Asking La Squadra to get you pads/tampons from the store.
Risotto
Asking Risotto to grab you pads or tampons results in a... Rather interesting conversation.
Have you ever considered a diva cup or something similar? "Oh wow, Ris, I didn't think you-" They make it very easy to collect the blood, and then I can utilize the iron from it with Metallica...
It's really not worth it to ask him. It's too awkward.
If it's dire, and you survive that terrible conversation, he'll go out and get you what you asked for.
Formaggio
Formaggio is willing to help, but has no idea what he's doing.
Will congratulate you on not being pregnant.
Calls you from in the store to ask what you need. Loudly.
Alright, I'm in the pad aisle. What size pussy you wear?
Prosciutto
Entirely unphased by the ask. He doesn't care.
Will buy you a box of generic brand tampons. Even if you specifically requested pads.
I don't think he knows there are other options. ??? Trying to explain the different options is like talking to a brick wall.
At least you have something.
Pesci
Pesci will actually get you what you want so long as you supply him with a photo.
Actually helpful. Thank you, Pesci.
He got really nervous at the checkout when he was buying them.
Is actually really sympathetic about you being on your period, despite his limited knowledge about them.
Ghiaccio
I didn't need to know that. "Know what?" That you're......... Bleeding.
He's so awkward with it. It's awful.
After some convincing he'll go to the store and find something for you.
It's not exactly what you wanted, but hopefully it's close.
Walks on eggshells around you for like 2 weeks after that like he's afraid you're still hormonal that whole time.
Illuso
Melone
Can't you hold it? "Um, no?" Unfortunate.
It is almost impossible to convince him to get you what you want.
If you can actually manage to convince him, he'll come parading back after his shopping trip, loudly announcing that he has your pads/tampons.
He's just trying to get under your skin. You should probably punch him. He deserves it.
Melone will buy you whatever he thinks you need. A bit over the top but aight.
I know these aren't your usual brand, but honestly I think they'll be way better for you.
Also buys you pain meds for cramping, a handful of candy bars, and something soft and fuzzy to wear.
You know, there have been some studies that show that orgasms help with period cramps.
(JJBA LotL AU) I redrew it because I wanted to. Link to the original that’s (wheezes) two years old now (link).
Acanthite (Sorbet) is shattered by Lunarians while trying to protect Orthoclase (Gelato). A hardness of 2.5 meant it didn’t take much. Parts recovered and reassembled.
Anatase (Illuso) is accidentally covered in Cerussite's (Fugo) toxic metal. Parts need to be carved off and Anatase ends up losing some memory but ultimately recovers.
Wavellite (Pesci) is shattered in a fight against Lunarians, Celsian (Prosciutto) already damaged. The Lunarians were defeated but recovering Wavellite’s body from the sea took a bit of time.
Celsian (Prosciutto) heavily damaged in a fight against the Lunarians. Watched Wavellite nearly being abducted and attempted to fight but ultimately the others got rid of the Lunarians.
Strengite (Melone) shot with a Lunarians arrow through the mouth. Strange attack as Strengite is a long distance weapon fighter and he was positioned in the building looking for the Lunarians.
Arctite (Ghiaccio) shot through the neck with a Lunarian arrow.
Microlite (Formaggio) severely damaged during a fight with Lunarians, especially to the face where both eyes ended up damaged and attempted to battle blind. Recovered.
Orthoclase (Gelato) caught in a Lunarian trap as Acanthite was damaged. Orthoclase being the soldier and Acanthite not took a mental toll.
And finally Eucryptite (Risotto) damaged in a downpour of Lunarian arrows.
Hi! How about a hcs with a gender neutral reader that gets turned into a cat temporarily by a stand, how would la squadra react?
Have a nice day :>
Sure! I’ll go character by character on this one
Yandere! La Squadra w/ gn! Darling turned into a cat by a stand
Risotto - *bat bat bat* He hears the soft sound of something messing around with his hat (he takes it off every so often aside from showers and sleeping). There’s immediate suspicion as he goes to investigate, finding a cat rather than you mesmerized by the golden baubles that spelled his name. Doesn’t take long for the leader himself to put two and two together that you are the cat. Considering he makes sure you won’t escape whatsoever any other time.
It’s hard to tell but his eyes soften slightly from amusement of cat you playing with his hat. He’ll likely pick you up, expression hardening at a potential stand user looming around. He’ll immediately order the rest of the group to be on high alert and track down the user. As cute as you were in cat form, he was not amused by this little trick no matter how harmless it seemed.
Formaggio - manages to squeeze a crude joke, makes a casual comment of how cute you were like that. How he’d love to spend time with you being like that more, while scratching under your chin. He observes if your full on cat, which seems to be the case. Doesn’t mean he won’t be constantly bringing up how willingly you allowed him to pet you, when you revert back later.
Illuso - Amused you were turned into a cat of all things, he’d love to have alone time with you in his mirror world without disturbance. Just an hour or two of holding you close to him. He wouldn’t lie he would have extra satisfaction of bashing the stand users face in from turning you into a cat. Though before that he snaps a picture with a camera of you in cat form for later usage.
Melone - coos and fawns over you the second he sets eyes on you. Even in cat form you seem to be fairly stiff around him, and he absolutely notes every behavior like a decent scientist would. Light touches and pets down the back, and he doesn’t flinch if you decide to try and scratch. You can be certain he’ll be calling you kitten or similar cat nicknames when you revert. Not to mention maybe receiving cat related clothing or other items.
Ghiaccio - In typical fashion he’s more irate that somehow someone got passed them enough to do something to you. He might pet you a bit while ranting how he’s likely going to freeze the user solid if he narrows down where they are. He does think you’re cute in all honesty, he’s simply pissed a slip up on his part or his team caused this headache. The scene is mildly amusing as he continues his rant and pets your soft fur. He’ll likely mention how cute you were with a smirk when he calms down and you’re back to normal.
Prosciutto - As obnoxious as Ghiaccio’s yelling could be, he’s also aggravated at this massive oversight. He definitely ends up approaching to pet you, knowing full well he’ll have to take care of any fur that gets on his suit later. He notes the color of your eyes in cat formed more observationally than anything. Coaxes you to come closer, while side eyeing Pesci who seems giddy at you being a cat. It’s cute but he wants you in human form back as a soon as possible.
Pesci - He’s pretty much over the moon upon seeing you, but trying to keep it to a lower level so he doesn’t end up being poked fun at. Or alternatively being slightly reprimanded by Prosciutto for losing composure when an enemy could be in the vicinity. He has all sorts of thoughts of using one of those mouse toys with you. The man’s pretty much squeaking internally at how cute you were all while giving you some nice head pats. Though he would diligently help eliminate the perpetrator when it came down to it.
Sorbet and Gelato - both of them are pretty fond of the attitude of cats, and they both laugh that you were turned into one of all things. They’ll likely make fun of the user for such a ridiculous strategy, even if they’re nowhere near around. All taking turns holding you, noting how helpless you were not that it made a difference being human either. They both figure out where you like being pet almost immediately, and of course maybe weaponize it against you later like some of the other members of La Squadra.