#risotto headcanons

[bxd-decisions]

! RISOTTO NERO NSFW HEADCANONS

SYNOPSIS︙Just some self indulgent NSFW headcanons of Risotto Nero!

PAIRING︙Risotto Nero x AFAB!reader

GENRE︙headcanons, smut

WARNINGS︙smut, Dom!risotto, sub!reader, fem! bodied reader, oral sex (both recieving), BDSM, bondage, flogging, rough sex, unprotected sex, jealousy, penetrative sex, vaginal sex, fingering, size kink, degration, soft Dom!risotto

AUTHORS NOTE︙this was very self indulgent bye💀

REBLOGS AND FEEDBACK APPRECIATED

Risotto is a large man. That being said, he is a monster in bed. He knows how to turn you into a babbling and weak mess under him.

Foreplay with him consists of mainly fingering and teasing. While he knows how to eat you out, he is way to impatient to do so.

Risotto will often drag you to a secluded spot in the hideout after a job and blow off steam by pinning you to a wall and fucking you senseless. He knows you'd never say no anyways.

In terms of giving oral sex, as said before, he is very impatient, but he has his sweet moments where he wants to go down on you. It's usually on your bad days when you're feeling bad.

His tongue game is fantastic to say the least. He knows your sensitive spots and he knows just where to lick and suck to turn you into a mess.

Risotto had a big dick. And it's a gorgeous sight to say the least. He's thick and heavy and long too, about 21cm. It takes lots of preparation for you to be able to take him and each time he give you good, almost painful stretch.

He loves to see you in lingerie, something about it just gets him going and he can't help but to rip apart the undergarments each time. Everytime he'll need to buy a new set because they're completely destroyed.

He is also heavily into BDSM. He loves to be the one to take control, and he loves to see you tied up and to his mercy. He thinks you look adorable under him when he rams his cock inside of you.

You can bet that he will have a flogger, since he is into BDSM he is definitely into flogging. But he will never ever purposefully hurt you with them. He just likes to tease you and rile you up with them.

Risotto doesn't have a favorite body part on you, he thinks every inch of your skin is impeccable and he loves to kiss single part of your body. He will never miss a spot.

As said, he has his times where he can be sweet, where he will show you how much he loves you through being intimate with you. He will hold you close and always whisper sweet nothings into your ear as he slowly and sensually ruts himself into you.

Risotto HATES to use condoms. It's a huge turn off for him. It's just not the same as when you take him raw. He loves to feel how wet you are and how you feel.

He will never ever let you be the one in charge. He likes to know he's in charge because he knows what to do and how to make you feel good. It's not that he doesn't think the same for you, the thought is just off putting for him.

He is also very jealous. He is very good at putting up a poker face and hiding that fact when he is around others, but in the moment when he is fucking you? He will degrade you and call you vile names all while telling you how you only belong to him, and him alone.

He once saw you getting a bit too close to Melone, hence the jealousy.

He lovessss to receive head. Especially when he is doing some work, he likes the thrill of you being under the table and sucking him off while he is busy with paper work.

Risotto is not very vocal, maybe he will let out very soft grunts when he close to his high, but other than that, he will be panting softly, or not make noise at all. He also loves to talk the most nastiest things while he is going on rough you, he loves the way you whimper and beg, he loves how pathetic you can be for him.

TAGS: @tokyometronetwork @benkeibear

#nora's writing #jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba #golden wind #jojo's bizzare adventure x reader #jjba x reader #golden wind x reader #jojo's bizarre adventure smut #jjba smut #golden wind smut #risotto nero #risotto #risotto nero x reader #risotto x reader #risotto nero smut #risotto smut #risotto nero headcanons #risotto headcanons #tokyometronetwork

[rizowasnever]

Behind Closed Doors...💭

(If you don't like the ship, just scroll away!)

Had a lot of fun with this one!❤️

#jojo vento aureo #jjba #la squadra esecuzioni #la squadra #digital art #jjba fanart #jjba headcanons #drawing #fanart #anime fanart #risotto x prosciutto #jjba prosciutto #jojo prosciutto #prosciutto #risotto headcanons #risopro #risotto nero #jjba risotto #jojo risotto #jjba vento auero #vento aureo

[etherealzx]

Can you write just plain relationship hcs of Melone (and if not, Risotto) with a really, really tall s/o?

hi love! thank you so much for requesting! <3 this request resonates with me as a girl that's almost 6ft tall lol. i hope you enjoy!!

☆ Risotto ☆

Risotto really wouldn't mind having a tall s/o! Being as tall as he is, it's rare that he comes across someone close to his height or taller than him. It might take some getting used to, but I think he would actually start to like it. He loves his s/o's long legs, and the way they look when they walk. He loves that he can make eye contact with his s/o while speaking to them, because he's used to having to look down at whoever he's speaking to. He also melts a little inside if they rest their elbows on his shoulders and play with his hair.

☆ Melone ☆

This kinky motherfucker. He is obsessed with his tall s/o. Their long legs and the way that they look in short skirts. He would absolutely love if they wore shoes or heels that make their height even greater. ESPECIALLY if it's platform boots. He would beg for them to step on him. He's a huge perv, so he would love that his s/o's height allows him to be at eye level with their titties 24/7. If they try to call him out on looking at their boobs, he would just say he can't help it, i mean they are right in front of his face. (He's a little shit.)

#la squadra #la squadra headcanons #la squadra x reader #jojo #jjba #jojo x reader #jjba x reader #jojo headcanons #jjba headcanons #risotto x reader #melone x reader #risotto headcanons #melone headcanons #jojos bizarre adventure #jjba part 5 #vento aureo #vento aureo headcanons #golden wind #golden wind x reader #golden wind headcanons #fanfiction #headcanons #part 5 #requests open

[linannsty]

nsfw ft la squadra (all)

female reader, a lot of smut and sex description, implies some kinks, unprotected and rough sex etc.

risotto is the one who would be a initiator of yours sex, he would start touching you, massaging your shoulders, lowering his hands down your arms, and nuzzling into your neck, letting you know that he is into that mood. risotto would fuck you in doggy styled position, so he can enjoy your ass, squeezing it with some strength, putting his big hand on your head, and pushing you into mattress, while his dick would be deep down your pussy, reaching your uterus, and hitting pretty rough, showing his disregard towards your feelings. his favourite part about your body would be a lower part, cause he is an ass man, and he would like your pretty thighs, always choosing a poses where he can fully enjoy it, asking you to ride his dick in reverse cowgirl pose, and sometimes fucking you in missionary, where his hands would be on your waist, and he can enjoy your face and how your boobs shake while he hitting you, and he is ready to cum right now. actually, he would always prefer to came inside, cause your body belong to him only. risotto prefer to receive, when it comes to oral sex, he would make you suck his cock, not even asking you for that, he would just pulled you to the floor, and ordered you to open your cute mouth, sticking it for a cheek, and then to your throat, fucking your face, and making you almost throwing up, but he enjoys it, and gladly would cum in your month, and be expected you to swallow. risotto is a man, who can last pretty long, maybe about three times, and it can take some times for him to cum, you would always be the first one who reached a climax. risotto is a big dick man, having some nice thick about eight inch [ ~20 centimetres] dick, it’s cut and brown also, and I don’t think he take care of himself that much, so usually he doesn’t shave down there. risotto mostly like to fall asleep after sex, or leave, it would depend can he stay that night with you or not, I don’t think he would give some hugs or be softy, no, he aren’t the best one.

Illuso would always started first flirting with you, and leaning toward it, asking you to wear some cute dresses or skirts on your meeting, so you can tease him a little bit, before he would reach his hands to your panties. he would always wanted to watch on your body when you near him, and you know this, so you will always be a provocation to him. he wouldn’t mind to have a sex with you absolutely anywhere you at, he would pulled you on his lap, asking to ride his dick, while his hands would stroke your legs, slowly heading your panties, and you leave some kisses on his neck and lips, playing with his hair. he would like everything about your body, actually, but I think he is just like Risotto, would always focus on your booty and legs. and he would prefer to receive, of course, in oral sex. illuso would fuck you in standing doggy styled position, when you don’t have a lot of time for nasty, doing it in front of mirror, so he can watch at your joyful face, and eyes fulled of lust, his hands in your waist, squeezing it, and sometimes switching it to your boobs or booty. he would cum on your ass, or face, if he would asked you to going down and help him to came with your month. also, I think he can last for two times, and maybe about fave minutes, it would be enough to cum. he is a little above average sized dick man, maybe about seventeen centimetres (6.6 inch), cut and it’s not thick or thin, I would say basic, but he always watches himself and taking care, so he would always be shaved and well groomed. he can just started asking you, how do you feel about yours sex, did you cum and do you like it, but he didn’t care for it enough.

prosciutto will make some hints, that he wants you, and when he will asked you for a date, you would know, that it wouldn’t ended up just like that, you know he would ask you for some continuation, he try to keep himself as respectful gentleman as possible, so he already booked a hotel room for this night. he would slowly taking off your and his clothes, leaving some kisses, starting from your lips and going down to neck and chest, he would keep his hand softly on your cheek, giving you some compliments about your look, and clothes choose. to me, his an tits man, he will always focus on your boobs, sucking and licking it, when he fuck you in a missionary, and squeezing them, he love to be classic and just enjoy this view on your body and your face, and then going down to your pussy, sucking your clit, while his two fingers are inside, he would enjoy doing this for you, because he knows you like it, and always cum from this. also, I think he would came on your boobs, if you don’t let him came inside, or on your stomach. I don’t think he can last more that two times , and I think he cum pretty quickly, so he would try to delay his climax, focusing on yourself. prosciutto is always well groomed down there for you, despite this times when it’s some type of unexpected quickie; his dick is average sized, about fifteen centimetres (5.9 inch ), and it’s pink and cut. but I think he would be good at aftercare, inviting you to the shower with him, and then spend the rest of the night together, maybe even sleep together, if he didn’t have any plans for the rest.

formaggio will never be shy with you, always being the one who showing his wishes, always showing that he wanted you, formaggio is the man who would be crazy about everything about your body, your boobs, your ass, if you will be there with him, his hands will always be on your body, he would spank your booty, and always kissing you, no matter where you at. so sex with him always will take some more time, he would fuck you in every pose, and I think he would asking your wishes, and what you would like to do. fucking you in doggy, so your pussy would be more tight for him, making him crazy, or watching your naked boobs jiggled during missionary, and you loudly moan because of him. he would go down to your pussy, and eating you until you came in his month. he always like to give and receive. he would like to came on your pussy, or tits, cause it’s too risky to came inside. I think he can last no more than two times at best, and maybe for either three or five min, but he would like this long preludes. also, Ion think his dick is the biggest one, maybe about thirteen or fourteen centimetres ( ~5.1 inch?), uncut and he didn’t shave all the time, just sometimes, he don’t care. but I imagine aftercare with him are like him asking you about process, did you like it or not.

ghiaccio would make some hint, but he wouldn’t mind if you will be the one who initiates sex, he would be a big fan of angry sex, to relieve some stress, he just can’t control himself. Ghiaccio would be an tits man, always paying attention to them, squeezing them, maybe pretty rough during sex, leaving some red marks on it, when he fuck you in basic pose, and taking your legs to his shoulders, pressing them to your stomach and chest, to make your pussy even tighter, or turning your legs sideway, to spicy up this pose, watching your sex face, and ignoring all your words about him being a little bit too much rude with you. he would asked you to lay on your stomach with your ass up, so he can fuck you and pulled your hair, making absolutely mess. he would came inside of you, and only after think about it, he is absolutely the worst one with pulled out game. he don’t like to give when it comes to oral sex, so he always would ask you for head. his dick is an average sized one, maybe a little below, like thirteen centimetres, uncut, but I think he always shaved one and clean. he can be a little bit rude after sex, not asking you any questions, maybe just leaving to shower, and acting as usual when he come back.

melone just like formaggio will never be a shy one, always letting you know how much he wanted you, and making a moves. and he also would love absolutely every part and inch of your body, but to me his an thighs guy, lower body part, he would always appreciate your nice legs, when you wearing some dress or skirts, or even in jeans. it’s melone, and he always wanted some experiments in bed, so it will never be only basic poses, he will always wanted something new, but If he didn’t get a lot of time, he would gladly fucking you in doggy, or when you on your spine and he can fully enjoy your legs, sometimes sucking your feet and toes, stroking your legs, and enjoy every second with you. of course he would like to give and receive, but I think he prefer to give even more, always sucking your pussy, and asking to sit on his face and ride it. he would came inside of your pussy, or ass, or month, he just love it, love it when you swallow all that. his dick ain’t no biggest one, just below average, like fourteen centimetres, cut, and sometimes he shaved, sometimes not, he would care about things like this. And would give you some nice aftercare, giving you a wet wipes if it’s quickie, or going to shower with you, and then laying on the bed together.

thank you for reading 🌷

M

#la squadra #jjba x reader #jjba part 5 #risotto nero x reader #prosciutto x reader #illuso x reader #formaggio x reader #melone x reader #ghiaccio x reader #risotto headcanons #risotto nero #prosciutto

[diovstheworld]

Risotto and Fashion!

again, the same as the prosciutto and formaggio posts! i have to say, this post has been one of my favourites so far and he’s been so fun to search for outfits for since his style is something i feel more comfortable choosing outfits for.

୨ ╭ ୨୧ ✦ ︶꒷꒦・⎯⎯・⎯⎯・₊ˎ✧๑

Balmain

honestly, i love all of these. risotto in that oversized striped sweater would be so 💞💞. i kind of feel like when i see leather or stripes in all these fashion brands i look at i associate them with risotto but i think he would look so good in these. i don’t have much else to say yet again just like all these fashion posts but i think i started off with some strong choices lmaooo. anyway, here’s the outfits:

Gucci

okay so i wanna start off by saying i don’t necessarily think he would wear these but i do think he would look real good in them. i think he’d look real good in a suit in general tbh. especially wearing gloves omg 😭💗 moodboard time!:

Saint Laurent:

i already said this before but i feel like when i see leather in these outfits i immediately associate it with risotto but he would look sooooo good in that black lace up leather shirt oh my 😭💞 honestly, picturing him in all of these outfits makes me 💕💞💗💓💖 anndddd the moodboard:

Versace

okay i was actually looking for outfit inspiration for myself when i stumbled across some of these collections and oh my god i just had to include them. that striped sweater with the safety pin necklace? oml risotto in that 💗💗💗💗 overall, i kinda struggled with versace after the first couple of images because all the stuff i was seeing was i dunno a bit too bling i guess and i don’t think it would be something i could see risotto in lmaoooo. anyway here’s the moodboard!:

Alexander McQueen

this is another one where i don’t think risotto would necessarily wear all of these but he would look really good in them. i can picture him wearing the outfits with the leather jackets though. he’s definitely a guy who owns his fair share of leather jackets lmaooo. also imagine him in that pinstripe suit 😭💕 okay anyway here’s the moodboard so you can all see what i’m talking about (i should really put the boards first before i start talking ahhh):

Moschino

god there was sooo many i found for him when looking at these outfits and i love all of them so much. but i limited myself and chose 6 again. honestly i don’t even have a favourite out of these because i love them all so much and he would look amazing in them all 😭💗 here’s the moodboard!:

if you read this whole thing, thank you again. i think this one was a bit shorter than the other two but i’ve been coming back and forth from this draft so much that i thought it was about time i posted it. hopefully the next one of these i post will be illuso! i have started on it so it should come soon :)

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[industriallyinsecure]

Risotto plays Spider Solitaire and Minesweeper on the shitty pc he has in his office when he’s tired of filling out paperwork and files

Formaggio: I have the files you- what are you doing

Risotto: uh

Risotto: *closing the solitaire tab* watching porn

#shitpost #risotto nero #risotto headcanons #Formaggio: oh word move over #risotto not doing paperwork when he should be is one of my fav genders #Melone would teach him about flash games and he wouldn’t get anything done #papas freezeria champion risotto

[formaggios0onlyone]

Risotto but like band AU

(He’s basically just mick Thompson idk I thought it was cool)

#risotto fanart #risotto headcanons #slipknot #risotto nero

[swirlpops]

risotto & you: iron fist.

-> the quickest of quick drabbles to feed an inkling of a desire. nsfw.

-> reader has a vagina.

-> cw: mentions of fisting.

From your precarious position underneath him on the bed, you buried your face in the crook of your elbow, half embarrassed, half incredibly turned on from your prior confession. "Risotto," you whined, refraining from saying anything else that he could utilize to humiliate you.

The baritone rumble of Risotto Nero's words were a fine accompaniment to the large hands working their way down your stomach.

"What a thing to ask of me," he said, amusement rounding out the edges of his deep voice. "So this is what you like."

"No," he scolded sharply, as he took a firm grasp to your forearm. "No hiding. Show me your face. Keep looking at what you wanted. Witness me."

Obeying, you took your arm down to let him see your face, hot and flush. "Y-you don't have to tease me so much about it," you stuttered out.

Risotto simply smiled down at you as he stood to remove his jacket; now, his torso was only clad in his harness. He sat back down and continued to rove his hands over your stomach, occasionally dipping his touch down to skate across your inner thighs. "Perhaps." With a heavy hand, he slid his thumb against the front of your covered sex, using just the right amount of pressure he knew you loved best. "Perhaps you're right," he said, ignoring the mewls coming from your mouth as he continued stroking you with the pad of his thumb. "Maybe I don't need to remind you that you want my fist inside your greedy cunt."

You couldn't help but moan, hearing your wish come to life by the words falling from Risotto's lips.

#risotto nero #risotto headcanons #risotto x reader #la squadra #la squadra x reader #vento aureo #golden wind

[ezreals-hc]

Risotto 👁? 😳😳

(vamos dizer a q S/o é beem magrinha sem sem corpo kkkkk)

Risotto Nero

👁️ — qual parte ele mais gosta em você?

É o homi!!! É ele!!!

Bom, eu imagino que ele é uma pessoa simples e direta. Não há dificuldade alguma nele em ter uma parte favorita no seu corpo ou algo que ele possa afirmar com toda a certeza que é um diferencial em alguém, mas há a importância de ressaltar que o Risotto não escolhe ninguém por essas características físicas. Eu imagino que se tratando de uma s/o pequena, ele ia gostar muito das pernas.

O fato de você ser pequena (apesar de que todo mundo é menor que ele kkk eu entendi o que você quis dizer relax), muito, comparado ao tamanho dele e como as mãos enormes conseguem segurar qualquer parte do seu corpo sem dificuldade, ele ainda assim teria um olho em um toque direto nas pernas. Imagino ele gostando de acariciar a lateral das coxas, não de uma forma sexual, mas pelo conforto e como a forma dos músculos tão magrinhos tem naquela parte. Eu tenho certeza que ele gostaria muito de um par de pernas, independente de tamanho, massa muscular ou qualquer outra coisa.

E lembrem-se, galera: eu tenho certeza que os personagens que vocês amam, amariam cada pedacinho de vocês! Não esqueçam disso!

Notas da autora: não sei se você procurava algo mais sexual, mas eu raramente falo ou faço headcanons sobre, é bem desconfortável pra mim, e espero que não se decepcione 😭

— Daphs

#risotto headcanons #risotto nero #jjba headcanon #jjba #jojo's bizarre adventures #vento aureo

[stubz]

i freaking completed the holy risotto trinity or whatever the hell you wanna call it

so I watched the episode where Murray made risotto and a day later my dad made risotto and then a week later I had a dream where me and Dustin made Steve risotto cause he only had pizza pockets in his fridge and that's not enough for our beloved Steve mom

anyways the world has given me the risotto trinity

#stranger things #murray stranger things #dustin stranger things #steve harrington #risotto trinity #risotto headcanons #why is risotto headcanon a tag? #it came up as i typed risotto

[cuordiricetta]

🍚🍋 RISOTTO AL LIMONE CREMOSO e delicato, con la sua fresca nota di agrumi è un primo piatto favoloso nella sua semplicità!

🫕 RICETTA QUI 👇👇👇

#cucina #cucinare #giallozafferano #ricetta #ricette #food blogs #foodblogger #ricette facili #ricette veloci #food #pranzo #primipiatti #risotto my beloved #team risotto #risotto headcanons #foodstagram #healthy food #foodlover #lunchtime #lunch recipes #italian recipes

[k0mibee]

Forgot to put this here 💀

I’m so late to the game but idgaf

#art #la squadra #jjba #la squadra di esecuzione #golden wind #artists on tumblr #artwork #prosciutto jjba #pesci jjba #melone jjba #ghiaccio jjba #risotto jjba #risotto nero #illuso jjba #formaggio #formaggio jjba #vento aureo #jjba part 5 #sorbet and gelato #headcanon #digital art #jjba fanart

[lemonflavoreddishsoap]

Can I request La Squadra x S/O who's taller than them? Thank you.

yes you caaaaaan! Sorry if these are, ironically, shorter HCs.

jsyk i write this with the opinion that Risotto is by far the tallest

------------------------------------------------- La Squadra with an S/O who's taller than them!

Formaggio

"Well yea, it's easy to be taller than me, heh" *insert shrinking...noises?*

The taller the S/O, the more inclined he feels to shrink himself and ride on your shoulder. Get used to it.

Bro gets on his tippy toes to kiss you. he doesn't even have to but he still does. It's kind of cute?

Illuso

"No you're not."

Unless you're taller than him by like. A foot or some shit. He is adamant you two are at least the same height.

He doesn't bring it up unless you do but...he subtly tries to make himself seem taller. It's so fucking petty, you decide if it's annoying or charming :/

Prosciutto

"Alright, and?"

He probably cares the least about your height. Sure, you're taller than him. So what? Unless his head is at like. boob level 24/7 or something somehow, he doesn't care.

Unless you bring it up, or poke fun at him being shorter. You better think his glares are sexy 'cause....

If you're tall enough for it to matter, he'll do the "pulling you by the collar into a kiss" thing

Pesci

"Being near you...feels so secure...."

He loves it!!!! When you hug him it feels like you're completely surrounding him...like, not literally, but the idea is so comforting!

I was going to say you should rest your chin on top of his head but...um...how sturdy is his hair?

If you're happy with your height, he'll bring it up a lot when he compliments you.

Melone

"DI MOLTO"

"Is your whole family like that?"

Excited to know if it's something that runs strong in your genetics. No particular reason. Trust me.

Like Pesci, he doesn't have any issues with having a taller s/o. It's just another lovely aspect about you <3

Ghiaccio

"Okay fine, I get it! For fucks sake!"

This poor guy. To be honest, he really doesn't care that you're taller than him, he thinks its fine. But people won't leave him alone about it

Yeah he's an "angry little gremlin thing" but they gotta stop dragging his s/o into it...it kind of sours the height difference a little.

But like I said, he really doesn't have any issues with it. If you can get past how much the comments annoy him, you can probably see how much he likes your chin on top of his head, or how you look so slightly down on him when your faces are so close....gah sorry what was i doing-

Risotto

"Be nice. They're are not scary."

yes you are. my lactose intolerant ass envies you. what the actual fuck.

I guess that's a pro about him being with someone taller than him, that he can't intimidate his s/o with his height? That's not to imply that he's intimidated by you though!!

Unless people are causing a fuss about it though, Risotto doesn't mind your height. I don't think physical appearance means much when it comes to partners to him? Just my personal feeling.

#I feel like this was a bit rusty. probably because it's shorter #la squadra #jjba x reader #la squadra x reader #formaggio x reader #risotto x reader #ghiaccio x reader #illuso x reader #pesci x reader #jjba #melone x reader #prosciutto x reader #ive come to realize my headcanons are rarely ever 100% fluffy #like i often bring up annoying/not totally fun parts of characters in the hcs #i kind of do it naturally but #is it..something people like? #its more realisticish i guess but at the same time i get why some people may not wanna be surrounded by their favorite characters flaws #in random x reader writing #i am! overthinking! but if i can get peoples answers on this anyways it would be nice

[lady-of-endless]

Things you do that make their heart melt

(La Squadra Esecuzioni x reader hcs)

Author's Note: Those are random but that's the point. I tried to be a bit explicit for those who are at the start of Jojo part 5 and maybe don't remember each character's Stand name or ability. I couldn't write this only for my 3 darlings from La Squadra as I started it because I love them all too much. Proud La Squadra stan. Excuse any grammar mistakes. Enjoy!

Risotto Nero

- How you can balance being serious and being affectionate so easily. This is something he admires a lot and wishes to be capable of too sometimes. Yes, he's a serious and stoic man but the whole La Squadra knows just how big his heart is. Sometimes Risotto wishes he could show a bit of affection to the ones dear to him. Risotto is a softie inside but the nature of his occupation forces him to be as reserved and stern as he is now.

- How you can protect yourself. Being a hitman is tough, nothing new under the sun, but being the leader of the team is even worse. It's hard to watch out for others when he also must make sure that everything is working out smoothly. But he cares about you and your safety so damn much it's almost dangerous. So seeing you handle enemies alone helps him fall asleep at night with fewer worries. Also, watching you fight and come up with strategies makes him smile slightly and so subtly that of course, no one can notice it.

- How you look dressed in black with silver accessories. Aesthetically wise, black is one of his favorite colors and no one can tell otherwise. When you decide to match him with a dark outfit, his gaze will follow you more than usual. Be sure of the fact that he'll use his Stand, Metallica, to give you subtle signals, or not so subtle, by pulling onto your belt or necklace.

(it's loving Risotto hours)

Prosciutto

- How you calm yourself down after an intense moment. Prosciutto himself is not proud of when he snaps at people, thinking that it's not graceful behavior so he starts studying you from afar while calming down. He analyzes your soft tone, your calm face but alert eyes after being harsh, to learn from you but he finds himself falling for it. Like his brother, he also craves a bit of softness in his life but will never admit it, not even to himself so seeing you simmer down and transform into someone calm and understanding makes him want your presence more.

- How you counter him when he is too cruel to his brother. He is harsh with Pesci and he knows it, but he thinks it's only for good. It's not about how you're stubborn enough to argue with him but about how it reminds him that if something ever goes wrong with him on a mission, someone else will make sure that his brother is still alright and progressing. Also, as you two are arguing, things get pretty heated in no time and as the distance between you closes in, everyone knows that it's better to leave you two alone.

- How focused you look when deciding on an outfit. That and how you ask him for an opinion. You can see him leaning back in an armchair just looking at you searching through your clothes with an amused but admirative look on his face. Prosciutto likes to make himself look presentable and if you do the same, he can't help but find that fact attractive. Plus he can play dress up with you without you even suspecting it and he can't get enough of it.

(why is he like that? Love him though)

Ghiaccio

- How you let yourself be angry sometimes. To him, almost anyone seems calmer than him, but seeing someone being as furious as him from time to time and that someone being you? That's new. It doesn't happen often and in some odd way, he finds it fascinating. As much as he enjoys teasing you, he'll never be the type to say "Just calm down" or "You're exaggerating" because he knows how much it enrages someone already angry to hear this. He will be very understanding when you're like that. Plus, if someone or something gets you angry, he gets angry too so it will end up with the two of you being a scary couple.

- How your eyes shine when you smile and your smile in general. He is baffled by how when your lips are curved into a smile, your eyes are radiant too. Usually, he uses this expressiveness of yours against you, teasing you about it but when you smile so warmly, he feels like he's looking at the sun and that's unnerving because it makes him blush. He can't understand it.

- How your nose scrunches when you get a brain freeze from consuming something cold. This along with how your cheeks and nose redden when you're cold. He rolls his eyes at himself for like such a shallow and obvious thing but can't help it. It's not how adorable you look it's more how no one notices such details but him. It's his guilty pleasure. He has a kink when it comes to your reactions to cold temperatures.

(ugh I love him so much it's pathetic)

Pesci

- How you encourage him randomly sometimes. Pesci's already having a hard time adjusting to hitman life and constantly being scolded by his brother. At first, when you encourage him, he's stunned, flustered, embarrassed even but in time he starts to feel so much better overall because of it. His stress goes down and he gets more confident and sure of his actions because of your praise.

- How you're kind to the innocent - animals, kids, etc. Since he followed his brother and joined the team, the shock from seeing so much violence in his life all of a sudden left a mark on him. When he notices you being soft to the innocent and helpless while still being a hitman, he starts to heal. His only wish is for you to keep this side of yours so he can keep his too.

- How peaceful you look while sleeping. Again, being in an Italian hitman team is not easy, it distorted any perspective on peacefulness he had before. Seeing you rest without a frown on your face reminds him that there still is peacefulness in this way of living.

Melone

- How you're intelligent enough but don't flaunt it. Sure, he likes good looks but that's not as important as intelligence, any type. Melone is a bit of a sapiosexual, he knows it. If you come up with smart questions during meetings, his attention is immediately on you from that point on until the end of the meeting. Also, if you're genuinely curious about how his stand, Baby Face, works, it only adds to your charm.

- How you pick up on his "di molto" catchphrase. Melone works a lot. I mean A LOT. Besides progenation, he's skilled at finding out hidden info about the target, too. But usually, he does it alone, no one accompanies him and sometimes he can't help but feel slightly ignored. So when you start spending enough time with him to start using his phrases, he starts to feel less alone.

- How you walk. Simple as that. He has been caught many times staring at how some people walk, it's a well-known fact. So if you walk a bit slower and move your hips a bit more intentionally, making it look natural, he's dead. To hell with the mission for a few moments of pure admiration.

Illuso

- How confident you are. You don't need him to hype you up and he won't, but you'll always catch him looking at you with a proud look on his face. However, not everyone can be confident all the time and Illuso knows it very well. When he finds you letting your guard down and looking disappointed with yourself, he'll act right away. He hates seeing you struggle with shallow insecurities as you are just so wonderful in his eyes...

- How you take time to relax. He always insists on you taking everything a bit more slowly, so when you finally do it, he's more than pleased. He likes to see your facial muscles loosen up, causing a relaxed expression. He wishes to see it more often and he wishes for you to prioritise taking care of yourself.

- How you study yourself in the mirror while getting ready. He will use his Stand's ability to enter that mirror's dimension just to look at you from that perspective. This applies to intimate moments as well, just a heads-up. However, his favorite moment to do that is when you're fixing your hair, there's something about it that he finds so damn attractive.

Formaggio

- How you focus on the mission at hand. That, and how serious you look while doing it. Don't get it wrong, he's also focused on the missions but he looks more laid-back, like a natural. He finds it funny and adorable how you look so stern and even suggest him to pay more attention.

- How you always mention Sorbet and Gelato after their death. Everyone knows that Risotto said to forget about it after the funeral to focus on getting back on track as fast as possible and avenging them afterward but to Formaggio, this never felt right. So when you mention a memory from time to time to everyone, his heart feels a little bit lighter.

- How you dance to your favorite songs. He thinks that the majority of members of La Squadra are too stiff and grim sometimes so catching you dancing around alone to your playlist makes him smile. For him, it's like a breath of fresh air. Expect him to join you.

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Formaggio and Fashion!

(3 posts this week, who even am i 😭) this post is the same as the prosciutto post (here’s the link to that one in case anyone wants to see it!). minus the collections the clothes are from because that was time consuming and frustrating ✨ also maybe not as many images as last time because finding 9 outfits wasn’t always easy. i know some of these choices may be questionable but bear with me lmao. i am simply just a gal who likes looking at fashion but has no idea what she’s talking about and can’t even dress herself/hj. also my posts have been flopping recently so any likes and reblogs are extra appreciated this time round <3

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Jean Paul Gaultier

okay actually i think some of these outfits are not that nice lmao BUT i think formaggio could pull them off. i don’t think the one with the orange top and dungarees is nice at all but i saw it and i immediately thought of formaggio for some reason. when i saw some of these i actually thought of risotto at first (and for one of them abbacchio came to mind but this isn’t about him right now lmao) but the more i looked at them the more i thought they maybe fitted formaggio better? i was a little worried at first because i was like none of these look like what he actually wears but then i remembered i’m not trying to find exact recreations of what he wears and it’s just things that i see that remind me of him lmao. some of these were just for individual pieces (actually i think just that camo shirt) and i actually seen a lot of individual pieces that would work well for him but i didn’t include them, mainly because of the quality of the photos. here’s the moodboard!:

Off-White

okay i actually like this one but i feel like some of the stuff might suit illuso too soooo there may be some overlaps with the clothes on his post when i get around to posting that. formaggio in that top left outfit would be so cute 😭 anyway here’s the moodboard!:

Moschino

i think this is probably my least accurate board out of this whole post but i also think he’d look cute in that orange outfit and that one outfit with the black cropped jacket. also the like plaid or whatever it is outfit? he would rock that for sure! i feel like he could probably rock a variety of stuff which made this post a little more difficult than my prosciutto one ahhhh. anyway moodboard time!:

Vivienne Westwood

honestly i couldn’t not include vivienne westwood in this post. i don’t know how to explain it but gosh i think all of these would suit formaggio so much. the minute i decided to make more of these posts i just knew i had to use vivienne westwood stuff lmaooo. anyway, again i don’t have much to say so on with the moodboard:

Anna Sui

okay i actually love this one a lot. even though these don’t look like what we see him wear i can totally see him in a lot of these outfits. this is definitely one of my favorites for this post for sure. i don’t have too much to say but i just think like things with mesh or like netted clothes look like they would suit him bc of what he does actually wear so i think that’s why i like some of these so much. 2 of these that i included are only for the one item and not the whole outfit (the two sweaters) but i couldn’t not include them bc i really think they would suit him. here’s the moodboard!:

Saint Laurent

so again i think a lot of these reminded me of formaggio bc they were either kind of mesh or sheer but i like these ones a lot too. it’s so hard to explain but i have a particular style in my head for formaggio (and all the other guys actually) that i cannot explain for the life of me but i have it in my mind when i go and pick these posts lmao anyway to me these feel right and they definitely remind me of him and he would look great in these! i think risotto would suit a few of these too to be honest so maybe there will be some overlaps in their posts lmao anyway moodboard time!:

Dior

again, anything mesh or sheer or see through for me automatically goes in the moodboard lmao. also i really think he would suit sweaters and sweater vests so i’ve included quite a lot of them in this one! i don’t really have anything else to say so here’s the moodboard!:

Marc Jacobs

honestly i was starting to lose it a little bit when i was making this post and then i remembered heaven by marc jacobs exists and immediately it felt kind of appropriate to include? maybe i’m only saying that because i started to struggle with the post lmao. i have to admit that a lot of the time when i’m making these posts and i see some of the clothing and even some of the stuff i put in the posts, i’m not actually a fan of it. but i was a big fan of a lot of these outfits i saw and honestly i haven’t even included a bunch of the pictures i saved for this section because there was a lot lmao. honestly i might even use a few of these outfits when i get around to make my post for illuso bc i think a few of them would suit him also. anyway, here is the moodboard!:

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if you made it this far, thanks for reading my messy ass posts lmao. i have risotto and illuso posts in the making sooo stay tuned for that i guess? again, thanks for reading my silly little drabbles about these boys!

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La Squadra NSFW headcanons because I'm feral ♡

Cut for length (and content ofc)

Risotto

- Literally one of the most vanilla guys you'll meet in the Mafia. Don't get me wrong my man has his kinks but he's pretty bare bones

- Contrary to popular belief he's not a big fan of blood play and doesn't like to mix work with intimate affairs. He does have a bit of an oral fixation (giving and receiving) and really likes saliva though

- His member is pretty average sized actually. I mean compared to this mountain of a man it may look a bit small but trust me, he knows how to use it

- Does in fact have a cock piercing. It's a magic cross, have fun looking that up. Apparently it helps stimulate too

- His favorite position is cowgirl

Prosciutto

- Sleeps around a lot tbh but really wants to settle down with a special someone after leaving the gang

- Honestly I would not trust him with aftercare he thinks it's lighting a cigarette with a glass of (insert liquor because idk wtf Italians drink)

- Super lazy but can be a really good brat tamer if you push him

- Doesn't have a daddy kink but loves being called "Sir" and likes a power imbalance

- Will smack that ass and it will hurt

- Will fall asleep after finishing his glass but will at least offer to cuddle

Pesci

- Dreams of becoming the perfect man in bed. But I mean he's already got 5/5 stars with aftercare so he's halfway there. Like he can be buck naked and shaking but he'll still ask you if you're okay and try to comfort you afterwards

- Has the BIGGEST dick in the group I won't take criticism or notes my man is PACKING HEAT he just doesn't know how to use it (yet) take caution

- Low-key a masochist and likes to be bossed around but can be a little fragile, please be good and make sure to check up on him uwu. If things get too heavy he might try to force himself to do something to the point he ruins the experience for himself :( communication is key with him

- On a lighter note he VERY MUCH enjoys queening/kinging and will gladly let you sit on his face

- PRAISE HIM PLEASE HE'S A GOOD BOY TRYING HIS BEST AND HE NEEDS TO KNOW IT

Formaggio

- Okay yes he likes pet play are you happy. Luckily he's a major bisexual switch so it can go both ways. He likes being your good puppy <3

- STOP GIVING RISOTTO THE SIZE KINK WHEN IT RIGHTFULLY BELONGS TO THIS KING HIMSELF. He WILL use his Stand on you when you least expect it because he's an ass this is your warning

- Like stated before big switch energy, is a nasty dom when he wants to be but will only bottom if you soft dom him because he does not believe in equality

- He FALLS ASLEEP IMMEDIATELY afterwards and he SNORES because he HATES HIS S/O /j

- Also really loves oral and giving sloppy head. Mf DROOLS EVERYWHERE

Illuso

- Likes to act like a bad bitch but loves when he gets pampered like he will melt if you play with his hair

- Another switch (like most of the JoJo cast but whatever) but it's easier for him to bottom because he's lazy.

- LOVES receiving overstimulation for some reason like suck this man dry until he cries he'll be living it up. Safe words exist for a reason and he use it to his (dis)advantage

- VOICE KINK !! All types of noises from you can get him off. With good ole' Lulu it's important to be vocal, tell him how you feel, make noise, dirty talk, the whole nine yards

- Has a little issue with self worth so like praise this baby, worship this baby, he'll be in heaven

- Shockingly? Pretty good with aftercare

Ghiaccio

- Oh my god it's so easy for him to get overwhelmed and he HATES IT I'm begging for your sake treat him gently

- Easy to fluster because he's pretty new to relationship stuff and he'll need you to show him the ropes. You could very well be one of his first, sex is very intimate for him and he'd like to stick with one person

- Low-key bites

- Due to Stand reasons his limbs are very cold, he will use this against you

- I said Risotto was vanilla but man Ghia might take the cake, he's a bit of a stiff when it comes to the bedroom, but that isn't always bad. He likes good old missionary and making sure he takes care of you, but if he's overly stressed he'll give you the reigns for the night

- If all goes well, and he isn't overstimulated, sex actually really helps him relax, he's a lot more bubbly afterwards and likes to stay up with you, talking, drinking water (but not eating anything because he refuses to have crumbs in the bed)

Melone

- Has the WEIRDEST fixation on bodily fluids like I get where he's coming from but WHY

- As smooth as a baby. Everywhere. We think he waxes but we haven't seen proof yet. He's also got a pretty dick.

- Ribbons, ropes, chains, leather, he's a really big fan of restraints as long as there's a safe word and you're both on the right track

- Totally down to try anything, just ask. He's eager to please.

- Yes.... He has a breeding kink. He wants a big family

- Idk what you call it but pls pls pls let him suck on your titties while you jerk him off. He can die happily

- Really likes the 69 position (with him on top)

Sorbet & Gelato

- Buy one get one free, you cannot get one without the other let's make that clear. They're both sadistic meanies and will not let you top

- Double penetration or spit roasting is a MUST

- Being in a relationship with each other for so long they've gotten good with aftercare, Gelato is more touchy feely while Sorbet is all about snacks and vitamins

- Sorbet bites, Gelato fucking claws. They're both very into marking you up everywhere and love the embarrassment they get from you

- They love you, they really do... But sometimes they can get a little caught up in the moment with their own makeout sessions

- Afterwards you all just collapse into a pile of limbs lol

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