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Bruce: Everybody likes me!

Vance: I don't.

Bruce: Oh, Vance, you just say that.

Vance: Repeatedly!

#the black phone #tbp #bruce yamada #vance hopper #brance #incorrect quotes

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Finney: Thank you, Gwen, thank you, Robin, for all your help

Griffin: What about me? You didn't thank me.

Finney: You didn't do anything.

Griffin: I like being thanked.

#s: the simpsons #the black phone #tbp #griffin stagg #finney blake #robin arellano #gwen blake #incorrect quotes

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Griffin: I like it when it melts.

Billy: What do you mean you like it when it melts? Nobody likes ice cream when it melts.

Griffin: It's like soup.

Billy: You hate soup.

Griffin: Not chocolate soup.

#s: modern family #the black phone #tbp #griffin stagg #billy showalter #incorrect quotes

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Vance: Close your eyes.

Finney: Okay.

Vance: Why are you flinching?

Finney: I thought you might punch me.

Vance: Don’t be ridiculous. I could punch you perfectly well with your eyes open.

#the black phone #tbp #vance hopper #finney blake #incorrect quotes

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Billy: I think I’m going to go wander out in the rain for a while.

Bruce: But it’s not raining.

Billy: I can’t catch a break!

#s: friends #tbp #billy showalter #bruce yamada #the black phone #incorrect quotes

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Gwen: I love this whole “good cop/bad cop” thing you two have going.

Bruce: It's not really a thing. It's more like I'm nice and Vance isn’t.

#the black phone #tbp #gwen blake #bruce yamada #vance hopper #brance #incorrect quotes

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Vance: You’re giving me a sticker?

Finney: Not just any sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!”

Vance: I’m not a preschooler.

Finney: Fine, I’ll take it back then.

Vance: I earned this. Back off.

#s: the big bang theory #the black phone #tbp #finney blake #vance hopper #incorrect quotes

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Robin: I wasn’t injured, I was lightly stabbed.

Finney: I’m sorry, you were STABBED?

Robin: Lightly stabbed. I didn’t want to frighten you.

#s: brooklyn 99 #the black phone #tbp #robin arellano #finney blake #rinney #incorrect quotes

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Finney: And I couldn't have done it without my sidekick.

Bruce: No offense, but you’re the sidekick.

#s: gravity falls #the black phone #tbp #finney blake #bruce yamada #brinney #incorrect quotes

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Gwen: I’ve already sent good vibes your way. They’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Billy: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

#s: tumblr #the black phone #tbp #gwen blake #billy showalter #incorrect quotes

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Griffin: Did you know that you can’t spell ‘self’ without elf?

Gwen: What does that even mean?

Griffin: I don’t know, but it cheered me up earlier.

#s: good luck charlie #the black phone #tbp #griffin stagg #gwen blake #incorrect quotes

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Robin: Wait, you didn’t know Bruce and Vance were dating?

Finney: This is the first I’m hearing of it. How long has this been a thing?

Bruce: Three weeks and four days.

Finney: You’ve been hiding this for three weeks?!

Bruce: And four days.

#tbp #finney blake #vance hopper #bruce yamada #robin arellano #the black phone #incorrect quotes

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Vance: You think you can BITCH me out? I am the KING of BITCH. You look up “bitch” in the dictionary, and you’re gonna see my FUCKING FACE!

#s: mpgis #the black phone #tbp #vance hopper #incorrect quotes

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Billy: I guess they put two and two together.

Griffin: Four!

Billy: It wasn’t a test, Griffin.

Griffin: Yes it is. I win. A+.

#s: red vs blue #incorrect quotes #the black phone #tbp #billy showalter #griffin stagg

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Robin: Well not everyone is in love with you, Finn.

Finney: You’re in love with me?!

Robin: Unless you’re not in love with me. Then I take it back, cause you know… I’m cool.

#s: hannah montana #incorrect quotes #the black phone #tbp #finney blake #robin arellano #rinney

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Bruce: That’s a terrible lesson.

Vance: Sometimes things aren’t lessons. Sometimes things are just messed up facts.

#s: b99 #incorrect quotes #the black phone #tbp #vance hopper #bruce yamada #brance

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Griffin: [In a high voice, holding Barbie] Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Gwen: [In a deep voice, holding Ken] Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.

Finney: What the hell are you guys doing?

Griffin: Playing systemic oppression.

#incorrect quotes #the black phone #tbp #finney blake #gwen blake #griffin stagg