#plus hes sexy as fuck

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price as Dr. Robert Morgan

Last Man On Earth (1964) dir. Sydney Salkow and Ubaldo Ragona

#vincent price #the last man on earth #last man on earth #i am legend #richard matheson #best version of i am legend imho #vincent was fabulous as usual #plus hes sexy as fuck #horror #his facial expressions are 🤌🏼 #sexy actors #god i want him so bad #bicon #bisexual #God #post apocalyptic #zombie #zombie film #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome #gif #gifs made by me #gif set #my gifs

[andrew-dramaqueen-minyard]

andrew 100% went as a vampire for Halloween one year and his costume was basically just his usual all black, with slight reddish purple rubbed under his eyes and small fake fangs that you only really saw when he spoke (because he doesn’t smile) except for the one time he flashed them at Neil saying something along the lines of “don’t make me kill you”

#needless to say Neil was lowkey a little weak at the knees with that one #bc vampire Andrew is hot as fuck #aftg #all for the game #tfc #the foxhole court #andrew minyard #neil josten #andreil #Halloween #Halloween hc #aftg hc #vampire #Andrew minyard screams vampire so I just know he did it once #plus vampires are sexy so

[brutal-nemesis]

big question!! dude can we please see a scene in the AU where castys has his tongue cut off and he has to deal with that? like man, the shock and the pain and the fuckin grief? and neteri just being herself ofc

anyway the latest erebus chapter was heartbreaking you’re so good at being awful to these lads (i can’t stop reading)

Thank you I try,,,,,

Okay strap in fellas I think this is banger as hell I had a great time and let me know if you have any other requests for the AU!

Ingredients: shockingly, tongue gets cut off! some suffocation as well

Castys wasn’t great at sitting in chairs normally, something his parents had always reprimanded him for, but, hey, they’d never taken it as far as to fucking tie him to one, and Castys was grateful. This shit was uncomfortable. Like, yeah, the rough ropes around his wrists and ankles were tight and itchy, but also the position just sucked. Not that he’d rather be standing or something-

“You must be Castys!” The door had swung open, and now this little lady with a white coat on was walking up to him. 

“Yes, I’m Castys,” he said flatly as she scurried behind him before coming back without her bag. And then she just…stared at him. Castys wasn’t sure what she was looking at, since there really wasn’t much to see, just, like, him. Eventually her eyes wandered up to his, and she jumped in place a bit.

“Oh, right, I’m Neteri.” She stuck her hand out like she expected him to shake it.

“You know I’m tied up, right?”

“Ah. Yeah.” Her skin was dark enough that it wasn’t immediately obvious that she was blushing, but Castys was pretty sure she was. She ended up awkwardly grabbing his right hand and shaking it a bit. “I, um, I’ll be preparing you for this afternoon. Sorry, I’m just a bit nervous.”

“Well, you’re not tied to a chair so I think you’ll be okay.”

She laughed. “You’re right, you’re right, but I’m just…I think I’m going to do something I’m not supposed to do.”

Castys raised an eyebrow. “Let me go because I’m funny?”

Neteri rolled her eyes, but she was smiling, so clearly she did think he was funny. “No, you’re staying put, sorry bud. But I think I’m going to keep you. You’re kind of perfect.” She tried to cup his cheek in her hand, but Castys leaned away, staring at her with wide eyes.

“What the fuck is that supposed to mean?” His mouth was really dry all of a sudden, he wasn’t perfect, he was a fuck-up, a useless heir, that had been his goal, he wasn’t good at anything he was supposed to be good at, he wasn’t well-mannered or polite, he had a huge fucking scar on his face and a lopsided smile because of it, he was filthy and vulgar and didn’t have any interest in getting married he was absolutely anything but perfect. So why the hell did she want him?

“It’s not important right now. You’ve got a big day ahead of you!” She clapped her hands, dismissing the subject entirely. He wanted to press her further, but after seeing the lovely object she pulled out of her pocket, everything else was forgotten.

“No. Absolutely not.”

“Aw, what are you gonna do about it, Castys? I thought you were tied to a chair!” Great, now it was his turn to feel his face grow hot, because, yeah, what the fuck was he gonna do?

Normally, he doubted he’d immediately recognize it for what it was, but today, right now, after just being told this lady wanted to keep him, it was instantly clear. And Neteri was right, he was only able to squirm uselessly and lean away as she wrapped the collar around his neck without much trouble. His first swallow after she’d sealed it shut felt horrible, and he absolutely did not want to get used to it.

“See, it’s not so bad. It looks cute on you!” She ruffled his hair, which only made Castys more uncomfortable.

“I don’t want to be cute. I’m not a fucking dog.” He wasn’t sure whether the collar was part of Neteri’s weird desires or just to humiliate him, but either way he hated it.

“No, you’re not, but you’re also not a prince anymore, and you’re the property of the Xernan Empire, and this is a good reminder of that,” Neteri said as she walked around behind him, probably to her bag. Castys rolled his eyes. He didn’t need to be reminded that he wasn’t a prince, since it was his favorite new development in all of this. Unless…unless it wasn’t just a reminder for him, but for everyone else, too…He really, really hoped there wasn’t going to be some sort of public display, but given how Neteri’d said he had a “big day” ahead…fuck, that was probably the case, huh?

“Now, I’m going to…oh, I might get in so much trouble for this,” Neteri muttered as she stared at the floor, standing in front of him once again. She had leather gloves on, which would have been nice earlier when she was touching him, and she was holding…a pair of shears? He didn’t think she’d put on gloves if she was just going to cut his hair, and given that she thought she might get in trouble for it, it seemed like she was going to…maim him somehow. Castys curled his hands into fists as Neteri slapped her cheeks with her palms, still talking to herself. “No, I’m going to do this. I deserve it. It’s not that far off from what the emperor wants. Okay,” she held the shears up and gave Castys a concerningly bright smile. “Any last words?”

For once, Castys didn’t take the opportunity to speak.

Instead, he locked his jaw shut tight, teeth clenched so hard it hurt, lips pressed together, walls of protection around his tongue. 

That’s what she wanted, wasn’t it?

Neteri cocked her head, watching him. “Nothing to say all of a sudden? No jokes?” Her smile disappeared as her eyes narrowed. “You figured it out, didn’t you, Castys? What I’m going to do to you.”

He didn’t bother nodding.

Neteri stepped up to him, her knee on the chair in between his legs, leaning over him, her face right above his as he craned back to avoid her. “You’re going to have to get used to obeying me, Castys.” The cold metal of the shears rested on his cheek. “So open your mouth.”

If there’s one thing Castys was good at, it was disobeying orders.

After a few moments of neither of them moving, Neteri pinched Castys’s nose shut with her free hand, not saying a word. Fine, he could play that game. Hold on as the pressure in his chest built, as his head started to spin, as his vision started to darken, every fiber of his being screaming at him to just give in to the inevitable and take a breath. He could do it quick, a little gasp, fast enough that she wouldn’t be able to do anything. Okay, three, two…

The exhale was shaky, but it was fine, just a quick inhale as he snapped his mouth shut-

His teeth scraped against metal, the sensation sending shivers down his spine.

Neteri stared at him with a detached coldness as she rotated the shears, forcing his jaw open wide, wide enough for her to stick her hand in and grab his tongue, pulling it out despite his attempts to pull it back, turning the shears to the side now, opening them up, the cold blades-

Snip.

Castys’s mouth was hot it was burning he was choking the smell of blood was so strong he was suffocating on it her hand was still in his mouth her fingers pressed against his wound magic piercing through his jaw he’d scream if he had the air and then that was it her hand was gone he lurched forward coughing and spitting blood and saliva all down the front of the threadbare shirt he’d been given and once he saw the discarded little piece of pink flesh on the floor he couldn’t look at anything else he couldn’t believe that was it it was gone it wasn’t in his mouth his mouth was empty there was only the blood still dripping out and when Neteri laid a hand on his back he wanted to growl at her not to touch him but he couldn’t he couldn’t say anything anymore he was quiet nothing to say no thoughts or opinions of his own just how his parents had wanted him-

“It’s alright, Castys, just breathe. It was a little more difficult than it needed to be, but you did it.” And why did it need to be at all? “Just two more things left today and then you can rest. And then hopefully…” Her hand slid up, resting on the back of his neck, on that awful collar, and Castys wanted to scream. He never, ever wanted to belong to her.

But what he wanted didn’t matter anymore.

Castys was dragged out and whipped and branded and left out on display, brought back and patched up by Neteri and given soup that he couldn’t taste, and when the door slammed shut behind her, he finally allowed himself to cry.

His back and chest hurt, of course, the wounds aggravated no matter how he moved or what position he laid in, but he could deal with it. It was nothing compared to what he’d lost, the little pocket of empty space inside his mouth.

Words were all he’d ever have to really fight back, complaining when he was forced to do things he didn’t want to, scaring off all the suitors his parents picked out, jokes keeping him calm when he was scared or upset, even when he couldn’t do anything he could still say something, make sure everyone knew how he felt, and now he was more helpless than ever before and he couldn’t say a single fucking thing. 

He didn’t even know where he was going to end up, either sold off to some asshole or left in Neteri’s clutches, and no matter what, he wasn’t going to be treated like a person. The collar made it pretty clear. He was less than human now, a pet, a lab rat, property, something that didn’t need to have thoughts or opinions anymore. 

He’d rather be a prince after all.

Castys Cult: @as-a-matter-of-whump​ @blackrosesandwhump​ @fanmanga1357-blog​​ @thehopelessopus​ @just-a-whumping-racoon-with-wifi

@hearse-song​ @muddy-swamp-bitch @whumpasaurus101 @yet-another-heathen​​ @galaxywhump 

@starnight-whump​ @his-unspoken-words​ @misspelledwitch @suspicious-whumping-egg​ @pumpkin-spice-whump​ 

@painsandconfusion @i-can-even-burn-salad @befuddled-calico-whump​ @whumpinggrounds​ @whump-queen​

@whumpedydump

#i wrote something #whump-in-the-closet #thanks troy this was super fun! #castys & terror au #castys #neteri #whump #tongue whump #the best part about writing this was i just copy pasted some of neteri's dialogue and actions from e&t ch2 lmao #i missed writing her tho fuck :( #i know it's my own fault but still (┬┬﹏┬┬) my girl #and then castys is easy as fuck to write yippee #by the time wick asked me about him getting his hair cut i had already written the beginning of this #and i didnt really know how to work it in 😔 so just know that if he had longer hair and it got cut it would have made him very happy #and probably lulled him into a bit of a false sense of security #castys deserves a collar at all times tbh he is a feral animal and i need to pull him around by the neck #plus he looks soooo good with one on especially if it's red (it's black here tho 😔) #god neteri being threatening to him is so sexy #and then no more tongue HAH HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT MISTER STUPID COMEBACKS #NOBODY WANTS TO LISTEN TO YOU #just be a good little test subject from now on (he won't)

[greensaplinggrace]

it is fine if you enjoy the darkling as a villain as long as you acknowledge that he is a power hungry mass murdering guy with not a single good thing about him.

since when? i could say that i adore every action he takes and find the ways he deals with his problems fascinating - that studying his complex relationship with his personhood and the dissonance in his worldview vs reality is like crack to me. i could say that i love when he threatens to strip away everything alina has and that i find his coup on the throne cathartic as well as attractive. i could say that every line he has in the books measures up to some of the best amongst all of the characters, and that his balance of opportunism, practicality, and sheer emotional immaturity is more fun to read than most other scenes. i could say that i want to put him on his knees and blow his fucking back out and make him beg for mercy. and through none of that would i be required to acknowledge anything more than i want to acknowledge. you know why? because it doesn't matter, and i don't care. and your perspective on the policing of the inner critical thoughts of my mind is about as relevant as anon hate sent on tumblr dot com.

#what is this #fucking amateur hour? #shadow and bone #grishaverse #sab #asks and answers #aleksander morozova #the darkling #pro darkling #nsft #i find his crimes sexy plus he's never done anything wrong ever in his life blah blah blah #l + i dont care + gain some media literacy #thanks for the permission to like a fictional guy i guess you sanctimonious condescending idiot lmfao #discourse #fandomcourse #negative #darkling slander sunday

[popsicle-stick]

i need a 1970s dracula adaptation so fucking bad i need it......

#i think quincey would be the best suited for this. he would kill a 70s cowboy fit so bad. plus could you imagine the soundtrack. insane #it needs to be SO absurd and camp and of course boasting many garish patterned materials #its interesting to explore/subvert/fuck around with the sexy dracula trope that became VERY popular in the 70s along #with those 1st wave feminist interpretations that also became...........very popular #in other news tom just looked at a pic im working on of jack seward and said 'why does he look like a bottom'. hell is real

[allmyandroids]

♡ ʰᶦˢ ʰᵃⁿᵈˢᵒᵐᵉ ᶠᵃᶜᵉ ⁺ ˢᵐᶦˡᵉ ᶦˢ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ ♡

#adam soong #brent spiner #star trek adam soong #star trek #star trek picard #picard #st picard #st pic #adam soong gifs #adam soong gif #gifs #gif #plus his beard is so fucking sexy #i love this gilfy look in that scene sm #he needs to take me like that tbh #i crave this old man

[roseworth]

still talking about mean girls sorry!!(<- not sorry)

this is probably the only time i will ever say this about any movie musical. but ive seen the stage show and the new movie and i can definitely say i preferred the movie. it fixed so many of my problems with the musical and honestly the story just works better onscreen to me

#mean girls #PLEASE someone else whos seen both tell me your thoughts #honestly ive been into the show since the cast recording first released #(i have a crush on barrett wilbert weed. who doesnt) #and ive been iffy on a lot of the songs & there were a bunch of issues i had with it when i saw it live #but a lot of my problems either werent there or were less glaring in the movie #like i cant stand the full meet the plastics song but the fact that they only did reginas verse made it so much better #and the fact that renee is so fucking hot. my god. i still havent recovered #also hot take. sexy in general is kinda lame. but i had more fun with it in the movie than in the show #plus a lot of the dancing in the show seemed weirdly out of place to me. idk how to describe it #honestly i have that issue in general with casey nicholaw's choreography.. he just tries to do so much in every song #like the movie wasnt perfect and there were plenty of things that i liked in the musical more than the movie #(i did not like the song they replaced it roars with. it was bad) #but overall the movie was better to me #anyways uh my opinion may be partially influenced by the way i was baked while watching the movie. whos to say

[xamaxenta]

Hhsjofjply holy shit HOLY shit the five elders full forms

#sabo continues to dominate as one pees most wanted and most sexy for this #now that we get to see the fucking monsters he saw #holy shit #sabo stonks continue to skyrocket #dude stood in the same room same pressure that exploded heads #and saw all five of these monsters plus wtf ever imu is #and just kinda went oh a regular monday for me #and then booked it after throwing a punch lol i love him

[saturnsorbits]

Monoma doesn’t know who he is…

While all the kids where busy getting their quirks and discovering things about themselves, Monoma found out that he’d only ever be as good as what he could steal… Learned that his quirk, quite literally, was to become something else, someone else: someone better.

It’s hard, learning that you’re not really you, but always part something more. He never really understood it, but life was always there to teach him not to question it.

He was taught this on the playground when he could only overcome a bully by stealing his levitation quirk. Had it beaten into him when new friends would ask to see his quirk and he just… Couldn’t, because he hadn’t copied anything for a while. At first he made excuses and tried to explain, but no-one is interested in being stolen from in theory or in practice.

So, screw him if he learned to deal with the fact that on his own he is nothing more than his ability to steal. Fuck him, for becoming harsh, for beginning to transform into the thing everyone else had already decided he would be…

#Marquie has me thinking so I’m climbing out of my Monoma-fucker box for a hot second… #I just think he’s a prick because he’s had to deal with so much shit; y’know? #Quirks; in essence; are an extension of one’s-self - so I can understand how someone ‘stealing/copying’ that would be uncomfortable. #Plus; kids are arseholes and I refuse to believe he didn’t fall victim to the ‘Ew you’re just copying me’ individualism argument. #So… At some point; he stopped caring. #Stopping trying to create his own identity in the ashes of everyone else’s… And just became what was expected of him. #And if it was expected for him to become a prick - Well; he guessed that was who he was. #(I think this is why he draws a super interesting contrast to Bakugo and Shinso… #Bakugo bc; One: We all saw how hot that scene was when he copied Bakugo’s quirk for the first time during the sports festival… #That was sexy shit. Don’t lie to yourself. Love him or hate him. That was fucking delicious; but anyway - #Bakugo is naturally brilliant and strong; embodies his quirk perfectly and he’s so fucking ungrateful - #it’s a wonderful contrast to Monoma who is ill-fitted to everyone else’s quirk and constantly on the back foot. #Also; they’re both the same ass for different reasons. #And Shinso; bc both of their quirks are ‘villainous’ they both take things from others [Quirks vs Control] #and have suffered in an individualistic way because of their quirks. #The only main difference between them is that Shinso is still rebelling against this ideology whereas Monoma has accepted it). #(He’s also super similar to Kaminari if we’re talking insecurity masking bc: over confidence vs humour) #Anyway. I’m going to shut up now; but I love him. Okay.

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Bringing back one of my favorite scenes from one of my favorite films.

Vincent Price as Professor Henry Jarrod

House of Wax (1953) // director Andre De Toth

#vincent price #house of wax #50s horror #1950s horror #horror #andre de Toth #3d #this movie had to be fucking awesome in 3d #plus being able to see vincents beautiful mug. #god hes sexy #so sexy #sexy actors #YOUR FACE SIR #bicon #bisexual #fuck me already #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome #gif #gifs made by me #gif set #gifs

[timemachineyeah]

damn it lord van zieks I would find your absurdity so hot if you weren’t a fucking racist

#timemachine wuz here #it’s always such a tragedy when hot people ruin their appeal by having insufferable worldviews #why couldn’t you just be a fictional mass murderer or something else sexy why’d you hafta make it rancid #I really wanna get into this cape and epaulets and shattering glasses of wine by hurling them into the gas lamps behind you #but then you’re like ‘I hate the Japanese’ and it’s like aw fuck dude that sucks you’re like actively repulsive now #like 🤢 #obviously in the real world there are worse things about racism than how it affects my ability to find a person hot #but in Ace Attorney that is actually the worst part #like he’s a villain and the racism against the Japanese is being written by Japanese writers in what is clearly a criticism #of the bad qualities always inherent in the British Empire and the many ways they impacted Japanese history upon their introduction #plus like a general ‘fuck cops’ ‘fuck capitalism’ vibe I’m really digging. his racism is narratively appropriate. sadly. #idk if this satire IS more overt and pointed or if the fact that for once the system being satirized is one I’m more familiar with #makes it more apparent to me #but boy people are not wrong. the satire of this franchise is NOT subtle #ace attorney #great ace attorney chronicles #lord van zieks

[lesbianyosano]

i will never be able to draw dazai the way i actually think he looks like not bc of lack of skill but bc it’d be sooo boring

#bc in my head he looks bland as fuck #like yes he’s attractive extremely so but in a way where it’s almost. too much??? #like his face is symmetrical and his smile it’s perfect and it’s unnerving #like with celebrities they’re good looking yes but it’s inhuman almost they’re attractive but sanitized even when sexy #and there’s sth just kind of dead in his eyes when you really look so no matter how charming he is it comes across as fake and disturbing #this uncanny valley he’s not real he looks like every beauty standard to a point where it’s just soo boring #and i just can’t bring myself to draw him like this bc i enjoy messing with designs too much and i love adding little features #plus i try to make his skin a little darker but realistically i imagine hes very pale and fair #but i don’t want him to beee not him and not any of the japanese characters tbh #i’m still not super good at picking skin tones but i’ve been getting better i think #the problem is bc i use an off white background and color the skin first it looks very dark and then after i put hair color in place it #suddenly starts to look much paler and it’s really frustrating #anyway i just think thematically he should be very conventionally attractive to a point where it’s unnerving and sanitized due to #it’s restraint #does this make sense #txt.

[minglana]

also irt to this asturian man- im gonna end up with half asturian and half aragonese vocab because its been more than once where (in my head) ive referred to a kid as "guaje/a"

#'esti guaje' 'fartuco' etc etc PLUS habla por los codos and he HASNT LOST HIS ASTURIAN AT ALL and mixes it into his everyday language #which i think is sexy as fuck i love hearing him talk and seeing the similarities and differences between aragonese and asturian #xarraire

[ruiner-of-days]

thinking about ghetsis thinking about ghetsis thinking about ghetsis thinking about ghetsis thinking about ghetsis thinking about ghetsis thinking about ghet-

#old man acquired #i dont know alot about ghetsis...YET! #but good lord the fanart of him...🤤 #plus from what I've seen of him he's incredibly fucked up (I LOVE SEXY HORRID OLD MEN) #im gonna try to looking up the pokemon lore #cuz i cant play pokemon too... expensive... #anways..

[supercantaloupe]

hehe. rake's progress designs

#art and soul #no father trulove cause i couldn't be bothered tonight. try being in more than one and a half scenes next time old man lol #these were fun to design...the whole Unreality storybook/fable/morality play vibe really let me get free and Into It It #tom i think should look. almost as generic as possible. just your average kinda pathetic little man #he's the only one i bothered to break my pens out for but i like the hockney design language with the limited color palette #and i'm stealing that #anne. okay i'll be honest i mostly just went with vague 18th century dress for her cause i didn't know what else to do and i'm tired... #nick shadow. okay he was fun #'evil ass goatee' (in the words of my friend lol) was simply a must. plus that slicked black hair #i think he's Tall and Looming. got those beady catlike eyes and vaguely pointed ears #and tail + cloven hooves hidden under the jacket/pants lol #and baba. well i simply wanted to make her as cool and sexy as possible. amen #the rake's progress #okay going to fucking bed now goodNight #feat my crummy handwriting. good luck with some of these lol

[catboyfurina]

baizhu x diluc >:3

meow :3

#beeep #query #i had a bad uhhh third impression? is that a thing #with this one #cus my first impression was 1. oh fun thats a neat crackship :) 2. oh fuck did i miss baizhu content on one of my breaks this is all over #twitter?????? #(i did not there was just one guy who introduced me to it that had also made a bot) #and then i was like (second impression) well sure i'll give it a shot #and then i saw the content that was being promoed and i was like. im still giving this a shot but some of this is making me uncomfortable a #hell..... but i didnt say anything cus it wasnt Asked for yknow like. no need to be rude if people arent Asking you to #(like right now) #anyway then that same sort of stuff kept going for a while and some of it was fine and good and others were like oh god what the fuck why i #this good to you.... #and now that baizhu is out and has more canon info its much better #there was a lot of manipulative/bad intentions baizhu or like. femme fatale baizhu? #and that made me rly uncomfy bc there wasnt any indication for that #it was basically just. long haired crop top guy + the voice andthen running with stereotypes #plus it often seemed sooo unbalanced like. less about two guys in a relationship and more. idk. like baizhu wasnt a Character there. he was #just a generic Sexy Guy for diluc to be desperately obsessed with #so a few months ago these answers wouldve included a lot more of eeeggghhhhh but now that the baizhluc enjoyer(s) have been moving away fro #that old dynamic its settling down in my opinions as cute :> altho i wish a certain someone wouldnt be keeping the headcanons as secret dms #(cough cough x*****a)(because im a wimp and don't wanna be too nosy yet) #this might seem like i should add could write essays about it but this isnt essays and i cant write. salute emoji.