Them: you literally do nothing all day.
Me: I wouldn’t call suffering in silence nothing.
Them:
Me:👀
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Why tf is everyone on Tumblr so heartbroken
(PS- I am everyone)
😔🤌
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I wanna get to the last stage...
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If being the least favorite in the family is a good thing, I’m the best out here😇
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Man: Doc I keep straining my back
Doctor: let me take a look.
Doctor: Just going off the exam it looks like you are at that age where your body isn't going to work like it used to. But stretching it daily should help
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Woman: Doc I keep straining my back
Doctor: Yea it's cause you're overweight
Woman: Really? My weight?
Doctor: Yea you need to lose like 40 plus pounds
Woman: ok, is there anything else I could do while I lose the weight ?
Doctor: Not really, just work out more and eat less.
Woman: Aren't you going to do an exam
Doctor: No need
#doctor bias
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new sog
this is kinda different then my other stuff, its also under Sad Humor so it is its own kinda thing! hope you like it anyhow
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I wish I could be Hakuna Matata but instead I’m Deprezza Anxieta
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the name's Crying; I'm Crying
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Day 20 of trying to find my father. I’m getting low on rations. This man is elusive, no matter how many dairy isles I look through I cannot find him. Wish me luck.
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In the way is my least favorite place to be and yet somehow I am always there :(
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