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gayboyasher · 4 months

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Can you please do la squadra reacting to the reader calling them “cute”? (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)

I just really need some fluff rn

FLUFF is the WAY!! I had to re-do this because my dumbass closed out the app and forgot to save, and I was just about to Melone 😭😔 anyway, I gave them things that they probably do that are cute. I’m sorry if you don’t agree with them

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Rissotto

Rissotto does this thing where when he’s concentrated, he furrows his brows and looks frustrated, but it’s so cute at the same time. He was doing this whole working, and you just had to tell him how cute he was!

At first, he seemed confused, cute?? Really?

He laughs softly, trying to think of something to say to that.

“Sole mio, I’m working.”

He doesn’t mean it in a mean way, but now he’s distracted from you pointing it out.

His focus turns to stopping his “quirk”, and then that gets him distracted.

Prosciutto

Prosciutto taps his fingers. He taps them on any surface, or he’ll just tap his fingers against his thumb. He’ll especially do this while he’s taking a phone call. Once he gets off the phone you tell him about it.

He looks at you like your crazy. He thinks it’s crazy.

Prosciutto is very much a macho man. He believes that the word cute is something not to describe masculine things, especially him.

He sighs and shakes his head in disappointment, finger wag and all. He doesn’t even say anything.

He’s another one who tries to stop it, and boy was he not able to do it.

Someone needs to explain to this poor boy he doesn’t have to be embarrassed to be called cute

Pesci

Pesci tends to hum. He’ll hum a tune that’s been stuck in his head and it’ll get stuck into your head. He’s also just cute doing absolutely nothing. He’s cute in general. Someone needs to say it.

Once you tell him that, he goes red. He doesn’t know how to take a compliment, so he’s just stuttering and stammering, trying to compliment you.

His ears are already hot and his mind is blank.

“You really mean it? You’re cuter!”

God, he’s completely flustered.

He doesn’t try to get rid of the habit, but still thinks about it

Formaggio

Formaggio actually is also another cutie. He could sit there and be cute. But I see him acting all cute trying on clothes and flexing in them.

Once you tell him he’s cute he’s a little shocked, but not in any bad way.

He’s another macho man, but he’s not gonna be upset by being called cute!

He thinks of it as you hyping him up even more.

“Awh, you really think so? You must think I’m handsome too, huh? You’re pretty cute yourself.”

He just tries to embarrass you.

Illuso

He uses his computer quite a bit, and he focuses hard. When ever he does, he sticks his tongue out just slightly and squints his eyes. It’s actually adorable if you think about it.

Knowing his online history, he was probably in the middle of cyber bullying while you said that.

He’s a little flustered, but he understands the hype, he is the finest one out of the team (in his opinion)

“You really think so? Even when I’m being so mean?”

Another teaser. He’s gonna be cocky.

He doesn’t try to get rid of the quirk either, but he stops squinting his eyes.

Melone

ANOTHER one on his computer. You don’t even wanna know what’s on his computer, but his face looks so gentle and calm. He’s another one who can just sit there and be cute.

When you first initially call him cute, he doesn’t realize you’re even talking to him.

It takes him a second and once he notices, he smiles and looks up at you

His face gets a tad bit hot, and he wants to make you feel the same way.

“Miele, you really think so? I think you’re cuter.”

He teases, and he teases well.

He teases in a nice way. It’s actually cute

Ghiaccio

When he’s concentrated, he bites his lip gently. It’s actually very cute, and it seems to be one of the only times he’s not angry.

He takes it like an insult at first

He’s not a macho man, but he thinks it was passive aggressive.

“What does that mean Amore?? Was that backhanded or something??”

You have to explain to him that you’re not trying to be mean

Another poor boy who can’t take compliments.

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danddymaro · 1 year

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Soft Hitmen | Risotto Nero x Reader

A bit of a tender moment.

The reader is effected by a stand that renders her weak.

Word count:

Soft Hitmen

You'd been misinformed, terribly so.

Seldom were the times when you encountered other stand users in your job that weren't colleagues, and in the case where they were your target, you had the intel that warned you.

- But not this time.

It was bad, but not much worse when you considered the fact that you’d screwed up even after your lecture.

It had been the three of you, Prosciutto, Risotto, and you out on the field with your eyes aimed at a certain, little hair-brained politician that had gotten too cocky and too much of a liability.

It would have been just you and Prosciutto, but Risotto was forced to oversee given the sloppy nature of your group’s last few operations.

"And why do you need to babysit us," Prosciutto grunted with a halfhearted glare, insulted by Nero's details of the mission. He'd never needed anyone to watch over him, even as a rookie, and he didn't think you needed anyone either.

"We didn't screw up," he added.

At his side you bit your tongue, feeling the same sourness, but not too bothered by the fact that your leader would join you, even from afar.

Risotto noticed the way your lips pursed, and hearing the blonde-haired male's complaint, his teeth grit hard before he took a step closer to you two, the way he looked down at you icy.

" He's had us on a tight leash for the past year..." he started, and you could only imagine the blood in his veins boiling. " And if that isn't bad enough our last two jobs haven't been our best," he reminds you two, an undeniable fact you wince at, much more when his voice has an even shaper edge than usual.

" If we keep this up, It's only a matter of time before he defiantly gets rid of us," he said lowly.

"- And What the hell does he expect, huh?" Prosciutto suddenly says, thoroughly peeved.

"Our cut of the pay is shit compared to everyone else..." He reminds Risotto. " for everything we do..." he added with deep huffs because it was true. You did the dirty work, and you hardly ever got anything back other than a stack of cash that was measily compared to the other guys.

-Not even a thank you was given.

And if that wasn't bad enough there were periods where you weren't needed at all.

"...Besides... we got it done," you pipe up in regard to the sloppy operations, but barely.

You didn't like arguing too much with your leader.

You knew it wasn't his fault, but every now and then you couldn't help voicing your own annoyances.

Risotto suddenly placed a hand on one of your shoulders, the strong grip surprising you enough to make you look up at the man that had his other hand on Proscuitto's opposite shoulder.

"We'll get our moment," he said simply, which meant so many things, but you could only think of one that would solve your every issue.

'One day...we'll kill him...and we'll take what we deserve,'

You hardly spoke of it, too shaken by what would occur if the Boss caught any wind of treason, but you had all silently agreed that it was the only way to breathe free.

-Especially after what he’d done to Sorbet and Gelato.

The gruesome memory still gave you cold shivers.

"But for now...we do our jobs, without failure. Without so much as a hitch," Risotto reminded you.

You were there because you had talents.

Because any fool could kill, but it took a special bunch to do so efficiently, without so much as a change in air that would hint at it being foul play.

You gave Risotto a fierce nod, and slowly, Prosciutto followed too, though with a little curl to his upper lip that displayed existing annoyance.

"Fuck..." you could barely speak, seized by terrible shivers that left you weakened and to your knees.

Proscuitto took hold of you, cradling you close, saving you from impact, and he watched over his shoulder as he saw your target leave with two of his bodyguards, one of which had rendered you to the state you were now.

The nearly vacant street let him catch a clear view, and he contemplated just letting you fall so he could take care of the job before risotto appeared beside you two, agitation evident in his face that you could barely witness through your impairing sight.

"It's a stand user...maybe two..." Proscuitto stated, having a suspicion the second guy was also one.

You then pushed him away, standing on unsteady footing as you glared in that direction too.

"We have to..." you said while taking a step in the direction before you fell to a knee, and as Proscuitto moved to you again, you, used your arm to ward him off, something he huffed at.

Hesitation was not one of his typical traits, but given that you were a woman, he'd always been just a tad bit gentler with you out of pure instinct, something you noticed.

Granted, eventually down the line he cared about you, but the initial consideration was due to that, and you were thankful for it.

Otherwise, he'd beat you around just as badly as he did Pesci.

Delirium hit you and your surroundings grew darker and murkier, and with a soft exhale, you stood back up on wobbly legs.

Shivering, you hugged yourself, backing up into the outstretched arm of your leader as he wordlessly caught you. Seeing your need to stand on your own, he made sure to grip you hard before his body came closer.

You craned your head back to look at the man but found it dreadful as your head felt too heavy and it hung back.

"Go..." Risotto told Prosciutto, trusting that now that he was aware of the retaliations, he'd finish the job himself.

The ashy-haired man doubted your assignment could go any further south, and he trusted Prosciutto to take care of it.

At that moment you hated yourself, much more with how feeble you felt.

"Please..." you start, and you find it in you to somehow move your body to face him, your hands daringly reaching out to take hold of his shirt, holding on with the last bit of strength that you could gather.

"- stay with me, " you tell him, breathing hard, batting your eyes at him pathetically. You practically have tears in them, and as he looks down, his own eyes slightly widen at the words.

You don't know why you say that, why the words just drip out of your drying mouth, but they do.

And perhaps it's because that's why you had wanted to tell him so many times before.

Like, that one time he'd lead you home after you'd all decided to have a few drinks at some crappy bar.

"I should have..." you incoherently think out loud, having thought of the moment so much, wishing you would have had the guts to invite him in to stay the night.

Meanwhile, Risotto could feel his heart race, thudding strongly in his chest.

He would have to pick each of your little fingers off of his top to go free, and the idea was unbearable.

And how could he?

the word of denial he wanted to strongly let loose was locked in his chest, unable to escape as he looked at you, finding your weakened state somehow enticing.

He had hardly ever seen you so desperate, and much more with that need directed at him.

You needed him ; an idea he'd never considered.

"Risotto..." The way you said his name had him feeling strange, and he felt his own desperation too, one that had him driven to cocoon you safely within his arms.

"Are you mad at me...?" you could hardly say it without a few tears welling in your eyes.

Disappointing him always felt like a punch in the gut...it was nearly unbearable.

Without a word he picked you up, easily doing so with his strong build, the question going unanswered as he moved in silence.

He headed towards the black-tinted car you'd arrived in, easing you down with a gaze that would have left you weak had you caught sight of it.

Warmth graced the scarlet orbs even as he shook his head in disapproval, leaving you resting on the back seat.

"Idiot..." he muttered.

- He should be.

"I am..." he added lowly as he leaned back on his seat, staring up at the car's roof in frustration.

Since when did hitmen become so soft, they stupidly stood as shields for other members, rendering themselves useless?

As he sat there in wait, he expected that when Prosciutto came back, he thanked you with something other than a half-assed mutter.

He watched you through the mirror, his gaze softening as he continued to watch your face form subtle expressions in your sleep, most of witch were short grimaces.

"Idiot..." he said again, his eyes closing while he waited, occasionally checking on you.

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etherealzx · 1 year

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☆ MASTERLIST ☆

Welcome to the official Etherealzx masterlist! Here you can find a list of all my works! Click here to find my rules for requests. Happy reading :)

♡= NSFW

☆ JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders ☆

Kakyoin Noriaki

Kakyoin with a Quiet, Fem Crush

☆ JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond Is Unbreakable ☆

Josuke Higashikata

Opposite Personality

Keicho Nijimura

NSFW Headcanons ♡

With a Plus Size S/O

Akira Otoishi

Relationship HCs

Jotaro Kujo

Jotaro x Fem!Reader that Tease Each other

Jotaro x Male Goth S/O

☆ JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind ☆

Giorno Giovanna

Don!Giorno Venting to his S/O

Giorno as a Brother

Opposite Personality

Watching the Sunset with his S/O

Cuddle Headcanons

Being Comforted by his S/O after a Nightmare

Bruno Bucciarati

Cuddle Headcanons

Adopting an Emotionless Child

Bruno as your Older Brother

Leone Abbacchio

"I Cannot Bear to be Apart from you Anymore"

Acting like a Father Figure to new Gang Member

Reminiscing

Cuddle Headcanons

Abbacchio with a Powerful Fem!S/O

x Fem!Reader with Imposter Syndrome

Abbacchio with a Fem!S/O That can Cook

Fugo Pannacotta

Cuddle Headcanons

Dating Reader that is a member of La Squadra

Guido Mista

Cuddling Headcanons

Narancia Ghirga

Cuddling Headcanons

Risotto Nero

With a Tall S/O

Dad!Risotto Comforting his Kid

With a Physically Affectionate S/O

Teasing Him ♡

Ghiaccio

Jealous! Ghiaccio x Fem!Reader

Physically Affectionate S/O

Teasing Him ♡

Melone

Physically Affectionate S/O

Teasing Him♡

Illuso

Physically Affectionate S/O

Teasing Him♡

Formaggio

Physically Affectionate S/O

Teasing Him♡

Prosciutto

Physically Affectionate S/O

Teasing Him♡

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ravenzeppeli · 2 months

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Ashore |Prosciutto x Male Reader Fluff|

Commission for @johnnybwanny

Prosciutto was quiet after the mission, extremely quiet as he drove down a pathway that you did not recognize. You wondered if you did anything to upset him. Considering how much you liked him, you hoped that everything was okay. He was never this quiet around you. He always spoke to you during long car rides after missions.

After a few kisses, you had high hopes that you and Prosciutto would start dating. You wanted to be his boyfriend, and you wanted to take your relationship with him to the next level. Maybe you should say something to him, maybe he was waiting for you to ask him out.

As soon as you felt yourself about to speak to him, he parked the car, turning it off and immediately pulling the keys out. You looked up swiftly, noticing that the two of you were at the beach. He took you.. to the beach? You felt both confused as well as a little scared. Did you do something to upset him?

Prosciutto got out quickly, slamming his car door shut. He walked over to your passenger door, opening your door for you. You looked up at him, feeling slightly at ease.

He looked down at you with a small smile, his hand extending out towards you. His blue eyes were soft, lips pursed as he began to speak to you, "Take my hand. I wanted to take you some place romantic tonight."

You took his hand, his long fingers wrapping around your hand as he pulled you up. "Romantic?" You questioned, face blushing as he kept a gentle grip on your hand, his face inches away from yours as he pulled you closely beside him.

"We need to discuss our relationship," he muttered softly, his tone light as he began walking ahead of you. You followed along, his warm hand staying securely wrapped around yours, making sure that you would follow him. "And how I'm feeling about us."

You felt nervous, despite him bringing you somewhere romantic, he could say anything. You could either be asked out of harshly dumped - their was no in between here, but you had a strong feeling that Prosciutto liked you as much as you liked him. If he wanted to dump you or kill you, would he be holding your hand now? You hoped not because if so, then he pulled a dirty trick to distract you. It was working. You loved feeling his warm, soft hand against yours. You.. you might love him.

He walked quickly, pulling you to stand in front of the ocean water. "Look," he muttered, letting go of your hand. "Just look and listen for a second."

You looked up, staring straight ahead at the ocean water. The water was clear, you being able to see the sand underneath, the waves crashing against the white sand, inches away from your feet. It was dark out, stars filling the sky; it was a beautiful night. You shivered as a cool breeze passed by.

"Here," he muttered, you hearing his jacket unzip. "I'm not cold. Just wear my jacket." He handed it to you, and you took his jacket with no hesitation, putting it on. "Good boy." He smirked at you, his arm wrapping around your wsist, pulling you close.

You felt your face fully heat up now, you zipping up his jacket. His black jacket was soft on the inside, smelling like cigarettes and expensive cologne that smelled of spiced vanilla. You loved the way he smelt. "Thank you," you spoke, your voice dropping to a low mutter. You liked him so much, always feeling yourself growing nervous around him. You leaned into his chest slighly, his strong arm securely wrapped around your waist, almost possessivly.

"Do you like me?" He asked you. You turned to look at him, his blue eyes staring down at you. "I like you a lot. I like you so much that I'm willing to go public with us."

You knew that Prosciutto had never been public with any man nor woman, ignoring anyone that dared court him. He never showed interest in anyone. Anyone but you that is, and that made you feel special. To know that he liked you just as much as you liked him was a huge relief. Suddenly, you felt less nervous and a little more confident.

"I like you so much," you whispered, a smile forming on your lips. It felt so good to finally be able to admit that to him. "You really wanna date me?"

He suddenly pressed his lips against yours, placing a deep kiss on your lips as he pulled you closer into his arms. His lips were soft, his kiss gentle. As he pulled away from you, he kissed your cheek, keeping his face a few inches away from yours. "I'll ask you officially. Would you like to be my boyfriend Y/N? I promise to love you and take care of you."

"Yes," you replied quickly, your arms wrapping around him, pulling him into a hug. You let your hands rub up and down his back, your head pressing against his chest. You could hear his heart rapidly beating, matching the steady beat of your heart. "I'll take care of you."

"No," he replied, his voice suddenly dominant, but still gentle. He placed a kiss on top of your head, his arms wrapping around your waist. "I'll take care of you. It's my job to take care of you."

You smirked a little, loving how dominant he was. He always wanted to take care of you, holding doors open for you and demanding that he pay the bill every time the two of you go out. You attempted to pay the bill once; he didn't like that, so you decided to just let him pay for it like he always insisted. He wanted to take care of you. You've never been taken care of before. It was definitely something that would take some getting used to.

"How about we just take care of each other?" You replied, getting a huff in response from him, his arms wrapping around you tighter. "See, that's the spirit. We can love and take care of each other." Your face instantly heated up again when you mentioned love. You didn't mean to say that. It was too soon.. or was it? You've known Prosciutto well over a year.

"I'll love you more," he muttered, pulling away from you slighly, looking down at you. "I can compromise for you. I'm going to take you out this weekend, as my boyfriend. I want to introduce you to everyone with that new title you now hold."

You smiled, nodding your head, feeling a warmth spread throughout your body. "That sounds great. I can't wait for everyone to know about us. I've wanted to be with you for a very long time." He would love you more? Just thinking about that made your heart flutter.

"How about you stay the night at my house tonight as well? I do have a guest bedroom or my bedroom," he told you, a confident smirk suddenly appeasing on his face. His eyes lit up with excitement. "Don't you worry, I promise that I don't snore or talk in my sleep, and my house is very clean."

Going to Prosciuttos' house tonight and staying the night made you feel both excited and nervous, especially sharing a bed with him. "Yes," you instantly agreed, not wanting to pass up the opportunity to spend more time with your now boyfriend.

"Well then, let's get a move on while the night is still young," he told you, despite that he was in no hurry, his lips once again pressing against yours, leaving your entire body tingling and filled with excitement as you kissed him back, your entire body filled with excitement as well as anticipation for tonight as well as the rest of your life with your new boyfriend Prosciutto.

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thebisexualdogdad · 2 years

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Leo dating a dom flirty man who's part if the team with the skills like May and is a mutant who loves to flirt with Leo any chance he gets and loves holding him

Leo Fitz x Male!reader

tagging: @fortheboyzzz @inhumanshadows

● Leo is a bottom and not just a bottom, a sub with a huge praise kink

● even though you've been dating for two years Leo still gets all giddy when you flirt with him

● you guys are on a mission when Leo screams because a bad guy is coming straight at him but you throat chop them and they fall to the ground

● "watch out cutie, wouldn't want anything happening to that pretty face of yours"

● Leo just giggles and blushes

● May trained you so you are quite the skilled fighter

● whenever Leo watches you fight he gets so turned on he needs to be fucked by you immediately

● on missions you are always telling him how smart he is and how important his tech is for the team

● this praise despite being non sexual in nature still gets him all hot and bothered

● your favorite way to end a mission is to have Leo on his hands and knees fucking him doggy style

● anything you tell Leo to do in bed he does it

● getting spanked, getting choked, being tied up or using toys etc he's more than happy to fulfill whatever needs or fantasies you have

● you take really good care of him outside of the bedroom

● like making him his favorite sandwich, prosciutto with buffalo mozzarella and a hint of pesto aioli, when he's working away in the lab

● and because Leo is always such a good boy for you you reward him by finally getting him his monkey

● Coulson is not happy you did this without asking him first but Leo has the biggest smile on his face as he shows the monkey around the lab that you don't care

● everyone on the team knows how much of a sub Leo is for you, he doesn't try to hide it at all

● Daisy often teases him when she knows Leo is in for it

● Leo was acting a bit bratty and you took his arm to go to the bedroom for a spanking

● Daisy "uh oh looks like someone is in trouble," she says with a wink

● Leo loves being in your arms

● whether it's in bed post sex or just in the lab with your arms around his waist while he tells you about what he's working on it always makes him feel so calm and relaxed

#agents of shield imagine #leo fitz imagine #leo fitz x reader #x male reader #headcanons

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jellyluchi · 1 year

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Happy Birthday Prosciutto 2022/2023

A/N: It's Prosciutto's birthday in an RP game I'm part of and my personal HC for his birthday is January 9th. So I thought of combining the two and writing something for him!

Pairing: Prosciutto x Reader Genre: Fluff Warnings: None Summary: You plan an elaborate birthday gift for your loving husband, hoping it helps him relax from work.

With the sun going down and Prosciutto’s nose deep inside some work on his computer, he barely notices when the room gets dark, his concentration overtaking his mind. It presents a perfect opportunity for you to bring out the little surprise you’ve been planning for a while.

Unfortunately for you, Prosciutto is not one to enjoy celebrating birthdays. You know his history, the past that hinders his ability to let loose or enjoy himself. You’ve had to ask yourself how to plan a special occasion for someone who wouldn’t want it to be special at all… someone who has been made to believe he’s not special at all.

As you watch your husband work, you start setting up his little cake. A small black forest with just a handful of candles. While not a fan of black forest cake yourself, the thought of seeing his excitement at the treat makes you excited.

His birthday present, however, is something you planned for months. But didn’t purchase the gift until it hit a week before the date, eyeing the planned present over and over whenever you went shopping. The satisfaction of finally buying the item combined with the anticipation of Prosciutto’s reception made my heart flutter. You almost found yourself counting down to the date until it was time.

While the cake was not custom made, you made sure with the bakery that they would carry his favorite flavor in store during the time. But the hardest part had to be keeping it all a secret from your husband. There have never been lies between you two and you didn’t want to start now, instead opting to omit anything that he didn’t need to know. Particularly your meticulously planned birthday gift.

The clock chimes 12 am and Prosciutto still finds himself working, not realizing the state of darkness in the room nor the time having passed the evening. You remember him saying he’d like to take a break after a few hours, and you internally apologize to him for using his work as a distraction to prepare so much.

Stealthily, you male your way to his side, holding up the small cake, the candles lit and the only other source of illumination barring his computer.

Finally, as you stand next to him, the flames in the candle catches his attention.

“Buon compleanno, mio amore,” you say, taking him completely by surprise. “I know, you didn’t want to celebrate your birthday as readily as I do, but I cannot help celebrating the most important person in my life. I’m… so glad you were born, that we met, that I fell in love and have you by my side. You are so special to me… so I hope you will let me be selfish and allow me to celebrate you, even if it’s between just the two of us. Please, make a wish!”

Prosciutto stares at you in awe, not having expected the sweet little speech that you prepared. Speechless, he decides to attempt at making a wish, realizing he doesn’t have many thoughts about wishing other than making a good life for you two. As he blows out the candles, you place the cake on his desk, going to turn on the light and produce a knife.

“Do you want to cut the cake, or should I?”

“Tesoro…” he whispers, his expression somewhat unreadable. Anxiety strikes your heart, making you think perhaps you’d done a little bit too much. Perhaps it was disturbing him while he works and the thought of disappointing him makes you second guess your surprise. “I…”

Prosciutto sighs. You expected him to be somewhat speechless but your heart stole hopes he does not take it as something uncomfortable.

“Thank you,” he says, looking at you and then back at the cake. There is somewhat of an appreciative expression on his face, albeit tired from working. “No one has wished me a happy birthday in this manner before. Pesci has tried in the past but… somehow you make it more special than it ought to be.” He gives an endearing look towards the cake, a mixture of fondness and melancholy that you wish you could turn into a bright beaming smile.

Bringing him his knife you hand it over.

“I’m so relieved. It’s a small tradition that my family once used to do during birthdays. And I reckoned you deserve the same treatment. The cutting is part of it. Would you like to hold it with me?”

You hover the knife over the cake and Prosciutto joins you, allowing you both to slice through the smooth interior easily. When he lets go, you slice another bit of the cake, making a small triangular piece that you hold up to his face. Reluctantly, and with some red appearing on his cheeks, your husband allows you to feed him a bite.

“Happy birthday my darling,” you smile at him, seeing the way he struggles to eat the whole piece, still enjoying the sweet. Unexpectedly, he grabs you by the base of your neck, kissing you in a flash, tasting of chocolate and cherries.

“Grazie, mio amore.”

Just as he’s about to go back to work, though with a big smile on his face, you stop him immediately.

“Pros, you’ve been working for hours, it’s midnight! Plus, you’ve yet to receive your real present.”

“Tch… you went with the hassle of buying a present…”

“Of course I did. You’re my husband. You know how much I love to spoil you rotten.” Your words make an angry yet adorably shy expression appear on his face. But he doesn’t want to allow himself to be flustered by you just yet.

“Oh, and is this present something you will be wearing in our bedroom?” He remembers last year’s gift very well…

Heat creeps to your cheeks just a little bit.

“No, it’s something both of us can enjoy. Now turn this off and come receive it!”

Unable to deny his spouse, Prosciutto turns off his computer, satisfied with the work he did get to finish. You both leave the cake inside the fridge before you pull him into the bedroom.

He waits curiously as you sift through the closet and he’s somewhat impressed he never realized you hid something back there.

“This is your present,” you say, presenting him with a medium-sized basket full of goodies. “I curated a DIY spa day for us. There’s clay masks, sheet masks, even foot masks if you’re into that…” Prosciutto raises an eyebrow. “And toners, moisturizers, lotions, body oils…everything! I thought you could use a little break from work and have a spa day together… just for you to relax. I know work has been busy so I wanted you to have some time to care for yourself.”

Prosciutto picks up some of the goodies, feeling the bath towel and reading some of the mask’s labels with a pleased eye.

He chuckles. “How did I get so lucky? Thank you, my love. You have no idea how much I appreciate this…” He cups your cheek, looking into your eyes with a type of sincerity that is unparalleled to anything you’ve seen on someone else. Prosciutto hasn’t always been good with words but his eyes communicate more of his feelings than he ever could himself. And you feel the relief washing over you knowing he’s more happy with his present than he can say.

This time, you go up to him, giving him a tentative kiss on his cheek, the smile never leaving his face. You think how you would love for him to cage this expression on his face forever, to never let his smile falter...to protect it with everything you have.

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la-principessa-della-squadra · 2 years

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Hello !! I really like the way you write for la squadra— your characterization is one of the best I've ever seen <3

Can I ask for LS having a male member who's loves to playfully flirt/tease them? (Like. hand on leg, bedroom eyes, sitting on their lap the whole nine yards) and is always "omg ur so pretty we should hang out HAHA JUST KIDDING... unless 😏"

HCS- La Squadra with a flirty male!reader

AWWWWWWWWWWWW~ Thank you so much for all your compliments, Troppo buono, troppo buono. lessss goooo

Ghiaccio

Ghiaccio has a high opinion of himself because of his powerful stand and his killing skills in general. He usually works alone because of how invincible his White Album is, so when the two of you have to travel together to reach your next target, You can see He's all tense. He would probably be the one who's driving, in...silence? This is how nervous He is for this mission.

Please, always wear a safety belt when you drive with him cause If You try to break the ice by placing your hands on his knee Ghiaccio would suddenly swerve into the opposite lane and then turn back into the right one. And before you could say anything He would turn all red and the conversation would kinda go like this:

" MA SEI FUORI DI TESTA?! PER POCO NON CI AMMAZZIAMO!! CAZZO!CAZZO!CAZZO! TI SEMBRA IL MOMENTO GIUSTO PER PROVARE UNA COS SIMILE?!"

(ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?! WE ALMOST GOT KILLED! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! WHY DO YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS THE RIGHT TIME TO TRY SOMETHING LIKE THAT")

"Scusa, Scusa, I was just trying to....rompere il Ghiaccio 💙 (break the ice).

"RIFALLO E VEDRAI DOVE TE LO FICCO IL GHIACCIO."

(DO IT AGAIN AND SEE WHAT'S THE NEXT THING I AM GONNA BRAKE.)

" Sorry Ghia, You're so cute when you get angry"

"Z-ZITTO! STA ZITTO PORCA MAD*NNA"

(S-SHUT UP. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!)

Now He's definitely flustered and would repeatedly punch the horn while outrunning the other cars.

Melone

Be careful with this individual. Melone loves when you're flirting cause he's the kind of guy who would flirt back without any problems. Careful, He gets touchy. You could be chilling at the headquarters, sitting on a sofa while waiting for Risotto orders. Melone would be porpusely sit next to you, so you can give him the bedroom eyes stare. Even if you are joking, Melone would slide his gaze all over your body while licking his lips. He could take you right there in front of everyone. Luckily,He tries a more subtle approach. His hand is suddenly on your hip and while he's pulling you closer he whispers:

"Di molto~sei in splendida in forma...non hai fatto uso di alcolici negli ultimi giorni, riesco a sentirlo dalla tua pelle..."

(Di molto~ you're in wonderful shape...you haven't drank alcohol in the last few days, that's why your skin is so soft...)

Before you could process anything of what He said, Melone has slipped his ungloved hand under your t-shirt. When did he remove the glove?! Who knows.

" ...sei stato in missione con Prosciutto, scommetto che hai respirato il suo fumo passivo."

(...You've been on missions with Prosciutto, I bet you've breathed in his secondhand smoke. )

Without any hesitations, He savors your jawline with his tongue. By the way he's gripping your skin, you think he's quite enjoying himself.

"MMH~ Bellissimo~ il sapore è ancora meglio del tatto...il fumo non ha compromesso il tuo sangue!"

( MMH~ Bellissimo~ You taste even better...Passive smoking hasn't affected your blood!)

Melone is very creepy in general and has no hesitation when it comes to get his hands in your body. As we say in Italy "Non svegliare il can che dorme" , Don't poke the bear.

Prosciutto

Another guy who thinks high of himself. He knows He's handsome and charming so your teasing and flirting does not surprise him. However, during missions He is very strict and would probably dismiss or ignoring any of your attempts (In Italy we would say:" ha una scopa nel culo", he has a bug up his ass).

If you try to flirt during a brake or outside of a mission, Prosciutto would smile back at you while puffing the smoke of his cigarette up in the air. After eyeing you with interest he would counter:

" Tch- quante storie per scroccarmi una cena. Immagino nessuno ti abbia mai portato a mangiare in un ristorante decente."

(Tch- You're making a lot of fuss just to scrounge up a nice dinner. I guess no one has ever taken you to a decent restaurant.)

Then He would get closer and offer you a drag from his cigarette.

" Non hai bisogno di riempirmi di moine per uscire con il sottoscritto. Vedi di vestirti bene però. Non ti basterà il tuo bel faccino per entrare dove stiamo andando"

(You have no need to sweet talk yours truly to get a date. Make sure to dress nice tho, your pretty face won't be enough to enter this place .)

If you still haven't take a drag from his cigarette He would cup your chin and stick the filter directly into your mouth.

"Guarda che non ti morde mica. Butta giù.Sii uomo, cazzo."

(it doesn't bite. C'mon. Breath in. Be a man, cazzo)

Illuso

This man is so vain and sleazy. if you flirt with him, He would totally flirt back but He will never take you seriously.

" Certo Amò, io voglio stare in stanza solo con te."

( No problem luv, I will share a room only with you)

If Illuso is REALLY into you, things could escalate quickly when you are alone with him. You could playfully curl your finger around one of his pigtails and He would push/drag you into the nearest mirror and say:

"E adesso cosa hai intenzione di fare la mia puttanella?"

(And now what, my little bitch?)

Formaggio

He's the funniest and the most laid back in the gang. Tell him he's looking cute today and He would be the first to trap you between his arms or on his lap and say:

"Come, Come, Come? Non ho sentito bene, ripeti un po'! "

( what'he say? I couldn't quite catch it)

Try to free yourself and He would hold you tighter until you squirm and repeat what you just said.

Risotto

Flirting with the Capo?! Do you like the taste of your own blood?! Jk. If the two of you are alone, Asking Risotto if you can sit in his lap would make him grin. He would silently invite you to make yourself at home by uncrossing his legs. If you accept his invitation tho, He would warn you:

" Attento Picciotto, non tirare troppo la corda con me. Sono sempre il tuo capo."

(Careful Picciotto, don't push your luck with me. I'm still your boss.)

Pesci

Teasing him is so fun! He's so easily flustered and your compliments makes him blush. He doesn't know how to respond to your flirts. Are you just joking?! Are you ACTUALLY into him!? He's too embarrassed to ask tho.

If the two of you are closer tho, He would actually respond to your compliments with other compliments! They would be really genuine!

"....Grazie! Anche i tuoi capelli ti stanno bene stamattina, c'hai messo il gel o la lacca?"

( ...Thanks! Your hair also looks good. Did you style it with gel or hairspray this morning?)

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aces-sweetheart · 2 years

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through the phone

♥ pairing:risotto x reader, fwb!formaggio x reader but it’s not the main thing??

♡ description: SMUT; If Formaggio can’t fuck you then you’ll find a La Squadra member who can.

♥ warnings/info: sexting, oral (male receiving), sir kink, squirting, rice man nutting on your face god i wish that was me

Glaring at your phone, you read his text for the umpteenth time as if it would make you feel any better.

sorry kitten, futball tonight

Formaggio had the nerve to turn you down when he spent the last week he was away on a mission sexting you like crazy. Every day he’d send at least two nudes and more often than not, he would call you late at night, panting and asking you what you would do to him had he been with you. He wasn’t your boyfriend; the farthest thing from it in fact. You would kill him if you ever dated him; he was a good fuck but an awful romantic partner which is why you two decided to make this arrangement sex-only. Except tonight there was no sex involved for either of you, much to your frustration.

The more you thought about it, the more heated you became. Formaggio was never not horny, he was probably touching himself during the commercials of the game, so you knew he didn’t turn you down due to disinterest. His love for futball was apparently greater than you thought. You would never have guessed he’d turn down fucking for it but it would appear you were wrong. Looking up at the mirror in your room, you looked at the lingerie that covered your body. You’d worn it just for that asshole, sending him pictures of you in and asking if you could come over. Fuck it. You thought; you look good and it’s his loss. You were getting fucked tonight with or without him. Throwing on some clothes, you left your house to search for your next target.

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If Formaggio was busy then you’d go to the next man on your list: Melone. He had made his interest more than apparent with the constant staring and compliments on how loud you were in bed with his teammate. You couldn’t deny that the thought crossed your mind more than once but Formaggio usually took care of you before you could act on it. Tonight was different; you were alone and more importantly you needed to get fucked soon. You entered La Squadra’s base and were surprised by how quiet it was. It was clear Ghiaccio wasn’t there since there was no shrill screaming about various minor inconveniences or his latest pet peeve. You couldn’t hear the sound of Prosciutto trying to mentor Pesci to be a good assassin and “stop being such a little bitch”; nor could you hear Illuso, Sorbet, Gelato, and Melone gambling over a game of cards. Someone had to have been present though since you were buzzed in. If everyone else was gone that left only one other person.

Risotto towered over you and stared with an unreadable expression. “Did you need something Y/N? Formaggio isn’t here.” Just the sound of his voice made you feel weak in the knees; you really were needy. Risotto, ever observant, took notice of your arousal immediately but said nothing. He knew you and Formaggio were fucking; everyone in the squad knew given how loud you two were. The capo couldn’t deny he was a bit curious about your escapades with his fellow assassin. Just going by the loud moans and praises Formaggio let out, only slightly muffled behind the thin walls, you were incredibly talented with your mouth and you loved being bent over and fucked hard. Some nights when the capo was particularly needy, he would recall all the noises you made, mentally blocking out Formaggio’s and replacing them with his own. He’d imagined you in every position; on your back with your legs on his shoulders, on your hands and knees with your face pushed down into the mattress, you on your knees pleading for his cum. The last one was his favorite to imagine when he came. He longed to see your beautiful face covered in his cum, smiling as you licked it off your lips. Unbeknownst to him, you were having similar thoughts in that very moment. You wrapped your arms under your breast subtly so your cleavage was more visible, lace bra just barely peeking out of your v-neck. He followed the movement with his eyes and looked at your face, his bottom lip between his teeth. The tension between you two was palpable.

“You could say I need something capo.”

does your offer still stand?

That bastard had the audacity to message you while you were getting pounded into the mattress. He had no way of knowing that his very own capo was balls deep in you but you were pissed at him for breaking your focus regardless. If you were being honest, this was the best sex you’ve ever had and you weren’t sure if you could go back to him after this. Risotto’s cock stretched you in a way Formaggio’s never could. His thrusts were deeper and his grip on your body, whether it be your breasts or neck or thighs, was tighter and more assertive. The way his tongue ran up and down your folds and his lips latched onto your clit had your hips bucking uncontrollably. His fingers pressed into your spot with precision and just the right amount of force; he managed to make you squirt within minutes of fingering you. Formaggio only managed that after nearly an hour of foreplay and fucking. The way the capo made you feel tonight was infinitely greater than the dozens of times you fucked his underling.

“Is the sex that bad you’re getting distracted?” He asked as he stilled his hips, cock resting inside of you. Even if you said yes, he knew it was far from true. You two had been going at it for what felt like hours and he quickly learned you were insatiable. He wasn’t sure if it was due to you being pent up or if you were always this horny but it seemed like only seconds would go by after your orgasms before you were back on him, begging for him to fuck you or to let you suck his cock. Your submissiveness made itself known fairly early on too. When he accidentally pushed you too hard to the bed at first, the moan you let out told him you were going to be left with more than a few bruises tonight. He smirked at the thought of Formaggio seeing them tomorrow.

“N-no,” you tried to collect your thoughts but your mind was hazy, “My phone went off but it’s not important.” You wiggled your hips and tried to coax him back into moving but stopped when his large hands gripped your hips, warning you not to move a muscle without his permission.

“It must be pretty important if he’s double texting.” Risotto saw the second text come in and couldn’t help but tease you a little. You glanced at your phone and rolled your eyes at the is that a no? and went to toss it when his wrist enclosed yours. You let him take the phone out of your hands and open the camera app. You quickly caught on to what he was up to and nodded your consent. He gave you a soft kiss on the forehead, something you wouldn’t expect from such a fearsome man, then pulled back to begin recording.

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“Fuck! Please Sir!” You never called him siir, Formaggio thought bitterly as he watched you take his capo’s cock on the small screen of his phone. As angry as he was, he was hypnotized by the sight of your ass cheeks rippling with each slap of his thighs against them. It was a sight that was familiar to him but he wasn’t used to only watching and not being the one to feel your wet pussy. Risotto’s hand landed harshly against your ass and you nearly screamed, your head falling onto the mattress. Your moans were barely muffled but that’s just what you and Risotto wanted; you wanted the other man to hear exactly what he was missing.

The commercial break ended and the announcer began to commentate on the last round of the game but the assassin wasn’t paying attention. The video ended and he fought with himself to shove his hands in his pants. Instead he took a few deep breaths and closed his eyes, trying to will away his erection and hopefully focus on the game rather than how he wanted nothing more than to be the one inside of you at that moment. It worked for a few minutes; his team scored a goal, leaving the opposing team only one point ahead. He may not be able to fuck you tonight but at least his team might win. His eyes darted across the screen as the ball was passed from player to player. At the last second, a member of the opposing team intercepted it and began to kick it to the other side of the field. Just as the player was about to aim for the goal, his phone lit up again. Against his better judgement he unlocked it and opened the latest video.

Clearly Risotto was still holding the phone as you were now kneeling between his legs. Your mouth prettily stretched out around his massive length and though you had difficulty taking him, you managed to get all the way down once. You immediately pulled back and breathed heavily as strands of saliva connected your lips to the flushed head of his cock. You looked at the camera with teary eyes and smiled before taking him back into your mouth.

“Good kitten, you’re taking Sir’s cock so well,” Risotto’s voice came from behind the camera, “right here.” He said as he placed two of his fingers against the side of your throat where his cock was pressing against. You choked slightly but kept going, desperate to make him cum. It didn’t take more than a few more seconds of you sucking him off for him to pull you off with a tight grip in your hair. His fingers moved from your hair to his cock and he stroked it until he came with a loud grunt. The camera closely captured how each spurt of cum landed on your face, strand after strand coating your skin while you took it all with a serene smile. He knew you loved cum; you didn’t care where it was as long as it was somewhere in or on you. Risotto moved the camera closer as your tongue poked out from behind your lips to lick off the cum on your lips. The video ended with you making eye contact with the camera causing Formaggio to let out a groan. His eyes traveled back to the TV and the results of the game showed on the screen. Not only did he have to deal with his straining cock by himself but on top of that his team lost. His head hit the back of the couch and he let out a frustrated groan.

I really fucked up tonight.

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soupbabe · 2 years

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Hi can I order La squadra meeting a male shark mermaid that’s like huge and very intimidating but he’s like really nice when you get to know him?

All I can think about is la squadra having this giant shark man in their bathtub that they would have to eventually buy a kiddie pool for

Have a nice day/night!!

Can We Keep Him? (La Squadra + Male! Mershark! Reader)

The team finds a merman in their bathtub.

Please I love this shsjsn I love doing x creature readers/characters sm,,,also my bad if this is more Pesci and Formaggio centered 😅😅

Loud banging can be heard on the bathroom door, "Pesci! Get your ass out of there, come on!" Prosciutto's voice boomed from the outside, causing the younger man to squeak in surprise. You peered out from the bathtub and merely squeaked back, fluttering your gills in oblivious delight. "I'll- I'll be right out big bro...!" An annoyed groan could be heard followed by Prosciutto's footsteps.

Pesci quickly started pacing back and forth in front of the bathtub, anxiously murmuring to himself, only to be stopped by a splash of water in his direction. He turned his head towards the merman in the base's bathtub. "You need something?" In response you only chirped and pointed to the door, tilting your head in the process. Pesci looked toward the door, "No, you can't leave yet..it's too soon for the others to see you."

It was then a man with a grey buzzcut appeared seemingly out of thin air right behind Pesci, "See what?"

On instinct, Pesci screamed and quickly punched him in the gut. "Oh my god, Formaggio! Ho-how did you get in!?" The said man stayed hunched over laughing, only looking up once your much deeper laughter joined in. "I heard you talkin', got curious, and sneaked in under the door. Who's this guy?" Formaggio carefully stepped towards you and dark, fishy eyes met his own. Pesci gave a nervous laugh, "That's Y/n...I found him at a site on this hit I went on and he wouldn't leave me alone.. He's harmless though don't worry!" Formaggio glanced back at you and smirked, which gave him a sharp tooth smile in return. "I guess Sharkboy is kinda cute. Like a dog." Pesci nodded, "See! I couldn't just leave him by himself!"

As the two men were talking, they failed to notice the sound of Risotto picking the lock on the bathroom door with the rest of the team behind him. The Capo's gruff voice interrupted them, "What's going on here?" Immediately both men tried to block his view of the bathtub, but your dark tail peaked out from the rim. Illuso scoffed, "We aren't stupid, you know. Did you smuggle in a fish?" Prosciutto and Ghiaccio groaned, "All this bullshit for a fish? Really?" Ghiaccio was in the doorway before you quickly jumped up and spit water at him, landing not so gracefully back in the tub, splashing everyone close to you.

Melone and Risotto pushed through Formaggio and Pesci to see you staring back at them. Risotto's stern gaze made you put on a glare of your own and puff your chest out in response. "A merman?" Melone mused, he leaned in closer to examine your features. You mimicked his actions, soon becoming nose to nose with him. Melone's lips quirked into a smile and you followed, making him hum in amusement. Soon enough he pulled away and looked up at his capo. "He's cute, can we let him stay for a while longer?" Ghiaccio wiped off his lenses, his frustration evident in his voice. "Are you fucking kidding me? We can't afford to keep a merman! He already takes up the entire bathroom!" Although you couldn't quite grasp what the blue-haired man was saying, his tone and expressions toward you were enough to make you hiss and spit even more water at him.

"You little shit-! " Ghiaccio was quickly held back by Sorbet and Gelato, who observed the situation with amusement. Nervously, Pesci made eye contact with Risotto. "..But can we? He's actually harmless! I promise! I met him on a mission and he just wouldn't let me go and-" "Fine." The capo continued, "But he's your responsibility. Anything he does will be your problem. All I ask of you is that you get him out of the bathroom." For a moment Pesci paused, taking time for the goth's words to sink in. Formaggio playfully jabbed his teammate, "I'll help too! Give me a minute too, I think I already have something in my room for Sharkboy!"

Just as quick as he left, Formaggio came back dragging a bright blue kiddie pool. "Haha! There it is!" You peered around the men to look at the plastic tub, the bright hues alluring you the most. Formaggio smiled and puffed out his chest, "How ya like it, big guy?" You cooed at the gift and your gills fluttered. Illuso and Melone took a closer inspection of the duct-taped covered pool.

Melone's lips went into a firm line, "While I guess this is okay for now, I won't let him stay in this forever. The dear needs something that doesn't smell like shit." Illuso almost gagged, "Dear God, Formaggio. Do you ever clean this thing?" The man in question only gave a half-hearted shrug, "I just been using this as a place to store my dirty clothes." Prosciutto glared at Formaggio, "You're revolting.."

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privitivium · 4 months

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yan, jealous prosciutto x m reader

ive never hyperfixated over prosciutto before. this is new! might be a little unintelligble, wrote in one sitting - apologies!

no nsfw besides very end - kissing, he pushes ice into your mouth.

Out and about, as a sort of celebration.. of sorts. After successfully carrying out a mission, banding together as per usual - the rowdier men of the group had whooped and pleaded.. leaving you, your partner, and his brother held up at the bar..

"Mhmm.." You hum, suspiciously, eyeing the crowds with your hand placed on Prosciutto's hip without concern of anyone seeing. You were a little ditzy, you can admit that.. but you still get the job done - no matter if it's showing someone a good time or assassinating someone with the help of your companions.. you pull away from holding Prosciutto - scooting down the bar and glancing at Pesci before flagging down one of the two bartenders and kindly ordering a drink. A sort of lemonade, you ordered..

"Here, try this." You slide the glass toward the confused green-haired man, grinning cheekily. "Y'look all sad without a drink!" You pat him on the back, chuckling under your breath when you hear him yelp over the speakers. "Drinking water is perfectly fine, but having a little tasty thing is pretty good too.." you nod. Pesci warily eyes the drink - "Don't let anyone bully you about your tastes.." You tell him, hand on his shoulder as if a father lecturing - glazing over his expression. "Especially your brother.." You glance at the aforementioned warily - jokingly, for good measure, who merely scoffs, looking away and taking a sip from his short glass.

"It is just toughening him up.." Prosciutto remarked lowly, a dangerous edge to his voice as he glances at you at the corner of his eye. "In this world.. I thought you of all people would understand that."

"A-Ahaha.. it's all in good fun, you know? My big bro knows best, i take his advice to heart.." Pesci cracked a grin, at ease - you were the one that didn't make fun of him really.. it was hard not to feel so comfortable - especially, knowing his brothers' feelings about you after they accidentally slipped from the blond.. knowing, that he could be your in-law.. made him a little giddy..

"You here by yourself?" She questions, pulling her hair out of her face and tucking it neatly behind her ear. Cut to an hour later - the gang spread out and the trio of the brothers and yourself splitting with a promise of you going back to them after just one little dance.. when you came back, they were no where to be seen - and now, sitting at the bar like a ruffed up outlaw starring in a hit midwest 80s movie, drinking your Shirley Temple when a young woman saunters up to your side and strikes up conversation..

"No, on official business." You wave off, chuckling. cracking a grin and immediately giving away your serious facade. "I'm here with my friends.. they're all here somewhere." You swivel around, swirling your drink lazily as you gesture out into the crowds. "Oh, yeah? No.. girlfriend? What's your type, hm?" Her voice slurs, and you realize how incredibly bad she was at trying to be subtle. Was she even trying??

"Pretty people." You tell her, lifting your glass and bowing your head. The face of a brooding blond coming to mind..

"Am.. I pretty?" She tilts her head, and you narrow your eyes at her.. she was.. you suppose. Pleasing to look at.. her makeup not smudged, done up cleanly in some sort of style you couldn't recognize with her hair straightened and pulled back..

"You.. you're pretty alright.." You reach over, patting her on the shoulder briefly followed by a lame shrug - before immediately slipping off your chair and trying to locate the bathroom - emptying out your drink faster than you had anticipated.. a glimpse of bright blond that turned green in the blue flashing lights catches your eye - Prosciutto! You wave out to him wildly before hastily retreating into the facilities in the dark corner..

Another what, thirty minutes? Spending that in the bathroom, cleaning yourself up and merely admiring the graffiti on the walls.. you came back to the bar where you last saw a glimpse of your partner..

Hrm.. where did Prosciutto go? They were always sticking together, him and Pesci.. and you find the aforementioned man, hanging out with Risotto. Whining, as you question your leader on Prosciutto's whereabouts.. him, barely responding, but otherwise telling you to stay with them for a little bit.. with no Prosciutto? Augh.. no way, man.. questioning the rest, and getting no luck. It was especially surprising with Pesci, not knowing.. hrmm..

Then, moving onto strangers.. you ask several strangers if they had seen a blond man in a suit leave, repeatedly, before a kind, boisterous person steps up with the truth and points you to the door, hollering over the speakers blasting music that'd make you wanna raveㅡ"Went that way! With some chick!"

... uh huh... a little suspicious, but not too suspicious. After checking thoroughly in the crowds and your spread out companions, nothing.. as the crowds were mainly full of people with dark colored hair.. you decide to try your luck and follow the stranger's directions - wanting your partner, and only him in that moment.. you were rather an emotional person, when it comes to drinking.. wanting to be by your partner and all.. his presence soothes you, in a way. You'd think that's normal.. walking.. and walking down the winding alleyways, you would say you're a few blocks away now.. where could he be? You shake your plastic cup of iced soda, taking a sip.. You.. probably got lost.. turned around, like an idiot you berate yourself for being. And-oh. Not to worry. That familiar silhouette.. and the smoke lingering in the air as you grew near. It was so quiet.. soft whimpers could be heard.

"Prosciutto?" You hear your voice - and it sounds weirdly small, as if you couldn't control your tone.. were you scared? No. Couldn't be. You were certain that it was him in the shadows, no reason to be hesitant.. as you slowly sip on your cold drink, shuffling forward in mere curosity and the sight of Grateful Dead hovering over a body on the pavement - holding onto one of their limbs before they began crumbling. Their voice was.. almost nonexistent if not for the gentle gasps of air filling the silence..

"Still pretty?" He murmurs bitterly, glancing up at you from his cool leaning against the dampened brick wall.. inhaling briefly from his cigarette; the burning tobacco illuminating his face, apathetic, before crumbling away. He appears to be waiting for a reaction.. his jaw clenches, and he pinches the cigarette in his fingers, flicking it away - the old woman's still crumbling body a reminder of who she was and what she was doingㅡ

".. still pretty." You clarify, stepping over the body of the young women who was chatting you up just a few moments ago.. lifting your hand and gently placing your palm along his jaw.. slowly guiding his face to yours - ".. very pretty." You smiled cheekily - sly, and in an attempt to flirt with your partner, you wink and end up accidentally blinking in your attempt to be suave. Ahem. Prosciutto reaches out, no warning - and you realize what was in his other hand. A glass cup he had taken from the bar, luring the woman away.. ice.

His freezing cold hand wraps around the back of your neck - roughly bringing you inward to himㅡand he desperately presses his lips against yours, his lips are so cold.. was that an ice cube?? Being pressed into your mouth.. His tongue is cold! The taste of tobacco hitting your lips distracts you, and you eagerly press forward - lips parting completely and practically giving each other mouth to mouth while a body withers away - messily slurping on ice and sharing a few cubes with one another... you couldn't find it in you to feel remorseful as you were liplocking with a rather serious and intimidating man; you would be distracted to if under the influence and then pulled into a heated kiss.. right?.. Hmm.. yes, this is very much a pleasant surprise, however. Trying to find the person you often bugged around the base and was partly infatuated with, just to see him torturing the woman you had made pleasant conversation with.. argh.. are your pants getting tigher?

#jojo =͟͟͞͞★#prosciutto x male reader #prosciutto jojo #dom male reader #top male reader #x dom male reader #x top male reader

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anxious-changeling · 2 years

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Masterlist

GN Monster!Reader x La Squadra

GN Witch!Reader x Familiar!Crusaders (-Joseph)

Monster!Risotto, Jolyne, and Josuk8 taking a lazy day with Monster!Reader

Fem!Cat Lady Reader who lets Avdol and Kakyoin meet her cats!

Random La Squadra HCs I Found In Our Art Book

La Squadra x Lizard Folk!Reader HCs

Clumsy GN Monster!Reader is inflicked with a minor curse and has to be cared for by Monster!Hot Pants, Bruno, and Yukako.

Jonathan, Kira, Mikitaka, and Gwess Cuddle their S/O Who’s Had a Bad Day

La Squadra with a Platonic Male S/O Who Happens to Haunt Them on the Side

Centaur!Jonathan, Weather Report, and Diego Confess to Centaur!Reader

Monster!Narancia, Ghiaccio, and Josuke x F!Monster!Reader Who Cries Easily

Foo Fighters, Jotaro, and Diego Finding out their Boyfriend, M!Monster!Reader, is Famous!

Cat Hybrid!Kira HCS

General Moody Blues Hcs

Cat Hybrid! Doppio & Diavolo Hcs

M!Reader Takes in an Orphaned Kitten with Jonathan, Abbachio, and Anasui helping out.

Where Bruno, Jolyne, and Caesar would confess their feelings

GN!Reader confessing how much Weather Report, Johnny, and Bruno mean to them.

Prosciutto, Vanilla Ice, and Risotto get to see another side to their sweet s/o who likes to play with their prey.

What N’Doul, Formaggio, and Diego collect (goodies, souvenirs, etc.)

JoJo’s as Cat Hybrids (-Josuke and Giorno)

Weather Report, Jolyne, Jotaro, and Kakyoin with a fem!S/O who has anxiety and a stand.

How Avdol, Foo Fighters, and Straizo would deal with someone misgendering you on accident vs on purpose.

Where’d DIO, AC/DC, and Tonio would take you to eat on a date

Cat Hybrid S/O (got turned by a stand) and Gwess, Diavolo, and Hot Pants’s reactions.

An Interesting Question with an Even More Interesting Answer (Gyjo x DinoPants)

Monster!Reader Enjoys Fall with Monster!Rohan, Johnny, and Joseph

Fluffy Moments With Foo Fighters, Jonathan, and Ghiaccio

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#jojos’s bizzare adventure #jojo’s bizzare adventure hcs #jojos bizarre adventure #Jojo bizarre adventure hcs #jjba #jjba hc

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abbacchiosbelt · 3 years

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La Squadra | Vento Aureo Mobile Masterlist Part 2 ✂️

La Squadra [General Tag]

La Squadra

Chilling With La Squadra

Waking Up Naked F!Teammate

Hybrid Headcanons

Drives Me Wild - Werewolf!La Squadra x F!Reader [Not SFW, Fic]

Powerlifter S/O

Going To a Nude Beach With Their S/O

S/O Getting a Tattoo Inspired By Them

Male S/O Who Prefers Intercrural Sex

Being Dommed By Their Partner

Reaction to Strong-willed Teammate Breaking Down

Reactions to a ‘Motherly’ Teammate

Hot Springs Headcanons

S/O Who is Vocal In Bed

Sleeping/Messing Around In Front of the Others

Touched Starved S/O

Helping S/O Get Over an Ended Friendship

S/O Making a Cute Noise When Scared

Tall BF Who Loves to Cuddle

New Member w/Pokemon

Teammate Streaking w/Melone Reactions

Getting Caught Masturbating by His Crush

S/O Laughing at Stupid Shit

Risky Performer S/O

Bug Collector S/O

Wedding Headcanons

New Teammate Corrupting Pesci

Phone Sex Challenge

Skydiving Headcanons

First Time Having Sex [General]

Reacting to S/O Squirting

Emotional & Pregnant S/O

S/O Calls Them Daddy Unexpectedly

Newborn Baby Headcanons

Make Up Sex

Getting Caught Having Sex

Fluffy Relationship Headcanons

Eating Out Their S/O for the First Time

Getting Their Pubic Area Waxed

Partner Asking to See Their Dick

Chubby GF Headcanons

Who would they choose to be in a threesome with?

Fave Places to Have Sex

With a Monster Wife

Big Chungus Text

Taking Revenge on Cioccolata [Fic]

La Squadra Confessions

Risotto Nero

Spicy Text with His S/O

Another Spicy Text with His S/O

Yandere Tarot Cards [The Devil]

Spanking Headcanons

“I wish you would just let me have you.”

Pegging Headcanons

In Care Of - Prosciutto x F!Reader x Risotto - [Not SFW, Dub Con, Commission, Fic]

Edging Headcanons

S/O That Likes Being Choked & Spanked

Making A Sex Tape with His S/O

Cockwarming Headcanons

(Just Risotto) Wedding Headcanons

Proposal Headcanons

Incubus Risotto Headcanons

Sweet Spot - Risotto x OC (Falcone) - [Not SFW, Commission, Fic]

As We Believed - Mer!Risotto x GN!Reader - [Not Sfw, Fic]

Booty Opinions

Heavy Metal - Risotto Nero x Reader - [Fluff, Drabble]

RizDop NSFW Headcanons

Domming His Shy F!S/O

Witch!S/O’s Familiar

Foodplay Headcanons

Poly BruRiz Headcanons

Illuso/Risotto/Prosciutto Threesome Headcanons

With a Shy M!S/O

Pet Play Headcanons

Full - Risotto x F!Reader - [Not SFW, Fic]

Need - Risotto - [Not SFW, Solo Masturbation to F!S/O, Fic]

NSFW Alphabet Part 1

NSFW Alphabet Part 2

NSFW Alphabet Part 3

Fluff Alphabet

Sexual Experience

Flirting Headcanons

General Headcanons

With an Autistic S/O

Sturdy - Sub!Risotto x Dom!Reader [Not sfw, fic. Fornophilia, BDSM relationship.]

Risotto Confessions

Formaggio

Spicy Text with His S/O

“I heard you were feeling sick, so I made you some soup.”

“Just give in to me, love.”

Booty Opinions

Flirting Headcanons

Sexual Experience

Formaggio Confessions

Illuso

Threesome With Melone & Illuso Headcanons

Illuso/Risotto/Prosciutto Threesome Headcanons

Dom Headcanons

Stained and Shattered - Illuso - [General, Backstory Fic]

Fluff Alphabet

Fluffy & NSFW Headcanons

Illuso Confessions

Pesci

Dear Heart - Pesci x F!Reader [Fluff, Pregnancy, Commission, Fic]

General Headcanons

With a Flirtatious S/O

Pesci Confessions

Prosciutto

Funny & Fluffy Text With His S/O

Sickness for the Thiccness

Detailed Prosciutto Headcanons

Spanking Headcanons

Daddy Kink!Prosciutto Headcanons

In Care Of - Prosciutto x F!Reader x Risotto - [Not SFW, Dub Con, Commission, Fic]

Edging Headcanons

Making A Sex Tape with His S/O

Cockwarming Headcanons

“Your nipples are so sensitive today.“

Aftercare Headcanons

See You Again - Prosciutto x Shae - [Not SFW, Commission, Fic]

Show Off - Prosciutto x Reader - [Suggestive, Fic]

S/O Who Wears a lot of Skirts

Vampire!S/O - Drabble

Illuso/Risotto/Prosciutto Threesome Headcanons

Just Like That - Prosciutto x F!Reader x Melone - [Not SFW, Cuckolding, Fic]

Anything For You - Prosciutto x F!Reader - [Not SFW, Daddy Kink, Fic]

NSFW Alphabet

Sexual Experience

Flirting Headcanons

Disregard - Prosciutto x F!Reader - [Not SFW, Fic]

Prosciutto Confessions

Melone

Non-Sexual Age Regression Drabble

With a Chubby S/O

Threesome w/Ghiaccio

Tag Generator Prompt

Coming Untouched - Melone x F!Reader - [Not SFW, Fic]

“So, do you want your underwear back?“

Making A Sex Tape with His S/O

Witch!S/O’s Familiar

What does he smell like?

Threesome With Melone & Illuso Headcanons

Process - Android!Melone x GN!Reader [Fluff, Angst, Fic]

Lazy Morning Cuddles

Just Like That - Prosciutto x F!Reader x Melone - [Not SFW, Cuckolding, Fic]

Pet Play Headcanons

Flirting Headcanons

NSFW Alphabet Part 1

NSFW Alphabet Part 2

Fluff Alphabet

Melone Confessions

Ghiaccio

"Are you wearing my sweater?”

Threesome w/Melone

Yandere Tarot Cards [Death]

S/O Insecure About Her Flat Chest

Edging Headcanons

“Are you my secret admirer, the one that’s been sending me all the flowers and notes?”

Body Language - Ghiaccio x F!Plus Size Reader - [Not SFW]

S/O Wearing Cat Lingerie

Temperature Play Headcanons

NSFW Alphabet Part 1

NSFW Alphabet Part 2

Fluff Alphabet

Date Headcanons

Ghiaccio Confessions

Sorbet & Gelato

Yandere Tarot Cards [The Devil, The Star, Temperance]

Control Yourself - Sorbet x Gelato x F!Reader [Not SFW, Non Con, Fic]

Pet Play Headcanons

Sorbet Confessions

Gelato Confessions

Sorbet & Gelato Confessions

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tenthgrove · 3 years

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Request : la squadra finding out their new teammate is a woman who pretended to be a man because she was tired of being abused, underestimated, looked down on and treated like an object just because of her gender.

Lady (Looks Like A Dude On Purpose)

La Squadra x Reader, Platonic/Romantic, SFW

Formaggio- Being so loud and occasionally a little intrusive, you were probably very wary of Formaggio when you first joined. Never having had a female teammate before, he tends to treat all new members like one of the lads. His endless questions about your life until this point definitely keep you on your toes, and you nearly slip up with your answers more than once. Finding out the truth certainly has him flustered, but once the shock has faded, he doesn't really treat you any different. At the end of the day, you're still the same person he befriended.

Illuso- He actually came very close to discovering the truth about you while snooping around in the mirror world. While there in your room, he found a chest binder you had left lying on the dresser. Still, he ended up assuming you were probably a trans-masculine person, and outing you on something like that is too shitty even for Illuso's standards. When he learns what is actually going on he feels a little dumb for not considering this possibility, but is still glad he didn't tell anyone about it as you still probably never would have forgiven him.

Prosciutto- Having been in Passione a very long time, he knows full well it's not the best place to be as a woman. When he sees how passionate you are on the issue whenever it comes up, he can do nothing but sympathise. When the truth comes out he is angered to know that you would keep a secret like this from your famiglia, but reminds himself that you're both aware of the risk you would have taken by outing yourself as a woman before this. He lets you know he respects your decision to live as a man, and will make sure the rest of the team does soon.

Pesci- Keeping such a massive secret from the people you were living with naturally made you quite anxious around the team, anxiety Pesci mistook for a kindred spirit. You quickly became friends and felt safe around Pesci due to his somewhat meek behaviour. More than once, you almost confessed to him that you were a woman but chickened out of it. It was him who got the dominoes falling that led to you being caught out- you were injured on a mission with him. He naturally took you back to the team to be treated and being unconscious, you were unable to protest as they removed your shirt to take a look at your wounds. Pesci feels guilty. If only he had been stronger, he could have saved you from being injured and then your secret never would have gotten out.

Melone- Following on from the mission with Pesci, he was the one who actually saw the truth first. Being the medic of the team he was tending to your wounds and thought nothing of undoing your shirt to take a better look at them. He really didn't mean to make such a big deal, but his shocked gasp brought the others over and then they saw it too. After the event he is one of the more curious about your situation, eager to know about your experience and how you managed to pass so well as a man for so long. He helps you talk through the pros and cons of keeping up the act versus going back to your authentic presentation. If you do decide to go back to dressing feminine (whether just around the base or outside of it too) he'll be happy to help you with rebuilding your wardrobe.

Ghiaccio- Personally, he doesn't see this as much of a big deal. Sure, you lied to them, but it was a practical decision and it's not like you, for instance, lied about your stand power or something. What gender you are doesn't matter to Ghiaccio. All he cares about is that you're not an asshole and you're good enough at your job to not be a problem to him. As long as those two conditions are filled, you're fine in his books. In the early days after you're discovered when everyone won't shut up about it, he yells at them until they do. Even if he says he's only doing it because he's tired of listening to them, you appreciate the gesture.

Risotto- After the whole fiasco with Pesci and Melone discovering you had female parts, Risotto sits you down for a chat. He knows that there are several reasons you might have hidden this from them, ranging from having a genuinely male gender identity to a well-misplaced trust of how the men in Passione may treat a female comrade. However, there's also a possibility you were lying about your identity for something nefarious, which is why it's important he clears the truth up now. Once Risotto is satisfied with your innocence, he expresses disappointment that you would continue to hold secrets from your team this long into being with them, but ultimately understands. He respects if you want to keep living as a man in front of the rest of Passione, and appreciates this would probably be the safest option, at least for now.

Sorbet and Gelato- They were onto you for a while before you got outed after that mission. Call them paranoid but they like to do some extra digging into teammates' pasts when they first join, before they welcome them into their friendship group. They found a few pictures and letters that definitely raised an eyebrow, but ultimately they didn't share what they found with the team because everything else they discovered checked out with the story you gave them. When the team discovers it for themselves they are quick to defend you. At the end of the day, you have to put your survival first and you were doing what you thought you had to to keep yourself safe. If anything, it just proofs how smart you are. Just think how good you'll be on undercover missions.

#la squadra #la squadra di esecuzione #la squadra x reader #formaggio #formaggio x reader #illuso #illuso x reader #prosciutto #prosciutto x reader #pesci #pesci x reader #melone #melone x reader #ghiaccio #ghiaccio x reader #risotto nero #risotto nero x reader #sorbet and gelato #sorbet and gelato x reader

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writing-gifts · 3 years

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both sides of the viewfinder chp. 1

adult film star!bruno x afab!reader (they are also gn)

this is 18+ content

summary: Bruno's interested in you and you're interested in him. It's only a matter of time.

chapter 1 || chapter 2 || chapter 3 || chapter 4

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A/N: okay so this is gonna be 3 chapters. the last chapter’s smut, but there’s pretty suggestive stuff happening in the 2nd chapter

i did research for this and wanted to try to make it more on the realistic side but there's always the chance that i messed up somewhere, so if you wanna point it out go ahead. it'll be good to know for the future!

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This wasn't your first time filming for sex work but you felt a little out of your element. The studio that recently hired you was much bigger than what you were used to and considering that you were mainly doing freelance work before, this made everything feel much more professional and serious. Their work had to be highly produced.

"--We aren’t super strict about that, but you should definitely tell me before you go anywhere."

Right now, you were being given a quick tour by one of the people you'd be working with--the Director of Photography. Jocelyn was pretty much your manager and would be giving you most of the orders.

You continue to follow behind her as she continues to show you around. But you couldn't help eyeing the high quality lights and cameras you pass as she talked though. The equipment must have been worth a lot.

Once she has finished showing you around, she leads you back to the set filled with the crew that you passed earlier.

You listen closely as she goes over the details of the film.

"This will be the room where the main scene will take place. Today we will have you operating one of the stationary cameras, but since you’ve done stuff like this before I decided to let you do it without someone breathing down your neck. Just follow my orders."

You like the woman already. "Thank you."

"The shoot will start in--" she checks her watch, "--about an hour. Today is just filming for you but you know you’ll be doubling up as a runner when necessary. We might also have you help with other tasks while you work here too."

You nod to show you understand.

She smiles, "If you have any questions don't be afraid to ask me or any of your co-workers. Try to avoid asking the director though…."

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You adjust the headphones on your head as you stand in front of the camera you'd be in charge of today.

Working it should be simple enough since you didn't have to actually move. You just needed to make sure it stayed in focus so they had more options when it came to angles.

About 10 minutes later, the two actors starring today show up dressed in fairly nice clothes that they wouldn't be wearing for too long. One of them seemed quite friendly with everyone. He must be pretty popular you think.

Before you can recede to your thoughts, you recognize him.

Is that Bruno Bucciarati?

You quickly confirm that it is and turn your body away from him and towards the camera, as if doing that would hide you. You weren't necessarily a stan but you did follow him on social media. And perhaps you did subscribe to his OnlyFans. And there's a good chance you paid money for some of his work.

It wasn't your fault that he was one of the few male stars you found attractive!

You shake your head. This was work. Don't get starstruck.

Luckily, it doesn't take you long to get distracted with the camera. You rarely get to operate such expensive equipment like this so you find yourself looking at all it had to offer.

While you neglect socializing with the people you would be working with from now on, someone comes up to you.

"You look so focused."

Your eyes widen from the sudden voice and you pull down your headphones as you look to the side. "Oh sorry--" When you see who it is the rest of your statement dies in your throat.

However, Bruno isn't deterred by your abrupt stop. "You must be the new camera person."

You stare a second too long before nodding.

He holds out a hand and you have to calm your shaking one before reaching out and grabbing his. His hand was really warm.

“Nice to meet you, my name's Bruno Bucciarati."

"I'm ____. I've actually seen some of your work before! You really are as handsome as in the videos."

Even though you're straight-faced, you were regretting what you just said. It was a simple compliment but what if it was too much? His looks did astound you though, there was no denying it. And you really didn't understand how he managed to pull off that haircut.

You smile to ease the tension within yourself and Bruno returns it. Whether it was genuine or out of politeness you didn't know, but it helps you relax.

"Thank you," he says.

“Okay everyone get in your damn places! We’ll be starting soon!”

Your brows raise at the director’s choice of words.

Bruno turns back to you. "Well, let's do our best to get through this."

You nod and watch him walk towards the bed where his co-star is waiting, and the director immediately starts going over what he wants the two of them to do once he’s there.

You decide to do a quick second check on your camera to make sure everything is still working properly before waiting patiently for the director to start.

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Between some cuts and breaks, filming’s done about 6 hours later. You’d been informed about the typical work time so you weren't surprised. The porn from this studio was highly produced, with a few “amateur” looking works thrown in, so it was the norm. But this was the longest you had worked on one film. So depending on how particular the director was, you would need to be prepared to do at least several hours of filming when behind the camera.

You rub your eyes. It's only 4 pm but you're yearning for your bed. You could only imagine how tired the actors were.

Right after you turn off the camera, Jocelyn calls you over.

"You did well today and looks like you don't need any serious training. Good job!" she praises.

You guessed you passed the new hire "test". That gave you a bit of an energy boost and you can't help the smile on your face.

While you remove the camera from its tripod, you begin to retreat to your mind. And of course, your mind wanders to a certain actor.

Bruno was good at what he did. Really good. And the other actor seemed to genuinely enjoy working with him too. For a second, you wonder what it's like.

You glance up and accidentally make eye contact with a now fully clothed Bruno. The man walks towards you and even though you had watched him just have sex for multiple hours, you feel nervous.

“What’s up?” you ask when he's close enough.

"Nothing. I like to check up on newcomers, but you must have worked in this field for a while since they usually tend to have some hang ups."

"Uh yea. I've been doing stuff like this for awhile. Good work today by the way."

"Same with you. It was long but things went as smoothly as they could."

You nod in agreement and finish folding up the tripod. “They did, but honestly that one position you were in looked super uncomfortable! Is your back okay?”

The man laughs. “I'll be fine. That was pretty tame to be fair.”

“Wow, you must be super fit or flexible then...” You notice your coworkers walking off with equipment and decide its best to end the conversation so you can follow them. "Oh, I need to put away this stuff. Thanks for checking up on me though!"

Bruno smiles at you and you scurry off with the camera and the tripod.

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You'd been here a week so far. Each day varied with things to do and you never really knew what you'd exactly be working on until you got to the studio.

For today you had a list of various tasks but the first one was conducting a pre-shoot interview with the actors for the porn being shot in an hour.

You look through the viewfinder at the two men sitting on the couch. You were already recording but the interview hadn't started just yet.

“It’s been awhile since I've done an interview so bear with me...” you mumble while going over the questions in your head.

“No pressure ____,” Bruno says.

The man doesn't seem bothered but Prosciutto, on the other hand, isn’t as laid back.

“You should at least have a list of questions prepared,” the blonde says.

"Yep right here!" You pull out a piece of paper from your pocket. From the list you could tell this collaboration had been long requested by their fans.

“I did my best to remember it but just in case…” You place the paper on a surface out of view.

You readjust the camera on your shoulder before speaking again. “Okay, let's start with names you say.”

You focus the camera on Bruno. You wish you had a tripod, but they were insistent on having you walk around with the damn thing to make it feel more “personal”.

"I’m Bruno Bucciarati."

You then turn the camera to focus on Prosciutto.

"I’m Prosciutto."

“So I know this is the first time you both are working together. How are we feeling?”

Bruno smiles. “I'm feeling pretty good and ready to work. How about you, Prosciutto?”

“Pretty much how I do before any shoot.”

“And what's that?” you ask.

Prosciutto crosses his arms. “Mostly relaxed but looking forward to it of course.”

"That's good. I know it'll be tiring filming and from how highly requested this seems to be, the director's going to want this to be perfect. But I'm hoping you guys still have fun."

"I'm sure we will, but I still don't know why so many people wanted us to work together," Prosciutto says.

Bruno nods. "Agreed. I feel like we’ve rarely interacted until now."

"Well people like seeing attractive people together. And I've actually seen fancams of you two interacting on Twitter. It's pretty entertaining!"

“You search those up?” Bruno asks.

“No, they just show up on my timeline sometimes.”

“...So you're a fan of Bruno then?” You weren't sure why but you sense a bit of judgement coming from Prosciutto.

"A little, but let's move on." You take a peek at the paper. "So who’s receiving and who’s catching?"

You raise a brow at how the question’s phrased.

Bruno looks at Prosciutto. “Don't you think we should let the film speak for itself.”

The blonde hums in agreement. “If they need to know so badly, they can skip ahead.”

“True. I think either way would be fun to watch though,” you say.

“Definitely. You should let me know what you think later.” Bruno says.

You don't mean to smile but it's already happening. "Sure."

“You're real unprofessional flirting with the camera person in the middle of an interview,” Prosciutto chides.

“It's just some banter. Are you jealous?”

Prosciutto tsks at Bruno's statement.

You shake your head deciding not to acknowledge those comments. The editor would have to cut out that bit. The two seemed to get along well enough for work but you had a feeling they would get on each other's nerves if they stayed together too long.

“Okay so this is definitely a good question to ask next. What do you guys like about each other? Either personality or physical wise."

Prosciutto glances at Bruno before speaking. “I can admit that the man has a nice….physique.”

You grin. "You sound like I'm putting a gun to your head."

The man fixes you with a very unamused look but you continue on smiling.

"What about you Bruno?" you ask.

“Well he has an attractive face and body, of course. His stubbornness is enjoyable at times too.”

“Stubbornness?”

Prosciutto seems to have the same question as you because he looks at Bruno for his explanation.

“Yes it's a good trait to have in certain situations.” Bruno returns the blonde’s stare. “It'll also make seeing him unravel much more interesting.”

The two of them are now looking at each other very intently and you feel like you should leave the room. But you need to finish the interview.

“Nice...so this is the last question. Is there anything specific you two are looking forward to?”

Fortunately, the two of them can still hear you and respond.

Bruno hums, “I suppose it's been awhile since I've given a blowjob, so there's that.”

"...And I'm looking forward to receiving one."

You let out a chuckle, “Okay, Prosciutto I see what you're about.” You quickly skim the list of interview questions. "Well looks like that's it! You guys ready to go?”

They both give you their positive answers.

“Then let's get you guys ready for the shoot."

Bruno smiles while Prosciutto's face stays neutral.

After that statement you stop recording.

“Okay, nice job guys!” You look at the clock on the wall. “That went pretty fast. So you can go ahead and head to the set.”

Prosciutto nods and exits the room but Bruno stays behind.

“Are you going to be helping film for the shoot?” he asks.

You gently place the camera down on the table where you left the paper.

“No, I have to go out and buy some things for something being filmed later this week. And then I have to go do some other stuff around the studio…” You laugh, “They really have me running around!”

Bruno looks slightly concerned. “You’d prefer to stay behind the camera the whole time right?”

“Yep but that's okay. I already knew what I was getting into, and I get paid better pretty well for it.” You look back up at the clock. “I’ll definitely be back for the interview after filming though so I should see you then.”

Bruno nods. "Okay, good luck with your errands."

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By the end of the day, you're exhausted. Your list of tasks wasn't hard, you just ended up moving a lot more than you planned. You even almost forgot to take your break in your hustle.

When you return to your apartment, you eat something and take a quick shower before dressing up for bed. And once you're snuggled up in your covers, you decide to check your Twitter to see if anything interesting has happened.

While scrolling through the random posts retweeted throughout the day, you happen upon a pretty suggestive picture of Bruno in lingerie. He posted it not too long ago.

Nice.

You click on his icon to check his page to see if there’s anything else new, and under his username notice the words follows you.

Your eyes widen and you double check and refresh to make sure you're not seeing things. You go into your notifications and see that he followed you a couple hours ago. You really weren't sure what to do. It would be weird if you messaged him, right?

You take a deep breath and decide to take the chance. Bruno probably got hundreds of messages so it shouldn't be a big deal.

hi, i saw that you followed me. just making sure you didn't make a mistake lol

Before you can overthink it you send the message. After that you go back to his page and like and retweet the lingerie photo, but you still need a distraction so you wouldn't obsess over a possible reply. When you're thinking of getting out of bed, a message from Bruno pops up.

You quickly open it to see the full message.

No mistakes here. I searched you up and saw that you already followed me so I wanted to follow back.

It's not the first time you've been followed by pornstars or coworkers you worked with, but it was honestly still rare. And something about it being Bruno made your heart beat faster. You momentarily think about everything you retweeted in the last hour, before sending a message back.

oh okay, thx! i'll try not to bother you too much, you probably get a lot of messages

A few seconds pass before you get another reply.

Not necessarily. I have DMs off for people I don't follow. I love my fans but they can get...rowdy. Either way, you can message me whenever you want.

Wow, what would you even talk about with Bruno outside of work related things...

oh, that makes sense. well i guess i’ll take you up on the offer ^^

You see the three dots going for a while before another message appears.

I saw you retweeted my picture.

Your heart skips a beat.

oh god, now i feel embarrassed all of a sudden!

No don’t be. I'm glad you like it.

You smile to yourself.

yea, you look really good in lingerie ...you look good in anything tbh or without anything lmao

You feel like you're about to say something really embarrassing if this conversation continues and quickly type up another message before he can respond.

i’m really tired so i’m going to get ready for bed

The three dots disappear for a moment before showing up again.

Shame, I would have liked talking more. But I understand, you looked really exhausted during the post interview.

yea i was but it’s no biggie and we can message later ❤

Okay then, sleep well ____.

good night 😴

You close out of the app after that and honestly, that went way better than you were expecting.

#n$fw #not sfw #bruno bucciarati x reader #bruno buccellati x reader #bruno x reader #reader insert #x reader #jjba x reader #i actually had fun writing this #im still writing it actually but im mostly in the editing phase ;(

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When Jealousy Strikes |Pesci x Male Reader Dark Lemon|

Warning: strong language, light physical violence, public noncon, gun, sick/gruesome threats. MA.

Commission for @johnnybwanny

You felt a strong friendship forming between you and Prosciutto, one that made you feel safe and secure. Having him around to guide you made adjusting to this new lifestyle easier. Following around Prosciutto and Pesci on missions was great. Both men were amazing to work with in their own ways, but Pesci sometimes got a little weird. You couldn't understand it, but when he saw you laughing at Prosciutto, he would grow silent, immediately walking off or getting on his phone. What was with him?

You couldn't shake the feeling that something was off, but you decided just yo ignore your feelings. Maybe you were being paranoid. Maybe Pesci was just a really shy guy, and he got awkward sometimes. Still, despite wanting to give him the benefit of the doubt, you felt that weird feeling in your chest every time he would get quiet and walk away.

As you always forced yourself to do, you shook away all of those bad feelings, leaning against the wall of the base, deciding to get some fresh air outside tonight. For some odd reason, you felt uncomfortable being around Pesci, not liking the way that he was looking at you as Prosciutto, and you discussed matters that only pertained to work.

Honestly, maybe you shouldn't have kissed Pesci back when he kissed you last month. That kiss.. it was something that he wouldn't bring up, awkwardly walking away after the long, sloppy kiss. What was with him?

You sighed, shaking your head as you kicked a pebble that was on the ground, your body turning towards the door when you heard the heavy metal door slowly open, Pesci stepping out. A smile was on his thin lips, a small one that made you feel uneasy.

"Hey Y/N," Pesci spoke to you softly, "Risotto said that you and I need to go on a mission now. We need to pick up an envelope of money from the bar down the street." His smile widened slightly, his eyes practically staring into your soul.

You nodded your head; despite immediately feeling as if something was wrong. This was a normal part of your job, but something about this time seemed off. Part of you wanted to attempt to turn him down, maybe by saying you had a stomachache or you felt unwell. But no - you couldn't do that. You couldn't make yourself out to be weak to your entire team. Like the others, you needed to be tough and ready for anything.

"It's dark out. We best get a move on. We can take a shortcut if you just follow me." As you opened your mouth to speak, he began walking down the dim-lit alleyway, causing you to quickly follow after him, not wanting to get lost or left behind.

You jogged a little to keep up with him; he was moving down the alley much faster than usual, making you immediately grow wary. Pesci was the type of guy who liked to take strolls, never wasting his time with shortcuts or walking at a fast pace when an errand needed to be run.

"You and Prosciutto seem close," he mutteted, staring straight ahead, his face hard as you finally got a glance of him under a light illuminating from the moon. The hardness in his face.. it wasn't something that you were used to seeing from Pesci. He wasn't a cruel guy, his face only ever growing dark in rare situations at work. "Do you have feelings for him? Do you want to date him?"

He made a hard left, you hesitantly following behind him. You suddenly froze when you saw a dead-end, backing away slowly. He was faster then you, dashing towards you with all of his speed to grab your wrist, snatching you forward roughly, your arms shooting up as you crashed into the brick wall roughly, falling to the ground.

You fell on your side roughly, the wind practically being knocked out of your lungs as you struggled to catch your breath. Quickly, you scrambled into the alleyway corner as he approached you, reaching for your gun, your heart instantly tightening when you felt nothing but emptiness in your leather gun holder.

"You are such a foolish boy," Pesci snapped at you, your gun in his hands, being pointed directly at you. "What's your fucking problem!? You can't just lead someone on and then flirt with their closest friend right in front of them!"

As realization hit of what he was talking about, you couldn't help but feel confused, never flirting with Prosciutto in the first place. "What are you talking about? I'm not flirting with Prosciutto. He's just helping me!"

He shook his head, "Do you want to die? Because all I have to do is tell Risotto an enemy killed you, and he'll believe me. You're so new that nobody will question me for even a second." He stepped towards you, squatting down, pressing the gun against your forehead, forcing your head to press against the rough corner of the brick wall.

"Pesci," you spoke softly, staring into his eyes as fear filled your entire body, causing you to freeze up. "Why are you doing this to me? I've never done anything to you." You saw something completely different in his eyes. You saw a monster. He wasn't your friend anymore.. he was now your enemy.

He sighed, "Why do you think? You kissed me back. You're supposed to be my boyfriend." His eyes trailed down your body, resting on your cock. "Lower your pants and underwear."

"What?" You questioned, shock filling your entire body at his command. Did he just.. was he going too.. no. This wasn't something that he was capable of. "We're friends, Pesci. I don't.. I'm not going to take my pants off. Don't do this. Let's just hurry and pick up the money. We have work to do." Maybe reminding him that you had a mission to complete would save you.

He laughed, actually finding amusement in your fear. "I lied. Risotto said nothing." That statement suddenly made you lose all hope that you had, that being your only true escape from this situation. "If I have to ask you that question about your pants again.. I'll be giving these bricks a fresh coat of paint with your blood and brain matter."

That caused you to quickly unfasten your belt, lowering your pants and underwear, revealing your limp cock, finding no arousal in this situation. You only felt fear, shame, complete humiliation.. why was he doing something so terrible to you? You didn't even know he liked you for fucks sake!

The gun suddenly lowered to your cock, the metal rubbing your limp cock, his eyes lowering to stare at your cock. "Very nice," he muttered, the compliment and the smooth metal causing your cock to suddenly spring to life, your body betraying you. "I knew that you would like this.. I won't hurt you if you're a good boy. Do you really think I want to kill you? I just.. I want you to be mine, but I have to punish you for flirting with Prosciutto."

"You have a gun to my cock," you sobbed, a few tears escaping your eyes, your fear causing you to shake as you imagined the gun accidently going off, your cock blowing into pieces. Your cock fully hardened, causing more tears to escape your eyes. "Please dint hurt me."

"I just said I won't hurt you if you're a good boy, and you better be a good and submissive boy. Do you understand me? Don't try anything funny or you'll get a hook in your cock," he threatened, the gun slowly trailing down your cock once more before he put it away. "Now.. I want you to stay still for me. Okay? Don't move. You do not want to fuck with a man that has his cock in your mouth."

You nodded your head, sniffling as he leaned down, your eyes landing on the gun that was tucked in his leather gun holder. So easily could you grab it and blow his fucking brains out for doing something so sick to you. What kind of man does this to someone that they want to date? It was obvious Pesci lacked any normal understanding of relationships.

"I'll bite your cock off if you try anything," he threatened as he kissed the shaft of your cock. You bit down on your lip as he took your full length into his mouth, his head bobbing up and down. Greedily, he sucked on your cock, wet sucking sounds echoing throughout the empty alleyway.

You hated this, you fucking hated this. Low moans escaped your lips - you hated that you liked this so much. A whine escaped your lips as he slowly laid you down slightly, a finger suddenly finding your tight hole, massaging the wrinkly folds with his finger as he continued to suck, causing your moans to suddenly grow louder.

You felt it but you didn't want it to happen, you didn't want to fill his mouth with cum but as his tongue swirled around your shaft as he sucked, his finger continuing to lightly massage your hole, you shot a thick load of cum in his mouth, a grunted moan escaping your lips as he continued to suck, only pulling away after you muttered please.

He rose up, his lips roughly crashing into yours, filling your mouth with your own cum. You forced yourself to swallow it, face growing a bright red as precum escaped your twitching cock. "You're my boyfriend now, and you will never talk to Prosciutto again unless necessary," he snapped at you, his lips roughly crashing into yours again before you could reply, his hands possessivly wrapping around your waist.

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