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#bean confessions
yanderemommabean · 6 months
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i see backrooms struggles and i raise you; backrooms monster that keeps hunting you. not to harm you! never to hurt you! but to keep you safe and with them forever!
they never ever want you to leave and are willing to trap you in an endless game of cat and mouse to keep it that way.
and when they catch you? sure, you're screaming and struggling, but that's out of joy and excitement that your mate has finally found you! what do you mean you're scared??🥺
you always slip away, but that's alright! they love you so much they're more than willing to keep playing with you 💜💜💜
(may i be ☁️ anon, please?)
Clearly your species likes to chase! It makes sense, to show your mate can always hunt for you and catch you, shows their strength and prowess! Why do you act so scared every time? Ah, that must be your instinctual reaction then! You wouldn't be truly be scared of your mate would you? They'd be so sad to know they scared you! Why must you keep trying to leave the nest? The equipment gathered isn't easy to find you know! Its also warm, keeps you safe, and even blocks out those annoying lights! Hmm, maybe they need to find more food for you? Oh! Wait you humans like to find shiny things don't you? They've found a lot of them being down here! Sharp, some make loud banging noises, some play weird pictures on them, there's just so many neat shiny things!
Perhaps they haven't courted you correctly? They know they're much larger and therefore seen as intimidating to other creatures, that's usually a catch, but you are human, so maybe you need something more? They'll be sure to ask after you stop throwing such an adorable fit and get back to their nest!
-Mommabean
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brigwife · 5 months
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photo spam of him :)
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magical-bean · 1 month
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So anyway if anyone needs me I'll be crying face down on the floor for the next week
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frozenartscapes · 7 months
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Hubert and Ferdinand’s A+ support but from Edelgard and Dorothea’s perspectives while they hide in a nearby bush like the good wingmen that they are
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lena-frijoles · 2 days
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me when I'm feeling comfortable with my mom but then i remember that she somehow remembers my twenty one pilots phase.
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hirazuki · 1 year
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There’s no end Ideals hold high I’m looking for The light in darkness, the shadow in the sun. ~ Kioku no hikari
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trashyswitch · 10 months
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Luigi's Secret
Chapter 7: Hashtag Tickle Fic
Luigi was ready to unwind after a long day. He pulls out his phone, ready to read some tickle fics. But Mario's brotherly antics end up revealing a huge secret Luigi had managed to keep for so long...How will Mario react?!
Here it is...the moment you've all been waiting for...😉
After a long day of work and the occasional tease from his brother, Luigi was ready to just flop into bed and read for a while. He just…didn’t feel like dealing with anymore distractions today. Plus, he had noticed that his favorite writer had uploaded another fanfiction right as his shift had ended, and he was just aching to read it. And now was finally that time. 
Luigi jumped into bed and pulled out his phone, opening up Tumblr and seeing the new fanfiction that was uploaded 4 hours ago. 
[A Predictable Friendship by TrashySwitch]
But…then he remembered that he forgot to read the other previous fanfic uploaded by her. So, he opened up AO3, and clicked the fanfic name underneath the friendship fanfic: 
[Go Home, Will! by TrashySwitch]
Luigi read the hashtags one by one, and bit his lip as he hesitated to click the title. He was nervous that the fanfiction was just going to bring his lee mood right back to where it was earlier this morning… Because unfortunately (or fortunately) for him, these fanfics always seemed to do that to him. Everytime Luigi would read a fanfiction, he would end up in those awful lee moods…and they could only be solved by either reading fanfictions while daydreaming, or by actually being tickled. And the latter option was something that could only happen if he worked up the courage to ask. So…Luigi made due with the former option. 
Luigi finally clicked the title and let the phone load up the fanfic. When it was loaded up, Luigi scrolled down and started to read the summary: 
[William is refusing to go home from work, due to being slammed with so much paperwork. But Henry is having none of it. So he pulls an inconvenient prank on his buddy in an attempt to get him away from the work desk. And it works! Well...kinda.]
Luigi chuckled to himself with a big smile on his face as he read through the beginning of the fanfic. The chances of this fanfic writer actually writing about something realistic that he completely understands…is incredible. Everybody who works a day job would know what it’s like to have that one employee that stays a few minutes past punch out! And…if he were to be honest, the word ‘inconvenient’ was a huge understatement. It gets really annoying…especially when you really wanna go home, but can’t yet because of someone else. 
Luigi kept reading through the fanfic, rather enjoying the playful banter these two characters had. And then one of the employees stealing the phone cord?! That’s so evil! That’s the equivalent of stealing a painter’s paintbrushes! Or a plumbers’ pliers! How does one do their work without that?!
And then the chase scene that resulted from the prank…He knew where this fanfic was going ever since reading the dialogue “COME AND GET IT, LOSER!”. These fanfics usually went the same way, but had different ways of getting there, which always ended up surprising Luigi. 
[William widened his eyes in horror. “aAAAH-” He yelled before squeezing them shut. “OHNO-” William blurted out, hissing as he brought his arms against his sides to cover up his armpits.
“How long can Willy the crybaby handle being tickled?” Henry asked confidently.
“H-HENRYHYHY-” William’s wobbly smile grew wider as he quickly lost control of himself. “DAHAHA! DAMMIHIHIHIT!” William laughed, finally dropping to his knees. “WAHAIT- *snort* HEHEHEHENRYYYY!” William laughed, even letting out a snor-] 
“You and those stories, I tell ya.” Someone said in front of him, taking his phone right out of his hands. 
Luigi widened his eyes and reached up to grab his phone. “NO! I’m just getting to the best part!” Luigi yelled, growing anxious. 
OH NOOO! NOT NOW! WHAT DID HE DO TO DESERVE THIS?!
Mario moved the phone away from his brother’s hands. “What’s it about this time?” Mario asked, scrolling down slightly. 
OH GOD. 
“NOTHINGJUSTGIVEIT-” Luigi shouted, attempting to tackle his brother down and get his damn phone back. 
“Haha! I’d like to see you try.” Mario teased as he scrolled down a slight bit more. 
Luigi tried to prevent himself from screeching as he started to sweat from how anxious he was. No nO NOO! The last time Mario stole his phone, he had been at the beginning of the fanfic, where it looked like a normal story! And that was already too close to the reveal! But THIS TIME?! He was RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TICKLE SCENE! IF MARIO READS HIS PHONE EVEN A SMALL BIT, THEN-THEN…
“Geez- Why are you being so dramatic?!” Mario yelled. 
“JUSTPLEASE-” Luigi begged helplessly. 
“Please what? Please read it to you?” Mario asked. 
Luigi gasped in horror. “NO!” Luigi shouted. 
“Ooooh! Okay! I’d love to read it to you!” Mario teased with a smirk before scrolling up slightly. “Now what word did you last end on?” Mario asked. 
Luigi was practically praying he could just melt into a puddle on the spot and sink into the floor. This CANNOT BE HAPPENING. HE HAD TO DO SOMETHING!
“Da da da- William dropped the shoe and-” 
Luigi quickly started skittering his fingers in Mario’s armpit, hoping and praying this would get the man to drop his phone. Mario guffawed and doubled over, attempting to trap his hand in his armpit. “HEHEhehey! Yohou think that’s reheheally gonna stohohop mehehe?” Mario asked, a small wobbly smile developing on his face. 
Luigi started blushing right away. God, even seeing Mario being tickled could quickly put him into a lee mood. It’s SO NOT FAIR! 
Mario took this little moment of a pause, to start reading the fanfic out loud. “William dropped the shoe and…Uh…” Mario’s face started to change. His words trailed off as he attempted to read the fanfiction on his own. 
[“Come here, you!” William pulled his foot underneath Will’s armpit and trapped the ankle in his armpit almost like a chokehold. Then, he started skittering his fingers on Henry’s vulnerable arch.
“eeEEEHEHEHEHAHAhahahaha! WAHAHAhahahahait nohoHOHOHOhoho!” Henry yelled-] 
“Hee…he he- How do you even-” Mario attempted to read it outloud, but was really struggling.
“OHgodno-” Luigi reacted behind him, his voice wobbling and cracking. 
“How do you even read this?!” Mario asked, letting out a laugh before continuing to read it to himself. 
[“Lehehet me gohohohohoho!” He begged-] 
“What…” Mario turned around to look at Luigi. “Is…this William guy supposed to be tickling Henry?” Mario asked. 
Luigi squeaked as he felt his face go more red from both hearing the word, AND hearing the tiny explanation of the fanfiction. 
Mario couldn’t help the small smile that was on his face. “And just to clarify, this is supposed to be laughter?” Mario asked, pointing to the dialogue he had just read. 
Luigi only whined in response. He was hoping and praying this was just an awful nightmare he could wake up from…But he wasn’t waking up no matter how much he pinched his own leg. Mario knew…Mario had found out, and now he was going to NEVER let him live this down! 
Mario chuckled and scrolled up to the top of the story. “Go Home, Will!…by TrashySwitch…” Mario read. “What is a TrashySwitch?” Mario asked. “Is her switch console so broken that she had to name her profile after it?” Mario asked with a laugh.
Luigi whined and covered his face with his hands. This can’t be happening. This CAN’T BE HAPPENING! PLEEEASE LET THIS BE A STUPID DREAM! PLEEEEASE!
“Hashtag it’s the working life for me, hashtag childish Henry Emily, hashtag childish William Afton slash Dave Miller, hashtag bad parent William Afton slash Dave Miller, hashtag only a small bit tho- This is just fanfiction!” Mario reacted. 
Luigi whined and groaned, shifting his feet that were currently under the covers. 
Mario widened his eyes and looked at Luigi with shock, before bursting out laughing. “YOU READ FANFICTIONS?!” Mario shouted, laughing again. “I THOUGHT YOU READ SHORT STORIES?!” Mario reacted. 
Luigi let out a long, painful groan. He knew this was only the beginning of the end for himself. This was going to be the first of millions of teases specifically about this, that will leave Mario’s mouth. 
Mario raised an eyebrow as he looked back at the hashtags. “Hashtag pranks and practical jokes, hashtag…tickle…fic-” 
Mario heard yet another whine leave his brother’s mouth. Unfortunately, that whine would only confirm everything. Luigi was not only reading fanfiction…He was reading fanfiction specifically about tickling. “W-Wait…” Mario said, scrolling down a bit more and reading through bits of the story really quickly. 
[“WhahahahAHAHAHAT?!” Henry reacted, squealing as the tickling doubled for him.
“You heard me.” William replied. “Did you want to be tickled?” William asked as he moved his fingers up to the top sole of his foot. 
“WHOHOHO TOHOHOLD YOHOHOU THAHAT?!” Henry asked.]
Mario blinked. “Did…Did this Henry guy just admit to wanting to be tickled?” Mario asked. 
Luigi whined and mumbled something. 
Mario raised an eyebrow. “You’re gonna have to speak up, or remove your hands from your face. I can’t understand you at all right now.” Mario said, attempting to grab Luigi’s hand. But Luigi’s hands were so tight against his face at the moment. Mario tilted his head, filled with enough confusion to last a lifetime. He clicked the name of the writer, and watched as it opened up to the profile. He hoped that the profile would help fill in some dots. Mario took a moment to look at the profile picture, before looking at the dashboard. 
“Hi there! I’m TrashySwitch! You can call me T.S, or Pocket if you want to.” Mario started to read out loud.
WaiT- WHAT?! 
“NonononoNONO-” Luigi reacted, getting up and reaching out for his phone. “PLEASESTOP!” Luigi begged. 
Mario pulled the phone back, keeping it out of Luigi’s reach. “Nuh uh!” Mario started pushing Luigi down by his chest with his hand. “You can’t just take the phone and not fill in all the details.” Mario reacted. “So you can either let me read this, or fill in the details yourself.” Mario told him. Luigi stared at him with shock and fear. Those were his choices?! Either explain everything himself, or let Mario read it?! Luigi stuttered for a few moments, before reaching down and grabbing the comforter, covering himself with it as fast as he could. 
Mario chuckled at the overdramatic reaction before continuing to read the profile description. “I’m a touch starved switch who is 70% Ler, 30% Lee. And I spend my time entertaining the moods by doing one of my passions: Writing fan-fiction! I am an SFW (Straight Fuckin' Water! XD) writer who mostly writes fluff and the occasional angst/comfort.” Mario read outloud. 
Luigi let out another audible whine. No no no no no…Please stop…Pleeeease stop…
“Wait…‘mostly writes fluff’…” Mario looked at the blanket, and grew the biggest smile on his face when he heard a whine from Luigi. “Oh my god- these tickling fanfictions are actually the fluffy stories you’ve been reading.” Mario reacted. “These are the stories that make your face light up so much!” Mario reacted, laughing a bit. 
Luigi shuffled around under the blanket, and groaned. Great…Now he knows…HE FREAKING KNOWS NOW. ALL BECAUSE HE LET HIS GUARD DOWN ONE SINGLE TIME- 
“So Ticklefic…Tickle fanfiction?” Mario asked aloud. “Fanfictions specifically about tickling?”
Luigi squeaked and wiggled his socked feet helplessly. 
Mario smiled a slight bit. The man then put the phone down and attempted to pull the blanket off Luigi. “Okay, you have a lot of explaining to do.” Mario told him. 
Luigi squeaked and gripped the blanket harder, absolutely refusing to let Mario rip it off him. “NonononoNO!” Luigi yelled, terrified to show his disgraceful face to his brother. 
“What’s a lee? What’s a LER?! What is a SWITCH?!” Mario reacted. “Who is this ‘TrashySwitch’ person? And why is this person writing fanfictions with tickle fights as the theme?!” Mario asked. “Do you know them?!” 
Luigi groaned and attempted to kick Mario with his feet still under the covers. “Leheheave me ALONE!” Luigi yelled, pulling the cover off his own face so he could breathe cold air. 
Mario dropped his jaw as he saw how red his brother was. And this wasn’t the same embarrassed color of redness that occurred earlier today, or in the past week…this was double, almost triple the embarrassment! 
This was full-on humiliation! 
Luigi whined and covered himself with his blanket yet again, already feeling silently judged by his brother. He was both whining, and giggling all at the same time. It was…both hilarious, and…almost sad to see…
Mario began to feel really bad for pushing Luigi to the breaking point. But…
Mario gently placed the phone right near the comforter opening. Luigi reached his hand out, grabbed it, and pulled it in under the blanket. Mario couldn’t help the little laugh that left his own mouth just from seeing that. He looked like a vampire getting his blade, or Golem getting his precious ring. 
Mario then grabbed the comforter and went under the covers with Luigi. Luigi squeaked and covered his face shallowly with his hands so he didn’t have to look at Mario face-to-face. Mario only smiled and tried to think of how to continue this conversation. “So…” Mario started with a small smirk. 
Luigi shook his head. “Don’tsayit…pleasedon’t…” Luigi muttered. 
Mario raised an eyebrow. “Lee?” Mario said. 
Luigi squeaked, whining and giggling at the same time. 
“Ler?” Mario said next. 
Luigi whined amidst his giggles, now kicking his feet lightly. 
“TrashySwitch?” Mario asked. 
Luigi visibly tensed up as he waited for the inevitable to happen…
“...Tickle?” Mario asked. 
Luigi squeaked as his giggles went up another level, and turned himself around so his back was towards his evil brother. 
Mario’s smirk only widened as he finally got the reaction he was looking for. “...Tickle tickle.” Mario started to smile somewhat evilly. 
“MARIOSHUHUHUSH.” Luigi whined, turning back around to face Mario and pushing his shoulder. 
“Ohoh my gosh, I’ve never seen you this embarrassed before!” Mario reacted. “Just the word tickle can make you react like this?!” Mario asked. 
“N-No-” 
“Tickle tickle tickle~” Mario teased. 
Luigi shrieked and covered his face again, accidentally letting out a snort. 
“Holy merda…Is this what a lee mood is?!” Mario asked. 
Luigi snorted as he nodded his head. “Yeheheah.” 
“How long has this been going on?!” Mario asked. 
Luigi groaned and very slowly uncovered his face. “A year and a hahahalf…” Luigi admitted. 
Mario dropped his jaw. “A YEAR AND A-” “I KNOW, SHUTUP!” Luigi yelled, covering his face again. 
Mario bursted out laughing at him, absolutely loving this new fact. “This person has been writing tickle-themed fanfictions for a year and a half?!” Mario asked. 
Luigi widened his eyes and slowly opened his phone. On AO3, he looked at the join day. “...Shehehehe hahad been for 3 and a half years…” Luigi admitted. 
“HOLY-” Mario dropped his jaw. “HOW MANY ARE THERE?!” Mario asked. 
Luigi whined and giggled helplessly. “Uhuhuhhhh…” He looked at the ‘Works’ area. “377…” Luigi admitted.
“Three  hundred and seventy seven?!” Mario reacted. “That’s- THAT’S-” Mario attempted to do math in his head. There are 365 days in a year…730 days in two years…and 1095 days in 3 years.” Mario said. “So…Type this in the calculator.” Mario thought for a moment. “1095 divided by 377.” Mario said.
Luigi bit his lip and put it into the calculator on his phone. “She…uploaded a fanfic every 2.9 days.” Luigi told him. 
“THAT’S INSANE!” Mario shouted. 
“I KNOW!” Luigi yelled back, a small smile on his face. 
Mario chuckled awkwardly as he tried to wrap his head around this new thing. “So…People like tickling so much that they write stories about it?!” Mario reacted. “And…my brother of all people, has been reading these stories a couple feet away from me without a second thought, for a year and a half now?!” Mario added. 
Luigi looked at Mario, before looking down again. 
Mario began to remember the little area that he read from the story. 
[“You heard me.” William replied. “Did you want to be tickled?” William asked as he moved his fingers up to the top sole of his foot. 
“WHOHOHO TOHOHOLD YOHOHOU THAHAT?!” Henry asked.]
Mario started to think out loud. “If she’s writing tickling fanfictions because she enjoys it…and you’re reading it…” Mario suddenly gasped and widened his eyes, before looking at Luigi. “Then does this mean you enjoy being tickled too?” Mario asked, smirking. 
Luigi widened his eyes and groaned. 
“So you read these tickle fanfictions because…you want it to happen?” Mario asked.
Luigi whined a slight bit…before nodding his head.
Mario stared at Luigi for a moment…before quickly thinking back to what happened earlier that week. “So…when Peach was tickling me and she threatened to tickle you if you tried to save me…” Mario started to explain. 
Luigi looked down, smiling slightly as he scratched the back of his own head. “Uhhhhh…” 
“You weren’t actually scared of her threat, because…you like it? And wanted it to happen?” Mario clarified. 
Luigi groaned and started giggling in embarrassment all over again. “Mahahahaybeheheee…” Luigi mumbled. 
Mario raised his eyebrows, before going back to thinking. “Okay…and when you went from ‘confident tickle monster’ to not even being able to say the word…was that real?! Were you actually struggling to say the word?!” Mario asked. 
Luigi squealed and covered his mouth. 
“Oho my god!” Mario reacted.  “And…And when you used to annoy Dad so he would become the tickle monster…you actually enjoyed that?!” Mario asked. 
Luigi paused for a moment and began to think. He wasn’t really able to remember his own thought process when he was doing that. Truth was, he didn’t even remember doing such a thing. But…now it made sense that he would. 
“Ihihi guehess sohohoho.” Luigi replied awkwardly. 
Mario widened his eyes. “Holy- That’s crazy!” Mario reacted. “So not only do you like it when people tickle you, you also love when people tease you!” Mario clarified.
Luigi whined a slight bit…before nodding his head. “But…only people I t-trust.” Luigi added. 
Mario quickly kicked the blanket off the two of them, scaring Luigi in the process. Mario then pulled Luigi into his arms. “Then what are we even waiting for?!” Mario declared, drilling into his hips. 
“eeEEEEEEEK!” Luigi screeched, grabbing Mario’s wrists as he howled with newfound laughter. He knew Mario was going to react. He knew it was going to either make or break his relationship with his brother. But…telling him actually rewarded him with tickles?! AND TICKLES TO THE HIPS OF ALL THINGS?! 
If that was the case, then WHY DIDN’T HE TELL MARIO SOONER?! This was FANTASTIC! TICKLE ME! TICKLE ME ALL YOU WANT, MARIO! DO IT LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT! 
“Oh!” Mario tweaked his sides occasionally in the middle of tickling his hips. “And don’t think that just because you’re being tickled, you’re done talking. This conversation is far from over.” Mario declared. 
……..Ohno…..
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hairupintheair · 3 months
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"You're kinda weird for a Pop Troll, huh?"
I gave her a flat look, ears back. "I'm not a Pop Troll. I'm a shapeshifting predator that Poppy befriended and convinced not to eat everyone."
There was a moment of silence. Then Barb nodded. "'Kay, that tracks."
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posebean · 2 years
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round and round
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yanderemommabean · 1 month
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My favorite trope for royal yanderes is ‘love at first sight’ with a random commoner darling who doesn’t want anything to do with royalty
When they meet at the market, or perhaps just catch their eye at the wrong time, and the royal just pursues and pursues and pursues. You can shoo them away but it only makes them want you more, and if their a masochist who enjoys you getting mad and even hurting them to get them away? We're in for a good time.
-Mommabean
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nrc-confessions · 8 days
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🌙🏔️, I’m your favorite? - lost anon
Yea bro they love you
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upbeatundertaker · 1 year
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She could have picked a less threatening song, but this is the eldritch abomination milf we're talking about.
@cannibalsweetheart
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nyxkaikaos · 4 months
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Feel like pure shit for Joan from the pilot tho
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yeonban · 4 months
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★ for the wonder dorks
Send me a ★ and I’ll bold what applies to your muse.
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I like you / I hate you / I dislike you/ I love you / You are family (will be soon!!) / I would take a bullet for you / I would shoot you / I would lie to your face / I would say something cruel to you on purpose / I would say something cruel to you accidentally / I would cheat on you / I would physically hurt you / You annoy me / You amuse me / I’d laugh at you / I’d laugh with you / I’d manipulate you / You scare me / You confuse me / I wish I knew you better / I trust you / I don’t trust you / You inspire me / I consider you an equal / You are beneath me / You’re better than me / I would trust you with my life / I think you’re mean / I think you’re petty / I think you’re childish / I think you’re smart / I think you’re stupid / I think you’re a bad person / I think you’re a good person / I’m not sure what kind of person you are / I wish you would listen to me / I want to make you proud / I wish you would notice me / I want to impress you / I would hurt other people for you / I’m not sure how to make you happy / I’m a bad influence on you / You deserve better than me / We make a great team / I’d have a one night stand with you / I’d have a relationship with you / I would marry you / I fantasize about our life together / I would trust you with my most treasured belonging / I would tell you my darkest secrets / You disgust me / You intimidate me / I hope I intimidate you / I’d hug you / I’d let you hug me / I’m scared of losing you / I don’t think you like me / I want to be better for you / I respect you / I don’t respect you / You’re my mentor / You’re my friend / You’re my best friend / I have a crush on you / I could easily watch you die / I’d get drunk with you / I’d party with you / I’d comfort you / I’d prank you / I’d spike your drink / I’d act behind your back / I’d abandon you / I’d hurt you to get what I want / I would choose my happiness over yours / I would choose your happiness over mine / I despise how much I care for you / I need you / I’m dependent on you / I don’t know what I’d do without you / I’m scared of you leaving me / I’d give my life for you / You frustrate me / I’d call for you in a time of need / I would protect you / I’d visit you in the hospital / I’d carry you if you were hurt / I’d feel guilty if I hurt you / I’d let you be near me when I am vulnerable / I’d ignore a phone call from you / I’d call you at 3am / I’d break you out of jail / I’d get angry at you / I would shout at you / You’re too loud / You’re too quiet / You’re too sensitive / You can’t take a joke / You embarrass me / I feel nothing for you / You’re reckless / You’re bossy / You bore me / I would ask your advice / I would blame you for something I did / I would cry in your arms / You have the power to hurt affect me more than anyone else /
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icedmetaltea · 5 months
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I stole a part of a cordless mouse when I was a kid and didn’t get found out till after a new one was bought.
I FORGOT I STOLE IT. I was mad cause of something and it was only supposed to be a minor annoyance.
I have swapped the batteries in stuff around to where it wouldn’t work but still had the batteries in so I wasn’t caught.
Minor annoyances no one thinks about are better for the long game.
I have eaten stuff that wasn’t mine before. Though I’m not sure if I’ve ever stolen bread.
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We've got a hardened criminal here
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