Know why they're called disguises? Cause when someone's wearing one, no one knows who dis guys is!
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If “Danny Phantom” was turned into a musical, then it’d be called “Danny Phantom of the Opera”.
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Willem Dafoe had a gallery in a modern art museum, the gallery was called Dillem Wafoe.
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the fact that people can’t tell the difference between entomology and etymology bugs me beyond words
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One of my hyperfixations atm is Sally Face! I’ve been drawing a lot of fanart of it, and here’s one of the drawings :D
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My quilt guild challenge this year is "Play on words" and we are supposed to make a idiom or a pun come to life on a small quilt.
This is mine. I named him Carl which is irrelevant but I felt you should know.
[Hint: He's a pun.]
He's an alligator in a vest .
He's an investigator.
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Okay I am pissed that I didn't learn this eight years ago when the YOI Fandom was super active.
So I have reached a lesson in my duolingo where they are literally teaching you how to play Jankenpon (Japanese Rock Paper Scissors) and there in the sentence that translates to "Rock beats Scissors" is a funny new verb that I'm learning: 勝つ, which means "to win".
勝つ is pronounced "katsu".
So Yuuri eats Katsudon when he wins because it's a fucking pun. When he wins he eats the "winning bowl".
What a fucking nerd. I love him so much.
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Restless psych ward residents fucking each other in the community therapeutic flower bed, or:
Impatient inpatients in patients in patients’ impatiens.
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Everything is a play on words in the Ever After.
For example, there are blades of grass.
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"One cannot hire a hand; the whole man always comes with it."
Peter Drucker, management consultant, professor, and writer (19th November 1909-2005)
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Deltarune Chapter 3 Prediction:
There will be an enemy called Applaud, and when you fight a bunch of them, it will say, "You receive a crowd of Applause."
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