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Daniel: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise.

Sean: I beg to differ.

Daniel: Then Beg.

#s: tumblr #Sean Diaz #daniel diaz #life is strange 2 #Lis2

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Sean: And I couldn't have done it without my sidekick.

Daniel: No offense, but you’re the sidekick.

#s: gravity falls #sean diaz #daniel diaz #life is strange 2 #lis2

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Daniel: I know you think my judgement is clouded because I like Chris a little bit.

Sean: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Daniel: That’s our joint tombstone.

Sean: My mistake.

#sean diaz #daniel diaz #life is strange 2 #lis2 #chris eriksen #spiritwolf

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Karen: How’s Daniel? Is he still sick?

Sean: Well, I wouldn't let him have ice cream for breakfast, and he said I wasn't his best friend anymore.

Karen: So what happened?

Sean: He had two bowls of ice cream for breakfast and now I’m his bestest friend in the whole world.

#sean diaz #daniel diaz #karen reynolds #life is strange 2 #lis2

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Daniel: They don’t even have a dalmatian here.

Sean: Would you stop with the dalmatians already?

Daniel: I’m just saying, it’d be nice to see one in its natural habitat.

Sean: Dalmatians aren’t indigenous to firehouses, Daniel.

#s: psych #sean diaz #daniel diaz #life is strange 2 #lis2

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Sean: Is this safe? Breaking into Merill’s house?

Finn: Yes, very safe. Fifty-fifty.

Sean: What? Like fifty percent we live? Fifty percent we die?

Finn: Yes, that's why we're breaking into the house. It's much safer.

Sean: How much safer?

Finn: Fifty-fifty.

#s: war dogs #sean diaz #finn mcnamara #life is strange 2 #lis2

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Chris, on his 18th birthday: Wait, I'm a legal adult! I can say swears!

Chris: Sh-

Chris: S-

Chris: Shi-

Chris: S...on of a heck

Chris: Dang it.

Chris: I'll give it a few more years.

#s: jam and the mystery of the mysteriously spooky house #chris eriksen #life is strange 2 #the awesome adventures of captain spirit #lis2 #captain spirit

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Daniel: Sean, is this legal?

Sean: When there are no cops around, anything is legal.

#s: gravity falls #sean diaz #daniel diaz #life is strange 2 #lis2

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Cassidy: Heeyy!!

Sean: Hey, someone’s all excited about something.

Daniel: Yeah, and it’s making me sick.

#s: victorious #sean diaz #daniel diaz #cassidy jones #life is strange 2 #lis2

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Sean: I feel old, like I’m not a cool kid anymore.

Lyla: That’s not true.

Sean: Really?

Lyla: You were never a cool kid.

#sean diaz #lyla park #life is strange 2 #lis2

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Daniel, walking through the door with a box: What would you do if one day I came home with six puppies?

Sean: … What’s in the box, Daniel?

Daniel: …

Sean: What’s in the box?

Daniel: I think you know.

#life is strange 2 #lis2 #sean diaz #daniel diaz

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Daniel, texting Lyla: Lyla help! I’m being kidnapped!!

Lyla: Where are you?

Daniel: In a car with some stranger

Lyla: Hold on, I’ll call Sean

Sean, answering his phone: Hello?

Lyla: Where’s Daniel?! He texted me that he was being kidnapped

Sean: Daniel? What do you mean, he’s right next to me-

Sean: … I’ll call you back.

Sean: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!

Daniel: WHO ARE YOU?!

#sean diaz #lyla park #daniel diaz #life is strange 2 #lis2

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Karen: What’s going on in here?

Daniel: Teenage rebellion.

Karen: Fuck yeah, stick it to the old people.

#daniel diaz #karen reynolds #life is strange 2 #lis2

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Penny: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins

Sean: Can’t relate.

Daniel: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?

#s: tumblr #sean diaz #daniel diaz #penny mikael #life is strange 2 #lis2

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Daniel: Hey Finn, do you think I could fit in a dryer? Chris doesn’t think I can.

Finn: I don’t know, let’s-

Sean: Let’s, and I cannot stress this enough, NOT do that when we get home.

#sean diaz #daniel diaz #finn mcnamara #life is strange 2 #lis2

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Karen: Are you okay, Sean?

Sean: Short answer or long answer?

Karen: Short.

Sean: No.

Karen: Long answer?

Sean: Nooooooooooooooo.

#Sean Diaz #karen reynolds #life is strange 2 #Lis2

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Daniel: I’ve already sent good vibes your way. They’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Chris: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

#daniel diaz #chris eriksen #life is strange 2 #lis2 #captain spirit #the awesome adventures of captain spirit