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#incorrect yugioh quotes
ap-kinda-lit · 5 months
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Mokuba: Seto still won’t come out of his room.
Joey: Just tell him I said something.
Mokuba: Like what?
Joey: Anything factually incorrect.
Mokuba: If you say so.
*half a minute later*
Seto, barging in: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?
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unicornblossom13 · 1 month
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Kaiba: How did you dweebs find me here?
Yugi: Well, we asked around and-
Joey: We typed “bitch” in the GPS, and it brought us here.
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bibookdemon · 7 days
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Yugi: *trying to explain the murders* There is a man inside of me-
Jou: That's hella gay
Yugi: ...how
Jou: Think about it Yug
Yugi: I just said I have man inside of m- ohhhhh.
Jou: Yes.
Yugi: I told Kaiba that on live television
Jou: *chokes on his water* That's why Kaiba is pestering me about who you're dating ;-;
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Someone: Hey, you got the time?
Ryou: Yeah, it's uhhh... (pulls a mirror out from his bag and looks at his reflection dead in the eyes) About 12 PM.
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calm-artic · 10 months
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Yusaku, confessing for the first time: I love you Ryoken: I've known Yusaku: Wait, what? Ryoken: Since our duel at the Tower of Hanoi Yusaku: I didn't even know that Ryoken: You lag harder than Internet Explorer
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agnese-kogami · 1 month
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Ryoken: The sun... is so bright.
Takeru:
Takeru: You're looking at a picture of Yusaku smiling.
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swanmaiden5 · 1 year
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Yuma: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life. Yusei: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back... Yusaku: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this. Yuya: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years. Yugi: I knew I lost that potential somewhere. Judai: Mental stability, my old friend! Yuma: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?
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rosalind-hawkins · 3 months
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Ryou: Look, I know you're trying to work right now, Seto, but I want attention.
Kaiba: ...
Ryou: That sounded less petty in my head.
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meh-ideknow · 1 year
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Judai: *drunk*
Judai: Babe
Johan: yes?
Judai: When butterflies are in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
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2334242xiao · 2 years
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Based on a text post I saw posted by @swanmaiden5 I needed an excuse to draw all of them so this was apparently made in 1 1/2 day so the quality drop is noticeable. People who haven't watched arc v and keep thinking that yuto is the evil looking one but it's actually Yuri oops☠️
Audio is mine and are edited and modulated versions of my voice
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ap-kinda-lit · 3 months
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Yugi: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco.
Ryou: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy.
Marik: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance.
Seto: My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons.
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unicornblossom13 · 1 month
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Kaiba [standing on the ledge of a roof]: I’m going to jump!
Yami Yugi [speaking through a megaphone]: Do a flip.
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bibookdemon · 4 months
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Had a shitpost idea
Imagine Yugi finally gets a growth spurt and ends up even taller than Seto
Seto: Mokuba, get me a knife. I'm going to cut his legs off.
Mokuba: Big brother, absolutely not.
S0 Yugi talking to his friends: Do you ever suddenly get dizzy with fear and pass out only to wake up to five brutally murdered bodies laying around you? The gang: \internally\ Haha, wtf. Yugi: And blood on your hands. Do you ever have blood on your hands from murdered people. Jou: \leans over to Honda and whsipers\ Please tell me you're hearing this too. Honda: \actually shaking with fear\ y-yup Yami meanwhile: \chillaxing in the puzzle, planning his next mass murder of people who have hurt his vessel\
Halloween:
Jounouchi: I'm a vampire rawr XD
Seto: Bite me please
Jounouchi: What.
Seto: What.
Seto: They tried to put me on the cover of vogue
Seto: But I made the owner cry
Yugi: I was a little too silly. \people on fire screaming in the background\
Kaiba: Dog
Jounouchi: Scalie
Kaiba: What
Jounouchi: whispers menacingly You're the femboy blue-eyes by the name of BEWD_UWU
Kaiba: ...why were you on furaffinity?
Jounouchi: ...
Kaiba: ...
Jounouchi: runs away
Idk needed to get some crack outta my head
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Yami Bakura, in Japanese: I don't speak English.
Ryou, in Japanese: You speak Japanese? Me too! Ah-- where are you from?
Yami Bakura, in English: I don't speak Japanese, either.
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almostyugiohquotes · 1 year
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Yuya: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight. Zuzu: But are you shuffling? Yuya: Everyday. Sora: What language are you two speaking??
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agnese-kogami · 4 months
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Ryoken: Have you ever tried honey?
Yusaku: Tried what?
Ryoken: Honey.
Yusaku: Yes?
Ryoken:
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