#risotto hcs

[diovstheworld]

Risotto and Fashion!

again, the same as the prosciutto and formaggio posts! i have to say, this post has been one of my favourites so far and he’s been so fun to search for outfits for since his style is something i feel more comfortable choosing outfits for.

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Balmain

honestly, i love all of these. risotto in that oversized striped sweater would be so 💞💞. i kind of feel like when i see leather or stripes in all these fashion brands i look at i associate them with risotto but i think he would look so good in these. i don’t have much else to say yet again just like all these fashion posts but i think i started off with some strong choices lmaooo. anyway, here’s the outfits:

Gucci

okay so i wanna start off by saying i don’t necessarily think he would wear these but i do think he would look real good in them. i think he’d look real good in a suit in general tbh. especially wearing gloves omg 😭💗 moodboard time!:

Saint Laurent:

i already said this before but i feel like when i see leather in these outfits i immediately associate it with risotto but he would look sooooo good in that black lace up leather shirt oh my 😭💞 honestly, picturing him in all of these outfits makes me 💕💞💗💓💖 anndddd the moodboard:

Versace

okay i was actually looking for outfit inspiration for myself when i stumbled across some of these collections and oh my god i just had to include them. that striped sweater with the safety pin necklace? oml risotto in that 💗💗💗💗 overall, i kinda struggled with versace after the first couple of images because all the stuff i was seeing was i dunno a bit too bling i guess and i don’t think it would be something i could see risotto in lmaoooo. anyway here’s the moodboard!:

Alexander McQueen

this is another one where i don’t think risotto would necessarily wear all of these but he would look really good in them. i can picture him wearing the outfits with the leather jackets though. he’s definitely a guy who owns his fair share of leather jackets lmaooo. also imagine him in that pinstripe suit 😭💕 okay anyway here’s the moodboard so you can all see what i’m talking about (i should really put the boards first before i start talking ahhh):

Moschino

god there was sooo many i found for him when looking at these outfits and i love all of them so much. but i limited myself and chose 6 again. honestly i don’t even have a favourite out of these because i love them all so much and he would look amazing in them all 😭💗 here’s the moodboard!:

if you read this whole thing, thank you again. i think this one was a bit shorter than the other two but i’ve been coming back and forth from this draft so much that i thought it was about time i posted it. hopefully the next one of these i post will be illuso! i have started on it so it should come soon :)

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[lemonflavoreddishsoap]

Can I request La Squadra x S/O who's taller than them? Thank you.

yes you caaaaaan! Sorry if these are, ironically, shorter HCs.

jsyk i write this with the opinion that Risotto is by far the tallest

------------------------------------------------- La Squadra with an S/O who's taller than them!

Formaggio

"Well yea, it's easy to be taller than me, heh" *insert shrinking...noises?*

The taller the S/O, the more inclined he feels to shrink himself and ride on your shoulder. Get used to it.

Bro gets on his tippy toes to kiss you. he doesn't even have to but he still does. It's kind of cute?

Illuso

"No you're not."

Unless you're taller than him by like. A foot or some shit. He is adamant you two are at least the same height.

He doesn't bring it up unless you do but...he subtly tries to make himself seem taller. It's so fucking petty, you decide if it's annoying or charming :/

Prosciutto

"Alright, and?"

He probably cares the least about your height. Sure, you're taller than him. So what? Unless his head is at like. boob level 24/7 or something somehow, he doesn't care.

Unless you bring it up, or poke fun at him being shorter. You better think his glares are sexy 'cause....

If you're tall enough for it to matter, he'll do the "pulling you by the collar into a kiss" thing

Pesci

"Being near you...feels so secure...."

He loves it!!!! When you hug him it feels like you're completely surrounding him...like, not literally, but the idea is so comforting!

I was going to say you should rest your chin on top of his head but...um...how sturdy is his hair?

If you're happy with your height, he'll bring it up a lot when he compliments you.

Melone

"DI MOLTO"

"Is your whole family like that?"

Excited to know if it's something that runs strong in your genetics. No particular reason. Trust me.

Like Pesci, he doesn't have any issues with having a taller s/o. It's just another lovely aspect about you <3

Ghiaccio

"Okay fine, I get it! For fucks sake!"

This poor guy. To be honest, he really doesn't care that you're taller than him, he thinks its fine. But people won't leave him alone about it

Yeah he's an "angry little gremlin thing" but they gotta stop dragging his s/o into it...it kind of sours the height difference a little.

But like I said, he really doesn't have any issues with it. If you can get past how much the comments annoy him, you can probably see how much he likes your chin on top of his head, or how you look so slightly down on him when your faces are so close....gah sorry what was i doing-

Risotto

"Be nice. They're are not scary."

yes you are. my lactose intolerant ass envies you. what the actual fuck.

I guess that's a pro about him being with someone taller than him, that he can't intimidate his s/o with his height? That's not to imply that he's intimidated by you though!!

Unless people are causing a fuss about it though, Risotto doesn't mind your height. I don't think physical appearance means much when it comes to partners to him? Just my personal feeling.

#I feel like this was a bit rusty. probably because it's shorter #la squadra #jjba x reader #la squadra x reader #formaggio x reader #risotto x reader #ghiaccio x reader #illuso x reader #pesci x reader #jjba #melone x reader #prosciutto x reader #ive come to realize my headcanons are rarely ever 100% fluffy #like i often bring up annoying/not totally fun parts of characters in the hcs #i kind of do it naturally but #is it..something people like? #its more realisticish i guess but at the same time i get why some people may not wanna be surrounded by their favorite characters flaws #in random x reader writing #i am! overthinking! but if i can get peoples answers on this anyways it would be nice

[industriallyinsecure]

Hi ! I hipe you have a amazing day! Could we get some La Squadra first kiss headcanons and general places they like to kiss their s/o :)))

Absolutely you can!!!!!

Tw: some of them a a bit saucy

Very shy and will almost never initiate a kiss. He asks for kisses by gently bumping his nose against yours and resting his forehead on you. He hardly makes any noise, just a soft peck is fine with him. But his favorite thing to do is to suck and nibble on your lower lip. He likes to worry his teeth into the soft flesh and stare longingly into your eyes (it’s a bit uncomfortable since he’s so incredibly close).

Your first kiss is most likely initiated by you. He’s so terribly afraid of overstepping a boundary that he’ll never, ever make a move unless he’s completely 100% certain it won’t make you uncomfortable. You probably grab the golden baubles of his hat out of frustration and yank his face to yours. His face flushes and he’s wide eyed, but quickly reciprocates. Probably a bit upset when you pull away and most likely has to hide his pout. You won’t get anything coherent or productive out of him for the rest of the day, he’s still in shock. Better kiss him again to see if it’ll cancel it out (it won’t).

He likes to kiss your cheeks. And not just little pecks either. He likes to press his entire face into your cheek. His face is cold and his nose is pointy, but it’s still cute. When he pulls away, his entire face is as red as his glasses and he tells you to think nothing of it.

Your first kiss is most definitely on his terms. He’s so hot and cold (heh) about everything that it’s hard to tell when you have the go ahead. It’ll be sudden and quick, just how you’d expect one of his hits to go. You might think he’s trying to headbutt you with how quickly he dives in. He does accidentally bonk his nose to yours, but that just makes it even more endearing.

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Jk, Melone would never kiss you without your consent. He can be touchy, but he’ll never overstep a boundary. That being said, it’s all over once you’re comfortable with kissing him. I’m talking all the time. On the cheek, on the nose, on your lips, on your temple, on top of your head, etc.. overall a very doting lover.

You have to be the one to kiss him first. As stated before, he won’t overstep boundaries in a relationship. So much so that he never makes the first move. Your first kiss is probably during a crappy movie you found on dvd, snuggled up together on the couch and more focused on each other than the dialogue. You catch his gaze, leaning your head against his shoulder. It makes him sigh softly, but before he can rest his head on yours, you steal a kiss. You can practically hear the gears in his head turning before he breaks out into a wild grin, pouncing on you to pepper your face in little kisses.

His preferred places to kiss you are your forehead and nose (aside from your lips obviously). He’s the type to stare at your lips before and after kissing you, and you can sort of tell that he’s holding himself back from sucking your entire face off. One of the noisiest mf kissers in the world. He absolutely makes the ‘mwah’ noise after every kiss

Prosciutto is most likely the one to initiate the first kiss. It’s probably a classic “walking you to the door” kiss goodnight/farewell. It’s short and sweet, with lots of soft words and murmurings that make you feel safe and secure. He holds your hands gingerly, leaning in to press a feather light kiss to the tip of your nose and then a brief and sudden kiss to your lips. It’s so quick you don’t have time to reciprocate or process it, he’s already bidding you goodnight and pressing a dainty kiss to the back of your hand.

Pesci likes to kiss the apples of your cheeks when you smile. He’s very shy and prefers little pecks rather than full on kissing.

You have to make the first move. Even with all of Prosciutto’s teaching and coaching, Pesci is too shy to initiate anything. He works up the courage several times, but if you tease him he’ll quickly blush and turn away. You just have to plant a fat kiss on him and watch as he stands there flabbergasted.

Illuso likes to nibble on your earlobe and kiss your neck like he’s a starved animal. He’s a sloppy kisser and uses more tongue than is socially acceptable. He likes to corner you anime-style, with an arm above your head and everything.

Your first kiss was probably him pulling you halfway into the mirror and planting a big, fat kiss on you. Grabbing the collar of your shirt without notice and promptly disappearing through his mirror, laughing to himself as he goes.

Formaggio

Honestly just takes what he can get. He has extremely sloppy kisses and no technique. Pure vibes, man. He doesn’t care to improve either. Most of your time with him is spent fending him off from kissing you in front of his team or your friends.

Your first kiss was definitely accidental. He probably fell on top of you or vice versa, leading to a very uncomfortable smacking of your faces and lips together. He kind of laughs to himself and shrugs, asking if you liked it. Any way you answer, he’ll just laugh it off and promise that “there’s more where that came from”. Absolute dork behavior.

Gelato is the biggest kisser of the three of you. He gives both you and sorbet big smackaroos on your cheeks. Sorbet is very withholding and only gives you kisses occasionally.

Your first kiss with them was probably a simultaneous cheek kiss goodnight with little to no elaboration. It’s quick, sudden, and surprising(just like all of their hits). They both promptly leave you alone to stand in shock at what just happened.

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[jellyluchi]

No no no please tell us more about the la squadra swim team au. Science purposes of course

This has been sitting in my drafts for literal YEARS and I wanted to post it, originally was supposed to have all the members but I lost my ideas.

La Squadra x Reader; Swim Team AU

A/N: I'm so sorry for taking this long to answer but I wanted to take my time with this ask because I really do love this AU and I was busy. Thank you to my friends for some help (since most I know of swim teams is from fuckin Free! Iwatobi Swim Club LOL) Hehe science purposes huh 😏 Sorry there's no smut in this one but I wanted to rule out the setting for the AU!

You work at your local Passione Sporting Club, a place where many a professional athletes have trained to become who they are today. And while there are various sporting facilities available, you are in charge of taking care of a specific swim team, La Squadra. The formation of the team, as you learned when you first joined, happened several years ago as seven children banded together as friends to support each other's swimming careers. And you are happy to help them on their journey. As you know, there are 4 main styles of swimming; butterfly, backstroke, breaststroke, and freestyle. Medleys usually take place in that order.

Sorbet & Gelato:

Not swimmers. They're actually coaches for the other swimmers who come to Passione Sporting Club. They've been here for 10 almost 20 years watching the rest of the group who now call themselves "La Squadra" grow athletically and professionally. They were previously in the national Italian swim team as medley racers respectively. They were most fond of relay races as they loved the team work shared between team mates when doing such a race. They only teach adult swimmers but it didn't stop them from noticing younger members of La Squadra practicing in the swimming pools. The passion they saw in some of the members let them know how far they would go. You, as the team's manager, have a good professional relationship with them. However, it doesn't stop Gelato from flirting with you sometimes, surprising you considering you know he has been with Sorbet for a long time. Even more surprising that Sorbet doesn't seem fazed and is receptive to the idea. They sometimes joke about teaching you to swim as well.

Sorbet first met Gelato when he joined the local swimming club of his childhood. They became fast friends and rivals, always trying to outrace each other. Sorbet had goals of reaching the Olympics since he was a child and with Gelato's support he made it together with him. His favorite style is the front crawl which he is most comfortable with. He's proudest win was a front crawl 100m competition where he got gold.

Gelato started swimming as a hobby. He never envisioned himself as an Olympic swimmer. But when he saw Sorbet's resolve to make it, he got inspired and made it his goal to reach the Olympics with his boyfriend. His favorite style is the breaststroke and his proudest win was the a 50m backstroke competition where he got silver since it's his weakest style.

Risotto:

When Risotto was a child living in Sicily, his cousin often went swimming in the sea with him which is where he first learned. Ever since then, he'd known what career he'd like to go to once he grows up. And so, he took a swimming scholarship to college and during his pre-teens he joined Passione Sporting Club to train for his future career. Everyone knows him as a backstroke master and you can see why when you notice his immaculate back muscles during training. While he's good at the other styles, he's much faster using the backstroke. His proudest moment was winning a national competition of 100m men's backstroke where he won gold. You know he was one of the original members of "La Squadra" the other two being Formaggio and Prosciutto when those three decided to start the club. He's the most cooperative with you when it comes to competitions. As the manager, one of your duties is to rule out social and athletic events that the members will attend and he's always receptive to the competitions you tell him will be good for his career. He's not the most communicative so you have to weed out some of thoughts and feelings on the matter. Because of your friendly nature, you two share a close bond as you help him train and often see him swim way past closing. It's a secret between you two that you cherish deeply. There have been some times where he offered you to swim with him.

Risotto favors free style swimming the most but his muscle development on his upper body has made him a good breaststroke user which makes him much faster than the front crawl

Out of all competitions, he loves swimming medley relays the most. He gathers the medley participants (usually other la squadra members) to give a motivating speech and cheers the loudest when he's not swimming with them. He may not show it, but he is highly competitive and likes being challenged in the pool.

Prosciutto:

As one of the founding members of the original team, Prosciutto regards La Squadra with lots of pride. As a child he had no passion for swimming but after joining the Passione Sporting Club with a mild interest, he was quickly swept away into practice. He realized as a child that swimming allowed him a way to focus his energy and determination. He's not one to half-ass anything and swimming was no different. Eventually, he started feeling a connection to swimming after exercising out all his stress through the activity and finding a love for the activity like no other. Members like Risotto and Formaggio were inspiring to him even if he didn't admit it verbally, he showed up to practice with the two everyday, determined to be like them. He's one of the more difficult members to get along with. At first, it seems he has almost nothing to tell you except talk about his career goals and about helping other team members (namely Pesci). But eventually, your conversations turned more casual and you got to see a side of him that is much more friendly. Sometimes, he would smile towards you from the pool and you noticed that he doesn't ever miss the opportunity to show you his gratitude as their manager. Communicating that it's a difficult job and that he's glad a person like you is able to keep track of all the members and how much he appreciates your organization. You can't lie that his words are some of the only things that makes the job worth it.

Prosciutto is the only member with no preference towards style. While he was developing his swimming skills, he decided to pay hone each style so he would not be lacking in any area. While that doesn't make him a specialist, it gives him more options in competitions.

He rather enjoys individual competitions and loves competing against the other members. Whenever Formaggio dares him for a casual friendly race, he never backs down, treating it as a real race. The other members get a kick out of him taking everything a bit too seriously.

Pesci:

Swimming is as easy to him as breathing. Growing up with a fishing family by the sea, Pesci was accustomed to swimming from an extremely early age. It was sheer passion of swimming among the fish that kept him going but it was largely a hobby. He joined Passione Sporting Club as a teen, to keep up his swimming skills during high school but quickly met Prosciutto who inspired him to no end. Prosciutto once praised his style and speed saying he could make it to the nationals if he tried, maybe even the Olympics and from that moment he decided to join La Squadra and make both himself and the team proud. He's the most amicable out of anyone else in the team and since the moment you two met you'd become easy friends. At first he was a bit shy to talk to you but he caught your eye a couple of times during swim practices and it made his heart soar just a little every time you waved with a smile. Eventually, that got him talking to you and you noticed he started being more specific about his goals and ambitions for his swimming career. You quickly picked up the potential that Prosciutto always talked about regarding Pesci, truly, he was a gifted swimmer but his hard work pays off the most.

Pesci loves the butterfly stroke above all else. It's the first stroke he learned from a family member and honed his skills until it became his strongest. It gave him the biceps that he now shows off sometimes. He's pretty agile with the stroke as well but he doesn't cower from competing in other styles.

Pesci is another member who loves team sports and gets the most excited for medley relays with his team. Prosciutto and Risotto motivate him the most before the races and he's always the first to arrive out of excitement of having the team together. But most of all, he loves to hang out together with the team to celebrate afterwards.

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[silly-l1ttle-guy]

Risotto's hair is naturally purple like how it is in the manga, but he dyes it grey cuz he likes having lighter hair

Emo ass mf. His hair is gonna fall out at the rate he's going. It's probably thin as fuck too

#mister silly #silly little guy #jojos bizarre adventure #jjba part 5 #jojo golden wind #jojo risotto #risotto jjba #jjba risotto #risotto jojo #risotto nero #jjba hcs #jjba headcanons #jojo headcanons

[yachiblanca]

Loved this one. Could you please do a similar one for Risotto, Diavolo and Prosciutto?

Thanks for enjoying my content and sure !! Btw i'll still be using Maud Pie for this.

Prosciutto, Diavolo, Risotto with a Reader that hardly expresses emotions

Diavolo isn't very much surprised with the first impression when he approached you for some assistance.

He's a man who lives in the shadows y'know? He doesn't mind the treatment he gets from you, but it kind of bothers him for yourself not having a much of a tone he hears from the other people- he wanted to feel more.. 'Worshipped'

Diavolo isn't the type of man to be having to start a conversation, but he does enjoy the quiet company. He secretly does a side eye you when you're doing something.

Though the quiet company can get quite unentertaining.. He thought that were you like him, A cold hearted mafioso? Even if he talked to you he could sense the tint of awkwardness in between.

So he wanted to test something. Be prepared to see Doppio very often! The boss Diavolo himself knows Doppio can do something about this- expect to see him less likely than before.

“Tururururu! Oh! Boss told me to tell you that you put salt instead of sugar!” You and Doppio were making cupcakes.

Prosciutto is quick to pick up on what type of person you are based on how you talk to him- or maybe your composure too, he was in relief when you weren’t close to being like Pesci. He didn’t wanna deal with another if he had to.

He’s also not bothered with the treatment you give him, he finally gets some peaceful company… but it’s too peaceful.

Prosciutto will be likely to be throwing some comments- hoping he could start a certain topic or he may unintentionally start a beef between the two of you.

Or.. should he woo you like a gentleman? Maybe he thought that you were playing hard to get?

But all he could do was observe you from afar or approach you when something in need or a mission. It should be a big surprise if you decide to talk to him first wether it’s a mission or a question.

"Y/N, want a cigarette? Yes? No? Hm.. You don't seem like the type to be smoking though."

Risotto expects you to be like his other comrades but here you were lacking the emotions as he got to know you- and as he noticed too.

You didn't seem to be the type to be putting up a fight so Risotto is in relief too- thank god he wasn't going to be dealing with another chaotic member.

Risotto observes his members carefully, wanting to know about their info and about themselves so they can get along with him well. You were an exception for Risotto to read you.

He found it a bit difficult into finding your interest, he doesn't usually approaches and ask what are your likings, but since it's you then it was a no choice for him but to ask. He couldn't tell from your face expression if you liked what you were watching on the TV.

He does appreciate it alot when you talk to him first, he thought that you didn't like him at first. You may get paired in missions with him for a very long time- so you know.. just to get to know you well and upgrade your affinity!

"So.. do you prefer pancakes for breakfast or coffee?"

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[aplliwrites]

|◁ II RISOTTO HATES TIK TOK II ▷|

Just a silly head canon that fits him tbqh. All in good fun. Don’t take this too seriously.

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He hates Tik Tok so much because he HATES mainstream stuff, but also because of the way they treat anything alternative over there. “They rip the soul and passion from it! They turn it into a trend that dies in a month! Tik Tok is a plague on society!” He says, banging his fists on the table.

Risotto is one of those metal fans that HATES nu metal. “Tik tok metal,” he calls it. Little does he know, he listens to nu metal bands.

He never installed Tik Tok or any other social media, so when he found out Metallica had been taken over by Eddie Munson fans it broke his fucking heart. He now HATES Stranger Things AND Eddie Munson. Don’t tell him you like Stranger Things. He will give you the stink eye.

He also HATES modern pop punk (understandable honestly). To him, it’s just a mockery of actual pop punk. To him, it’s Tik Tok men have never struggled in their lives complaining about how shitty their ex is. And to him, all pop punk fans are 14-17 year old e-girls that trend surf and think black eye liner is goth. “It’s all so corporate,” he says, “no feeling, no meaning. Just some relatable words and bad notes meant to make money.” He became a devoted Christian to pray away Machine Gun Kelly and his fans from the alternative music community.

He doesn’t listen to a lot of goth music and isn’t very submerged in the goth community, but he’s so aggressive about Wednesday and people that like it. He hasn’t even watched it!! “I don’t need to watch it to know it’s mainstream crap!” He says.

The rest of La Squadra thinks it’s hilarious the way he gets so heated. Except Ghiaccio. He’s not even alternative, but he’s a hater. He loves hating on everyone and everything, but especially popular things AND Gen z.

Illuso purposely alerts Risotto when there’s new drama on the Tik Tok alt community. He frames it as concern and awareness, but we all know he does it because he thinks it’s funny seeing Risotto so pissed off over something so small.

Prosciutto thinks it’s pathetic. He admires Risotto for his strength, his stoicism, and his level head. Risotto is the leader of la fucking squadra di esecuzione, yet cannot handle some people he will never meet enjoying something that isn’t hurting anyone.

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[beneathashadytree]

Headcannons or a short imagine for Risotto, Giorno, Bruno, and Abbacchio(if that is too many people you can pick two out) with an s/o who has Autism and gets really hyper around people they trust, and just kind of like run around, bounce up and down, and simply laughing at the smallest things. But the truth is they just feel comfortable enough to not mask their energy.

I go through episodes like this with my friends and brother and they judge me or just don't really get it, so it'd be great to see how my comfort characters would handle it! Love ya!

UNMASKED - RISOTTO NERO, GIORNO GIOVANNA, BRUNO BUCCIARATI, AND LEONE ABBACCHIO X READER

Warnings : I hc Giorno as autistic in this, this is not proofread, reader is gender-neutral!

Genre : fluff and comfort!

Word count : 0.9K words

Additional notes : Thank you so much for requesting! As an autistic person myself, as well as having ADHD, this was extremely self-indulgent for me too 🫣 Masking is so draining, and leaves me feeling upset, so having someone to be yourself around is the most comforting experience ever. Sending love back to you, and I hope you enjoy this!💗💗

Requests : Are open! Check the rules over here.

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Masterlist

Risotto admittedly has a rather low social battery and energy levels normally (outside of missions, that is), so he hasn’t really experienced that feeling himself

However, given the mix of different personalities in La Squadra, he’s learnt how to deal with and interact with each of them accordingly

When it comes to his s/o, he couldn’t really help that small, soft smile that crosses his face without him even noticing it

Some peculiar warmth swells in his chest every time he sees them grinning at him, almost bouncing up and down in their seat with the boundless energy they had

Whenever they chattered on about something that interested them, stars shining in their eyes, or enthusiastically talked about their day, he’d quietly listen attentively, with small interjections here and there to show that he was paying attention

He could swear that his heart swelled to twice its size whenever he heard their laugh, so carefree and delighted in his presence

Risotto wasn’t delusional; he knew that being autistic wasn’t all sunshine and rainbows, and that they’d struggled with some things that other neurotypical people found easy

But—at the very least—he was glad to be able to offer his lover some semblance of a safe space where they could unwind and slip off that mask they donned around others

If he should sit there for hours on end, simply staring at them with that fond half-smile on his face as they did their own thing, he would willingly do it in a heartbeat

Autistic x Autistic /hj

No but seriously, I’m pretty sure Giorno’s on the autistic spectrum and you can’t convince me otherwise

So he knows all too well how it feels to mask and to have swooping energy levels, and to see his darling feel so at home with him that it all comes apart has him doing the exact same thing as well

No masking in this household, no sir!

Their enthusiasm was always infectious to him, their smile always pulling one of his own

Every hyperfixation of theirs that they loved to share with him had him listening with pleasure, bright green eyes focused on them and them alone

This also encouraged him to share his special interests with them, something he’d never bothered to express to anyone else, preferring to keep things to himself

And every time without fail they’d laugh in his presence, he’d find himself itching to pull them close and into his chest, a brand new feeling he couldn’t exactly name

It felt wonderful to have someone on the same wavelength as him; even if their energy levels were vastly different, they understood each other better than anyone else, and that was something unique to their relationship only

Are you really going to try and convince me that Bucciarati has no experience interacting with neurodivergent people when Narancia is right there? /hj

With the patience of a saint, Bruno is probably the best person to rant to about anything

He’s a brilliant listener and always seems invested in the conversation, no matter how mundane it might seem to outsiders; it was always the biggest delight to him to have them gesticulate as they told him yet another story with shiny eyes

If he was ever on a long mission, or his Capo duties took him away for long periods of time, he loved nothing more than the way they bounded up to him and flung themself into his arms, pure longing and adoration etched onto their expression

And no matter how exhausted he was, hearing their cheerful laugh would erase all tiredness from his face and he would feel rejuvenated

Rest assured that he would definitely take the chance often to tell them how much he appreciates how comfortable they are around him, understanding that it is a great sign of trust for them to not mask when they were with him

He needs to express how honored feels!

Now, Abbacchio has had his fair share of interacting with all different sorts of people

Granted, he prefers to keep to himself more often than not, but hanging around with the rest of the gang meant that he never really minded their hyperactivity

When it came to his lover, he found it doubly endearing, in all honesty

Though he did get drained pretty quickly, he didn’t mind one bit the way they’d eagerly seek him out and launch into retelling a fascinating event that had happened

In fact, he was a sucker for the times when they came up to him with glinting eyes and a brilliant grin, beginning an hour-long non-stop rant about their newest hyperfixation (he loved that they had a passion that would drive them so)

Leone might’ve seemed dispassionate to others, but he would do anything to provide the best sources for any special interests they might have

Time to splurge that mafia money /hj

The Italian countryside was the best place to go on dates, with them running around the fields, laughing out loud and jumping into his lap as he sat down on the grass with the most tender smile and lovesick expression on his face

Though he couldn’t picture himself doing any of this, he couldn’t imagine a world without them roping him in

He’d do whatever it takes to ensure that they’d always consider him their home to come back to; the person they can be themself around

Taglist: @mrsgiovanna @blondeboyfriend @boorishbrambling

#imagine #oneshot #fluff #anime #hc #headcanons #jjba #jojo #jojo’s bizarre adventure #jojo part 5 #golden wind #jojo’s bizarre adventure golden wind #jojo x reader #la squadra #bucci gang #risotto nero #risotto nero x reader #bruno bucciarati #bruno bucciarati x reader #leone abbacchio #leone abbacchio x reader #giorno giovanna #giorno giovanna x reader #vento aureo

[ashymations]

Jotaro, come get your niece damn it, she needs saving again.

#HC that she shows Risotto her Demon Blade and he 9retends to get killed by it so he doesn't have to kill her #He loves the enthusiasm this lil brat has tho #JJBA #JOJO #JoJo's Bizarre Adventure #Merlai Anne #Anne Merlai #Risotto Nero #Doodle #My Art #JoJo vs Bot

[daisys-gard3n]

Who's the king of aftercare after a particularly rough session?

Aftercare Kings

jonathan - doesn’t like rough sex, however it’s rough on you because of what he’s packin. and he’s such a sweetheart. Afterwards he’s making sure if you’re okay - he’ll be sure to have a dish and a pitcher of water to soak a cloth in to wipe you clean. he’ll make you a nice calming tea, and he’ll help you up if you need to go to the bathroom. lots of praise, kisses and cuddles.

speedwagon - man fucks, been doing so since ogre street. he wears his heart on his sleeve and he can’t help but instantly coddle you afterwards once he’s achieved post nut clarity. he’ll be rambling on, asking if you’re okay and if it was too much. he’ll get you nice and cleaned up and put into some clean pjs, getting you something to eat, something to drink, and just hold and chat with you for the rest of the night.

joseph - younger, he’ll pull you close and let you lay your head before klonking out (very worn out). when he’s older, he starts paying attention to more of the details with the rituals of aftercare. carrying you to the bathroom so he can set you up a nice bath and getting a snack for you, talking with you afterwards for a little bit to wind down, and just letting you relax as he cleans up before joining in bed with you.

caesar - oh, acts of service is one of his love languages. he knows you get pretty worn out from what he does to you. so he’ll wipe you down if you’re feeling a bath and it’s too hard for you to walk, treat some minor bruises (mans got a rough grasp), massage any sort spots you have, and he’ll even cook you something if you’re hungry. sometimes he’ll be snuggling you and kissing you that it ends up with very soft and slow sex, he can’t help it.

wamuu - literally the only kind one out of the pillarmen. he has a lot of needs to satisfy, so he’ll be there to check if you’re okay. He’s talking with you, probably giving you a massage wherever you’re cramping up and sore the most, or just quietly hold you and let you rest on him until the two of you fall asleep. 

kakyoin - he’s into some pretty freaky things, so he rewards you for indulging him with the best aftercare ever. He’s pretty affectionate with you, so snuggling you close and letting you rest in his arms is always on the plate when it comes to aftercare. he’ll give you a scalp massage with one of his hands and you’ll end up falling asleep almost instantly, alongside his soft talking. he’ll get you some treats and get you cleaned up and into some fresh clothes. 

kira - another freak, but the aftercare skills of a god. he likes finer things, so he’ll bring out the scented candles and the nice bubble bath soap. Washing your hair and massaging your body with the nice hot water. he likes to care for things very meticulously, which includes you. man’s gives you a whole grooming session when he does. you even have him filing your nails and putting cuticle oil on them. you feel like royalty with his care if you let him do so.

bruno - mans will give you a run for your money concerning sex. he has a natural worrying personality, so he’ll be rather doting to you afterwards. his act of service usually involves cooking to some degree, making you a nice homemade meal and getting you a hot cup of tea or coffee alongside it. great way to wind down, and he’ll bring you back to the bed or couch to snuggle and sleep.

giorno - another man who likes to meticulously care for things, including you. maybe he wants to show his gratitude to you quietly through his services or to show that he appreciates you, even when he literally just rearranged your guts. he’ll take you into the shower with him, a slow process of letting you rest on him and holding you close and eventually washing you. muttering words of affection occasionally. then to get you dry and into fresh clothes and bring you to bed for a nice power nap.

risotto - he knows for a fact that he’s a lot to satisfy in bed...and a lot to take. he’s quietly asking you if you’re alright and kissing you, making sure you’re feeling calm after what you just went through. he’ll take off any leather gear you were wearing for the session, probably apologetically put ointment on any welts he gave you, and massage some sore limbs.

prosciutto - another meticulous man, he’s talking to you and making sure that you’re 100% okay. If not, he’ll be right next to you - holding you closely, gently rubbing your back or a hand combing through your hair, kissing you...he takes this stuff seriously. he has words of affection flooding past his lips and he’s assuring you that you were absolutely wonderful for him. 

melone - on the rare occasions he can stay awake, he’ll massage your body of any soreness with some body oil and maybe put on some relaxing music. he’s talking to you and asking if you’re okay and if there’s anything you wanted to try next time. although just be aware that with him, he might get a little naughty with some tender and very slow sex (most petting just to make sure he’s not pushing it). 

sorbet - quite the hard dom in bed, so afterwards he’ll check if you’re alive alongside gelato. he’s a quiet man, so he shows his affections towards the both of you with actions. like bandaging up any scrapes and dried up scratches (sure loves his knives), providing water and painkillers, and getting something to eat. if you ask, he’ll crawl back into bed with you and just hold you quietly until you and or gelato both fall asleep on his chest

tiziano - squalo tends to pass out almost immediately after sex, so it’s mostly up to tiziano with the aftercare. and he has a special routine to it, so he’s more than pleased to do so. he’s full of affectionate words and telling you how much of a good job you did for the both of them. he’ll draw you a nice bath and join you to make sure you’re washed up properly. quite affectionate, leaving kisses and chuckling at your squirming. he’ll put in a variety of products in your hair and comb/massage into it until you come out of the bathroom like it’s salon quality. 

anasui - now this 100% is a true lover boy, he’s on hand and foot for you after sex. he’s full of affectionate words and extremely cuddly, kissing you all over and holding onto you real tight to let you know that you were wonderful and loved. after a little bit, he’ll ask if you need anything and immediately fetch it for you - some painkillers, water, a snack, or even help you up to wash you up. this man just has constant hearts in his eyes for you.

mountain tim - rough as in this man is such a service top that he made you almost melt in place, yes. afterwards, he’s cooing at you in a hush voice and holding you close as you calm down from your high. he’ll lay you on his chest on top of him until your breathing is normal and you’re calm enough to answer coherently. he’ll be talking with you, eventually getting up so he can get you a rag to clean you off, maybe get you a drink, and then crawl back into bed with you. his large hands massaging at your sore spots and earning him some sighs of satisfaction...but he is still a man and one of desire towards you, so...you might start another session by accident.

#jonathan joestar #robert e.o. speedwagon #joseph joestar #caesar zeppeli #wamuu #noriaki kakyoin #kira yoshikage #bruno buccellati #giorno giovanna #risotto nero #prosciutto #melone #sorbet #tiziano #narciso anasui #mountain tim #jjba headcanons #not sfw #gn reader #aftercare hcs #these were the ones i could come up with before my brain melted 2 goo

[mink-place]

Can I request hcs for La Squadra and a teammate!s/o with a stand can copy/ mimics the abilities of other stands? Power couple shit. Thank you!

Sure! Thank you for your request :D

La Squadra Di Esecuzione with an teammate! S/o that has a copy stand

Risotto Nero

He thinks that your stand is very useful most for missions, even if he doesn't like you to be relationated with the mafia.

At first he was kinda shocked that you could copy any other stand abilities, your stand sounds so powerful.

And he likes that, still he doesn't compliment you a lot, he's a quiet man.

He likes to see when you use your stand, is like having multiple stands in one.

He doesn't really care if you mimic his abilities.

Prosciutto

Like Risotto, he likes your stand, whenever you have to do something he'll try to be paired with you mostly because he doesn't really trust the other hitmens, except Pesci.

Expect praise if you do well in the missions.

He won't like you to mimic his stand because he thinks that he is powerful enough and doesn't need two Grateful Death.

Illuso

He doesn't really care about your stand unless he is paired on a mission with you.

Don't worry tho, he thinks it's cool, but not as cool as his Man In The Mirror.

“Gotta do better!" he'll mock you, mostly jocking.

Just don't copy his stand ability or he would feel kinda offended, he's the only one that can use HIS stand and HIS abilities, he doesn't want another Man In The Mirror!

If you copy any other stand then he's alright.

Pesci

He's AMAZED by your stand, but at the same time feels he's kinda weak compared to your stand.

You sound so powerful and he feels like, just Pesci, that's all.

It's alright because he won't be sad and you'll motivate him to do better and be stronger!

He likes when you mimic his stand, he feels like a connection with you and makes him feel butterflies in his stomach.

“That's so cool, dear!” he'll shower you in praise for your stand, he feels lucky to have a partner like you.

Ghiaccio

He thinks your stand is okay, it's a stand, he thinks it's not something you should praise or give more importance.

If he's with you on a mission he expects you to be useful with your stand, still won't be mad at you (or doesn't show it) because you are his lover, but try not to mess up.

He doesn't like when you copy his stand, he doesn't think that two same stands with the same abilities are useful, but if that makes you happy he can shut his mouth.

Unless you're at a mission, then don't mimic his stand, try another one, he thinks there'd more posibilities to win if you have two abilities.

Melone

He's pretty interested in you and your stand, how it works, when did you get it, if you can really copy any abilities, if you can have more than one at a time.

In the missions, he'll be behind you giving you tips and advice while Baby Face helps you, he isn't one to physical confrontation.

He does like to see what can you do when you mimic his abilities.

“Di molto, that's amazing, bella!” compliments you whenever he cans.

Formaggio

He's chill with your stand, thinks is pretty cool, but doesn't give it more importance than a coment.

He finds it funny when you copy his ability for the first time, in his opinion, when you copy his stand he feels like a part of him is with you.

“We're, like, connected, y'know?”

In missions he would like you to copy the stand of the enemy or another one that isn't his stand, better if the stand is of physical strength.

Sorry if this was too short, I wrote this really late, hope it is okay, anon!

#jjba #jojos bizarre adventure #jjba part 5 #jjba vento aureo #jjba la squadra #la squadra di esecuzione #la squadra x reader #jjba hcs #la squadra hcs #risotto nero x reader #risotto nero #prosciutto #prosciutto x reader #pesci #pesci x reader #illuso #illuso x reader #ghiaccio #ghiaccio x reader #melone #melone x reader #formaggio x reader #formaggio #mink-place

[diovstheworld]

La Squadra Shitposts #31

i’m coming back from my break from writing/the internet i guess(?) and why not come back with another one of these. i’m not gonna lie, i missed making these :,) so enjoy and hopefully i’ll be posting more soon :)

୨ ╭ ୨୧ ✦ ︶꒷꒦・⎯⎯・⎯⎯・₊ˎ✧๑

#jjba headcanons #jjba hcs #jjba la squadra #jjba prosciutto #jojo la squadra #la squadra headcanons #jjba risotto #prosciutto #risotto nero #jjba formaggio #jjba melone #melone #formaggio #illuso #jjba illuso #jjba pesci #ghiaccio #jjba ghiaccio #risotto #sorbet and gelato #pesci #la squadra hc #jjba sorbet and gelato #jojo hcs #jjba sorbet #incorrect la squadra #la squadra imagines #la squadra esecuzioni

[la-principessa-della-squadra]

what do you think are the birthdays of La Squadra members? At the least their zodiac signs

HCS-La Squadra's ⭐ Star Signs ⭐ + Personalities

Risotto

Name: Salvatore Irrera

Date of Birth: November 1st 1973, Messina (Sicily)

Chinese zodiac sign: Ox 🐂

Star sign: Scorpio ♏, (2nd Decane)

Virgo ascendant; Scorpio moon; Mercury in Scorpio; Mars in Cancer; Venus in Scorpio;

This kind of Scorpio can exploit any weakness of the person in front of them. They take mental notes of every small detail that might not be important or seems futile at first. These Scorpios like to keep these details in mind just to bring them out at the right time. This kind of knowledge starts bring useful also when they want to create specific doubts in someone else's head without saying things directly.

Personality:

Risotto is prickly, opinionated, smart.

He's a person of few words, solitaire.

He usually works alone because of how powerful his stand is.

Risotto has an extremely analytical mind. Furthermore, he's able to notice even the smallest detail.

Thanks to this kind of analysis, Risotto can easily connect the dots and quickly have an overview of any kind of situation.

Despite his analytical thinking, Risotto can be really impatient.

His cool and restrained demeanor and him not being the most talkative in the team often hides the fact that he gets impatient easily.

However, Risotto may lose his patience, but he never loose his lucidity. This means he won't indulge in temper tantrums.

Risotto can be very critical. He can't, and does not, tolerate mistakes.

He could be easily described as thin-skinned when it comes to uncomfortable truths.

At the same time, Risotto is a curious person, but it's not keen to gossip.

People rightfully fear him because of all these traits, while his teammates look up to him for the same characteristics.

Illuso

Name: Valentino Ferrero

Date of Birth: August 15, 1974, Turin (Piedmont)

Chinese zodiac sign: Tiger 🐅

Star sign: Leo ♊, (3rd Decane)

Sagittarius ascendant; Scorpio moon, Mercury in Virgo, Mars in Sagittarius;

Many Leos are like Illuso. It is very difficult to raise them in a proper and balanced way. Exposing them to harsh critics, would make them grow up insecure and envious. This kind of Leos have the constant need to minimize the other's success by going out of their way to elevate themselves.

Personality:

Illuso is entitled, sadistic, bold.

Shameless and unapologetic.

Always ready to criticize and judge.

Illuso is proud of his personality: blatantly sadistic and mean.

He is self-centered, perhaps narcissistic: he thinks everything is owed to him and does not hide this entitled arrogance.

Illuso knows how powerful he can be. Sometimes he ends up understimating his enemy.

This man has a very fragile ego, carefully hidden by his 'confidence' and nasty comments.

Illuso rejoices in mistreating people by judging and criticizing them just to elevate himself. It's his way to hide his insecurities and blatantly say: "Se voglio, ti mangio in testa, pirletta." (I'm better than you and I'm not afraid to show it off.)

He's going to badmouth everyone behind their back, but won't restrain himself when he has the occasion to blast people in front of their faces.

Thanks to his stand, Illuso can bring his victims into a world where they are at his complete mercy, without the chance to counter.

Formaggio

Name: Francesco Mancini

Date of Birth: June 11, 1975 (Rome)

Chinese zodiac sign: Rabbit 🐇

Star sign: Gemini ♊, (3rd Decane)

Taurus ascendant ; Gemini moon; Mercury in Pisces ; Mars in Cancer

A born manipulator who is extremely good with words. This kind of Gemini manages to blend into all situations and, with the right circumstances, to be a sly double agent.

Personality:

Formaggio is cunning, deceiving, a manipulator

On surface, he's always seen as a very laid back, nice, and easygoing person.

Deep down, Formaggio can be as sadistic and manipulative as Illuso. If not more.

As a matter of fact, he also enjoys playing with his victims.

Concealed under all that nonchalance and easy-going savoir faire, there's a ruthless desire for possession and control.

Formaggio can easily disguise this devious side with his congeniality and humor.

Formaggio also has a very fragile ego that he hides by using humor and jokes to minimize the people around him and their efforts.

Thanks to his humoristic tone, people are less keen to counter his verbal attacks. After all "Aò, Stavo a scherzà" (Aó, it was just a joke)

With his stand, Formaggio gradually 'shrinks' people's chances to counter or resist his manipulation, making them feel more worthless and numb as time passes.

Ghiaccio

Name: Giovanni Zorzan

Date of Birth: June 26, 1976, Vicenza (Veneto)

Chinese zodiac sign: Dragon 🐉

Star sign: Cancer ♋, (1st Decane)

Gemini ascendant; Leo moon; Mercury in Cancer;

Control issues and razor-sharp tongue are the main characteristics of this kind of Cancer. First Decade Cancer people know how to make their way through life with remarkable cleverness because they can always understand the needs and motivations of others. Despite the traditional image of Cancer depicting them as dreamers and impractical people, those born in the First Decade often succeed in realizing their aspirations. In certain cases, they must prevent their aggressive instincts from becoming too violent, or, on the contrary, from being suppressed. In some cases, the suppression of these instincts may result in a state of depression, with periodic outbursts of anger.

Personality:

Ghiaccio is stubborn, temperamental, witty.

Ghiaccio has a goal and does everything he can to achieve it.

He is extremely shrewd and intelligent, with a strong temperament.

His stubbornness helps him to foresee the moves of others.

The fact that he manifests his fits of rage physically usually potrays him as an unstable person, almost psychopathic.

On the surface he may appear to be a very impulsive guy who blurts out easily. The truth is that despite his outbursts, he always manages to redirect himself in the situation.

Ghiaccio has great tenacity and perseverance, even if she gets pissed off very easily.

After all, he sees himself as a very skilled assassin and a professional. In other words, he needs to act like one.

However, his aggressiveness and short temper is not always countered by his slyness.

Sometimes he just needs to release all the violence and aggression he keeps inside.

Luckily, he seems like the kind of person who prefers to punch objects rather than innocent people.

It's very easy to get on his nerves and to get a harsh response from him. If he doesn't feel 'nice', it won't act 'nice'.

Ghiaccio is definitely not the easiest person to work with. Especially when his aggressive behavior is matched with his arrogance.

Melone

Name: Lorenzo Rossi

Date of Birth: September 15, 1974, ??? (Tuscany)

Chinese zodiac sign: Tiger 🐅

Star sign: Virgo ♍, (3rd Decane)

Cancer ascendant; Aquarius moon, Mercury in Virgo;

People born in the Third Decade of Virgo never hesitate to ask for what they need: what they aim for is what is good for them. This kind of Virgo has a duty-oriented and service-oriented side that is not so obvious. They may look distant and cold sometimes, but the reality is that they feel the need to give and receive love and affection. This kind of Virgo tends to be very selective about how and under what conditions they share their feelings. What they despise most is self-pity and lack of self-criticism, and so they are especially hard on those who tend to feel sorry for themselves or seem to wallow in their own weaknesses.

Personality

Melone is clever, frenzy, brazenly outrageous.

Melone is also analytical, but his main difference from Ghiaccio or Risotto is that he prefers to detach himself from situations.

He is logical and definitely more 'controlled' than his friend Ghiaccio.

However, Melone's cleverness can be easily hidden by his languid and bizzarre manners.

On the surface, Melone is often seen acting all 'weird' and thirsty regarding the opposite sex.

Despite showing attraction for women, he doesn't seem to perceive them as something more than test subjects for his 'Baby Face'.

The perversion of his stand combined with the languid behavior he displays towards women, could make even his most thick-skinned teammate uncomfortable.

However, none of them would ever address the issue. It's much more easier for them to shrug it off.

Melone speaks little because he is always hunched over his laptop, but when he opens his mouth, he makes outbursts that often and unintentionally shock people.

When he feels comfortable around a specific person, he's much more talkative.

Many call him eccentric because of the way he dresses and acts around people.

He' s often seen striving to be hypersexual, maybe to hide a lack of affection.

It's hard to tell if Melone's behavior is part of a much more complex masquerade to hide deeper insecurities or if he's just showing signs of sociopathy.

Prosciutto

Name: Damiano Russi

Date of Birth: April 4, 1973, Palermo (Sicily)

Chinese zodiac sign: Ox 🐂

Star sign: Aries ♈, (2nd Decane)

Aries ascendant; Aquarius moon; Mars in Aries; Mercury in Taurus;

Aries people in the Second Decade are definitely success-oriented. This kind of Aries tends to give too much importance to their function. In other words, they may in fact consider themselves indispensable, but they can also arouse strong antagonism if they forget the importance of the team they are in.

Personality

Prosciutto is remorseless, unmerciful, Machiavellian

Prosciutto is an outspoken and unscrupulous man who gets straight to the point.

He's certainly not above using those closest to him to get what he wants.

Prosciutto does everything to pursue his goals, and he has no qualms in using others to the point of crushing them.

His thick skin and absence of remorse make him the perfect hitman who's not afraid to hurt the innocents.

At least, he is honest with himself and aware of his cruelty towards weaker people. He won't act like a wolf in sheep's clothing.

Prosciutto has a high opinion of himself because in the end he always finds a way to get what he wants.

Since he always has to act ruthless, it is no surprise to see him struggling to get in touch with his feelings.

Prosciutto is so used to see people as convenient object that this attitude will possibly translate to his relationship with a partner.

Pesci

Name: Ciro Esposito

Date of Birth: September 11, 1980, Eboli (Campania)

Chinese zodiac sign: Monkey🙊

Star sign: Virgo ♍, (2nd Decane)

Cancer ascenant; Sagittarius moon; Mercury in Leo; Mars in Sagittarius;

Second Decade Virgo are difficult to understand to the fullest extent because of their paradoxical and often mysterious nature.

Personality

Pesci is naive, vile, resentful.

Pesci is the embodiment of "it's always the quiet ones".

On the surface, Pesci is seen as a soft and placid person. In other words, a sweet boy.

He can be easily deceived due to the fact he's a little naive.

The sad reality is that he is a vile man. Prosciutto in particular is aware of his nature, that's why he's so harsh with him.

When Pesci finally takes matters into his own hands and decides to act, he loses himself in words rather than deeds.

Pesci seems harmless, but when he gets easily discouraged, he tends to drag others down with him.

Pesci tries to avoid confrontations until he can't anymore.

He would rather accumulate resentments and grudges than be straightforward.

He's a mama's boy, for two main reasons: he needs constant guidance because of his passive behavior; he's not really able to take responsibility for his own actions.

#la squadra esecuzioni #la squadra esecuzioni hcs #risotto nero #Illuso #Formaggio #Ghiaccio #Melone #Pesci #Prosciutto #jjba #vento aureo #jojo no kimyou na bouken #star signs #horoscope #zodiac signs

[illussy]

Hello! Can I request La squadra (separately) with an S/o coming back from a mission early and seeing that their partner isn't back yet so they decide to sneak in and wear their clothes out of curiosity or comort. And they come back to see their S/o wearing something of theirs in the open. Just some cute fluff stuff if that's okay 😋

a/n: omg im so sorry this took so long D: i misunderstood this request at first and i thought it was about LS using the clothes of their partner and then getting caught dfjdfjkj i had to do it all over again damn djfdjf but i had so much fun doing this!!!! thank you for requesting n.n i'm sorry if i got too carried away with the spicy hehe

as always♡ feel free to request something else if this is not of your likings!!

Warnings: afab reader, sliiight nsfw and sexual connotations, and i think that's all??

Risotto

Not exactly surprised. He already knew that sometime in the future you would be either asking him directly or rummaging secretly into his wardrobe to steal a particular garment.

Either if you did it out of curiosity or to feel him closer, it doesn't really matter. It was really cute to see you struggling with the belts and complex patterns.

Walking near you, he grabbed you from behind, cold hands on your exposed waist, to look at you in the mirror. Retouching the strips of the jacket so it could cover more of your chest cavity, you felt him pressing into your back as his hands started roaming your body.

"Keep it. Black looks so much better on you~"

Biting his lower lip, Risotto gave you a kiss on the top of your head before pulling apart and heading off the room, leaving you dumbfounded and blushing.

Prosciutto

"I- uh… thought you were in the shower.."

Flustered and heavily blushing from seeing you in nothing but undergarments and his jacket suit, Prosciutto hesitates between going in or closing the door to give you privacy.

Won't admit the effect it provoked on him just from seeing you like that, he's keeping a stern face the whole day. He just…never knew you could look so hot in his working attire.

After confessing it's something you've been used to doing very often when he's not home, gets kinda mad and lectures you about how wrong it is to root around in someone else's stuff.

Offers to buy you a matching set similar to his for your size so you two could match and you also won't have to go through his wardrobe (without permission) again.

Definitely ask you to use that outfit more often, especially when you're going out for dinner or having a special night in your shared bedroom.

Pesci

Stuttering, he tried to form a coherent sentence without looking directly at your body, but just couldn't help the way his jumpsuit hugged your attributes so well.

If you make a scene of taking it off infront of him, he'll quickly step in to stop you, but won't make any physical moves to do so.

If you decide to make a show out of it and model a little bit, however, he'll be stiff with a red face the whole time. Don't get him wrong, he's really enjoying it, it just makes him so nervous to see you like that. If he does get over the embarrassment, occasional comments about your new look will be heard from him.

In the next few days you'll notice that Pesci is leaving more of his similar outfits at your reach if you wish to try them on too. Don't forget to show him though!!

Illuso

Every time you asked to try on one of his outfits he always denied you. He is so picky about his own stuff and wants nobody touching on them. Not because you could ruin them or something, he knows you'd take care of it, Illuso's just really vain about it.

However, as soon as he sees you with his usual set, he's melting. You look so hot in it he gets kinda jealous at the mere thought of you stealing the spotlight in HIS outfit.

Won't explicitly say you look better in it, but will make a few comments from time to time. Poor guy he's just having cognitive dissonance he doesn't even know how to properly react.

Takes it off of you slowly with a smug smirk on his face the whole time, remarking that you'd look hotter without it. Whether you believe this or not it's up to you, yet you can be sure that he's gonna make you have a great time if you let him.

Formaggio

Whistling and howling like a dog in heat.

"Fuck babe have your tits ever looked so fine like this?"

Complimenting every single part of your body like he's seeing it for the first time. Man is going completely feral.

Most probably has a noticeable bulge and is not even ashamed about it. If you make a comment regarding it, he'd just blush and smirk, stating it's not his fault you're just so hot.

Wants to try on your clothes too so you two could be matching like a cliché couple, and also suggests taking pictures of it, even though it's more of Maggi touching and grabbing everything he can reach than actually taking a good selfie.

Won't be able to concentrate for the rest of the day and if the capo reprimands him for that, he'll blame it on you. God forbids him if you decide to do it on a busy day, as much as he tries, probably won't get over the chastising he'll receive.

Sets a day in the month to make an outfit swap so you two could make your everyday life with the clothes of your partner. He insists on changing undergarments too no matter how much you could refuse.

Melone

"Oh?"

Smirking the whole time. Does double takes between your chest and your eyes and is not subtle about it at all.

Caress your waist and let his hands roam all over your thighs and hips. Tries to be smug and steady about it but upon close you notice he's slightly shaking, as if trying to hold back the excitement.

He'll try to initiate something by giving you bedroom eyes, so you might have to stop him before he gets the wrong idea. He'll be pouty but can be satisfied with just a kiss.

Suggest the idea to dance while dressed the same, you get to choose the song and rhythm. He says he really wants to have an intimate moment as a couple but also really wants to see your body moving in the tight outfit.

Whatever you choose to do, Melone is happy with simply having you by his side, and he also will get over it, but the image of your features will be engraved on his mind for quite a long time.

(Truly thinks going out in a matching outfit it's so romantic nonetheless).

Ghiaccio

His brain malfunctions and he's paralyzed with eyes wide open as if you just went nuts and he got to witness that moment.

Realizes he's staring after a few seconds and gets so embarrassed but also can't hold back the gaze because holy shit those pants look so good on you.

Tries to mask all that horniness with anger, returning his face into his usual scowl and starts yelling about how you're there meddling with things that aren't yours when you could potentially break something, damage it or mess it up, but you notice he's kinda struggling to complete a full phrase without stuttering or faltering or just keeps silent for a little bit to gulp. It's almost awkward to see.

If you tease him he'll gonna deny it into oblivion and state that you're being dumb and don't know what you're talking about, and it's also stupid to dress up as your partner.

Rambles about not having time for your silly games and has more important things to do than to watch you get dressed, but then doesn't leave the room at all and acts like he's suddenly reorganizing the closet, occasionally looking at your way.

You'd either have to leave the place first or play along long enough for him to finally break.

Sorbet and Gelato

Sorbet has a habit of knocking before entering so it's most likely he wouldn't find you in a compromised position, yet if he really has to go in, he'll probably enter right away without much warning but leaves really quick.

In this case though, he does a double take with brows furrowed 'cause he's not sure he's seeing it right. Once getting enough confirmation, he just simply nods with a reversed smile as an approbation. Sorbet really doesn't think much of it. It'd be different however, if you insisted on him to stay with you a little longer.

Gelato pretty much enjoys invading other people's privacy, not because he enjoys watching them, he just likes to catch them on awkward moments so he can laugh to himself later on. And you're most likely not an exception.

As soon as he sees you with his jacket on, a mischievous smirk appears on his face, as he closes the door behind and gets closer to you. If the sounds are loud enough, it'll get Sorbet to come in to see what's going on and hopefully join.

If they both caught you together… oh boy…you can be certain that you're not getting out of that room for the whole day or at least until you learn your little "punishment" they insist you deserve. Not that you would complain much about it either;)

#plss im gonna do so much hcs cuz this was so fun!!! #thank you anon!! #jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba #la squadra #la squadra esecuzioni #la squadra hcs #la squadra x reader #risotto nero #risotto nero x reader #risotto x reader #formaggio x reader #formaggio jojo #melone jojo #melone x reader #proscuitto jojo #prosciutto x reader #illuso jojo #illuso x reader #pesci jojo #pesci x reader #ghiaccio jojo #ghiaccio x reader #sorbet and gelato #sorbet and gelato x reader #sorbet jojo #gelato jojo #la squadra jojo

[ghiautism]

OK also. la squadrer. 🏳️‍⚧️ any gender hcs that stick out to u :3 and 📓🫂 umm hobbies+friendship !!

as a transgender i have transed most of tjem but here’s the full list.,, + bonus what other type of fruit they are bc why not!!!!!! + then hobbies and friendships

this is a long ass post i have autism about these weird freaks!!! there are so many headcanons crammed into one post you guys are NOT even ready for it.! please ask me more questions give me excuses to be extremely autistic PLEAS EPLEAS EPLASE PLEASe

@dykeghiaccio because idk if ur answered ask notifs are also broken uyhjknkjhkj

gender (+ queer) hcs..

risotto: cis + gay but so astronomically babygirl he’s an honorary transsexual. also i made him cis out of spite to my shitty ex so do with that what you will

ghiaccio: the tguy ever + also GAY but more ambiguous about it which i could explain but i won’t because i’m lazy

illuso: trans guy + bi & poly

melone: genderfluid girlthing + t4t lesbian

prosciutto: nb + bi

formaggio: cishet BUT HES ALSO REALLY BABYGIRL SO HE GETS A PASS.

pesci: he’s jsut a little guy. I haven’t really decided tbh.

hobbies

ris: he has SO many!!! he loves to do Stuff all the time and when he's not working he has to occupy himself somehow. he plays bass & guitar and paints mostly, but he also likes cooking (baking too), crochet and just like. Drawing tbh. very creative angled guy he just likes to Do Stuff and Make things. he also really likes reality tv because i think thats funny

ghiaccio: hes not really a "busywork" type person and hobbies very much feel like that to him, so he doesn't do too much. he likes researching stuff and adding facts into his autism repertoire but that's sorta it. unless smoking weed is a hobby then i guess he does that too

illuso: plays guitar & is in a band, and that's his big thing. he's also really into music in general so he spends a lot of time listening to music (like at home and at concerts). also i decided hes a cosmetologist so he does hair as a side gig

melone: similar to ghiaccio but she likes researching stuff, mostly just in her field which is like. relationship and sex stuff. u guys im gonna be so for real with you i haven't pondered Too much what melone would do in their free time. Have a lot of weird sex i guess

prosciutto: very big into reading and fashion, watches fashion shows and reads fashion magazines mostly. likes browsing at stores even if they never buy anything

formaggio: this fucking GUY is so fucking. Guy. he works at a car shop on the side and so he's pretty into cars. he likes classic cars a lot and also drag racing!!!!!!! ive also played around with the idea of him doing tattoos because it just seems so himcore

pesci: hes still just a little guy, u guys. jokes aside he unironically likes to fish and also likes reading. hes pretty reserved usually so he doesn't really tend to do much. likes to sit and listen in on the rest of the team talking sometimes

friendships

but also just relationships between them :3 because i think about this a loooot. i organised this in a way that makes sense to Me so its probably really stupid but like. Cope i dunno

risotto: closest to ghiaccio because theyre GAY for each other, decently close with formaggio by way of ghiaccio, + i have decided one of my ocs is his girlbestie so. yass. other than that, he's pretty neutral on the rest of the gang since they sorta all do their own thing,, sometimes i make him kiss illuso

ghiaccio: closest to risotto for above reason & formaggio because they are boybesties,,, he gets on pretty good with illuso and sometimes i make them kiss but only sometimes as well

illuso: longtime friends with melone, other than that he gets on good with ghiaccio and formaggio and risotto!!! i'd say he's probably the most social of the gang, so he really just sorta gets along with all of tjem

melone: again, longtime friends with illuso, also dating prosciutto and uhh/ Yeah. likes to pester ghiaccio a lot and would probably say they're friends if you asked but they just sort of annoy the fuck out of each other. thinks of pesci as their lil bro. feels very weird and neutral about risotto for reasons that would take a long time to unpack

prosciutto: dating mel, tolerates illuso since him n mel are close, obviously is pesci's older sibling, and respects risotto. is deeply and truthfully entirely loathing of ghiaccio's existence and equally as truthfully forgets formaggio exists half the time

pesci: he honestly respects all of them more than he probably should since these people are all crazy but it's whateva. respects risotto the most, is mildly terrified of ghiaccio because how is he so tiny and yet so fucking scary, thinks of melone as his older sisterthing and that's sort of it for specifics tbh.

#im not tagging allat #la squadra #la sqaudra #jjba #jjba part 5 #headcanon #hcs #my headcanons #bliss babbling #risotto nero #ask #answered #vento aureo

[cm2tfemotd]

Todays Canon Male to Transfem Headcanon is Risotto Nero from Jojos Bizarre Adventures!

He is a genderfluid autistic transfem that uses he/they/she + neos!

#risotto nero #jojos bizarre adventure #jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba #cm2tfemhcotd #transfem #transgender #trans #transfem hc #trans hc #lgbt #req list