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themightyhumanbroom · 5 months

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I've been thinking about why in giant monster movies people with guns always stop and shoot it when you know it won't work at all. It would obviously not work in the slightest but when you think about it this is a weapon completely unique to humans that can slay any other organic creature on the planet and so it's kinda understandable that even when facing down an actual kaiju they'd be like "oh surely this Man-Made Marvel will protect me." Hard not to feel invincible if you have a bunch of other folks with guns around you firing at will.

#poor bastards #PROTECT ME GUN #probably have trouble with whales #but what are whales but benign kaiju?#kaiju #giant monsters #monsters #guns

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the-senates-one-fear · 2 years

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i know we shit-talk Obi-Wan for not wearing enough armour but im watching the Ryloth Arc from s1 and its infact Jedi Master Mace Fucking Windu who doesnt wear enough armour

the bastards only wearing vambraces

#i can sense ponds stress #all the commanders are stressed #poor bastards #mace windu #commander ponds #ponds #obi wan kenobi #star wars #jedi #jedi council #the clone wars #tcw

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pstvlypssmtc · 1 year

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So I did say I would get you the drawing of Ogata by Sunday; unfortunately, I lied.

But I’ll get it as soon as possible! For now vote for the next poor bastard to be put into a bunny suit. And then soon I’ll have this on a schedule of sorts.

#fanart #original art #jjba fanart #jojos bizzare adventure fanart #jotato kujo #kimetsu no yaiba rengoku #rengoku kyōjurō #golden kamuy fanart #golden kamuy #golden kamuy ogata #ogata hyakunosuke #tumblr polls #bunny suit #men in bunny suits #poor bastards #noriaki kakyoin #kaiman #dorohedoro #shin dorohedoro

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werewolfetone · 1 year

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All of the United Irishmen failed so badly but the ones in Belfast most of all like they failed and died miserably and then their whole surrounding area went to the complete opposite extreme and disregarded every single thing they had said ever before there was grass over their graves, mostly because they had failed and died miserably, and THEN Napoleon took over France after a series of events that can be partially chalked up to being because they had failed and died miserably. go girl give us nothing personified

#poor bastards #this doesn't deserve an irish history tag #jory.txt

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danielsullivan · 1 month

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I've got a whole entire bottle of prosecco all to myself i'm going to be so fucking annoying tonight LOOOOL

#What fools you are for following me.#poor bastards

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hoarder-of-dragons · 5 months

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[Season 2 summed up]

Aziraphale's thoughts: Oh I shall team up with Crowley and make Nina and Maggie fall in love and make them confess. Oh what if I also confess then. I need to prepare everything to set the scene.

Still Aziraphale's thoughts: Ooohh a ball with dancing and tiny snacks to make it fancy and it will be like a Jane Austen novel coming to life and then I will ask Crowley to dance and all our problems will go away as I stare into his eyes....

Crowley's thoughts: Keep Aziraphale safe Keep Aziraphale safe Keep Aziraphale safe Keep Aziraphale safe FUCK YOU GABRIEL Keep Aziraphale safe Keep Aziraphale safe Keep Aziraphale safe PLEASE HOLD MY HAND AZIRAPHALE Keep Aziraphale safe JANE AUSTEN WAS AN AUTHOUR?!?! Keep Aziraphale safe-

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solardrake · 2 years

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#me today #poor bastard exploded #aberrations

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lazylittledragon · 5 months

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I humbly ask that when you get the chance, should u want to, please draw Dorian and Astarions wedding. If not, that’s completely okay and regardless I hope u have a good day!

ask and you shall receive <33

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #tavstarion #they're so special to me #maaaaybe i'll do a full set for this because i love it #and also the whole party in formalwear would be everything #now i need to draw the poor bastard meeting dorian's family

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anthurak · 3 months

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Something I was always a little concerned about in the lead-up to Hazbin Hotel was that Charlie was going to be a bit too passive of a character, ie; leaning only into the ‘kind, optimistic Disney-Princess-in-Hell who just wants to help everyone’ vibe and not really have much else going on as a character. Which in turn would make her feel kind of bland next to the big, over-the-top or dramatic personalities like Angel Dust and Alastor.

But thankfully, that is not what happened and there’s actually a lot that I like about what the writers are doing with Charlie, particularly in the potential future development and reveals they seem to be setting up.

First off, I like how Charlie generally comes off more like an over-the-top caricature of that ‘Disney-Princess-in-Hell’ vibe, ie; SUPER energized, enthusiastic, affectionate and emotional, often to overbearing degrees that get on everyone’s nerves. It’s generally funny, or at least amusing, and lets Charlie stand out alongside the other big personalities in the cast. Funny enough, she’s actually a lot like Blitzo in this regard, minus the seesawing into extreme abrasiveness.

And more importantly, we’ve already gotten major hints all but confirming that this over-the-top personality is largely a façade, and that Charlie actually has some very clear issues and baggage that she’s working VERY hard to keep buried beneath the surface. Again, much like Blitzo.

Like how in the trust-fall exercise in episode three, despite asking everyone to reveal something personal, Charlie actually bullshits just as hard as Angel Dust and Sir Pentious with her whole ‘I love you all!’ bit. Sure, it’s not like she was lying or being insincere, but it’s clear that was NOT something truly personal for Charlie. And in episode 4 we have Husk straight-up calls out Charlie as ‘wanting to solve everyone’s problems but her own’.

Then of course we have the brief glimpses we’ve seen of Charlie getting angry. Both the times we’ve seen Charlie dealing with some truly despicable and horrendous characters, we’ve seen that rather than lacking the ability to get angry, Charlie is often working to hold herself back. In both her encounters with Adam and Valentino we see points where Charlie is clearly NOT intimidated or afraid of them at all and seems fully prepared to throw down, only being stopped by reigning herself in or by someone else (in this case Angel) stopping her.

Again, it all paints Charlie’s big, bubbly, hyperactive exuberance as something of a front, a way for her to bury a lot of thoughts, feelings and general baggage she doesn’t want to face. Just like what the show has already explored with Angel and Husk.

It actually raises some interesting questions as to what’s REALLY driving Charlie in running the hotel and trying to help Sinners. For one, Husk has already pegged Charlie as ‘wanting to solve everyone’s problems but her own’. And going back to thematic crossover with Helluva Boss, I can’t help but see some potential parallels between Charlie creating the Hazbin Hotel, and Blitzo creating Immediate Murder Professionals.

I think it’s pretty clear at this point that half the reason for creating I.M.P. was as a coping mechanism for Blitzo, or rather the assassination business in general. Something that we’ve gotten hints to as early as the second episode in Blitzo’s back and forth with the Robo-Fizz (“Does anyone love you, Blitzo?”/“No. But I’m really good with guns now!”). With the other half of the reason Blitzo created I.M.P. clearly seems to be to create a surrogate family, as seen with how much he tries to insert himself in the M&M’s lives. Possibly even a specific attempt to replace the family he unwittingly destroyed fifteen years ago.

So I really have to wonder if we’re going to find out that Charlie creating the hotel and her goal of redeeming sinners is in part likewise a coping mechanism and escape for her own baggage.

It’s actually really interesting how episode two first introduced the idea of people opening up with Sir Pentious, then episode four dived further into the concept of the walls and fake personas people put up to hide from their pain and trauma with Angel Dust and Husk. With those two opening up and starting to let their walls down to each other, and by extension we the audience, I think it makes Charlie’s own façade all the more noticeable. It’ll be pretty interesting if Charlie actually winds up being the toughest nut to crack when it comes to opening up about their real issues and baggage. Yet another interesting trait she shares with Blitzo.

All in all, I’m really liking what the show has been doing with Charlie as a protagonist. And I’m REALLY interested to see where the story is going to take her.

Particularly what’s going to happen when she reaches a breaking point…

#hazbin hotel #helluva boss #hazbin analysis #hazbin theory #charlie morningstar #helluva blitzo #character parallels #character analysis #charlie has a LOT more going on than she's showing #blitzo hitting his breaking point had him crying himself to sleep into a pillow #what if charlie hitting HER breaking point has her raining LITERAL ARMAGEDDON down on some poor bastards?

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blueteller · 23 days

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