only when you do anything, they'll stare at you. Liking your presence and appearance, wanting to just pick you up and tear, squeeze hug, cradle you. I mean how can they not? When you look so.. like you, doing some stuff that they aren't interested at this moment, since you're their main focus(obsession)

On that note. Their love language is quality time, hand holding and face touching.

Nothing is better for them than spending time with you right after brutally murdering some poor person who looked at their face. They won't mind if you don't want to be too close or touch them, your presence will be enough. You'll always be enough for them. They like the silence, but is alright with hearing you talk about anything you like, anything. Would love to see what you do as they keep lingering next to you. Just don't look at them for too long and you'll be just fine.

Hand holding is their main way to tell you that they like and appreciate you. How warm you are compared to them is really comforting... and I suggest you wash or clean their hands beforehand(no pun intended). Unless you're okay with possibility of your hands getting bloody and feeling of guts on your hands(I mean you can't really clean it all off)

They don't care if you touch their face or vice versa. Once again it's about your warmth and feeling your skin on their own. Which can kinda ground them. But because of their natural calm state it's more of the affection ofc. Just feeling you tracing their features and possibly have your foreheads touch is a bliss to them. And don't look at them or glance at them before they get real antsy.

*falling asleep on them*

It kind of depends on how they were in that moment(i.e. sitting, standing, possibly carrying you(?)).

If they were sitting, then feel you lean on them and not move or respond in any way. They'll just freeze and will keep staring at you. Not that they don't like it, no they don't know what to do, so the best thing they can do is look at you, letting you rest as they can hear distant screams and sirens. Basking in this calm moment.

If they were standing and you fell asleep on them(probably sitting and lean on their leg). Once again freeze, look and then placing their hand on you(probably you head), as they either try to sit down so you'll be a little bit more comfortable or just continue to look at the wall while petting you.

But falling asleep while they were carrying/cradling you in their arms, they won't let go. Move with you in more safe, secluded and quieter place. Still holding you and being more alert about all what they'll hear. Just sitting down and cradling you close to them.

*noticing you yawn*

Let me be real with you.. they won't care how you look when yawning, they'll just stare at you. And will probably look away/turn away from your gaze if you look at them for too long. But it's probably not the first time that you noticed them staring at you (they do it randomly. You could be standing or dozing off and then(probably) feel their gaze on you)

If it's the first time they see you yawn(rarely or even never seen someone yawn) probably won't understand or maybe some human part of him still know that you're (somewhat) tired, possibly scooping you up in their long ass arms and squeezing you(not hard tho), not letting you go.

#scp #scp x reader #scp 096 x reader #reader #self insert #sfw #romantic and/or platonic hc(?)#slight yandere #scenarios

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sanctum-of-ramshackle · 2 years

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SCP-TWST-2020

[TWST AU]: An MC/Yuu from the SCP universe

[Synopsis]: In this timeline, a scientist named MC/Yuu who works for the SCP Foundation was looking into a case where people claimed they found “Wonderland.”

Gender Neutral MC/Yuu

[(A/N)]: Surprise! This is the unknown MC/Yuu mentioned from the 100 Followers Celebration. I have been watching multiple of SCP videos lately. Thought it would be fun if the TWST world was treated like an anomaly.

On their usual shift at the SCP Foundation, MC/Yuu was writing down a report about their previous case they handled. The SCP-3640 a.k.a. Escape from the House of Mouse.

Then one of their colleagues came by and told them there were reports of people who claimed they all found a portal to another world.

This got MC/Yuu hooked on since they never worked on this kind of case before. So they decided to take this opportunity to learn more about it.

MC/Yuu and some agents arrived at an abandoned funeral home where people who explored in rundown buildings had reported they saw one specific coffin that lights up with colorful blinding sparks.

SCP!MC/Yuu: *Pulls out their gun* I’m ready. Everyone, scout out. If you see something odd, call me over.

SCP Agent 1: Roger that.

Everyone split up with a partner and starts searching for any anomalies, with caution.

An hour passed by, they radioed MC/Yuu.

SCP Agent 1: *BZZT!* Dr. MC/Yuu, we found something. We need you over. *BZZT!*

SCP!MC/Yuu: *Calls back* I’m on my way. Don’t touch anything and stay five feet apart of the anomaly.

The next minute, MC/Yuu arrived to the other agents who found a coffin which started lighting up through the cracks not long ago.

MC/Yuu volunteered to observe the object before bringing it back to the foundation so D-Class subjects could test the object. The agents were concerned at first, but they decided to trust them.

As they opened the cover, blinding lights emerged out, causing MC/Yuu to loose focus and fall into the portal.

Then they arrived to Twisted Wonderland and flew out of the portal onto Crowley, who was checking in.

They freaked out and points their gun at Crowley.

Crowley: What are you doing?!

SCP!MC/Yuu: Stay away from me! I have a fucking gun in my hands and won’t hesitate to shoot your head off, anomaly!

Oh, one more thing: They can act so unhinged after working with such dangerous anomalies.

As it seems they’re stuck until the portal opens again, they’ll just collect information about the place called Twisted Wonderland.

SCP!MC/Yuu: *Starts recording the interview with their recorder* Alright, let’s get started. Could you state who you are and what do you do?

Riddle: Of course. I’m Riddle Rosehearts, the Dorm Leader of Heartslabyul Dormitory and an honorary student of Night Raven College.

SCP!MC/Yuu: I see. So, what classes Night Raven College provides compare to what doesn’t exist in my home world?

Ace: There’s Alchemy, P.E. with flying broomsticks, and what not. I bet historical events from here aren’t accurate to your world’s history moments.

SCP!MC/Yuu: Does Night Raven College function like any other universities such as admissions and career consulting?

Deuce: Wait. Your universities work like that? We have magical assortments to help us with our years.

SCP!MC/Yuu: Hmm. Do you realize many people accidentally found your world through a coffin? Like a pocket dimension.

Trey: Really? Well that explains why there are many unfamiliar faces back in my family’s bakery. They even looked more surprised after witnessing magic like it’s their first time.

SCP!MC/Yuu: Uh huh. I see your world’s technology looks advanced as the ones back home. The smartphones and tablets.

Cater: Really?! Does your world have something similar to MagiCam?

SCP!MC/Yuu: Similarly, yes. Minus the magic properties. In Twisted Wonderland, could you name and describe each countries?

Leona: I think you got the wrong one to ask an annoying question.

SCP!MC/Yuu: Okay, never mind. Could you tell about how you grew up before attending NRC?

Ruggie: All I can say is a rough neighborhood, a not-so-easy childhood and working many jobs to support myself and for others. Oh, doughnuts. Can I takes these with me after the interview?

SCP!MC/Yuu: Oh, sure. I brought them in if you were hungry. What other animalistic features beast-people were born with? If the question is uncomfortable to answer, you don’t have to say anything.

Jack: No, I’ll answer for you. There are many with great strengths and abilities you would know. If you want to learn more, the Savanaclaw Dorm has many beastmen you can interview, if they cooperate.

SCP!MC/Yuu: Sounds like a field day, but next question. What is the currency used in Twisted Wonderland?

Azul: The currency used in our world is Madol, Dr. MC/Yuu.

SCP!MC/Yuu: That’s interesting. Could you explain to me how the environment works in this world?

Jade: Oya? I’m glad you asked. In fact, I can use my terrariums for demonstrations.

[An hour later]

SCP!MC/Yuu: That took quite a while. So what is your strength level scaling from 1 to 10?

Floyd: An 11 if I squeeze hard enough. Do you want one~?

SCP!MC/Yuu: Impressive, yet terrifying. So how many siblings do you have?

Kalim: Around 30 siblings!

SCP!MC/Yuu: That’s a lot of names to remember. How are you associated with a snake?

Jamil: *Cringes while covering half of his face* It’s a long story. In short, my Unique Magic is able to hypnotize anyone with direct eye contact.

SCP!MC/Yuu: *Writing down on their notebook* Hypnosis and “Unique Magic”. How are you able to balance school with outstanding careers?

Vil: Well, it was all hard efforts and not missing great details to enhance my skills as an actor, an influencer, and being a Dorm Leader of Pomefiore.

SCP!MC/Yuu: Wow. That’s quite a lot and working at the foundation seems easier now. Is “observing” students of Night Raven College the only thing you do for free time?

Rook: Oui! I also do photography.

SCP!MC/Yuu: Uh huh. How are you able to handle situations when others mistaken you of the other gender?

Epel: I yell anyone accusing me as a girl and sometimes beat ‘em up.

SCP!MC/Yuu: Looks are deceiving…Hey, why is your brother not here? I told him I need to interview everyone in this school.

Ortho: Sorry, Dr. MC/Yuu! Nii-San can’t come because he’s anxious of leaving his room. He usually talks through his tablet.

SCP!MC/Yuu: Then I can’t proceed if he is not physically present for the interview.

Ortho: *Sighs* He will not like this.

[Half hour later]

Idia: *Scared shitless*

SCP!MC/Yuu: *Stares blankly at him* So, Idia Shroud, what family curse people rumored about? I’m not judging you based on groundless words. I only need answers. That’s it.

Idia: *Practically shaking* W-W-Well…You see…

[2 hours later]

SCP!MC/Yuu: That’s…quite a lot to take in…Again? I can’t proceed if he isn’t present.

Lilia: Oh my! My apologies on behalf of Malleus, doctor. I’ll be the one to answer his questions since I raised him. Of course, I’ll answer my questions as well.

SCP!MC/Yuu: *Suspicious* Very well. You may answer.

Silver: *Fell asleep during his interview*

SCP!MC/Yuu: （−＿− ) …

Lilia: I’ll answer his questions too.

SCP!MC/Yuu: …Right. Could you try speaking in a calmer tone?

Sebek: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! MY VOICE IS CALM, PUNY NINGEN-

SCP!MC/Yuu: *Points their gun at Sebek’s forehead* I have a gun in my hand and I’ll pull the trigger if you talked this fucking loud again. Got it?

Sebek: *Closes his mouth and shrinks down* Understand…

[The next hour]

SCP!MC/Yuu: Could you tell me more about yourself?

Grim: Would I? I, The Great Grim, have always been trying to enter to Night Raven College…

SCP!MC/Yuu: *Writing down their interview log*

[Hours later]

SCP!MC/Yuu: Holy shit. I can barely think of other names for these anomalies. Maybe I should just call this world SCP-TWST-2020, and use their actual names.

Crewel: Pup, why do you work for such a dangerous job?

SCP!MC/Yuu: Funny story. I was actually taken in by the SCP Foundation and they thought I was one of the many anomalies since I was still in my elementary years and pretty intelligent. In reality, I’m just knowledgeable in many fields from reading in too much (And was tutored by Miss. J). They offered me a job and education since they thought I would be a great asset after things cleared up. It was a surprisingly rare opportunity, from other co-workers’ words.

Crewel: Then are you not scarred for encountering such vile creatures?

SCP!MC/Yuu: Only the first few times, and my job has benefits like psychiatric check-ups or using amnestics. Do you have guys have therapy in this school, or world?

Crewel: *Side glares at Crowley*

Crowley: *Clears his throat* We are working on that…

[Visiting the SCP Foundation]

SCP!MC/Yuu: Okay guys. I relocated the coffin in a safe chamber room since we can’t risk any lives trapping themselves. Who knows what troubles could cause.

Deuce: Ah, understand. You’re pretty diligent of everything.

SCP!MC/Yuu: Oh it’s nothing. Everyone here just wants to keep the world safe from any anomalous objects and maintaining the world from insanity. Also I got special permission from the higher-ups after collecting data. You present harmless natures, but with some mischief and childhood trauma that you’re allowed to interact with others within the foundation which is why you’re all classified as Safe, for now.

Riddle: What do you mean by “for now”?

SCP!MC/Yuu: Remember the times you and the others overblotted during my stay?

Riddle: *Nervous* Yes.

SCP!MC/Yuu: I even showed the higher-ups about the phenomenon and convinced them to let me handle these occurrences. I’m not afraid to use extreme measures to secure, contain, and protect.

SCP!MC/Yuu: Wait, stop! Do not touch the duck.

Ace: *Yanks his hands away from a purple rubber duck* What?

SCP!MC/Yuu: Oh thank god. You almost killed yourself.

Ace: Why would I be killed by some bath toy?

SCP!MC/Yuu: That’s SCP-6868, Bubbly Bobby the Rubber Ducky. The risk class is DANGER.

Ace: A toy duck? Dangerous?

SCP!MC/Yuu: Just read the reports about this anomaly. *Passes the file to Ace*

[Minutes later]

Ace: *Hides behind SCP!MC/Yuu as they’re holding the duck with gloves on* Why does your world have to be fucked up?

SCP!MC/Yuu: *Squeals of happiness* My baby!

Grim: Wait! I’m not a baby!

SCP!MC/Yuu: *Rushes over* Move, Grim! *Pushes Grim aside and hugs SCP-999 a.k.a. The Tickle Monster* I missed you, buddy! Work was hectic! Are you and Kairos doing okay?

SCP-999: *Happy noises*

Grim: *Jealous* Hmph!

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yanderemommabean · 2 years

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XD 049 and 073 are gonna be in the story, I love the doctor and Able is Able XD. I do wonder how you'd react to the less human companions tho, I intend on including 096, mister shy guy. Or maybe 682? Would love feedback on your thoughts on the destructive scps 😌

Oh you know I love 682 , and I definitely see how 096 could have some takers, though like you said; not for everyone. (All for me tho. I can handle all the spice uwu )

I can see 682 being a more tsundere but deadly possessive type, killing on sight if they aren’t MC on some days (or having the rage too anyway)

I feel like 096 would leave random small gifts when MC isn’t looking, not really confident enough for face to face stuff like that since 1) no one really lives when that happens and 2) you’re like the only actual person they can converse with so they’re awkward.

And 3) they aren’t used to kindness so they short circuit and idk I think that’s endearing and cute

I like it! I say go full ham on the nonhuman ones too!

-Mommabean

#jacaline bean #mommabean #bean confessions #bean asks #yandere scp #scp x reader #yandere scenarios #yandere imagines

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worldwide-simp · 21 days

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hello! do u still do request can i ask if u can do yan!scp073 x scp!reader

for some details:

the reader is a safe class cause she doesn't want to hurt people and see them in pain she has healing powers as she usually heals staff or gurads who are injured and she is a total sweetheart!

what will happen if they meet? (u can add any plots and things u wanna add)

*thanks if u are uncomfortable u can decline*!

Ooo I’ve finally got an ask! Sorry, I’m quite late with this. Hope short scenarios will be okay!

consumed by jealousy once again.

Yandere Scp073 x fem reader

Warnings: obsession, implied stalking, corruption, pessimistic thoughts, insecurities, mentions of murder, jealousy

*not proofread, please do notify me if I have missed out a warning, might add some things after posting

How did you both first meet? “…”

• Cain is quite the desirable lad. He’s polite, well-mannered and crosses his legs when seated. Time has carved wisdom into the cadavers of his body; he speaks with many words he’s memorized from dictionaries and occasionally mixes up phrases from different languages.

• When you first met Cain, your sweet and kind nature allured him. He became.. curious, so to speak. Strangely obsessed with admiring you while you’d work with people. Becoming a tad bit jealous when your attention wasn't fixated upon himself. He wouldn't let these thoughts come to light. Not now anyways.

•Always, Cain offered a helping hand. Did you need any assistance carrying that heavy bag? Or perhaps you wanted a glass of water? You could always see him at your service, watching your skilled hands heal others with a passion.

How much time did it take?

“…”

• It had taken him a few months to develop feelings. Cain first believed it was a wonder, why hadn't you excluded him from your table where you would sit? Did you not find his voice uncanny?

•He had only adored you even more after that.

• He had once asked what your occupation in the foundation was, what the foundation declared your function as a cog in one of their elaborate machines. This was the depressing reality. Cain had learned not to question it. They had stuffed his mind full of knowledge to the point he swore it snapped at times, piece by piece.

• Although he had his own mental burdens, Cain would never place them upon you. Endearing innocent soul, let him kiss you to death.

Does his emotions remind him of any past experiences?

“…”

• Cain loathes the feeling of jealousy consuming his heart, it reminded him of a very dark time. Where he had slaughtered his brother out of the same envy he experiences now, just desiring to be injured in any shape or form so he could feel your fingers blessing his cold, still-beating heart and not some guard or doctor undeserving of your touch.

• A rational part of his mind was disgusted at his concerning thoughts. He justified it with a wild vigour.

How would he show his undying love?

“…”

• Sometimes you’d find plastic flowers tucked away in various places, they were always crimson-coloured Morning Glorys and Black roses with sloppy red paint in the shape of a heart. You had giggled and suspected Cain. Though you had never confirmed your thoughts with the man himself. Darling, Sweetheart Cain. Made of sugar and liquorice.

• Every time you discovered your bouquet of flowers, you noticed the hearts had been painted less messily and with more ease, the streaks of red paint precise and pristine.

• Cain felt awkward at the thought of confessing his ever-growing feelings for you. He would only admire you. How your face looked when you smiled, how you rambled about Josie the half-cat’s fluffy pelt and the most adored feature of yours, the way you’d praise him when he did a good job.

•Don’t ever let yourself think he’s going to let such a precious flower like you wilt in his needy grasp.

#Scp 073 #scp x reader #yandere scp x reader #scp foundation #scp #X reader #Yandere x Reader #Written by tired author #Scp 073 x reader #Yandere Scp 073 x reader #sfw content #Nefelibata writes

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dodgeballstuckonthegymceiling · 8 months

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Hello! I have a muti-fandom request if that's ok. Can I get SCP-049 ( plague doctor), Blitzø from helluva boss, and laughing Jack from creepypasta with an S/O who deals with maladaptive day dreaming, and often if they start talking or trying to get there attention they will kinda not realize for a second.

Maladaptive daydreaming is something I know about from personal experience so most of this is just going to be based on that. Hope that's okay!

Scp-049, Blitzø and Laughing Jack x Reader who maladaptively daydreams

Plague doctor

★ Often getting lost in his work, he understands how easy it can be to get lost in something you love doing. I feel like he would have a basic understanding of what maladaptive daydreaming is and what causes it, being a doctor and all that.

★ That being said, he's not a expert in psychology. So you probably know more about it than him. He might leave his comfort zone and try to "google" maladaptive daydreaming.

★ You can't tell me he would hate modern technology. Specifically phones and computers. He just doesn't understand how it works and that frustrates him to no end.

★ Anyway, other than his questionable psychologist skills he doesn't see anything wrong with you. Actually that's a lie, one thing he sees as being wrong is the fact that you understand how to use the demonic computer box.

Blitzø

★ He understands the whole "making and imagining fictional scenarios and characters" part of maladaptive daydreaming. There's no way in hell he doesn't write about his horse OC's. So he doesn't question it much.

★ If you feel like you need to write things down you can use the conference rooms white board. Just didn't erase any of his drawings! If you do he'd be heartbroken over it.

★ When you are in the zone and begin to pace around the room he stands aside and lets you do your thing. Only cutting in to show you a meme on his phone or to tell you something.

★ If you tell him about any of your OC's or characters you made, he will be drawing them as horses. If you ever draw one of his OC's the drawing is being framed and hung up in his office.

Laughing Jack

★ Half the time he doesn't even realize that you aren't listening to him. Even if he knows you're not he probably isn't going to say anything about it. He talks to his various stuffed animals a lot so is used to an audience who isn't actually listening.

★ Laughing Jack is clingy and doesn't like it when you ignore him. But he can make a exception for when you're lost in thought. Don't push it though because he can and will pick you up to make you pay attention to him.

★ He doesn't really like when you lose yourself in thought for too long. Trying to snap you out of the daydream when you've been at it for more than a hour. Other than that he's pretty patient and lets you do your thing.

★ If you want to talk about what you're thinking about he's wants to listen. It's like listening to someone reading a storybook, except it's an original story written (thought?) by you.

#plague doctor #scp plague doctor #Blitzø #helluva blitz #laughing Jack #creepypasta #scp #helluva boss #scp x Reader #helluva boss x Reader #creepypasta x reader

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sixsixtwenty · 2 months

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hi, hi💜 i was wondering if i could request SCP-076-2 x reader fluff/smut mix? :3 might be 2 vague, but go wild!!

i am bordeline obsessed with that man. (1 of my multiple husbandos so sue me.)

so. BET BUSTER. srry if it's short and shitty I've been going through some shit.

scp 076-2 x Reader

(fluff + smut)

You and Able have been dating for a little while now, around 1-2 years so average relationship! it has been VERY hard for him for the concept of relationships. let alone love.

(c'mon he's like 10,000 years old or something. gove this man a break relationship standards keep changing like plz-)

at first when he even remotely caught feelings he's not even accepting it. not even acknowledge it. he's just "well ok. i hate that. I'm gonna kill people."

but it's been bugging him over and over with his feelings about you, he's doubting the feelings and just thinks it's just another form of hate.

but every fucking time you're around or even walk past him let alone be in his eye sight he's crumbling.

sometimes even some guards around him who even caught a glimpse of his face could've sworn his cheeks becoming a bit pink.

(not able giving them a death stare right after)

he just didn't know how to adress it or even adress it at all and just let it fix itself.

but then someday you came up to him and did the dumbest (or luckiest) move and told him those 3 magical words.

he was. baffled. quite baffled.

"I love you."

"what?.."

"i love you Able."

"..."

He was. staring. staring into your soul? no. he's trying to stare into your mind.

but when he just kept staring you suddenly kissed his cheek..you kissed his cheek?

oh shit his cheeks are red CODE RED-

and literally 1-2 years later he's Your Boyfriend.

it's very quick to him but yet he isn't complaining.

and the day you brought up that you just wanted to be fucked by him/fuck him. (YOU SINNER! SATAN! COME GET EM-)

he was thinking about it because if you remember. he isn't opposed to sex. but now that you're here.

he's considering it.

eventually he finds himself in your room (he destroyed all the cameras too <3)

while you are just undressing yourself. your chest fully exposed to him and your sex showing.

in all it's glory.

his eyes are wandering all over especially to your sex wich is kinda surprising! but he's super into it.

and when your eyes stravel over to his body. his very muscular olive skinned body. your eyes also travel to his sex. noticing that he's pretty damn hard.

and gah dayum is he hard. he looks almost 10inch big. and you're like "well i hope that fits".

you throw yourself onto him (with his consent ofc bc consent is VERY sexy)

(im sorry in very tired rn so- no horny rn)

you stick his cock all the way into your mouth trying to deepthroat him while he's a grunting mess. and by the time he cums your mouth is filled to the brim.

trying to swallow it all before he just pins you down on the bed and fucking you into the mattress. (have you seen this man bro?)

he's incredibly rough once he gets the hang trying to fill your ass with his liquids (cum.) while you're holding onto dear life.

"you're fucking up my insides!"

"im not killing you."

"FEELS LIKE IT....but it's hot."

after you two finish up and you being a complete pastry because of a certain someone.

you just cuddle up to him. pushing your face into his chest doing this wiggle motion as if you're comfy asf. (let's be honest. his chest id both soft n squishy+ hard af)

wrapping your limbs around him. and him doing the same to you, his long hair hanging down and tickling some of your skin

it was. a very nice scenario for you.

you wrap your blanket around you both not caring if any of the forbidden juices land on the blanket.

he could've sworn you purred.

Able just feels at peace. just knowing that you're there for him. that you won't leave him

you're the only one who truly let yourself near him and didn't scream for your life.

"you're the only one.."

#scp x reader #scp #scp foundation #scp 076 x reader #scp 076 #scp 076-2 #scp 076 x reader smut

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circusmania · 5 months

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ᓚᘏᗢ MASTERLIST

⛧°。 ⋆༺♱༻⋆。 °⛧ ⛧°。 ⋆༺♱༻⋆。 °⛧ My yeses, maybes and nos: YES: - Platonic/Romantic - F/F & M/M - However, many of my fics will just be gender-neutral reader - Trans reader - Yandere - Angst - Fluff MAYBE: - Smut - Not that I'm uncomfortable with it, I just don't feel like I can write it well enough - F/M - Ehh... there are plenty of straight fanfics, and I'm better at writing F/M & M/M. However, it's not a complete no, so I will write it occasionally. - Sadist - I can write it, just not too intense… Like to the point it's r@p3. NO: - Child x Adult - R@p3 - SA - Weird kinks... (ex: piss kink, scat kink) - Abusive behaviour

FANDOMS I WILL WRITE ABOUT: SCP FOUNDATION: - Scp Foundation in general - Herman Fuller's Circus of the Disquieting - Dr Wondertainment - Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd. (MC&D) - Sarkic Cults - Church of the Broken God - The Serpent's Hand ANALOG HORROR: - Mandela Catalogue - Vita Carnis - The Tangi Virus - The SMILE tapes - GEMINI HOME AND ENTERTAINMENT - The Walten Files - Monument Mythos (S: 1, 2 & NIXONVERSE) SLASHERS: - Ghostface (Billy Loomis & Stu Macher) - Norman Bates - Michael Myers - Jason Voorhees - Pennywise (2017) - Billy Lenz - Brahms Heelshire GREEK MYTHOLOGY: - Percy Jackson Fandom - Or Greek Myths in general GENERAL SCENARIOS (Ex: Mafia x Reader or Android x Reader)

Looking forward to writing your requests ♡ !!!

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jovianisjovial · 1 month

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ballorawan740 · 1 year

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SCP Scenarios: SCP 076 x Chubby!Male!Reader (REQUESTED)

I'm not sure if this was what you imagined, but this is what I could come up with

Requested by: @Father_of_rats

Ofc being a researcher meant that you would meet various SCPs, including SCP 076 (Abel)

He would ofc be aggressive like he normally does but with you being the most stubborn and persistent researcher, Abel would slowly become more fond of you

It started out as having a few interactions to having many with one of your first chats about Cain which lead to a containment breach

You and Cain were great friends and when he got the news that you were going to give his little brother a visit, he became more worried

With the containment breach, Cain would be one of the first to look for you only to see Able right in front of him

By the time you found Abel, he was on the verge of trying to murder his older brother until you stupidly stood in front of him (you're lucky Abel has just enough self-control to not slice you into pieces)

Abel was quite shocked and so was everyone else in the foundation

The MTF managed to somehow detain Abel and take him back to his cell

Abel's heartbeat so fast, he couldn't even comprehend how or why he hesitated and why his heart was beating so fast

Cain checked in on you as your shock slowly wore off

"How could you do that (Y/N)? Do you know how dangerous that could've been had Abel not stopped?" was all Cain could let out

He was so concerned and worried for you that even he missed how Abel looked at you and behaved

As you went back into your room for some rest, some other researchers and MTFs asked for you to visit 076

By the time you got there, you saw Cain waiting by Abel's cell as you gave a confused look

Cain stayed by the window as you were led into 076's cell and Abel emerged

Everyone was curious and shocked at the same time when he emerged and the first thing he did was hug

Cain was smiling softly as he watched and gave Abel a wink and leaving you confused

The other researchers noted down this interaction and had to break you both up as Abel tried to resist and go back to you

If you hadn't stopped him, he could've caused another containment breach

When you went back, you asked Cain what had happened he explained that he had a little chat with Abel only to find out that his little brother had some feelings for you

Weeks went by and with Cain's encouragement, Abel managed to ask you out, and ofc, you accepted

Soon, the whole foundation knew about this with some wanting to use this as an opportunity for tests while others looked down on this idea of an ordinary researcher dating one of the most hostile SCPs

Those who judge the relationship between you and Abel were quite harsh with some even whispering depreciative comments about your looks which made your day worsen

Cain would slap them whenever he heard those comments and warned them about the consequences if it was Abel that heard them instead

On the days that you felt bad about yourself, you went and stayed in Abel's containment

Telling him everything and him soothing you about how much he cares for you, physically and mentally

Some careless staff came into Abel's cell to retrieve you and spoke of one of those mean comments

Without hesitation, Abel smacked the guy into the walls of his cell with such force that it bought him to the brink of death

If you hadn't come over to force him to let go, the staff would've died right then and there

The staff ran back in so fast that you didn't even get to say a thing and swore to never say such words again

Word got out and everyone became more and more fearful with similar incidents happening more frequently

Eventually, everyone left you both alone and kept their comments to themselves

As for those who wanted to use you to gain additional knowledge and tests, there were moments when you were helpless and fearful as you wouldn't know what would happen to Abel while you weren't there

However, despite this, the scientists and researchers were well aware of what they should and shouldn't do during these tests as you and Abel threatened some of them that if they did anything remotely dodgy, they wouldn't see the light of day ever again

As for Cain, he keeps a watchful eye over everyone who dares to do anything out of the ordinary to his 2 favorite people

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theyanderespecialist · 4 months

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A Comforting Darling (Scenario) Yandere Injured SCP 049 X Reader (SCP Foundation) (Part 1???)

[Hello, My Sexy Muffins! I am back with another request and this one is for Tumblr! I hope that you all enjoy this chapter!]

(Disclaimer: You are immune to SCP 049 in this, and SCP 049 is not yandere in canon. This is just for fun and not to be taken seriously at all. Simping for fictional characters and yanderes is fine, just do not be gross or illegal about it! Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life. Neither would be SCPS if they were real! Also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon.)

(Broken Limb and a Darling Nurse)

(SCP 049)

(SCP 049's POV)

I had broken my leg in the last breach. Now here I am tied down to the bed in the medical ward. A nurse comes in. They are stunning. They wheel over a cart and the guard tells them Not to touch me. They nodded their head and slipped on the gloves. They were thick medical grade. They got to work and started to bandage up my leg. They do not meet my eyes, but I cannot help but stare at them.

"Fuck I need a smoke." The guard curses. "You good here?"

They nod their head at that. "Yes, I am, I know, I know." They tell him. "Do not touch him and do not let me touch me."

The guard leaves and they finally turn to me. Their bright shining (Eye color) eyes were so soft and kind.

"Are you alright?" They ask me and I stare. "I know when they were looking for you it must have been scary. Also when you were all alone and injured. I am sorry that happened."

They are slowly making my cast. I am in awe at their kindness. "I am alright, thank you, for asking me, ummm..."

I realize I did not know their name.

"What is your name?" I ask.

"My name is (Name) (Last Name)." They tell me. "What is yours?"

"My name?" I ask them.

"Yes, I need to know what to call you." They smile at me.

"Just, call me doctor." I finally stare after staring at them for some time.

"Alright, Doctor." They smile wider and Take off their gloves. "Well, your cast is done. Is there anything else you need?"

They had unintentionally put their hand on mine. I stared at them, they did not know what would happen to them. Or What was supposed to happen to them. They did not die. Somehow... They were immune to my touch.

"Can you just stay, hold my hand, and talk to me?" I ask them and their eyes widen.

"Oh no!" They say and try and pull their hand away. "I was not supposed to touch you! I am so so so sorry!"

"It is alright, darling," I tell them. I did not let their hand go. "Please stay, I-I need you," I tell them.

They hesitate, but nod their head and continue to hold my hand. I have not had physical contact in hundreds of years. This is such a comfort and I am never letting it go. I close my eyes and let the sound of them being near, the comfort of their touch fill me. I am at peace.

She is my comforting darling.

[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS another chapter is done, I hope you all enjoyed this, and stay sexy, all of my sexy muffins!]

[Also would you like a part 2? Maybe with the foundation making reader be SCP 049's new calming tool?]

#yandere #yandere scp 049 #yandere scp #yandere scp foundation #yandere scenario #scenario #scp foundation #scp #scp 049 #scp 049 x reader #reader #gender neutral #gender neutral reader

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monstrouslyobsessed · 8 months

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some of these are SUPER old, gomen, so it'll be all under the cut for yall sanity. i really need to start answering more timely rip

tw: mild implications of noncon (cerelos), psychological mindfucks (cerelos), mentions of pregnancy (dol)

Oh, I can wait for your content as long as it takes! Creating is not an easy task, so take your time, dear. Ofc, posting everyday is cool, blah-blah, but your health and mental state is much more important. Don't worry about this <3 And talking about DoL, did you get to Ivory Wraith already? Who is your faves generally? —anonymous

did i not answer this before??? tumblr, please. anyway, ye i did! plotwise, very very fascinating. gameplay wise, annoying as heck when i was in middle of things i was working towards to lol i do wish ivory wraith's plot wouldn't be centered around weird anal/ear/whatever pregnancy tho, thats…kinda not my thing kdshkds--and thats coming from someone who writes preg on the regular. pls dev.

Ahhhh don't feel bad! Ur content is top-tier and u r a lovely perfect bun! Even quick look on your post is enough to feel that you're always working hard to give your best – it's we who should be thankful for all food u r giving </3

A lot lot lot of love to ya, dear 🥰 @iwanthistongue

dawww thank you dear <3333 i just wish i have it in me to be the super productive like some of the epic writers on this platform, but i dont dsklhdsl so all i can do is to do my best and provide every so often <3 also sorry that i cant seem to ping you???

Omg you're into dol? Who's your favorite character so far? —anonymous

eden, tbh! i ran into a scenario where they kidnapped me angry after being gone for too long. oof, what happened after that…wheeoooow but most of the characters are pretty dang good too!! i'd like to focus more love on kylar but theyre quite...annoying gameplay wise so…augh lol

i crave more beastfolk content 🤤 maybe something with a male reader dealing with a few yandere beastfolk who are trying to one-up each other and compete for him? male!yandere x male!reader content is a bit hard to find, especially if it's transmale!reader —anonymous

just send in an ask and i'll see what i can do! i found writing male readers (be it cis or not!) a little tricky sometimes, because i always feared crossing that…bad line, yanno? in spite of the contents i write.

that said, i'm all for writing more gays, just need a little nudge and sparks to write one~

have you heard of scp 401? —anonymous

…huh, this is a pron in the making. but no! this is the first ive heard of it. im aware of scp and knew some of its characters but not this one!!

Happy bday! I hope you got yourself a nice treat! —anonymous Happy birthday, dear! 🥳—anonymous Happy (i guess)late birthday, luv!!! Thank you for writing at this special day, hope your day was amazing <3 —anonymous

ohhhh this is months late;;; im so sorry but thank you all so much for your kind bday wishes!! ily all a bunch!!!

OMG YESSSS LORE!!! MORE MORE MORE <333 Thank you for the food, I can't stop re-reading 😭😭😭 —anonymous

ye~i mainly wanted to do more centaur pron tbh LOL glad you liked my nasty bois!

For a few days I had a thought- I hope it's ok to share ahaha- Okay, so – after getting in his grasp his future bride were acting so, so good. Her dedication is admirable, she's a quick learner and charismatic enough to get the liking of the teachers and maids. Her gentle and caring nature shows while she's communicating with others – no surprise everyone likes her. She's the same she was the day he met her... But the thing is, after all of this, she's absolutely terrified of Cerelos. She's not crying and wailing, but she's getting so quiet, so uncomfortable in his company, she always hiding her eyes and never tries to speak first – and she trembles so, so bad every time they're touching! Last time she even fainted from all nerves. How he may act and how mad he would be that servants getting more smiles and laughs than him? —anonymous

hmmm depends on why the darling is frightened tbh are they always afraid or is this started after cerelos took them the first time? i do imagine he'd be pretty upset and even offended, though he won't outwardly show his feelings. he'd probably start ordering the servants to disappear whenever the darling is in sight, be invisible, to further isolate them, to force them either to face their loneliness and/or accept cerelos as their emperor and husband. since humans are in nature social, they'd naturally long for some form of company and possibly some skin to skin contact.

in short, since the coecrced sex doesn't seem to do enough, cerelos would've likely infict some psychological damages on his darling to force them to accept him. he wouldn't be…physically abusive, no, but he will emotionally and mentally cripple his darling without relying on cruel words and uses some amount of gaslighting.

regardless, you will only have him and you will love him. he is, after all, your emperor and husband. why wouldn't you embrace him and his power?

Hi! I hope this is okay to ask: I saw one of your slightly older asks, and you mentioned you have a draft with a slime monster. I'm very curious about that one (but I also love your writing in general!), so I just wanted to ask you if you plan on finishing it —anonymous

.....sdhdflsk i thought i posted it, gosh dang it. well, i'll look into this later. if nothing else, it would be nice to go back and post my shitty 5 minutes thoughts again.

Hello how are you ? Hope you are doing well ❣️ I wanted to ask if you will continue or write anything similar like the rabbit hybrid fic ..it's my fav and i also like the ghost husband fic ..sorry if i made u uncomfortable👉👈...Have a nice day💖 —anonymous

i'm doing better!! <3 ty for checking in, luvvv

and after some waffling around, i considered since human/beastfolk hybrids are so rare and are considered the 'monsters' of their world (ig basically, considered as 'mythical', like yeti's and such, but actually does exist, kind of monsters), i figured it couldn't hurt to make these sad hybrids canon to my universe soooooooo ye i wouldn't mind doing more of them!! also i've done a crocodile hybrid one, if you've missed that one.

no, no, you're good! <3 loves getting asks like this~

the momster is back!!! we missed you, hope you’re having a good day <333 (p.s i am a monster fucker through and through, i will literally read and love anything you write mwah) @letskidaddle

daww youre so sweet!!! <3 ty!! monster fuckers united!!!! and yes you have a lovely day as well!!

whewwww, thats some asks to get through hhhh but man tumblr is so ugly. anyone know the fix to get it back to its simple self??

anyway, im slowly getting into the swing of things. got couple wips i can work on, maybe, and clear the inboxs for a fresh start (sorry to anyone who were waiting on certain things!! you can send them again tho!! a clean slate is needed imo). anyway, hope yall are doing wonderfully <3

#ghosts are curious.👻#☠️not writing...#anonymous #asked #answered

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whaleofatjme1920 · 1 year

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Is it okay if I request some Yandere 049 headcanons?

Obsessive & Possessive SCP 049

[GN!Reader]

[Warnings: stalking, manipulation, I describe a singular female oriented headcanon about baby trapping which mind you - is highly illegal, y'know it's all pretty morally bad. MINORS DNI]

I don't think 049 is obsessive or anything by nature except for finding a cure. That's about it.

But for the sake of this, you're under his watchful gaze now! Congratulations! You are his and his alone now!

Whatever freedom you think you might have had is gone entirely now.

He's not so stupid as to kill any man or woman who looks or interacts with you, hell they might be friendly! But he can tell the difference between friendly and who wants to take it further with you. That's when he acts. He wants to ultimately socially isolate you so you rely on him and him alone.

So, it comes in small little bouts. He finds ways to keep you at the Foundation, and eventually stay there. it's not like you really have a choice either because you're the only human to survive his touch.

And I think like so many abusers, he's not a monster 24/7. He has his moments of being charming, and that's how he walks you into the palm of his hand. Once he has you, his behavior really doesn't change! But the air has shifted. Everyone knows it.

You willingly sleep with him. he treats it like a normal relationship and outside of him almost blowing his composure a few times, that's how it goes.

If you're afab, he might baby trap you. Just,,, be prepared for that during one of his ruts.

But of course, if you're asexual or just don't care for sex, don't worry about that. He'd never do anything to ruin him image in your eyes.

He can get kinda creepy towards people that aren't you though. He likes everyone to know that you're his and his alone in very subtle ways.

But he's so good at manipulating you that you don't even question it. That's exactly how he likes to keep it.

#scp 049 headcanons #scp 049 scenario #scp 049 x reader #scp x reader #scp headcanons

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sanctum-of-ramshackle · 2 years

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Continuous adventures of the MC/Yuu variants

[Synopsis]: Just some MC/Yuu variants in their respective universes.

[SCP-TWST-2020: Dr. MC/Yuu (SCP!MC/Yuu)]

[Dr. MC/Yuu’s office/laboratory]

SCP!MC/Yuu: *Standing still with a blanket wrapped around them*

Leona: Huh? Herbivore, why are you-

SCP!MC/Yuu: *Shushes at him* *Whispers* Don’t say anything. Grab me that T-Bone over there.

Leona: *Finds the steak at their desk and grabs it*

SCP!MC/Yuu: Hand it over slowly and carefully.

Leona: *Annoyed* You’re acting weirder than usual.

[As Leona hands them the steak, the blanket reveals its massive mouth filled with rows of razor sharp teeth.]

Leona: What the hell?!

SCP!MC/Yuu: *Quickly stuffs the meat in it’s mouth and proceeds to yank it off of them* HIYYAAAHHHH!!!

[They swung it back and forth, hitting it against steel walls and banging it on the ground. (*Cue cartoonish sound effects*)]

Leona: *Backs away* Kill it with fire!!!

[Dr. MC/Yuu neutralizes it with a mini flamethrower they carry with them. The blanket shrieks in agony and turns into a pile of ashes.]

Leona: *Traumatized by the sudden encounter* What was that?!!

SCP!MC/Yuu: SCP-799: The Carnivorous Blanket. Good luck sleeping in peace.

[SCP!MC/Yuu touring Epel around the site.]

Epel: Walkin’ around sure can make a fella thirsty.

SCP!MC/Yuu: You’re in luck. SCP-294 just restocked.

Epel: SCP- what?

SCP!MC/Yuu: I’ll show you.

[Cafeteria]

SCP!MC/Yuu: *Typing on the keypad of SCP-294*

Epel: What’s with the guards?

SCP!MC/Yuu: This vending machine is a special one. Which is why it needs to be heavily guarded.

[Then the machine dispense some fresh apple juice.]

SCP!MC/Yuu: Here. I know it’s not the kind back in your family’s farm. I promise you it’s not bad.

Epel: *Drinks the juice* …

SCP!MC/Yuu: Epel? Hey, are you okay?

Epel: This is half as good as Gran-Gran’s juice.

SCP!MC/Yuu: Jesus. Don’t scare me like that.

[Oklahoma]

SCP!MC/Yuu: Crowley, this is a terrible idea to join me.

Crowley: Nonsense! Your world is not as bad as I thought it would.

SCP!MC/Yuu: That’s because you never experienced true horror. Only I was supposed to observe an anomalous object until you decided to tag along.

[A bus rolls in front of the school at 3:20 p.m.]

Crowley: Oddly enough. Why are we at a school?

SCP!MC/Yuu: Just aboard the bus.

[Ten minutes later]

Crowley: *Already traumatized from the bus having to travel into a hellish dimension*

SCP!MC/Yuu: Welcome to SCP-3583: The Tragic Schoolbus…Crowley?

Crowley: *Shaking and hiding his face behind SCP!MC/Yuu* When will this be over?

SCP!MC/Yuu: A half hour? An hour? I don’t remember. *Injects amnestics in Crowley*

Crowley: *Falls unconscious*

SCP!MC/Yuu: This is gonna be a long ride.

[Hazbin Hotel x TWST: Demon Lord!MC/Yuu]

Static Demon!MC/Yuu: *Sighs*

Trey: MC/Yuu? You look rather down. Is everything okay?

Static Demon!MC/Yuu: No. Everything is quite alright, dear Trey. I just have intrusive thoughts of my inner demons.

Trey: Oh. What are they saying?

Static Demon!MC/Yuu: *In their demonic voice* Feed on the flesh of the innocence~

Trey: *Disturbed* …

Static Demon!MC/Yuu: The problem is I refuse to do so since I can’t bear my humane thoughts telling me of your human diseases.

Static Demon!MC/Yuu: *Showing pictures to everyone* Oh hoo! This is the time when Charlie had to chase after Vaggie who was also chasing after Angel for doing something stupid back at the hotel.

[They swiped to the next image.]

Static Demon!MC/Yuu: This is Husker. Passed out drunk.

[Then swipes again.]

Static Demon!MC/Yuu: Whoops. *Closes their phone*

Ace: What was that?

Static Demon!MC/Yuu: …My brother giving me the evil scheming eyes. He somehow made the image cursed after Angel dared me to snap a picture of him without noticing. He noticed.

Static Demon!MC/Yuu: *SNIFFS* *SNIFFS* Ugh. You boys reck of sins.

Azul: *Confused* For your information, this is an all-boys school of villains.

Static Demon!MC/Yuu: Yeah, yeah. I know. Somebody around here smells the worst.

[Then another Overblot incident occurs.]

Static Demon!MC/Yuu: AHA! I knew it!

💫Please reblog for more content✨

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