#jory.txt

[werewolfetone]

Day 1 with a time machine teaching peasants in 1760s cork to say "go whiteboy go" and "I like your shoelaces" as gaeilge as a means of identifying fellow whiteboys day 2 with a time machine attempting to trap each and every british monarch in some sort of personalised saw style ironic punishment torture labyrinth

#this doesn't deserve an irish history tag #jory.txt

[borisyvain]

image in the middle my art, all others except for that of the belfast 14th july celebrations from pinterest

WIP Reintro: Red and Riotous Light

Status: seven morbillionth draft

Genre: historical fiction, gothic horror

Content warnings: gore, death, cannibalism, place & time typical bigotry, &c

The year is 1796 and the island of Ireland, once considered peaceable, is awash with sedition. In Belfast, the arrival of a mysterious Englishwoman whose defection to the French makes her a target of both curiosity and suspicion brings with her tidings of a prospective deal between a local United Irish cell and the French government: guns, and ammunition, sold at a premium price, delivered by a French ship. The only problem? The ship is arriving at the opposite side of the country, and these would-be insurgents need it where they are -- and the French said nothing about transport. Additionally, the committee seems to have had a suspicious number of brushes with authority lately. More than they used to. Hopefully someone isn't getting cold feet...

Meanwhile, in the isolated townland of Áth Síomóin, the arrival of a hapless new schoolmaster sparks the powder-keg the two sides of the area's sectarian divide have long been sitting on and leads, inadvertently, to the death of a Catholic of some consequence -- and, crucially, does not lead to the punishment of his killer. The resulting crackdown on Defender activity, facilitated by the arrival of another English visitor, is to be expected at first. However, as the situation deteriorates, it becomes clear that local agrarian resistance leaders have neither intent nor indeed means to capitulate, and all sides begin to adopt increasingly extreme measures in an attempt to win the seemingly endless feud. And there's also something off about some of the local children -- hearing voices, saying funny things. It can't be good for them, after all. All this bloodshed.

Ask to be +/- from the taglist + main characters under the cut

William Hughes Rearden - an extremely driven and neurotic member of the Belfast United Irishmen hellbent on getting French arms for his men. he/him

Lady Maria Whittaker - an English reformer who defected to the French; Rearden's close friend. Her mission is to arm the UI and she doesn't care what she has to do to accomplish it. she/her; first name pronounced "mariah"

Seamus "Seamy" Breen - a small, unhappy Irish Catholic boy who, after he witnesses the death of a schoolmate, develops the ability to speak to the dead. he/him; nickname pronounced "shaymie"

Eoin O'Donnell - a womanising Defender leader in Áth Síomóin who has decided that he will also be taking and using some of these French arms, actually. he/him; first name pronounced "owen"

Sarah Connolly - a nihilistic Catholic peasant woman trapped in an unhappy relationship with an abusive boyfriend, who knows much more than she lets on. she/her

Edward "Lazarus" McClure - the loyalist owner of a rural inn who has lately betrayed his principles for a Catholic boyfriend who he seems disturbingly devoted to. he/him

Elizabeth "Eliza" Durham - the heiress to the fortune of an Anglo-Irish landowning family who runs her family's estate like it's the navy and suffers little dissent. she/her

Anthony Franklin - an actor, committed abolitionist, philosophy enthusiast, and London Corresponding Society delegate originally from the West Indies. he/him

Charles Nathaniel Maurice Irving-Hamilton, Lord Drenning - a foppish English soldier brought over by Eliza to help quell agrarian disturbances. Really really bad at his job. he/him

Eleanor "Ellie" Gage - a waif of uncertain background who lives with the Presbyterian minister in a neighbouring townland and works unofficially for the local regiment. she/her

#my wip reintro ☝️ #wip: rrl #wip intro #writeblr #jory.txt

[werewolfetone]

Sincerely the average "pro scottish independance" tumblr user would explode instantly if they ever met a scottish nationalist in real life

#I say this as someone who more or less supports it. none of u would survive #jory.txt

[werewolfetone]

Actually obsessed with the idea of a historical novel where someone is sent to gaul instead of gaol. we are so sick to death of your nonsense that we have decided that we are sending you to france immediately

#this happened to my good friends wolfe tone and thomas paine #jory.txt

[werewolfetone]

Obsessed with the woman on this trollope audiobook I'm listening to rn who effortlessly switches between flawless cork and antrim accents whenever needed for the characters and even manages to make trollope's ridiculous phonetic spelling of words sound almost normal but seemingly is physically unable to pronounce "gaol" at all correctly

#2 hours of listening to “gaw ool” get me out of here #reading #jory.txt

[werewolfetone]

The thing about romeo and juliet is that to a normie it may seem like an insanely impulsive and poorly thought out decision on their parts when they get married but if you're someone who is rlly into opera (me) you will know that it is, when it comes to live entertainment, actually one of the more realistically paced relationships out there

#shakespeare #operaposting #jory.txt

[werewolfetone]

It actually is so sad the religious politics of the era don’t come up as much as they ought in black sails. rip charles vane I know you would have loved calling flint and jack esoteric early 18thc sectarian slurs if the writers had let u

#black sails #jory.txt

[werewolfetone]

Genuinely 90% of historical fiction would be so much better if more writers could get more comfortable with the fact that to create a good story set in a different time period you do actually have to give the characters beliefs & values which reflect that time period

#jory.txt

[werewolfetone]

For me the funniest thing to come out of the goncharov meme was not any of the fake scenes or the nyt articles about it or whatever but the fact that due to the fact that he'd found it funny when I told him about it I got my dad several books by ivan goncharov for christmas that year as a joke fully expecting him to not even touch them BUT to everyone's surprise he read every single one cover to cover and liked them so much that he read dostoevsky and then read tolstoy and then pushkin and then gogol and now barely reads anything that isn't nineteenth century russian literature and also has started watching academic talks about crime and punishment and will randomly bring up shit like the politics present in bulgakov's writing in at LEAST half of our conversations. all because of goncharov

#goncharov #jory.txt

[werewolfetone]

And put where you're from in the tags if you're comfortable w it!!!

#brought to you by my cold which I keep drinking cans of juice for like they are health potions #polls #jory.txt

[werewolfetone]

One fallacy, I think, of anti piracy arguments is that a lot of them seem to assume that if I'm unable to pirate something I'm going to pay for it instead rather than going "oh! that's a terrible shame" and then quickly forgetting about it

#piracy #jory.txt

[werewolfetone]

Speaking of books it's been a while since I've seen one of these posts going around & I'm curious so everyone could you tell me what you are reading rn in the tags please

#I will go first. Robert Emmet by Patrick M Geoghegan #reading #jory.txt

[werewolfetone]

I love how often people on this site call random things which they disagree with but don't have any actual argument against either puritan or catholic, regardless of the subject in question's actual relevance to either puritanism or catholicism. it's like 17th century england in here

#jory.txt

[werewolfetone]

Do you think that there were any ships that went out whaling out of New England and missed the entire american civil war

#whaling #jory.txt

[werewolfetone]

I hate the trend of just describing books with what minorities the main characters represent and nothing else. not only does it feel weird + exploitative to me it's also such a shoddy ineffective marketing technique. "this is my book with queer polyam disabled vampires you should buy it" ok great but what is it like. about. what are the themes. why should I read it

#booktok #jory.txt #greatest hits

[werewolfetone]

Shout out to this tiny yet crucial error on an otherwise actually very informative post about myths about tax returns and the IRS

#loving the idea that someone is scamming people into thinking that the ira will call you when actually they send polite letters #this doesn't deserve an irish history tag #jory.txt