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totally-correct-tbp · 5 months
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Finney: And I couldn't have done it without my sidekick.
Bruce: No offense, but you’re the sidekick.
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ap-kinda-lit · 6 months
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Solomon: This seems like the kind of thing a responsible parent wouldn’t want you doing.
Solomon: Good thing I’m a grandpa. Avenge me, kids! Avenge me!
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harveyb-wabbit92 · 6 months
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{Spark-doll au}
R/n, to Blazar who's watching TV: Don't stay up all night, Blazar. Last time you got this sleep-deprived you tried to eat my stuffed rabbit.
(The next morning)
Blazar:[waking up sucking on one of Mr. Wuggie's ears, spits it out]
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tw-selfindulgence · 2 years
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A: Studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a gun.
A: That's why I own TEN guns.
A: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.
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incorrectlis2 · 2 years
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Sean: And I couldn't have done it without my sidekick.
Daniel: No offense, but you’re the sidekick.
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valorrant · 2 years
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Cypher: Are any of you imbeciles good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?
Omen:
Viper:
Neon: My time has come.
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Annie: “Have you seen any perfect boys around here?”
Sawyer: “Only when I look in the mirror. Ha ha, up top!”
Annie: “…”
Sawyer: *High fives himself*
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When life gives you lemons, call them ‘yellow oranges’ and sell them for double the price.
Giran
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ap-kinda-lit · 11 months
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Inuyasha: Look, if we keep fighting like this, we'll both lose Kagome. So how about we just hate each other in secret? Koga: You mean like girls do? Inuyasha: Yes, Koga, like girls do.
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harveyb-wabbit92 · 8 months
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{Mirror Knight walks in on Zero watching one of Nayaka's concerts and sighing longingly when whenever zooms in on her face.]
Mirror Knight: Uh oh!~
Zero: What?
Mirror Knight: Somebody’s in love…
Zero, turning red: What? I'm not in love with Nayaka! I just think she’s cool. It’s not like I lay awake at night thinking about her!
[cut to Zero laying awake in bed staring at his ceiling]
Zero: Oh no …
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greekschist · 3 years
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Hermes: I hate my dumb heart for making me feel things! Cut! It! Out!
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Sasha: You’re insane!
King Andrias: Sure I am! What’s you’re point?
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incorrectlis2 · 2 years
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Daniel: Sean, is this legal?
Sean: When there are no cops around, anything is legal.
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mimik-u · 3 years
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Writer’s Choice: On the eve before it's demolished, Blue and Yellow Diamond contemplate the Tower. | 120/300
In the dying sunlight, Blue Diamond stares upwards at the Tower—set to be demolished tomorrow—and Yellow stares at Blue, watching the way her thin brow furrows against an invisible memory or two or two-thousand.
“The view from that window was always nice,” she only offers.
She doesn’t clarify.
She doesn’t have to.
“We have differing opinions of what constitutes nice,” Yellow snorts, her own gaze flicking towards the lonely aperture.
“Sunsets are nice.” She gestures at the honey glazed sky. “The window was—“
“—all we had in there,” Blue finishes quietly.
Yellow swallows painfully.
She grabs Blue’s hand.
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