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randomtable · 1 year
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1d6 Assassination Targets
1. A member of the landed gentry, being targeted by (1d4):    1. A fellow lord looking to expand their own holdings.    2. A former secret lover whom they have scorned.    3. A group of peasants whom they are subjugating.    4. A higher ranking member of the nobility whose policies they have opposed.
2. A powerful mage, being targeted by (1d4):    1. A vengeful ex-apprentice who resents their tutor.    2. A member of the nobility who fears the mage’s power.    3. A rival mage who wishes to eliminate competition.    4. A religious leader who believes the mage derives their power from an unholy source.
3. A beloved local folk hero, being targeted by (1d4):    1. A tyrannical ruler, who could simply arrest the hero but fears retaliation from the people.    2. A vengeful ex-lover, taking their grudge much too far.    3. An unsavory faction who the hero has kept from gaining much power in town.    4. An entity with whom the hero made a deal in their younger days, come to collect on a long forgotten debt.
4. A prince or princess, being targeted by (1d4):    1. Their younger sibling, who will inherit the throne if they die.    2. Their parent, who has been prophesied to be killed by their own firstborn.    3. An advisor who believes the prince/princess is catching on to their ulterior motives.    4. A faction that wants to blame the death on an enemy nation in order to stir unrest.
5. A religious leader, being targeted by (1d4):    1. A corrupt lower-ranking member of their order, seeking power for themself.    2. A cult, trying to make space to infiltrate the religious order.    3. A higher-ranking member of their order who believes they are corrupt and unworthy of their position.    4. A political leader whose actions they denounced as sinful or heretical.
6. The king/queen or highest ruler of the land, being targeted by (1d4):    1. Their eldest child, who thinks they have grown too soft and wants their turn to rule with an iron fist.    2. Their spouse, who fears they have been blinded by power and become too cruel.    3. A noble in their court who has felt targeted by their policies.    4. An anarchist faction who want to use the assassination to jump-start a revolution.
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fiddles-ifs · 7 months
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What classical paintings would you assign the ROs?
PANDORAS BOX PANDORAS BOX PANDORAS BOX. Being really normal about this ask thank u
Bautista: Pietá by William-Adolphe Bougureau (1876)
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Nazeri: The Leopard Hunt — Paul de Vos
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Devin: Judith Slaying Holofernes — Artemesia Gentileschi (c. 1612-1613)
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Trace: The Last Judgement (middle triptych) — Hieronemous Bosch
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ratguy-nico · 4 months
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you dont get the idea of how proud i am for this one, the bg shit, the lineart could be so much better, like, look those lines yikes. But the colors, the expression, and mostly I made this when most of my drawings were total shit, so this was like my bacon at that moment, what I knew whanted my drawings to look like...mostly.
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glittery-ishfish · 1 year
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The 'Blep Battles'.
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Happy April Fools!
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hellfirebride · 11 months
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not stupid ass matt taking one look at mello praying before bed and saying "does the virgin mary count as a milf?" and mello gets mad because he doesn't want to admit he finds it really funny
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theheartpyre · 1 year
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INVENTORY:
The fanciest of clothes you could find
A lock-picking set
A faked invitation to the party which doesn't look completely right
A small dagger hidden behind your back
An even smaller knife hidden in your boot
A pouch with a few coins (for emergencies)
Adventure masterpost
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ase-trollplays · 9 months
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Wow, a dozen votes in less than half an hour. I can't wait to see the results tomorrow
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somnimagus · 5 months
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My page for @sheikahzine; about Impaz's duty to her village, empty of people and full of memories.
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arataka-reigen · 9 months
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I'm trying to start a movement here
[ID: The first 3 images are edited versions of the "Let's take ibuprofen together" meme. The captions now say "Let's read shoujo together". They each show a person holding their hand out to the viewer; a character from the series Benigyokuzui, Mob from Mob Psycho 100, and Jerma. / end ID]
ID provided by @siroofington thank you so much
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Feelings Thawed
Character; Cater Diamond
Content; Fluff, gender-neutral reader, pining, ice skating (to various degrees of success)
Word Count; 650+
Author's Note; This is a present/thank you to my mutual @i-like-forgs. I hope you enjoy this ice skating scene with Cater, and that you get to skate soon!
As a reminder, do not put my work — or others for that matter — into AI as it steals. Link to Masterlist
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The brisk wind bit at your nose, and you pulled up your scarf, trying to keep away the offending wind. Around you it was a winter wonderland, all made possible in the temperate conditions thanks to Cater, who was filming you skating around on the frozen pond’s surface.
“You know,” you hollered, making sure that you caught his attention, “you should join me! It’s fun!” You came to a stop by the pond’s edge, where Cater was standing with a large thermos.
Cater just shot you a wink, handing you the thermos. “This is for you though, silly!” 
He was deflecting, you could tell; behind that bright and cheery smile that he always seemed to wear around others, you knew when there was something off with Cater. You accepted the thermos though, and took a sip of the spicy apple cider, still piping hot.
You gave him a look and pulled lightly on his coat sleeve. “Yes, but it’s more fun with others, come on Cater!” You stepped back onto the ice, and slowly skated near him, waiting with an eager smile.
He looked at you, and then back at the ice, but he stayed standing in the light snow, shooting you that smile. “But I can’t take photos if I’m out there with you!” He scratched at the back of his neck.
Liar. “Cater,” you looped back around and stepped onto the bank, balancing on your skates, “do you not know how to skate?”
Cater’s smile turned sheepish, and his ‘ahahaha, looks like my gig is up’ chuckle made its appearance. He had been found out. “Never got the chance to,” he hid his face slightly in his scarf, either to keep the cold at bay or to hide that his cheeks were turning pink. “So I’d just slow ya down.”
You took his hand into yours, “Well, I could teach you if you wanted. Just a warning though, you’re gonna fall on your butt a lot, might get a few bruises.”
Cater looked down at your entwined hands. Mittens and gloves separated your skin from touching one another, but Cater could swear that he could feel the sensation nonetheless through the layers of fabric.
“You would? Even if I pull you down with me?” 
The last question wasn’t just about the ice skating; Cater didn’t want to force you to do anything that you didn’t want to… and that included being his friend. His heart seemed to whisper stronger emotions though, but he didn’t want to ruin what the two of you had.
You walked him out to the ice, and the both of you swiftly fell down on the ice, hard. But you just laughed and got right back up again, “Well, we did just fall. There isn’t anything scary about falling down; yes it stings and might leave a gnarly bruise, but in order to move forward we have to fall and get back up. So yes, is what I guess I’m saying.”
Cater looked up at you, the sun illuminating you and the snow glittered behind you. You were holding your hand out again, waiting for him. And Cater took your hand. 
It took him a while to get the hang of it, and he fell down quite a bit, but every time he fell down you helped him back up. And by the time that the sun was setting in the west, the both of you were cold, and both were going to wake up tomorrow with some bruises. It was fun though, which is all that mattered… but that whisper in Cater’s heart was by now singing, and maybe he would listen to it, but for now, he was happy with how the way things were, and he wouldn’t trade it for anything in the world, especially with how much you had smiled today. Your smile and knowing that you had fun with him was enough.
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Tags; @eynnwwyjth, @ithseem, @krenenbaker, @silvers-numberonefan, @twistwonderlanddevotee, @xxoomiii
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mizandria · 2 months
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so the occurrence that almost every woman was sexually harrassed by a man at some point in her life is just a cluster of a few individual experiences that you cannot formulate any general conclusions based on BUT a few reddit porn addicted losers not having a girlfriend assigned to them as soon as they're born or being rejected by three girls in middle school is a world scale epidemic that gets its own name, psychologists and media and useless video essayists devoted to finding out what its causes are and to figuring out how to solve it, and every woman is now responsible for solving it. i love living in this world i am totally not chewing on my arm right now!
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ohpsshaw · 2 months
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[I need you to go look up "ICICLE WORKS - I STILL WANT YOU" and start blaring that as loud as you can right now.]
So. Typhus and I have failed in our mission to get him into everyone's bedrolls. Turns out that traumatized vampire got hands. We didn't have the heart to break up with Astarion, and I think we're DnD married now. Please keep us in your prayers.
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nerdpoe · 7 months
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Vlad meets Lex. He realizes some things.
Vlad meets Lex Luthor at a gala, and Lex is schmoozing hard.
Lex has heard about Vlad's weirdass business deals, knows something isn't right, and he want whatever untraceable power Vlad's got at his disposal.
Lex has done his research, and knows that Vlad got the equipment for cloning, but that no child was ever announced. So Lex starts bragging, going on and on about Kon and talking about the kid like he's a Thing.
And Vlad, listening to this, has some unfortunate realizations about how he was treating Ellie.
So Vlad excuses himself and does some digging of his own, and holy shit do the dead have a lot to gossip about regarding how Superman used to treat the boy, and Vlad...doesn't want to be compared to either of those buffoons.
He's better than both of them combined.
And he's gonna prove it.
He's gonna be the daddest dad that ever dadded.
He'll be way better than Jack, and if he's a better father than Jack then Daniel and Jasmine and Maddie will follow! He just has to learn how to be a good parent.
Easy.
He proceeds to buy every parenting book he can find, and signs himself up for parenting classes.
Ellie, minding her own business, feels a shiver go down her back.
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theellipelli · 1 year
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planning for the future
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intotheelliwoods · 7 months
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Elliwoods' 4K+ DTIYS <- <-
Seeming as theres interest, a DTIYS at last! Thanks again to everyone new, and those who have stuck with me for for all these months!!
Deadlines? None! Edit: December 1st, 2023!
Prizes? I will love and cherish you forever, actually
I just want everyone to enjoy themselves! No pressure on my end at all. The only "prize" would be I might make your work my phone background for a long while! Other notes meanwhile:
- I encourage everyone to have fun with the outfits! I cannot stress this one enough! I want to see you get creative on what these boys can wear! You do not need to give them the same outfits I did! I think it would be awesome if every participant had a completely unique fit! - You can change the poses and angle as much as you would like! Literally long as the two Leos are in the shot I am happy! - Want to write instead? Something surrounding the scene! Where are they? What are they saying? Are they on a vacation in Tahiti? Are they in a 80's movie makeover montage? - Tag me please and thank you! I want to see your gorgeous takes! <3
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This may or may not have been inspired by this old piece
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"Dance with me, oh Death, until the sun calls forth the morning light and duty separates us once more."
This was only supposed to be a quick doodle, but I've lost control of my life.
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