“Do I Know Someone Who Can Help Us With ____?” (2d6)
2. No; the person you thought could help refuses and adds another complication to the situation. (Example complications: they demand payment for a past debt, they are with someone you wanted to avoid, or they call the authorities regarding your illegal activities.)
3. The person you know who could help has gone missing, you’d have to find them first.
4. Yes, but they demand a steeper price than you would expect. Furthermore, if you refuse they will be offended.
5. Yes, but things are awkward between you. The price they ask will be generous, but only after an uncomfortable conversation.
6. Yes, but the help they can offer is sub-par, or only half of what you need.
7. Yes, but they need you to do a small favor for them right now before they help you.
8. Yes, but you’ll owe them one. Could be a future favor they call on, or a cut of whatever money you’re after, or something else.
9. Yes; they’ll give you a good price but it’s not free.
10. Yes, but they don’t seem too happy about it - you’ll have to look for help somewhere else next time.
11. Yes, there’s someone who owes you one and you can cash in that favor.
12. Yes, and that person also gives you an unrelated piece of helpful information.
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Introducing:
Strawberry Slime! 🍓 ₍Ꙭ̂₎
*: Strawberry Slimes are a friendly type of slime that like to come out and play at springtime, especially during the Strawberry Festival! Do they actually taste like strawberries? Who knows! You’ll have to catch one first. When approaching, these bashful slimes are typically very shy and like to play hide and seek amongst the strawberry bushes. But one sure way to make them come out is by complimenting their flowers! It’s said to make them blush red but no one can really tell anyway.
*: One such Strawberry Slime is Ichigoo! He considers himself very fashion forward. You can tell him apart by the others by his choice of wearing his flower on the left side and his cheek seeds which grow with two on top and one on the bottom.
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I came up with an idea for a fic that I’m calling the six seeds au
Will is a dumbass and skips off to the underworld alone to bring Jason back for Nico. he can’t bring Jason back but he strikes a deal with Hades that will link his soul to Jason’s and partially bind him to the underworld, so Will spends six months of the year in the underworld while Jason is in the world of the living, then they switch for the next six months. so, similar to Persephone. or Dumuzid and Geshtinanna in Mesopotamian mythology. Will eats six pomegranate seeds to seal the deal, hence the name of the au.
now obviously this whole “I only get to see Will and Jason for half the year and never at the same time” thing wouldn’t be ideal for Nico and of course he’s upset with Will for doing something so reckless and sacrificial. but the real problem is that Will cannot survive in the underworld. it’s draining him more and more every day. there’s no way he’s even going to make it to the end of his first six months. and since his soul is now tied to Jason’s, this means that Jason is dying, too.
so Nico has to march up to his dad like “hey wtf” and Hades might regret not taking into consideration that Will’s a little Sun baby and can’t survive in the underworld and he might feel bad for doing this to his son so he might let slip that maybe a certain cure (one Nico may be familiar with) could break Will from the vow to stay in the underworld for half the year.
so now Jason and Nico have to go on a quest to get the physician’s cure. and Jason is dying because Will is dying. also maybe Will is sometimes in Jason’s head adding commentary through their soul bond because I think that would be funny.
and uhhh yeah that’s all I’ve got for now but idk I think this fic sounds fun so maybe I’ll come back to this
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tiny seed of a fic idea: the ghoul and lucy make it to vegas after 2+ weeks of Team Bonding Through The Power Of Life Threatening Road Trips, by now lucy has basically solemnly vowed to help him find his family, and then in homage to the new vegas game, cooper IMMEDIATELY gets shot in the head and dies the minute they enter vegas. he's fine, he'll be fine, he's gonna get patched up by some random good samaritan doctor and come back swinging for incredibly violent revenge. but lucy does not know this. bonus points if it's her shithead dad that shot him
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110 hrs into stardew valley and today was the first day i accidentally set down a bomb right next to my crops half way through the day and had to soft reset the day w/o saving bc it destroyed exactly 1 plant I had growing that i had zero access to more of for another in-game 3 seasons
And I had never realized until now that bombs would destroy crops completely, even if it makes sense. One medium bomb blew away my entire little garden. Rude.
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1d6 Assassination Targets
1. A member of the landed gentry, being targeted by (1d4):
1. A fellow lord looking to expand their own holdings.
2. A former secret lover whom they have scorned.
3. A group of peasants whom they are subjugating.
4. A higher ranking member of the nobility whose policies they have opposed.
2. A powerful mage, being targeted by (1d4):
1. A vengeful ex-apprentice who resents their tutor.
2. A member of the nobility who fears the mage’s power.
3. A rival mage who wishes to eliminate competition.
4. A religious leader who believes the mage derives their power from an unholy source.
3. A beloved local folk hero, being targeted by (1d4):
1. A tyrannical ruler, who could simply arrest the hero but fears retaliation from the people.
2. A vengeful ex-lover, taking their grudge much too far.
3. An unsavory faction who the hero has kept from gaining much power in town.
4. An entity with whom the hero made a deal in their younger days, come to collect on a long forgotten debt.
4. A prince or princess, being targeted by (1d4):
1. Their younger sibling, who will inherit the throne if they die.
2. Their parent, who has been prophesied to be killed by their own firstborn.
3. An advisor who believes the prince/princess is catching on to their ulterior motives.
4. A faction that wants to blame the death on an enemy nation in order to stir unrest.
5. A religious leader, being targeted by (1d4):
1. A corrupt lower-ranking member of their order, seeking power for themself.
2. A cult, trying to make space to infiltrate the religious order.
3. A higher-ranking member of their order who believes they are corrupt and unworthy of their position.
4. A political leader whose actions they denounced as sinful or heretical.
6. The king/queen or highest ruler of the land, being targeted by (1d4):
1. Their eldest child, who thinks they have grown too soft and wants their turn to rule with an iron fist.
2. Their spouse, who fears they have been blinded by power and become too cruel.
3. A noble in their court who has felt targeted by their policies.
4. An anarchist faction who want to use the assassination to jump-start a revolution.
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Reward for completing vault of the roots just gives a tree seed each in-game day
Man that farmed hundreds of each tree seed in anticipation for the trees update: Aaaah thank you for this. single pinecone. Throws it into my dragons horde pile of 500 pinecones
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