#probably when i fall asleep to asmr tho

[dynsdiary]

guess who wakes up with 500 tabs on safari in her phone….

#dyn’s yaps session ˖ ࣪𖤐 #idk how it happened #probably when i fall asleep to asmr tho

[boydepartment]

JAYJAY I HAVE THIS CUTE IDEA THAT YOU MIGHT LIKE

OKAY OKAY….imagine going on a road trip with enha! I THINK IT WOULD BE SO CUTE ESPECIALLY WITH JAKE AND NIKI AAAAHAHEHHDJDDJJ HEHEHEHHEEHHHEHEHEH👹👹👹

Enhypen Headcanons- Road-trip!

HELLLO MY DEAR IT HAS BEEN A CRAZY COUPLE OF DAYS BUT I AM ON IN RN!!!! IM GONNA DO THESE AS LIKE HEADCANONS <3 edit- IM SO sorry this took awhile. i had a ton of birthday stuff and then my friends stayed like the entire weekend. I LITERALLY FINISHED THIS WHILE THEYRE SLEEPING EVEN THO WE HAVE CHURCH TOMORROW ITS LIKE 2:30 AM!

MASTERLIST

JUNGWON- Jay def put him in charge of music mainly because Riki kept playing something INSANE LIKE ASMR ON THE AUX. Jungwon probably plays really nice classical music that makes everyone fall asleep but then will randomly play screamo too so he scares everyone. He lets everyone choose a song though! DEF ASKS TO GO PEE EVERY 20 MILES HE SITS RIGHT BEHIND JAY! His song choice is No More Dream by bts

HEESEUNG- I think be brings up like "lets play ispy!!!" then looked at like Jay like "i spy a grumpy pants!" Just to mess with him while he's driving. Other than that he is the snack keeper. He is in the passengers seat and the snacks are by his feet so no one hogs snacks. One time though Heeseung wanted to mess with Jake by playing tug of war with the bag of chips and you can imagine how that ended. Heeseung's song choice is You got a friend in me by Randy Newman

JAY- HE IS DRIVING. He gives driving vibes yaknow?? He is def a safe driver too, like he isn't driving like a maniac. He always has his blinker on too early and he is driving the speed limit. Can you imagine Jay backing up the car.... ANYWAYS- He has def turned the music off to focus when the car gets tense too Jay's song choice is Mr. Brightside by the Killers or he will just turn on like the oldies radio.

JAKE- He is somewhere in the middle of the van, I also think he gets carsick so bad. Whenever Riki wants him to look at something on his phone if its longer than a quick glance Jake NEEDS to look out the window, otherwise those chips he ate off the floor bc of Heeseung are coming up to land on the floor again. Other than that he loves to sing a long to songs <3 He would probably play the anything off the Guardians of the Galaxy soundtrack!

SUNGHOON- HE HAS THE COOLER W THE DRINKS ALL THE WAY IN THE BACK! They have tea, soda, water, everything. He wanted the seat all the way in the back for this reason. And because Sunoo is just on his phone the entire time. Sunghoon has def accidentally smacked Jake in the head with those sodas that are encased in glass. BY ACCIDENT. He also eats the ice from the cooler.... Sunghoon would play like old songs from I-Land and then be like "remember when so and so did this??" Just to add drama in the car.

SUNOO- On his phone the entire time!!! Next to Sunghoon in the back. He has his headphones in and he is playing a game. Sunoo is very quiet and just does his own thing! Only looks up when he gets a tincy motion sick or when he sleeps <3 He brought his own snacks. SUNOO DOESNT TRUST ANYONE NOT TO EAT THE FOOD W HIS NAME ON IT. "Riki just pick my song for me I am not listening."

NI-KI- "Dude if you throw up, puke on Jungwon..." VOMIT INSTIGATOR He also ended up right in the middle of the car which is really dumb because of how tall he is. mf is literally blocking the rear-view mirror. Riki also purposely will take longer to use the bathroom because before he left he sprayed a TON of axe in the car just to mess w people more. He likes when the windows are rolled down so it works out for him. He probably plays the MOST insane shit ever, like cbat or like REALLY old meme songs JUST to get on everyones nerves. LIKE THE RAINING TACOS SONG "Um I get two songs... Sunoo gave me his choice <3" THIS WHOLE CAR IS JUST A MESS!

#enhypen imagines #enha imagines #jungwon #yang jungwon #yang jungwon imagines #lee heeseung #heeseung #lee heeseung imagines #jay park #enha park jongseung #jay park imagines #jake sim #jake sim imagines #sim jaeyun #park sunghoon #sunghoon #sunghoon imagines #kim sunoo #sunoo imagines #nishimura riki #nishimura riki imagines #kpop #kpop imagines #enhypen #enhypen sunoo #enhypen jake #enhypen scenarios

[lysol1201]

crack ass headcanons but this time they were written at 5am

made this at 5am when i was stressed over school in march and i spilled redbull all over my desk and setup (i was a video game art major so everything i did was on my PC and then redbull got all over it so my life flashed before my eyes. at least i'm graduated tho now lol)

has some 18+ themes on here, nothing explicit just some suggestive jokes.

this is a long one so enjoy bbg's

++++

-Mammon’s favorite marvel hero is iron man because rich bitch

-Satan relates to the hulk, he empathizes with him, satan goes full on empath mode with bruce banner

-“OH SHIT! A RAT! THERE’s A RAT! THERE’S A MOTHERFUCKEN RAT!” -Barbatos probably

-MC boutta blare the p*rnhub drums music in HoL, the people who turn their heads

Asmo (lmao duh, also like smirks and is like omg what video)

Levi (he knows what it is but didn’t like it, he prefers hentai thanks. also probs knows from memes, is embarrassed because he’s levi even if he isn’t a p*rnhub avid viewer)

Mammon (oh shit oh fuck)

Lucifer (avatar of horny)

Satan is an intellectual!!! (He looks lol catgirl shit in that history and you know it)

Beel knows the sound but doesn’t care or feel embarrassed cuz it isn’t something he indulges in and Belphie is asleep.

-Levi has had significant others in the past but all have been online and most just stopped coming online after a couple days

-Satan had a skrillex phase, don’t ask why, i just can feel it

-Barbatos once played his playlist when he was baking with Luke and Luke was like “can’t wait for smooth jazz” and suddenly fucken breaking benjamin starts fucking blaring “SAY GOODBYE! AS WE DANCE WITH THE DEVIL TONIGHT! DON’T YOU DARE LOOK HIM IN THROUGH THE EYES! AS WE DANCE WITH THE DEVIL TONIGHTT” and Luke had a breakdown he had to go home. Barbatos was no longer allowed to play his playlist around Luke. So Barbatos played Cooking by the Book in apology. Luke once again got angy and went home.

-Asmo has once convinced Mammon, Levi, and Satan to do a performance for a Christmas event and it was the fucken Mean Girls choreography. Levi weirdly got way too into it

-Asmo listens to NSFW asmr this isn’t a self projection okay look let me explain I tried it out of curiosity and then passed out like good ass ASMR until the sounds of fucking woke me up n e wayz that’s Asmo

-“Oh fuck, Lucifer found the pee drawer… in his study HIGH FIVE” -Anti-Lucifer League

-ButterSock owners:

Lucifer

Barbatos

Solomon

-“Beel stop, don’t eat your brother-“ -Lucifer

-Who can do the WAP dance the best, from best to worst

Asmo (lmao is that a question)

Barbatos (don’t ask why)

Belphie (weirdly good at things without trying, just kinda like his grades)

Solomon (just listen)

Satan (wasn’t going to let Lucifer be better than him)

Lucifer (could be better if he wanted to but he’s not sure whats worst, being the best at it or being the worst at it. settles with the middle)

Diavolo (mmm fuck)

Levi (probably practiced before it was brought up, but too embarrassed to use his full potential)

Mammon (too much force)

Beel (too distracted by “macaroni in a pot” lyric)

-Pacifist Route Undertale Players:

Luke

Simeon

Diavolo (dunno why I just feel like he’d just be happy to be there)

Beel

Renegade Route Players:

Belphie

Satan

Solomon

No Specific Route:

Lucifer

Mammon

Asmo

Both Playthroughs:

Levi

-Lucifer wears crocs

-Buys discord kittens nitro:

Satan

Levi

Is a discord kitten:

Asmo

Belphie (fakes identity for free shit)

Mammon (b urself❤)

-No Nut November Survivors:

Beel

Belphie

Satan

Barbatos

Diavolo

Simeon

No Nut November Failures:

Asmo

Lucifer (avatar of horny)

Mammon

Levi (someone looked at me, horndog)

Solomon

-“This one’s for you bbg.” *misses*

Levi

Mammon

Satan

Asmo

Belphie

Solomon

-belphie studies by listening to like audio shit and falling asleep to it, gets that shit engraved in his brain and he can sleep also win-win he’s unstoppable

-“Hey…. do you know about Candice? Candice dick fit in yo mouth.” -Anti-Lucifer League

-Mammon can outrun lucifer but he lowkey wants to be caught cuz its fun

-“Hey, what do you have?”

“A knife!”

“NO!” -Lucifer and Belphie interaction

-“If you enjoyed the Bee Movie, you’re going to Hell!” -Luke

-Solomon told Diavolo about Spaghetti Tacos from iCarly and Diavolo immediately made Barbatos make some. He loved it.

-Asmo gets Lucifer to do tiktok dances with him and Lucifer is good as fuck

-Barbatos is perfect at tiktok dances. and everything. he’s perfect.

-Belphie is skilled with firearms, be afraid (proof right here)

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me headcanons #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me levi #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me asmo #obey me beelzebub #obey me beel #obey me belphegor #obey me belphie #obey me luke #obey me diavolo #obey me simeon #obey me barbatos #obey me solomon

[autisticempathydaemon]

Hey hi hello!!! How are you today?

I was wondering if I could get a match up?

What song are you fixated on at the moment? What lyric or verse, and why?

I can't stop listening to Brand New City by Mitski since last week. I just really like the emotion in her voice. I also really associate myself with the line "if I gave on being pretty I wouldn't know how to be alive". So that's that.

What is your Enneagram type?

7w8, used to be a 9w1.

Do you love gargantuan Youtube video essays, and if so, which is your favorite and why?

I dooo! I really like enjoy video essays about linguistics and mental illnesses as well

Tell me about your childhood imaginary friend.

I never really had an imaginary friend. I mean, I remember being annoyed at my shadow for copying everything I do, but I don't think that counts.

I actually didn't have any friend untill I went to school. I was always okay playing by my self.

Though I do remember making little scenarios in my head while playing on the playground; one of them being me as Harley Quinn trapped in jail while Joker saves me (I was obsessed with Harley Quinn as a kid, okay..)

What is your go-to way to fall asleep?

Rambling asmr.

If you had to change your name, what would it be, and why? (In tandem, if you have changed your name, why did you pick that one?)

I'd like to pick a name that sounds nice in most languages, since mine doesn't.

Maybe something like Eleanora with Nora as a nickname.

What is your favorite of Redacted’s audios, and why?

I can't pick one so I'll say "holiday decorating with your boyfriend but he's a chaotic mess" and "listening in on your crush's thoughts". These are the audios that really made me smile like an idiot. They don't really have anything to do with the plot yet they're still my favourite.

What Redacted boy holds no appeal to you, and why? Like, not the one you hate but the one who you don’t get the hype for. (I won’t judge, I promise.)

Hot take but...David. It's just...idk man, I usually like the tsundere type put sometimes I feel like David is too rude. I enjoyed his first audio but the rest...idk man. I like angel a lot tho. I myself a lot in them, but David is definitely not the type I'd go for. I'd probably feel really annoying and unloved with a guy like him 🤷‍♀️

Tell me about that one book/movie/tv show you know all the words to.

"The spy next door". I watched it waaaaaay too many times as a kid and I sometimes still do.

Which Redacted boy are you platonically attracted to? Like- forget dating, which dude do you want to be your best friend?

Asher!!! He seems like so much fun dude. He also reminds me a lot of my friend.

Do you have a go-to thing you ramble about when you’re tired, and if so, what is it? (For example, my boyfriend knows I’m ready to sleep when I start talking about space.)

I start rambling about 'what if' scenarios. Like what if I was born a year later? What if brother hadn't been born? What if that one time at the cafe I didn't order my usual drink?

Stuff like that.

Tell me your go-to gas station and drink combo.

Idk I can't drive...😔

Chocolate and banana milkshake is my go to drink tho.

Tell me about your favorite playlist at the moment. 

All my saved songs mashed up...

What’s your guilty pleasure media, and why?

Harry Potter fanfiction.... hear me out okay... I know it sounds...bad.. But damnit some of the fics are just too good.

Other info:

Idk if this is important or not but my mbti is ENTP-T and I'm also very short (5'1). Do what you must with that information...

Thank you!!

The combination of your personality traits gives me the impression of an extroverted, strong-willed person; they’re giving Smartass, you know? This combined with your preference towards tsunderes makes me think you’d be a good match with Aaron.

I can get what you mean about David being “too rude”; in contrast, Aaron’s certain brand of tsundere reads more playful? Like, he grasped early on when the attitude isn’t serving him or when to tone it down which is why I like him better for you. Also, the fact that your chosen name would be Eleanora and his brother’s name is Elliott, the fact that both his most loved people in the world could be called “El” is just really cute. That’s kismet a little bit.

Your life with Aaron would be such a dream (though that’s any life with Aaron, I will admit.) I can clearly imagine him making you your favorite milkshake every Saturday morning to start your weekend right (even though I can see him personally hating it /lh something about his vibe tells me he hates chocolate and banana together but not as much as he loves you). I can see him asking you about the fanfic you’re reading- not because he cares about Harry Potter (he doesn’t particularly) but because he likes to hear you talk about it. Also, your not being able to drive is fun because he’s an excellent driver, and don’t we all dream just a little bit of having to be a passenger prince(ss)? /lh

Song:

I just don't wanna miss you tonight/ And I don't want the world to see me/ 'Cause I don't think that they'd understand/ When everything's made to be broken/ I just want you to know who I am

One, that last line is very tsundere-core, that sentiment of “I don’t need the world to know or see me as long as I have you”. Two, this song is such a classic, and it matches the alt, rock, grunge vibe that Aaron gives me. I think he likes this song and genre a lot.

Runner-ups:

In addition to giving me Smartass vibes, your personality types also remind me of a more extroverted Damien; because of this, Huxley would be a cute runner-up for you. To do a total one-eighty, your mention of considering What If’s means I just have to give you Echo as a runner-up okay heaR ME OUT-

Read this post and send me an ask if you’d like a match-up of your own! 💌

#redactedasmr #redactedverse #redacted asmr #redactedaudio #redacted audio #redacted #busybee matches

[bigkpopstan]

Exactly <33 protective junnie is so adorable I love him sm :( him being so close to you because he's getting protective is so <333 hsjsjak.

HSJAJ napping with kitty junnie :( pls seeing him fall asleep and calling him/pretty before you fall asleep with him <33 the purring sounds would beat asmr for me lmao and I listen to that sometimes when I can't sleep </3. (I still have yet to unlock that kink lmao </3 it's so strange to me how I wouldn't be into something and then after a while I get into it 😭 that's why I'm saying I have yet to unlock it akdbsn hehe. I think I'd be more into the kitty hybrid rather than the pup one...I am also a cat person so 😭😭 probably explains it lmao)

ALSO ALTHER THIS I JUST THIUGHTS OF kitty junnie in a skirt <333

right 🥹. I want him so fucking bad 🥹

right?? calling him pretty and kissing his head as your close to falling asleep as well</3.right?? Ooooh I get that,. Junnie’s purring would definitely be the best asmr</3. I am also a cat person lol, for me it just depends tho I guess?? idk.

ooooh 👀 kitty junie in a skirt 👀

#donghoonie 3 #hybrid txt

[mammonprotectionsquad]

im glad to hear that ur night went a bit better this time! :)

yeah! ive heard recently that, even when you dont actually fall asleep, laying down and just doing nothing or like closing your eyes still counts towards your rest — like, physically and mentally. personally, that was really reassuring to me hahaha

ah, yeah, i get that. it's tough finding the right medication sometimes. i had that problem with my adhd meds when i was little. but if you intend to go the medicinal route and there are other plausible options, i pray you'll find what fits you! :)

oooh~.. for the longest time, i avoided asmr, thinking it was weird and cringey, partly because the only times i had encountered it, i really disliked the sounds being made

buuuuttt then... a couple months ago — and i cant for the life of me remember what prompted me — i was slowly sucked into it. and wow... it's really calming! i really only watch eda foxx though, although there's this other lady that does really fun ones... i need to find her again so i can sub. she's really silly and has a lot of focus-related videos

unfortunately though, i have discovered that i am nearly immune to tingles 😔 lolol. i got them on the first video, and then it was a long time until i briefly got them again. and nothing since then xD. not that its important but its kind of like "aww, bummer"

oh, i think i looked up noise asmr cos i like the sound of rain and was struggling to sleep, and then i just... got pulled into eda's videos XD

anyways, i... hm. cant remember. i think i slept well! but i also had a nap from like 8pm to 9pm so i probably only got like 3 or 4 hours of sleep. aaaand idk if u saw my recent post but its now 3am and i just got done cooking an entire meal by myself for the first time lmaoooo

dinner part 2 is delicious 😋

[417]

Oh really? That's actually good to know :D means my body won't hate me too too much for the lack of sleep lmao xD

And I honestly gave up on trying to find meds that help me sleep, because they either don't work or the side effects I had were just not worth it. But hey, I usually find one thing or another to do until I get tired and actually manage to fall asleep xD

I was also really hesitant at first when it was about asmr but boy am I glad I have it a shot xDD

That you're not really getting tingles is a shame tho :/ have you tried going for some of the fast and aggressive triggers? When I had a temporary immunity from listening to stuff too much it helped a lot to bring the tingles back :3

Otherwise I can recommend asmr that's anime character based as well 👀😂

Okay but tbh late night cooking is sometimes the best thing to do xD what did you make? :D

#becky rambles #[417]

[matamisin]

Send in some songs for a playlist palooza I'm makin yaaaaaall

#i already have some songs that i found on a list of milennial nostalgia and i was like hell yeah #but its still kinda short lmao xkcnsks #its what ill play whenever i stream which is hopefully soon #i couldnt yesterday cause ya girl left home at 9 and got home at like 6 and i had chose to do math for the rest of the night slxnxksnsk #it was terrible my brain is cooked yet again #also on nighrs like these i question more and more if i have insomnia #my ass been layin in bed for like an hour and a half with the sweet whispers of someone stroking my scalp asmr in my ears #and im still awake?? otherwise i wouldnt be makjn this post skxnsksk #im considerjng staying awake all night #maybe thatll push my sleep schedule back on track?? or at least help me fall asleep better tomorrow night? #maybe #im pretty sure its not insomnia cause like #i can sleep 14 hours like thats a for sure #but i just cant fall asleep easy peasy #but imma go and give it another hour or so #and if my ass aint snorin to the sound of now someone telling me a bathroom story thats making me laugh then im getting up to draw or smth #im TIRED THO?? BUT I BEEN HERE DEAD AS A LOG AND MY BRAIN JUST DONT WANNA TURN OFF #SHE LIKE A NEW BLENDER WHEN YOU FIRST USE IT AND ITS LIKE OH HOW DOTH I STOP THE BLADES FROM FURTHER SLICING AND DICING #MY MILKSHAKE IS IN DANGER BUT HOW DOST THIS NEW CONTRAPTION BE PUT TO A HALT?? #I COULD PROBABLY (NOT) BE ASLEEP RN IF I HADNT BEEN TYPING THIS OUT #AKSNXJS AHHHH GOOD NIGHT IMM GONNA GOGOGO GET THIS BREAD IN MY DREAMS

[rilakiwii]

- you as nct's makeup artist

part 1; nct dream version

(never posted anything on tumblr before, please be kind lol)

- - - - ——— jaemin

꒰ really enjoys getting his makeup done

꒰ but mostly for the fact that he can rest peacefully during that

꒰ I seriously feel like this bub would start being sleepy

꒰ the best 'asmr' for him

꒰ 'can you please add some foundation on my left cheek?'

'and you ask for it cuz you need more coverage or more tapping?'

'...no comment'

꒰ he may even fall asleep if he's very tired

꒰ makeup session for him is simply a moment of relax

꒰ and a way to chill out before his next activity

꒰ you two just silently vibe y'know

- - - - ——— mark

꒰ your best hype man

꒰ would encourage you to try new looks on him all the time

꒰ lots of 'waah' and 'ooh'

꒰ my confident king would have nothing against trying new things

꒰ he probably would encourage you to try something more 'crazier' on him from time to time

꒰ 'can we add some red, shiny gems?!'

'i- what?'

'can we please?'

'...yeah, sure haha'

꒰ big fan of glitter!

꒰ cuz it shines just like he does

꒰ you two are just living your best life in the 'makeup world'

- - - - ——— renjun

꒰ asks loTs of questions

꒰ he's super curious about your job and details of it

꒰ 'omg, what's that and how does it work?'

'oh, it's just this special eyelash curler'

'awesooome!'

꒰ probably messing up your whole station by moving your stuff around

꒰ probably does his own searching in free time

꒰ and then brings you photos that he found so you can do something similar for him

꒰ pretty excited to try new things

꒰ but also appreciates classics

- - - - ——— haechan

꒰ sO playful

꒰ like, you would try to do something that requires precision and he would move just to mess with you

꒰ fan of using fun colors

꒰ 'can we use green or purple?'

'a whAt?!'

꒰ colors like this aren't really stage ones

꒰ but you'd definitely do some creative makeup for him in free time

꒰ lowkey would probably break a thing or two-

꒰ but who wouldn't forgive such a sweetheart?

꒰ also, he would probably buy you new ones so don't worry

- - - - ——— jeno

꒰ kind of careful

꒰ doesn't want you to give him too 'hardcore' makeup

꒰ maybeee from time to time would go for something more risky/extravagant

꒰ probably more into skincare then makeup

꒰ 'gotta make the base flawless before adding makeup' type of person

꒰ doesn't have much to worry about (like, did you see this man's skin?!)

꒰ likes the feeling of the brush

꒰ it's so soft and fluffy!

꒰ also works as a perfect wand for joking around with the rest of dreamies-

- - - - ——— jisung

꒰ very shy when it comes to compliments

꒰ 'ahh this eyeshadow looks so good on you'

'nah, stop... really?'

'of course!'

꒰ wants to ask questions but isn't confident enough

꒰ uses most if not all the makeup/skincare you recommend to him

꒰ after getting to know you better, more open to giving and receiving compliments

꒰ always leaves positive comments about your work

꒰ and probably gives good feedback later on

꒰ 'I don't really like this mascara; it made my eyes feel kinda, heavy? I don't know, I just don't really want to use it again please'

꒰ and, of course, you fulfill his wishes BECAUSE HE DESERVES IT

- - - - ——— chenle

꒰ headache creator!!!

꒰ tries to talk to you all the time even if he literally can't

꒰ like, hun? please let them put your lip glosses in peace

꒰ 'steals' and hides your makeup around the room

꒰ definitely laughs at your confused face

꒰ him + haechan getting their makeup done at the same times is lowkey like a nightmare

꒰ despite all the teasing, he cares about you and all the other staff a lot

꒰ shares his snacks as well

꒰ you make him wash his hands immediately after tho because you are scared he might mess up his makeup-

lots of love, rosie ♡

#nct #nctdream #nct fanfic #nct imagines #nct preferences #nct headcanons #nct jaemin #nct mark #nct renjun #nct haechan #nct jeno #nct jisung #nct x reader #nct x you #nct x gender neutral reader

[hetalia-reacts]

Hey lovely I was wondering if I could request what waking up to the allies is like❤

Sure thing~

America

waking up to Alfred means waking up either pushed to the very edge of the bed or so entangled with him and the blankets there will be no leaving until he wakes up

I like to imagine he often takes up all the space on a bed during the night tho and effectively steals all the covers tho he's never covered in them he just steals them and pushes them to the bottom of the bed

he always looks so peaceful and happy while he sleeps

I can picture him sleep talking if he's having a rather vivid dream

you won't be getting any answers from him tho he's just repeating what he's saying in his dream

if he wakes up before you get bored of watching him or before you fall back asleep he'll hug you extra tight and pull you closer while mumbling good morning

it's really slurred tho so it's either unintelligible or more like "mon'in beaut'l"

he's actually rather calm and clingy in the morning

like he's not immediately popping out of bed to go do whatever America's do

he just holds you close, maybe tries to make small talk with you in the morning, but usually just likes to bask in the calm morning silence with you as he attempts to not go back to sleep

You'll have to pry him off of you tho if he or you have somewhere to be because Alfred will not want to get out of bed

England

I'd be surprised if you woke up before him, Arthur is one of those early to be early to rise kind of people

unless he decided to get drunk in which case you're looking at sleeping at 1 am and waking at about 12 noon

so if it's one of those times or you do manage to wake up before him you'll find he's clingy during the night

the both of you are usually at the very edge of the bed when waking up, he probably pushed and chased you while sleeping so that's how you ended up there

definitely latched onto your arm or laying on half of you drooling most definitely

he looks like a literal baby when asleep, like years of tension and stress are just gone

Arthur lightly snores while he sleeps and he has no idea he does this and will absolutely deny it if you or anyone else tries to tell him otherwise

if he wakes up while you're still in bed with him he'll probably apologize and try to leave since he usually makes you both tea or coffee for in the morning

if you allow him to leave you'll get just that, tea or coffee in bed with the addition of scones from the other day

if you tug him back to you Arthur might implode and become incredibly soft with you

likes to tuck you under his chin and hold you tightly while telling you how much he loves you

He won't allow either of you to stay in bed too long, you'll get just the right amount of love and affection before he's telling you to get up and get dressed

France

you will more than likely always be waking up before him

Francis really does take his beauty sleep seriously

He won't steal the blankets or push you away, he's a rather calm sleeper and while he's clingy both before and during his sleep, you won't end up a mile away from where you passed out or unable to move away in the morning

you will be practically glued to him tho, likely spooning, Francis likes to hold you close during the night what can I say

tho yet again he doesn't have an iron grip on you, you could easily sneak out of his hold without waking him if you really wanted to

he smiles in his sleep

so he looks rather peaceful due to that

he mumbles while he sleeps too

and unlike Alfred, Francis will somewhat answer questions, they just don't make sense sometimes so if you want a serious answer you might have to ask a few times

sometimes he's actually awake when you ask him questions and he likes to say random nonsense or say really cheesy stuff just to mess with you

if you decided to stay until he woke up you are greeted with a lovely morning kiss and a mandatory cuddle session

he just wants to hold you for a while before either of you have to start your days

when he does finally have to get up he'll sleepily walk the both of you to the kitchen so he can make some breakfast

Canada

Matthew is a nice middle man in terms of if you'll wake up before him or not

most of the time you two will likely be waking up at the exact time or before the other can even think about rolling out of bed

Matthew also sleeps like the dead, like no moving, no cuddling unless you go to him during your sleep, he doesn't snore either

it's hard to tell if he's even breathing sometimes

where you end up depends entirely on how you sleep because Matthew won't be moving unless you move him yourself

he makes no expression in his sleep, he still looks peaceful tho

I feel like you might have to stay in bed tho if you wake up before him

because while he doesn't seem alive while he's sleeping Matthew is actually pretty easy to wake up if he feels your side of the bed move

he worries about you and just wants to make sure everything is fine before he goes back to sleep

once he wakes up tho you are greeted with the sweetest of smiles and the most genuine look of love someone has ever seen

he tugs you close to him so you guys are face to face while laying down

he just wants to hold your hand and appreciate the early morning calmness with you

definitely whispers I love you a bunch of times and compliments you, this is his softest hour because no one is around but you two, not even little Kumajirou

he won't really want to get up, but Matthew won't make a fuss about it, plus he wants to make you breakfast anyways

Russia

you will wake up before him, I can see him as a morning person but I can't see him wanting to start his day without you being up too, it's cheesy I know

you will also be crushed against him, like doesn't matter what position y'all fell asleep in even if somehow you fell asleep on the other end of the bed

you will wake up in his arms under the covers and probably dying from the heat of him and the large blanket he no doubt covered you both in

you won't be moving either, Ivan doesn't move a lot during his sleep, especially when he has you in his arms so where you fell asleep is about the place you'll wake up

S N O R E S

if you are a light sleeper I hope you like his personal ASMR because he snores like a plane taking off

this is also how you know he's about to fully wake up because his snores get lighter or completely stop

basically bear hugs you once he wakes up and kisses the top of your head

Ivan likes having sleepy conversations with you when he wakes up

he doesn't care about what, just talk to him even if it's some simple small talk

he just wants to hear your voice

His eyes probably won't open until he has to get up

honestly, he's trying to go back to sleep and savor this moment between you two

you'll definitely have to fight him to get up and get ready

it's cold and he doesn't want to get up and more importantly getting up means you won't be curled up in his arms anymore ㅠㅠ

China

it's a toss-up really, you might wake up before him, but likely not

like Yao is by no means a morning person, but he's got things to do and he's responsible so he'll usually get up

he'll complain no doubt, but at least he'll be up

Yao is kind of a crazy sleeper, not like Alfred crazy, but you may end up tangled up in some limbs and blanket in the morning

but nothing you can't easily dislodge yourself from

he looks kinda angry in his sleep like his brows are just a little bit furrowed

Yao snores too, not as quietly as Arthur but not even close to as loud as Ivan

and much like Ivan, this is his telltale sign he's about to become conscious again

he goes from snoring away to just bam, nothing, so it's really easy to tell that he's not asleep anymore despite his sometimes childish attempts to fake being asleep

he won't make any big moves for a seemingly long time like at most Yao will make a little move to hold your hand or snuggle a little bit closer

he looks grumpy af when he wakes up and opens his eyes finally

he isn't, well not really, maybe just a little bit

Yao is not a morning talker

don't ask him any questions because he doesn't know and won't know until he's eaten something and maybe been awake for like an hour

grunts as a response if he's incredibly sleepy

it is peek caveman hours when Yao just wakes up

#aph america #aph england #aph france #aph canada #aph russia #aph china #hws america #hws england #hws france #hws canada #hws russia #hws china #hetalia #hetalia reactions #hetalia headcanons #hetalia scenarios

[ackermansupremacy]

Oh yeah some of y’all wanted a shifting tutorial so here ya go

Aight i love y’all but i’m so sorry cuz if any of y’all have been trying to shift this probably isnt anything you havent heard

Oh and just a word of advice before getting into it.... 👏🏼DO👏🏼NOT👏🏼SHIFT👏🏼TO👏🏼AOT👏🏼FIRST👏🏼 Shifting can be a JARRING experience so i HIGHLY RECOMMEND NOT GOING TO A PLACE THAT WILL BE SUPER JARRING EITHER WAY FIRST. Go to something calmer to get used to the feeling of shifting first before going somewhere where things could get critical really fast just so you dont get stressed as quickly and panic! Okay now onto the tutorial

1. Plan

Imma be real, shifting is a long process when you first start so i recommend finding two days in your schedule that you dont really have anything to do, like a weekend or a two days off from school/work. If its a full moon even better! The first day you’ll need clear to start your head clearing and relaxation process (or tiring out process) to help you in shifting that night although its not necessary i HIGHLY recommend it, and the second day you’ll need because you don’t know how long your body will be asleep (i once shifted and was asleep for almost 16 hours) and after waking up from shifting you’ll feel as if you haven’t really slept at all so you’ll need time for a nap too!

2. Get rlly fucken tired

On days i want to shift i wake up REALLY early then throughout the day i do things that either really relax me like listen to some classical music or asmr, take a hot bath and hold off on caffeine or i do things that really tire me out like swimming, learning choreography, stretching and strengthening or just...social interaction. Basically anything that’ll make me so tired that i just fall asleep really fast when i’m finally in bed. Different things work for different people HOWEVER. one method that i personally love is setting an alarm in the middle of the night for a time that you know you’ll be asleep so when you wake up you’re already completely exhausted and in the easiest state to shift. I think thats the best method but i personally despise being woken up so i just learned how to get tired LMAO Also eating a lot that day helps because your body might be asleep for a long time so you might miss meals

3. (Optional) get ✨spiritual✨

Yeah idk if i’ve talked about this on here but i do practice a bit of witchcraft (don’t worry Jesus i still love u ;)) so i start my entire shifting process by burning lavender incense, which not only is good for relaxation but its also good for manifesting. (Manifesting is key here) I start meditative stuff (everyone has their own meditation process) and if i’m feeling up to it i’ll do a tarot reading or two, pop on a pyrite bracelet then get ready to finally shift

4. Shift!

This part is the most discouraging and boring part of the process but i promise u it’ll get u there, all you gotta do is get super comfy and just start kind of letting it play out in your head. If you can’t visualize thats fine but it certainly helps but all you have to do is kinda...roleplay in your head, if you will LMAO i promise u it works. The more you think of it and the more tired you get the thoughts and sleep will kinda fuse together and next thing you know your body might feel kinda funny, kinda like its empty right as your at your peak tiredness, you might actually even feel yourself fall asleep and your body will feel back to normal and you’ll feel exactly as you feel in your cr. A lot of peoples mistake (my own the first few times i tried) i thought that it didnt work so i just went straight to sleep and didn’t open my eyes but ALAS! You can open your eyes now! Don’t panic tho you’re most likely not in your own bed LMAO but voila! You’re in your dr congrats

I don’t really have a lot of advice when it comes to scripting because i personally don’t script on paper, when i think about something id want to add in a script it kinda just...is and remember, you’ll most likely get starstruck upon seeing the people in your dr. I also don’t personally believe its transferring your consciousness to another dimension i just think its turning off the left side of your brain so keeping that in mind, you won’t feel well rested when you wake up so keep in mind you’ll need a nap after.

Pop any questions in the ask box! I hope this helps :’)

#aot #snk #shifting #reality shifting

[whumpmatsus]

tw // noises , loud noises : osomatsu afraid of an emergency alert system test

I went ahead and made it an actual emergency alert, because rainy days and Mondays and whatnot-

also it's worth noting I did look up Japan's emergency alert system, but I have no idea how J-Alert actually functions, I've just kind of assumed it's similar to the system that's in place where I live XD

Osomatsu, you've got some top-notch little brothers there!!

it's technically Allmatsu but like... big Sokudomatsu vibes tho :D

-

All things considered, a few days of bad weather keeping all the sextuplets cooped up in the house pretty much guarantees that they’re all going to be on edge.

They’re occasionally two seconds away from being at each other’s throats anyway, with all the challenges of being a big family in a small house. When the skies darken and open up with rain, though, it all becomes that much worse.

It means Ichimatsu can’t venture out to feed the stray cats, because being out in the cold rain for so long will probably lead to him getting sick. The comfort and stress relief that Karamatsu finds in playing guitar on the roof is vanished into thin air. Everyone has to keep Jyushimatsu from going outside since he’s half determined to play baseball even when it’s pouring. Choromatsu can’t hit the streets in search of a job or anything; too much chance of getting caught in a torrential downpour far from home. That’s also the reason Totty can’t make any plans with his friends, and counts his blessings that he doesn’t have any work shifts during these days.

All things being equal, Osomatsu is almost certainly the most laidback of their little group. Big brother tries his best to find solutions to keep all of them distracted, such as playing games or helping everyone settle on what TV show they should watch. Even though there are other places he’d rather be right now ― like the races or pachinko or maybe somewhere trying to pick up girls ― he can acknowledge that it’s kind of nice to spend time with his brothers when they can’t go outside.

The rain’s been coming down steadily today, a constant pattering that’s rhythmic and borderline soothing. It’s already put Ichimatsu and Totty to sleep, the two of them curled up under a blanket together. Before they fell asleep, Totty said something about the storm being “free ASMR”, whatever that means, and Ichimatsu mumbled an agreement as they cuddled in against each other.

To be completely honest, the energy in the house in general is pretty low. That might be best for a stormy day. Everyone can chill out and recharge their energy.

For the most part, Osomatsu is playing at being as responsible as he can handle today; gathering snacks, making tea, keeping kerosene in the heater so nobody gets too cold. Now that Totty and Ichimatsu are down for the count, everyone else is starting to get sleepy. Which, of course, means it’s time for a collective nap.

He takes a look around the room as he settles in on the couch himself. There’s Ichimatsu and Totty under their single blanket, seeming to be getting along just fine to share it. Choromatsu and Karamatsu are nuzzled against each other with their legs under the kotatsu, with Choromatsu’s head resting on Karamatsu’s shoulder and Karamatsu’s head resting on top of Choromatsu’s. And Jyushimatsu is… huddled up in a few blankets near the couch. For all intents and purposes, sleep has apparently claimed him, too.

Well, that’s good. Now that he’s made sure all his little brothers are comfortable, Osomatsu can doze off himself.

There’s a leftover blanket folded up at the end of the couch, so he pulls it up around himself and lies down with his head propped against one of the arms of the couch. He’d certainly like to be nestled up with one of the others, but he’s not gonna disturb them for that. They’re all in their own pairs, save for Jyushimatsu, and he’s not going to make the second youngest clamber up onto the couch just because Osomatsu wants some physical contact.

Besides, he can get that later if he wants. It’s going to be chilly and dreary all day, so more snuggles are inevitable. If he gets lucky, everyone will gravitate to one big cuddle puddle after dinner.

So he does his best to relax on the couch. He closes his eyes and tries to slow his breathing down a bit. The rain continues to pound in sheets against the window, and in heavy drops against the roof. There’s the soft rumbling of thunder that’s begun in the background, so low and powerful he can feel it. Somehow, it’s a comfort, something that whispers to him that he can go to sleep now.

Surrounded by his brothers and the lullaby of the storm outside, it’s easy to drift off.

Osomatsu is nearly sunk down into the beginnings of a deep sleep when suddenly, a blaring alarm goes off. And it’s not just one ― it sounds like several firing off in perfect, irritating harmony.

He can’t explain why he has the reaction he does. All he knows is that the abrupt, loud, obnoxious noise cuts through everything else and seems to hit the panic button in his head. A terrified yell rips itself from his throat, and he’s bolt upright. Then he’s on the floor, rolled onto Jyushimatsu and waking his younger brother up.

“HOLY MOLY!” And as soon as Jyushimatsu shouts, it’s enough to wake everyone else up. How anybody could sleep through that siren is beyond Osomatsu, though he’s pretty sure if anyone could, Jyushimatsu could. “Osomatsu-nii-san! You’re on top of me! What the heck is that?! Are we late for school???”

Totty groans as he’s woken up in the rudest way possible. “We’re too old for school, Jyushimatsu-nii-san. We’re adults.” He pulls his phone out, and his other hand reaches to pat Ichimatsu on the head. “Aaahnnmmm… it’s a weather alert.”

“Severe thunderstorm warning,” Choromatsu groans, having turned to glance at the TV. “Looks like it’s only gonna last till like 7 P.M., though.”

Karamatsu yawns and rubs at his eyes. “Should we get supplies together in case the power goes out?”

“The rest of you dumbasses can do that,” Ichimatsu huffs. “I’m not moving. As soon as the alerts stop making that shitty noise, I’m going back to sleep.”

“Well, I guess it falls to the three oldest, then.” Choromatsu stretches, giving a quiet, “Oof” when something in his back pops. “Osomatsu, do you wanna come help us… uh… Osomatsu?”

Strangely enough, the eldest brother is still incapacitated from the unexpected sounds, curled into a ball with his hands pressed over his ears. There might even be tears in his eyes, if one’s looking close enough.

Jyushimatsu runs a gentle hand, (or sleeve, as it were), over his big brother’s head, seeing as he’s the closest one. “I think something’s wrong with Osomatsu-nii-san. He’s all shivery and breathing funny.”

That’s really all it takes for Choromatsu to be over lightning-fast, knelt down next to the eldest. “Osomatsu? Osomatsu-nii-san, are you okay?” He frowns and tentatively tugs one of Osomatsu’s hands away from his ear. “Hey. What’s wrong?”

“Th… the noise…” His hand is trembling in his younger brother’s grip, tears welling up in his eyes. It still feels like his heart is trying to hammer its way out of his chest completely. He can’t really get a good breath in.

Choromatsu’s brow furrows and he looks back toward the TV, which Karamatsu scrambles to turn off in case it’s the prolonged sound causing the problem. “Did you… ahah… it startled you, right? I think it startled all of us…”

Ichimatsu pushes himself up a bit so he can turn his attention to his older brothers. “Looks like it did more than startle him. He’s about to jump out of his skin.”

“Ah…” Choromatsu quickly gathers Osomatsu into his arms, and is surprised with the fervor with which the eldest clings to him. It reminds them both of… being kids. “H-hey, Osomatsu-nii-san… it’s okay, it’s okay. It’s over now. Can you, um, try to follow my pattern of breathing here? That might help you calm down.”

Osomatsu nods and does his best, mirroring the way Choromatsu inhales for four seconds, holds the breath for seven, and exhales for eight. It takes several cycles, a few minutes’ worth of this, before he can feel himself starting to be a little less shaky. His heart is still pounding, but not as fast as it was a moment ago.

Choromatsu holds him carefully, rubbing Osomatsu’s back, until he can feel the tension beginning to fade from his brother’s muscles. That was… weird. It’s not like Osomatsu to get so anxious, especially not to the point that he’s crying. “There… is it better now?”

“Y… yeah…” Osomatsu raises a hand in an attempt to scrub the tears away. Man… how embarrassing. He’s the oldest and he’s over here acting like a baby because of a stupid weather alert. “Sorry… I, uh, don’t know where that came from, haha.”

“It’s okay, don’t worry about it.” Neither of them make any move to get out of the position for a minute, then Choromatsu gradually pulls away once he can’t hear his older brother’s heart beating like a gong. “You… good?”

“Yeah… yeah, I think so.”

Ichimatsu stretches his arms above his head. “Damn. I guess we’re all awake. I hate those alert things… remember that one night when we were kids, and it came on just as we were getting ready for bed?”

Totty laughs, rolling over and propping his face up against one arm. “Yeah, I remember Choromatsu told me they were warning us a big storm was gonna come and wash all the baby brothers out to sea.”

“A-ah…” Choromatsu’s face goes red in an instant. He was such a little bastard as a child. “I’m sorry about that, Totty!”

He waves a hand. “Nah, it’s okay! ‘Cause remember what we did next?”

“Ah… I remember!” Karamatsu grins. “We all said we wouldn’t let the storm get you, and we wrapped you up in blankets and stood guard the whole night.”

“Until we fell asleep,” Jyushimatsu giggles. “I remember panicking when we woke up, but then we all high-fived each other when we saw Totty was still there in the morning!”

“W-we could do that again,” Choromatsu suggests, stealing a peek at their eldest who still appears to be tired. “Except this time…”

Totty’s up in a second. “Ooh, yeah!! Let’s cocoon Osomatsu-nii-san so the big, bad weather alerts can’t hurt him!”

Osomatsu feels like he should be having the hairs on the back of his neck stand up right about now. Instead, he feels sort of warm in a good way when everyone starts to wrap blankets around him. “Geez… you guys don’t need to do all this shit…”

“Well, no, but it’ll be fun.” Choromatsu gives him a smile and nestles in against his older brother’s side. “I’ll take first watch.”

Osomatsu snorts, but lets his head fall on top of Choromatsu’s anyway.

“Man… you guys are lame.”

Thank God for that, though.

#loud noise tw #Osomatsu san #whump #Sokudomatsu #Allmatsu #Osomatsu #anxiety #hurt/comfort #LOOK AT THESE GOOD BOYS #TAKING CARE OF THEIR BIG DUMB LEADER #WARMS MY COCKLES LEMME TELL YA

[dakotafinely]

How would all the turts feel about a s/o with a corpse husband like voice/ has GERD

hhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

Sorry, just- I love corpses voice, like, bruh, it’s so good. I love his songs too (tho I’ve only heard about 3 of ‘em, but still)

So, uh, baseline, for all the guys. Your appearance (aside from hygiene and basic grooming) are never something they’ve cared about, I mean they’re literal turtle mutants so I can’t imagine them caring too much about it. As long as your a good person and accept them for who they are, they will likely fall for you.

And, because I don’t know much about GERD. As Corpse is literal the only person I’ve ever known with that, and I don’t even know him personally, I will only be focusing on the guys reactions toward your voice. So that way I don’t make any misinterpretations or offend anyone with GERD. More power to you people who have it and deal with it everyday.

Now that I’ve gotten all that out the way, here’s your handy dandy head-cannons!

Raph:

Bro your voice is like, bro-

He thought his soul voice was deep, but yours-

Wow

He honestly zones out and just listens to your voice if you talk for to long, he has no idea what you said but that voice has him hooked

If he has a bad day, hearing you whisper sweet nothings to him makes him feel better in a hot second bro

If he ever overhears someone make fun of your voice, HANDS WILL BE THROWN

If loves you for more than your voice obviously, but you literal speaking makes him putty in your hands

Leo:

“Start and ASMR”

“What? Why?”

“PLEASE, you’ll be so famous babe”

“I’m not starting an ASMR”

“WHY NOT????”

“Because I don’t even like ASMR Leo”

This conversation happens basically everyday, and you saying his name basically ends it

Like, you rarely say his name because he goes all weak in the knees every time you do

Even if you did say his name constantly, it’d still have the same effect

You said his full name once after he’d told you it

He fainted, just, straight up fainted

So you usually stick to nicknames for him, usually “blue” and “dork” are your go to’s

You called him “Champ” once just to try a new nickname

Bro, bro you might as well have killed him, he’s gone, bro-

Donnie:

He has full audio logs of your voice ripped from conversation audio logs

Just so he can hear your voice when your not around

You can’t compliment him without him needing to sit down and compose himself

He’s very sensitive to noises, and when April had first introduced you two (having told you this) you’d thought he wouldn’t like your voice at all

But he finds it very soothing, like the sound of waves on a warm beach night

Or the comforting hum of his heating lamp as he falls asleep

You often send him audio whenever he tells you he’s feeling stressed and your not there to talk to him directly

Usually it’s about nothing, nothing important, about your day, where your at, what game your thinking of buying

But every now and again it’s just you telling him how much he means to you

And those ones, those are more valuable to him then anything he’s every made

Mikey:

He calls you everyday just to hear your voice

“Were you even listening?” “How could I not?”

Annnnnd, now you’re dead, thanks Mikey

Granted, you could probably tell him to jump off a cliff, and with that voice, he’d probably listen

Anytime you express dislike of your voice, he gives you a thousand reasons why he loves it

I mean, he loves all of you, but he’s very vocal about your voice (see- see what I- okay I’ll stop)

For his birthday, you got one of those birthday cards that records what you say, and you sung him happy birthday

He was basically dead when he heard it

Your voice is just- oh *chef’s kiss*

So! I hope ya’ll liked this one! I didn’t wanna make it seem like your voice was the only reason the guys liked you (cause I’m sure there’s plenty a reason why!) but I also wanted to focus on your voice. So I hope I did well!

#rottmnt #rot tmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt headcannons #rottmnt raph #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt leo #rottmnt mikey #rise mikey #rise leo #rise donnie #rise raph #rottmnt ask #ask #ask response #thanks for the ask!

[hematomes]

yeah tried so much shit but none of it worked, my insomnia was probably just kicking me in the shins for a few hours then left but i wasnt in the mood to sleep after that

oh yeah aparently i do smth weird when im asleep, wanna know wtf it is?

zjsjzj i have lots of trouble falling asleep too, which is technically why i can't fall back asleep even if i wake up a 5 in the morning. so i tend to listen to stuff, generally asmr (not the one where they stick their tongue in the mic tho) and it works, altho it Does Not keep me from having had nightmares for the past *checks watch* 9 years

LMAO go ahead im curious

#enderslender225! 🤍

[eyes-like-a-pisces]

Rules: Answer 10 questions, tag 10 people and make another 10 questions.🧜‍♀️

Questions from my astrological twin: @maiden-song 💕

1. if you could choose to glimpse the afterlife, would you?

Yes, I would. I think a lot about It.

2. under what circumstances do you think you past life was lived?

I could have had many past lifes. I think I was a native american, cause I've always felt bonded to their tradicion and same with China, cause when I hear the sound of Erhu - traditional chinese instrument, something wakes up in me. I've also always wanted to see Sweden & Finland, so maybe I was doing something there... I mean, I could do anything. I see myself in biblical times, as well as middle ages. I could be a renaissance artist, as well as dying of hunger during victorian era, or something, and that's probably why I'm still careful with money, haha. For my latest one, I think I could have been a hippie in the 60/70s and had some drug use experience, cause when I was a child I used have dreams about taking drugs, even if I didn't know anything about It. I also had some experience with psychics (and "psychics"), my mom had a past life regression and she told me she saw me few times... I don't take anything for granded, but reincarnation is one of my favourite theories.

3. what three skills would you instantly master if you had the choice?

Playing every instrument, speaking every language, singing beautifully

4. would your rather no passion or no pain?

No pain. Everything is needed in life, but you know, enough is enough.

5. if you had a chance to leave this world and go to another one, would you take it?

Depends of the world and who I would meet there. Even if this world can be cruel and disappointing at times, I still have some love for him and humanity.

6. if you could smell like anything in the world, what would it be?

Like the first day of spring, when you go outside and the air smells different. Or a storm.

7. do you feel like common interests or philosophical comparability are not important?

They are very important. I can't imagine a relationship without similar interests, views. You either get bored or fight constantly. I think that the whole point of searching a partner is trying to find things you got in common. The more similar you are, the more understood you feel and more you are attracted to them. That's my experience at least. That's a very basic example, but as you may noticed, I'm very much into music and I was dating a guy, who wasn't into music that much at all. I thought It doesn't matter at first, but then I started feeling like I'm missing my favourite way to connect with other person. Once I met a guy who loved music as much as I do, I'm sorry to admit It, but my partner became unattractive to me.

Similar interests and views are needed at the beginning, to bond with somebody, and later, to simply enjoy spending time together (thanks Captain Obvious). I mean... chemistry and good will are not enough for a relationship to last. Don't get me wrong, I don't think you have to be identical and agree on everything - some differences can be inspiring, balance your relationship and teach you something new. It's also ok and even needed, to have some separate hobbies, things that you like to do on your own. There are also other important things, like, if you equally care about each other and if you are on the same page in general, but I can't imagine not agreeing in the key points and things that are the most important to you. And the only person who can decide what is the most important is the person who is in that relationship, no matter if It's about interests, philosophy or religion. But beside a romantic relationship, I think It's good to be surrounded by different people and listen what they got to say.

8. if there was one mystery you alone could learn the answer too, what would it be?

The mystery of life in general. Why we are here, is there any destiny, how we are connected, how this universe works, what happens after death...

9. in your opinion, is there anything more important than love?

No :) (I'm not talking about putting your relationship before other things. I'm talking about love as a big force and meaning of this universe)

10. describe a new planet you would live on, if you could.

I want things to be diverse, monumental... Maybe another moon, why not. As a concept of the world, I wish there would be peace :) everybody has their safe place to live, will to live, passion, purpose, someone to love and who loves them back. Amen.

Questions from @mybloodiedvalentine 💕👯

1. What is an unpopular opinion you hold you about which you feel strongly and with which you seem to notice a lot of people disagree?

Nothing specific comes to my mind at the moment (that I haven't mentioned before). I sure have some, but what's unpopular opinion in general and what's unpopular opinion on tumblr, are two different things. Maybe, that the "tumblr positivity" is not really helpful. Like: "in case you need to hear this: you are smart, you are loved... ". How do you know that? Those are just empty words. But It's better to spread positivity than negativity, of course.

2. What is the nicest thing a stranger has ever told you that you can recall?

Oh, I had a few situations like that... This is so lovely, when a stranger wants to just be genuinely nice, not just catcalling you...For example, when I was with my 3 girlfriends at the club and 2 ladies in their 40s where like: "excuse me, we just wanted to say that we can't stop starring at you all, cause you are the priettiest girls in the club." And we were like: aww, omg, you are beautiful too, come dance with us. And we were all dancing in our witches circle ignoring all sweaty men around us, haha. Or when my mom went to the the same hair saloon as me and asked hair dresser if she remembers me and she said that she does and that I'm nice and intelectual. I'm her faithful client now ;_; (Sorry for sucking my own dick, but It was nice to remind myself about these situations).

3. Has a piece of art or music ever made you cry? If so, do you remember a specific moment? 

Crying to music is my passion. The latest intense moment was few days ago. I was loading a dishwasher at night and I played some music and then "lover you should've come over" by Jeff Buckley came on and sudden wave of lonelliness hit me so hard, that I just had to put down the plate, hide my face in my hands and weep ✌

4. What’s your favourite piece of clothing?

Idk, maybe my Penny Lane coat :)

5. What’s a random childhood memory that fills you with a deep sense of comforting nostalgia? 

Sledding with kids during a very cold winter in my home town, until It got dark and snow looked like sprinkled with glitter and having my freezed feet warmed up with a hair dryer, when I came back home, haha.

6. What is/was your favourite thing about your mom? If not your mom, your dad? Or best friend?

My favourite thing about my mom is that she's tolerant and open minded. I didn't have to lie to her or pretend I'm someone I'm not because of that. My favourite thing about my dad is that he actually cared about being a parent, even tho my parents divorced. I respect that he has unwavering morals and huge knowledge about a world - biology, astronomy, music, art...- subject doesn't matter- but he is very modest about It.

7. What’s something you learned on your own of which you’re proud?

Playing guitar

8. When was a moment in your life you remember laughing the hardest?

I was playing cards since I was a kid. After few years, when I was about 13 y. o. I got the first poker, a royal flush. When I saw my cards, I'm not sure why, I just coudn't believe my luck, I started laughing so hard I almost died.

9. What do you like to do when you’re having a hard time mentally that invariably calms you down?

Really depends of the kind of situation and if It's triggered by something or just a longer period of time feeling in a certain way. The is no a magic trick, but some things might be helpful. When It's concrete situation, at first, when the feelings are really intense, then I just can't calm down. Every try to do so, has a reverse effect. Like, I CAN'T THE FUCK CALM DOWN and It makes me even more angry. Brain needs about 20 min to chill, if It's not triggered, so It's better to be left alone and just go mad a little until brain will have enough haha. Have a good cry, listen to some music, have a lonely walk, write my feelings down etc.

I like to listen to Teal Swan on youtube. She's a spiritual teacher. I know, It might not sound encouragingly, but she actually seems very down to earth. She has a video about like, every emotion and every problem ever. She's very good in naming feelings, rationalizing them and It makes you feel more understood. And It calms me down as result. ASMR doesn't work for me, but I remember that at some point I liked to listen to sounds of the nature, like rain, waves etc + guided meditation to fall asleep.

Music always helps in general - listening, playing guitar, singing. I also like to take an oil and do a face massage. I'm really sorry if I sound like an instagram influencer 🤢, but when you feel bad for a longer time, you frown and there is a tention in your jaw, it can be really relieving. I follow instructional videos on yt.

When I have a longer period of going into downward spiral, then every way to distract my brain is good - TV shows, internet content that is not related to my life situation (although, sometimes It's good to distance yourself from social media), for example, I like criminal podcasts, cause they are occupying enough to distract a miserable brain, meeting somebody, going to a place I've never been before. + any kind of shedule, reason to leave the house, any goal, anything positive to look forward to and having even the simplest things done, is a blessing (even if sometimes It's the last thing I wanna do). I also tend to be much sadder in the evening, so I just go to sleep. When nothing works, then It's time for the professional help.

10. Do you have a favourite holiday memory?

Discovering Cocteau Twins.

Best regards if u actually read all that chatter, but those questions were so interesting, that I couldn't limit myself to one sentence answer (in most cases).

My questions are:

1. Who or what was the most influential for your music taste?

2. If you could time travel, where and when would you like to go first?

3. If you could be someone from an opposite gender for a day, how would you like to look like and what would you do?

4. Do you have a style icon/inspiration? Or a favourite designer? Desribe your dream clothing style

5. What's the song by a band/artist from your country that you could recommend? (From your hometown or state eventually)

6. What is the most rebellious thing you've ever done?

7. Has ever something in your life happened, that you coudn't explain with logic?

8. What 5 objects someone could use to summon you?

9. What is your favourite name from your culture's language? And outside your culture's language?

10. What's a song you normally wouldn't admit you like or different from music that you usually listen, but still enjoy?

I tag: @winterdryad @bowiepop @nightmare @confusion-in-the-sea-of-sorrow @l0w-budget @numberoneblind @mirandasinclairs @mysticbride @leperwitch @comeacrossthedesertnoshoeson @hexafu @mielmelancolie @arcane-delight

#don't reblog this or any of my personal posts please #and thank you

[messedupessy]

omg ok im sorry i was meant to send you an ask earlier but lkjhjk - pls can we have some headcanons of your swapfell bois?? if you havent talked about them already!

Finny, finny my sweet lovely friend there is no need to apologize! There is never a need to feel bad for not sending me asks when I ask for them it’s ok my dude fkjnjerkegkj I am just really needy at times gjekgnke xD ❤❤ but bless yeess here’s some various headcanons/facts about my swapfell bros yo, prolly will just do the one’s you suggested tho because they are all good! 

Also sorry for taking so long this kind of got lost deep in my drafts gekjgnkej

And also WARNING for maybe some minor triggering stuff, because my Rus boy is trash and just a disaster of a skeleton boi 

Sleeping habits:

Scratch: 

He sleeps pretty well actually, he got a set schedule when he tries to go to sleep and when he should get up, getting into bed is easy, falling asleep a bit harder but he most of the time succeeds in falling asleep quickly, waking up is another story.

He is so not a morning person, and have destroyed countless of alarm clocks in his life which annoys him to no end, as he wants to get up but mornings are just bad for him, and his mama have to get up and kick him out of bed almost every morning. 

But overall so do he have pretty good sleeping habits, for the most part there are nights when sleeping is avoiding him af, especially when he is distressed over things, but overall so do he sleep pretty well. 

Rus:

He rarely sleeps, he usually stays up at days on end and only falls asleep by pure exhaustion for like 2 hours before getting up again, he just can’t stay asleep for longer than that, it’s a miracle he hasn’t dusted since it’s been like that for most of his life.  

But he can’t really help it, since he is haunted by constant night terrors and nightmares, he also usually sits up while sleeping as well, so yeah his sleeping habits are shit and he haven’t gotten a proper nights sleep for many, many years, but he do get better after post pacifist but it will probably always be pretty bad.  

Fave food:

Scratch:

I am really bad at saying specifics when it comes to these things, but Scratch do have a massive sweet tooth, which he denies he have, so foods that are very sweet would be his go to. 

He is pretty picky what he likes to eat though, but he have a habit of forcing himself to eat things he don’t like anyway because he can’t appear to be weak or a coward, and he got to eat his greens even though he isn’t big on them at all.

Except for cooked carrots, those he likes allot. 

Rus:

This trash of a man is a literal trash can, he pretty much eats anything and everything he doesn’t care, he pretty much got no tastebuds so anything goes for him, he do like to eat like really bad combinations like raw ravioli with BBQ sauce and mayo, have also eaten rotten food because food is food and he is just trash. 

But he do prefer fast food like burgers, pizza, fries etc all that extremely unhealthy stuff, the weirder the better, he probably would love eating surströmming that whole rotten fish thing we got here in Sweden, horrible af of him. So he don’t really have a fave food. 

Fave hobbies:

Scratch:

He likes to make elaborate plans, making diagrams and stuff, and while his plans are usually very thought out so do they way too often fail thanks to himself getting too worked up and anxious about things. But one of his other hobbies is crafting, he is really good at making cosplay which his armor kind of is it’s like made with worbla and other cosplay materials, not real armor but sure do look like it. 

Also a big fan of gothic lolita and other such fancy more cute looking clothes, and cute stuff overall, though this is also something he will be denying that he likes. He also likes so sit and research various things as he has a serious need to be knowledgable about all the things even when he doesn’t understand or like it, which is why he has a habit of using old and complex insults. 

Rus: 

Been trash and ruin his life. No? That’s not a hobby? Ok then pft. 

But joking aside Rus’s hobbies that aren’t of the extreme self-destructive variety so do he enjoy picking apart various machinery and then put them back together. 

He also enjoys listening to asmr and various hard metal etc songs, the more growling in them the better.  

#undertale #swapfell #swapfell sans #swapfell papyrus #MessedUpEssy #Essy Answers #Essy's Undertale Headcanons #long post #sans #papyrus #darn this took awhile #i literally wrote all of this in one go #took like an hour or so #after procrastinating on this for like ever #but feels good to finally got it finished #got like some minor one's still in my drafts like 2 #when i have gotten around to do those imma do a special thing #so keep an eye out ye #got this ask like months ago gods i need to stop procrastinating so much when i am literally asking for these pft

[shianhygge-imagines]

[DMC5 Headcanons] ASMR with the DMC Crew

AN: I tend to listen to a lot of ASMR for relaxation when stressed or trying to sleep. I also like to have it on as background noise when I write... though I should probably stop doing that because the really good asmr videos end up putting me to sleep as I write... which is why I have a pillow near by desk just in case I knock out.

So here’s a short headcanon.

What is ASMR? 

Here’s a link to someone who explains it better: |Gentle Whispering ASMR|

|Masterlist Link|

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Dante

Dante gets the tingles from the back of his head and down to his shoulders. He’ll often raise his shoulders when the tingles get a little too intense.

His favorite trigger is the sound of tapping wood, whether it be tapping two wooden blocks together gently, or tapping on a wooden box.

Dante won’t admit it, but he likes it when someone brushes his hair. Reminds him of simpler times, but also relaxes the hell out of him.

Unintelligible mouth sounds are by far, Dante’s least favorite trigger.

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Nero

ASMR... isn’t really Nero’s cup of tea, so to speak... He finds certain things relaxing, but the boy doesn’t get tingles.

Nero tends to relax to the sound of gentle whispering from someone he loves... (*cough-Kyrie-cough)

Nero loves scalp massages or the sound of when someone washes his hair.

He finds mouth sounds, in particular, wet mouth sounds weird tho...

He’ll perform ASMR for Kyrie, tho...

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Trish

At first, Trish thought that it was a strange human hobby to listen to random sounds in order to relax... and then Lady made her try it... and Trish was addicted.

Trish gets the tingles along the crown of her head.

Her favorite triggers include crinkling of aluminum, stiff plastic, and other crinkly surfaces. It kind of reflects how she has mastery over electricity (kinda).

A close second are inaudible whispers/mouth sounds.

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Lady

Lady was the one to get Trish and Dante into ASMR.

She get the tingles along the base of her scalp, though only in certain cases. As much as Lady loves ASMR, she’s started to become the slightest bit immune from tingles.

Lady really likes the sounds of scissors when getting her hair cut, and the sound of someone writing. Once she listens to the triggers, Lady just becomes unresponsive and lax, not wanting to do anything.

Her least favorite trigger is probably the sound of singing bowls (the metal bowls that people use for meditation). For some reason, she gets more tense than relaxed from the singing bowls.

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Vergil

Vergil started experiencing tingles when he was a child and his mother would play with his hair... but he didn’t know what it was called until Dante started speaking about missing the ASMR videos while they were dealing with the Qliphoth tree in the underworld.

Once he was introduced, there was no turning back for Vergil.

He gets the tingles a lot more violently than Dante. The tingles usually start from the crown of his head down to the area behind his ears. He just turns into puddy

His favorite triggers include gentle whispers, someone playing with his hair, and the sound of water spraying from a spray bottle.

He likes it when ASMRists tell stories.

Least favorite trigger would be the sounds of people eating food... chewing into the microphone is just... gross.

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V

V gets the tingles along the temples and behind the ears.

His top triggers include turning book pages, rustling of paper, and tapping of wooden blocks.

He also really appreciates it when someone plays with his hair. It’s very peace inducing for V, and he often lulls right to sleep when someone plays with his hair.

V doesn’t like the sounds of crackling fire or metallic tapping. It brings up bad memories...

He also doesn’t appreciate it when people click pens... V finds it more irritating than relaxing.

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Kyrie

Kyrie was the one to introduce Nico and Nero to ASMR, having discovered it randomly while scrolling through the internet one day.

Kyrie gets the tingles from the base of her neck up to just under the top of her head.

She has a particular weakness for soothing hand motions and the sound of water moving in a bottle. Nothing too harsh, but soothing, calming, and chaos-less.

Kyrie tends to fall right asleep when she listens to ASMR.

She doesn’t favor tapping videos, but Kyrie doesn’t have a lot of dislikes when it comes to triggers in general.

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Nico

Nico gets the tingles right along the middle of her back, by her spine. She can’t help making some sort of noise when this happens, but she doesn’t care.

Her favorite triggers are definitely those involved in any type of silent mechanic/engineer work, as she find great pleasure in working on new inventions.

It’s also not much of a stretch that Nico also like the sounds from lighters and matches. It’s like getting a fix without the actual fix.

Least favorite trigger is whispering, hands down... she just finds it creepy, man...

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