#pathetic sopping wet cat of a woman

[shrimperini]

POMNI !!!!!!!!!!!!! ❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙

#the amazing digital circus #tadc #the amazing digital circus fanart #tadc fanart #tadc pomni #pomni #pomni fanart #pathetic sopping wet cat of a woman #looooove her #my art

[1800duckhotline]

Jutta: breathes

at least 3 different companions at camp: if I don't flirt with her I'll die

#you guys might not approve if I tell you what I went for the first like. progressive night. after saving the tieflings. but. #I have a reason. I have a whole time line in my head. Ok? #she's still sworn to karlach DEFINITELY it is endgame. #crazy though. absolutely crazy. let's just say she's not good with her decisions often #duck bg3 time #I said it on my Twitter priv but I imagine her pathetic aura causes some kind of psychosexual desire in others #it's like you know when you see a sopping wet cat of a woman and want her bad. that's how it is here

[collectivedirective]

💎 🐈 🤓she-rial killer❣️🩸🪓🥀

wip

#patrickdrawssometimes #digital art #procreate #Minecraft story mode #mcsm episode 6 #a portal to mystery #mcsm cassie rose #pathetic woman #she’s a sopping wet cat I found outside #she’s my poor little meow meow #she’s my wife in STEM (redstone)

[gatsby-system-folks]

I feel the same way about Baya as tumblr does about Reigan and Spamton I think. She's even got the right name scheme

#shes my blorbo shes my babygirl shes commited crimes and is sopping wet #shes so butch that she counts as a pathetic wet cat of a man #and shes a lesbian #i cant believe i get to write her. im very thankful #fjfkdl #how did I luck into writing this frickin woman #oc posting #blorbo posting #baya Ozebourne #baya dap #my writing #my book #dreamers and poets #dap #my oc #my ocs #dare I tag #reigan arataka #spamton g spamton #~ raph

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

What your favorite BG3 Romance says about you but I'm kinda mean about it (yes, more of this, the brain rot is terminal and I'm making it all your problems)

Wyll: "WHAT'S WRONG WITH VANILLA?! VANILLA'S A PERFECTLY GOOD FLAVOR!" Also, you're still into Disney Princes.

Shadowheart: You never got over Raven from Teen Titans and it shows, baby.

Astarion: Oh honey, you never got over your Twilight phase? Or your Legolas phase? Also you probably unironically read Asshole!Harry Styles fanfic on Watpad.

Karlach: You just want to be picked up and held like a teddy bear by a woman who could break you in half. And really? Valid.

Gale: You wish Anders from Dragon Age 2 had been even more miserable and pathetic.

Lae'zel: You want to be stepped on by a pathetic little sopping wet cat of a creature who could break you in half with one hand.

Halsin: You just want to be picked up and hugged like a teddy bear by a buff man who can also be your teddy bear. And honestly? Valid

Minthara: You're not a simp! You're just terminally down bad for morally reprehensible women who will definitely ruin your life!

#incorrect super smash bros #not a quote #not smash bros #Baldur's Gate #BG3 #Baldur's Gate 3 #Wyll #Shadowheart #Astarion #Karlach #Gale #Lae'zel #Halsin #Minthara #romance #writing #joke #meme #funny

[screams-of-the-damned884]

breaking news!! london’s most beloved gentleman found looking like the world’s most pathetic sopping wet cat in a pond. also he just slam dunked a woman. more at 12

#the glass scientists #tgs #tgs henry jekyll #tgs hyde #my poor little meow meow #art #fanart #my art #i had so much trouble drawing his hair pls ignore how bad it looks 😭

[infranthrax]

helo. im one they call 🍂 and id like to. make a request. i hope ur doing okay (*＞∇＜)ﾉ ur free to write this or not

i would like to request an angst w/ a good ending type of thing if its okay. a platonic f!reader&heartslabyul (seperately. if its limited to one character, you can go with riddle) headcanon that has the following plot;

mc is a pessimistic person, a very tired, overworked one. all they want is a bit of peace and quiet, but they care about the heartslabyul gang very much. they have kind of become a mom/older sister to the group (kinda like trey). anyway, one day the gang realizes that mc seems more irritable than usual which results in them making a snide remark/get in an arguement about the guy's flaws (like how riddle hurt many pre-overblot, how ace runs his mouth at the worst times, how deuce is not the brightest around, cater being addicted to his little social media sites, and trey ignoring the problems regarding riddle because he didnt want conflict, etc etc) that would hurt them.

they kind of ghosting everyone for a couple of days to calm down, and then they awkwardly come back with a box of sweets (that they managed to purchase by scraping by lmao, girlie's poor as hell...) to apologize, and eat them over tea! mc apologizes directly and wants to make up for their words, but they are not the best at speaking their mind.

ive seen countless fics where the main cast gets to be the agressive and sad, sopping wet cats, and reader comforting them. ngl, i wanted to write a piece where MC is the "sad little pathetic shrimp" but i just didnt have the time. anyway, i hope you like this prompt

oh my god I love this prompt! the mc is definitely the therapist of the group and I can imagine this happening… I restricted it down to just riddle given how detailed this prompt was, the rest of the dorm is self explanatory.☺️/pos (and thank you for your kind words! I hope you’re having a good day/night!)

generating new memory… please, one moment… ✨

𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊!

Heartslabyul x f!reader — headcanons!

sypnopsis: mc has had enough of the anal shenanigans after a near traumatic event, and she lashes back out at riddle, who is left bewildered and heated at the event.

light tw // domestic conflict, implied traumatic event

riddle rosehearts

riddle is just anal and sometimes he comes off as bossy and or ungrateful. that’s not really his intention however. that’s just an act of conditioning he’s been through.

so when he sees that you’re overwhelmed, at first he blind sighted to it. riddle isn’t great per se at emotions— let alone the ones of other people.

he gets on you for being late to class one day and it all piles up. You’re in a dorm full of boys— what girl wouldn’t have enough? at the time it was little around the time in which riddle overblotted, and he just went on with daily life like none of that ever happened.

he fucking hurt your ass. quite frankly that was the first (of many) overblots you’ll have to go through, and that’s how you’re gonna handle it? hell no, especially after the fact that you had to play superwoman to get the goons out of a near death situation.

before this, you had gotten into tiffs with the redhead on numerous occasions, trying to ground him down. never really did it work though as he was always stuck in his perfectionist ways. and you hated that about him because his mannerisms reflected into you.

he expected you to be able to carry yourself in a manner that would suit him. he expected you to dress a certain way. he expected you to follow his orders, his rules, his ultimatum. that you couldn’t stand any longer.

when he got on you for being tardy, the melting pot overflowed… and it wasn’t pretty either. let’s say you were in pain, in addition to your mental health plummeting due to not really having anyone to talk to, and then when mother nature calls upon you for your monthly drain you must attend.

you shouldn’t mess with the wrath of a woman on her period. this, riddle learned the hard way… with you.

“riddle… i swear… on god’s green earth, if you don’t shut the hell up… i’m fucking TRYING. I’M TRYING! FUCK YOU, YOU UPTIGHT PIECE OF SHIT, GO ON SOMEWHERE!”

and then the fire brewed. and then it exploded. (quite literally.) it would be hellish screaming match between you two, despite riddle claiming he is above such things. he really isn’t, he’s got a temper that’s about as fagile as glass. (no, it’s not microwave safe.)

after your blow up with riddle, you both proceed to give each other the silent treatment for the better part of a month. during this time you find comfort in your other classmates, spending time with other students outside of heartsllabyul, namely vil and rook, just for a boost of female empowerment.

and while riddle was contemplating all the bullshit that went down between the two of you, he began to feel a little bit of guilt. mattered if fact, both of you did. you shouldn’t have been so aggressive and he shouldn’t have been so… well, himself.

before class one day you enter your lab room to see a small box at your seat with a little note attached to it.

it was from riddle— a little chocolate potion bottle with those biscuits— the exact ones from the disney movie. little did he know, you happened to pop by sam’s shop to get him some mini fruit tarts and snuck into his class early to put them on his desk. you ate his little gift up, in a little bit of worry. would he accept that?

at the end of the day though, you had to return to heartslabyul to see him. and what a surprise, he wanted to talk to you.

call it him playing kiss ass— no, he’s not. he’s sorry. to be true, he should be more careful and more intuitive as a dorm lead to ensure the comfort of his students, and he does understand that sometimes he can come off as overbearing or, dare i say dictatorial. it’s really not meant to cause harm. it has a lot to do with his upbringing.

and you were sorry too. and you both hugged it out. every couple has their tiffs, right? just something he’s gonna have to work on.

#📍|| infra is logging… #twisted wonderland #memory bank #quick access #files application #twst #twst x reader #riddle rosehearts #riddle rosehearts x reader #riddle x reader #heartslabyul #twst angst

[cantfuckbracket]

Can't Fuck Bracket - Group Stage. Group 28: Characters That Inspired Paragraphs

Jiang Cheng (MDZS/The Untamed) versus Bertrand Beaumont (The Royal Romance) versus Joe Goldberg (You)

[ID: The unfuckable pride flag overlaid with the "no bitches" meme. Jiang is a Chinese man with long hair, shown with a woozy face; Bertrand is a white man in a sweater and blazer, frowning; Joe is a white man with short hair, shown staring blankly. Over it are pictures of the contestants. Over them are sparkles and a heart with a butt, and in between them are peach emojis crossed out with the word "vs" in them. End ID]

Propaganda:

Jiang Cheng: "He’s literally such a bad date that he is blacklisted from dating pools. He’s ranked as the 5th most handsome bachelor in the cultivation world (who is the panel of judges that decide this? I really don’t know!!!) yet despite this and him ALSO being rich and powerful on top of that, women still hate him!!! Hes just that unpleasant!!!!! He’s constantly being one-upped by his adoptive brother (deserved) (4th most handsome bachelor, btw) so much so that it’s become a meme, he even lost a best mdzs character poll tournament (in the first round iirc) to said adoptive brother’s pet donkey. Literally no one wants him!!!!! He is the loneliest saddest most pathetic sopping wet cat of a man I’ve ever seen!! I’m convinced he will die a virgin" / "Guy has no game, in the drama version (the untamed) he goes after a chick who’s clearly a lesbian and just never gets any"

Bertrand Beaumont:

• like father like son innit

• he's a cunt but not in a cool sexy way. in a pathetic overgrown rat kind of way that makes you want to punt him back into the sewers

• his name is bertrand archibald beaumont. would YOU wanna fuck him???? i thought not

• the amount of times you have to help him with his relationship. like the countless apologies for being a dumb stupid shit. helping him propose. help with his vows. im 110% convinced mc had to get on video chat for their wedding night so she could instruct bertrand on what to do

• yeeeeah you can't convince me they dont sleep in separate beds in separate rooms

• and also that nasty sweater vest and jacket?????? i know he hasnt washed them in years. of course no one would go near him

• that one country outfit

• killer eyebrows? eye'm gonna kill meself x

Joe Goldberg: "The first time he gets to fuck a woman that he's stalked he finishes in like 2 seconds. Never appears to be any better at fucking any of the countless times he fucks after that. I bet his dick feels like a limp fish. Also got arrested for having sex in a public place and constantly jacks off in public like I think if you were any good at sex you wouldnt need to be doing that. Tried to have a bisexual foursome once to get his wife to leave him and he wimped out so hard at the idea of fucking another man even though he is arguably bisexual himself. The most sexual tension he ever actually had was with a hallucination of another man he had in his own head. Just kind of pathetic"

#the untamed #mo dai zu shi #mdzs #jiang cheng #playchoices #the royal romance #trr #bertrand beaumont #you #you netflix #joe goldberg #polls #thank you drinkingteainthedark for the picture of jiang #thank you dogtheories for the picture of joe

[scribesynnox]

Got through episode 4 of this show, Unicorn: Warriors Eternal, and already we’ve got one pathetic sopping wet cat of a man and one ridiculously loyal and dedicated dog of a man. Both of them are fighting over a woman who is having the worst identity crisis of her life.

So this is shaping up to be hella dramatic and I am here for it

#unicorn warriors eternal #I’m having fun #my posts

[harbingersglory]

according to a random online quiz i'm a stem not a butch, but i am a fellow miko simp! 😌💞 also i'm feral over your hc of switch kafka or any switch woman switches have my heart, and ei being flustered and cute <3 my degrader ass would be trying so hard not to tease her for it though

out of curiosity, if you could date any genshin woman what would your top 3 be and why? 👀 (i'm gonna hazard a guess that ningguang might be on the list)

lesbians just gravitate towards miko its verifiable fact 99% of her fans are lesbians (source; me) good 2 know ive reached my target audience

if i had to pick ohh....yeah ningguang is definitely up there i love her so much. pretty femme whos a bit snarky oh i am weak in the knees. also massive pillow princess vibes which as a stone butch is just. chefs kiss. furina is probably my number one though i am a sucker for pathetic sopping wet cat women. she leans more towards masc to me but i have enough hands for butches and femmes sooo. i can fix her. i can make her worse too. also super self indulgent but zhongli..i see her as a woman* (*its complicated) but i am a yapper and shes a listener its made to be /j also im a monsterfucker obviously im gonna fuck the dragon. is that even a question.

#asks #Anonymous #minors dni #not a fic #can u tell my type is women in power haha. woops #i love powerful women the more capable they are of breaking me in half like a glowstick the more attractive they are #id say arlecchino bc hes my LOVE. my gorgeous butch king #but i hc him as stone butch too bc projection thatd be awkward #and they were two tops meme but they were both stone butches #shoving in my transfem zl hc here also sorry shes so pretty #maybe i just have a thing for archons ive got a track record atp #stares at my main thats 99% tsaritsa fic. hm.

[manyfandomsonelog]

Peter Nureyev is great because on the outside he is this suave, over-dramatic, flamboyantly gay, quick-thinking master thief, and then you look in the inside of his brain and he’s internally the most pathetic angst-ridden sopping wet cat of a man imaginable. He’s walking angst character study fic fodder and he also spent the entire first episode as the cool and competent homme fatale. He has TARDIS pockets of indeterminate size no matter what outfit he’s wearing. He once successfully convinced a woman that a book she didn’t have had been stolen and then stole all her belongings while she watched. He can’t cook. I’m obsessed with him.

#like he’s just fan-favorite material he’s such a fucking wild character #as a fandom we are collectively shaking him around like a rag doll I think. #tpp #peter nureyev

[citrusbusiness]

Wow as a society we really did a 180 from "heroic noble warrior" in the public's fav male characters and "damsel in distress" as the feminine ones, to "sopping wet pathetic little cat man" and "strong intelligent badass woman" respectively.

Ok, well probably not all of society but a good chunk of it at least.

[freakshowcowboy]

bonnie winterbottom most pathetic sopping wet cat of a woman ive ever seen im obsessed w her

#how to get away with murder has been my show-to-put-on-in-the-background-while-i-draw recently #so im not fully paying attention but oooooooo baby i love a horrible pathetic woman #yeehawing #htgawm

[thrilling-oneway]

Your tags on the m/f mischarecterization is the most realest thing I've read in a while

I don't like the amount of story twisting you see in rinn or mzri shippers, and I've never seen a proper akito characterization in his m/f ships (though he's heavily mischaracterized in general anyway)

Even among the rarer m/f ships (that I personally ship) you end up with bad writing because they always end up with girlboss x boyfail, as if that's the only way to write girls is for them to be girlbosses and be the one to fix their bf

Oh god I could go on for days about Akito because it's always him. ESPECIALLY M/F SHIPS FOR SOME REASON just can't get him right. It's always Akian where they bicker and he's a massive tease, or akikoha where he's the aloof and rough shoujo love interest. or either of those where they girlboss-ify an or kohane and make him a sopping wet cat. and obviously there's outliers but those are the interpretations that i see most. and none of them are in-character! especially from akito's side. its' the fucking "he would not fucking say that" meme. it's not hard to understand his dynamic with them just read a few vbs events

i don't get what this fandom's deal is with watering down m/f to really tropey bullshit, mainly the girlboss x boyflop dynamic as you said. it's really frustrating even as someone who doesn't care about any of the m/f ships. like. if that's the only dynamic you like then idk. ship something else??? the only one it vaguely works with is probably like. vbs kaimei but even then kaito can be mature and responsible a lot of the time.

pulling out these tags from an old draft about the same thing. like. if you have to make stuff up about a ship for you to like the dynamic then i dunno mate i don't think you like the ship.

the whole girlbossification of women in m/f ships just feels. wrong. i think it comes from 13 year olds trying to be progressive like by making the woman the strong independent tsundere one next to the hopeless and pathetically in love man but it really. doesn't feel right. if that's the dynamic off the bat then sure but having to make the women seem stereotypically strong and "girlboss" kinda. makes it seem like you think they were shit and weak characters to begin with when they're not.

sort of related but i think it's especially funny when people twist one of the m/f ship dynamics to be almost exactly the same as an existing f/f or m/m ship because at that point. like. why? something something the prsk fandom is so chronically online that about once a month someone make a post like "rt to scare a pjsekai fan" and it's got a picture of a straight couple attached because they think that m/f shipping is somehow oppressed. but like mischaracterising an m/f ship to a certain dynamic already fulfilled by a same-gender ship.. idk man. i know some people prefer rarepairs but just ship the more popular gay one at that point lmao

#asks #rambles

[throesofincreasingwonder]

world's saddest and most pathetic little girl. just a sopping wet cat of a woman.

#vinny everyman #vinny emh #just a lil doodle for now but i am learning how to draw her. she's in my brain #yes i am she/her-ing vinny. look at her. #doodles #my art #everymanhybrid #blood #original post

[wodania]

I will always love Jaime and Brienne’s dynamic. Finally, a woman who views him as the pathetic sopping wet cat he has always been and carries him around like a tiny puppy in a purse. A match made in Heaven.

#jaime lannister #brienne of tarth