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rcbertleckie · 23 days
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the pacific · part nine — for @agenors
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lvmity · 3 months
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reneé rapp's regina george could be doing the most asshole things but ok . first of all she's just a girl. she is also a lesbian mean girl she wears a lot of pink and she is HOT what more could you want from a character . like i wish she was being mean to me right now. who said that.
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starberry-cupcake · 5 days
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I'm back! Thank you kindly for your patience, we're done with Act III! It was probably a terrible idea to wait because this is so long, I'm so sorry.
previously, in harrowhark! a vagrant the ninth:
this happened
also a couple previews that will show up in this but are in the tag
currently, chapters 24-31 (END OF ACT III!!!):
harrow wakes up after sleeping a sensible amount of hours in yandere twin's room
yandere twin, who's into chomping cavaliers, complains about having had some harrow soup
they have a sort of tender moment, I guess
they have a complicated dynamic
harrow falls asleep again
she's in the bed and yandere twin is sleeping on the floor
and harrow is woken by the sound of self inflicted pain and torture
harrow gets tired of this and decides to just rip yandere twin's arm off
@lady-harrowhark reminded me that I called this (!!!) in this recap
I had absolutely 100000% forgot I said that but congrats past me!!!
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so, there's this scene in which harrow rips yandere twin's arm off and puts a new bone-y one in there, remade with her own parts
like this
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some people have told me in the replies that it's a sessual sort of scene, and I get that, I suppose it was the vibe it was going for
total respect to that
but I'm gonna be honest here
it felt like I was witnessing a birth and harrow was the midwife
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so harrow lets yandere twin know that she's been improving her necro powers via studying and practicing to try to make up for her being "lyctor lite"
harrow and alleged gideon aka ortus are the only people here that seem to be getting any work done tbh
so now, with the new arm, inner chad can use the sword again
and yandere twin is happy because she's now a proper lyctor and has senior chad aka augustine's approval
harrow is proud of herself for doing nice necro things like chopping and reconstructing arms
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as a thanks, yandere twin agrees to help harrow to kill alleged gideon the first aka ortus
nobody asked you, but ok
I actually have no qualms with alleged gideon aka ortus
because he's at least direct and honest about it
everyone here has an agenda, at least this guy's like directly trying to physically kill harrow
at this point, I respect the direct approach
augustine and emperor reverend professor john can go fu—
WELL, ACTUALLY, WE'LL GET THERE LATER
CHAPTER 28
we're back at gideon-less canaan house
canaan house isn't safe in any universe, all the trails lead to death
everyone who's alive or accounted for is having a sleepover
there's a bunch of people unaccounted for, actually
the kiddos from the fourth are allegedly hidden elsewhere
who knows, at this point
I don't trust anyone
there's a fog and rain and water rising still
which reminds me of the movie identity, in which they all were trapped in that motel because it wasn't actually a motel and they weren't actually alive per-se
magnus and abby say that protozoa should have decked mayonnaise uncle
which is one of the reasons why the gideon universe is superior
aside from the presence of gideon and camilla
I miss them so much I'm gonna start biting cavaliers
anyway, where in the hell is duracell bunny nephew???
he wasn't with mayonnaise uncle when he yeeted himself
his soul, which got detached from his body in the gideon universe, is still flying like a balloon across universes and dimensions, I guess
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abby didn't expect regina george twin to die, apparently, and says "if she's gone, then perhaps that means..." but doesn't elaborate
nobody ever elaborates
abby also makes harrowbean read another one of the "harrow texts"
I can't keep adding them all together in recaps because this will end up being super long but here goes the new one
"I will remember the first time you kissed me —you apologized— you said, I am sorry, destroy me as I am, but I want to kiss you before I am killed, and I said to you why, and you said, because I have only once met someone so utterly willing to burn for what they believed in, and I loved him on sight, and the first time I died I asked of him what I now ask of you. I kissed you and later I would kiss him too before I understood what you were, and all three of us lived to regret it—but when I am in heaven I will remember your mouth, and when you roast down in hell I think you will remember mine"
so yeah, we've got a triangular situation, I suppose
I need to put all of them together to continue to draw connections
my though was that this could be ice cube barbie aka annabel lee, because of the long-lost sun, but I'm unsure still
I don't think the timing fits the other side of the 3d model that's the gideon's mom and rebel leader situation
inconclusive still
abby suggests harrowbean she might be haunted
which might also fit with ice cube barbie??? maybe??? idk
CHAPTER 29
harrow says she doesn't remember shit about chad
get perpetually owned, chad
mercygirl asks harrow things about her necro process for the arm reconstructing and the last thing she asks is "what is the name of the saint of duty?" to which harrow says "ortus the first" and mercygirl goes
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me and my "alleged gideon" theory are very happy about this
the hill I will die on
mercygirl continues to use onomatopoeias to express herself
I do not want to think about what that would imply in a later situation I don't want to dig into
"you read unholy omens in the way people say good morning" that's what these recaps are, thank you very much harrow
that's our tagline over here, that's our brand
"how you loathed any sentence beginning with augustine says" SAME, BESTIE
I HATE THAT MAN
he can go fu— ANYWAY
harrow and yandere twin are having sleepovers so that harrow isn't murdered in her sleep
apparently the nudes are cyrus and his cavalier and yandere twin likes that energy
they gifted them to others as souvenirs too
it's like if you had a university classmate who sent nudes to the groupchat every birthday
yandere twin says augustine the asshole has agreed to help kill alleged gideon aka ortus the first
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I don't trust any of these lyctors if they're willing to kill each other this easily
how do I know they've got my back in combat if they don't have each other's backs—
I CAN'T EVEN ARTICULATE MY THOUGHTS AND NOT SOUND TERRIBLE NOW THAT I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS LATER IN THE PARTY
ANYWAY
yandere twin reminisces about not having been apart from regina george twin much in their lives and hoping she's sleeping well wherever she is
I also don't know where she is
yandere twin tells harrow that she was more farsighted than her
which I'm sure she was, but she doesn't seem to remember shit about it, and the letters remain unopened
harrow thinks it's kinda gross that the cyrus lyctor murdered his cavalier to become a lyctor and then took all of their nudes to the emperor's bolthole
none of these lyctors are operating from a place of common sense, harrow
"you were lucky that the memory of your own cavalier did not hurt you—except sometimes in the form of a sick headache in your temples, or in words stuck on repeat in your head"
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so, augustine's plan involves dinner
harrow, hearing that, is like this
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they look for clothes in the cavalier's things
yandere twin says "valancy trinit was my height, weighed more than both of us put together, and —judging by her portraits— had a body that did not quit"
I sure hope she's a thick girl, because I've had enough disappointment with the gideon cover not letting her have the arms she deserves
I hope valancy trinit looks kinda like this
ANYWAY, here's the makeover vibes, as previously shared
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apparently chad could embroider, which I have to admit is a good quality
hate giving him any props, but I must be fair
harrow painted the less cute skull in her repertoire and we respect that
they went to augustine's room and he's still an asshat
I don't like how he treats yandere twin tbh
I feel like yandere twin has a thing with validation because of how her life has been and he uses that
augustine justifies his betrayal to his fellow lyctor saying that he "caused more pain over these last scant forty years than I dare to admit"
mercygirl is also here for the party, all dressed up
SO HERE'S THE THING
I am so embarrassed I didn't pick it up on the fly and it took me the whole chapter to put it together
augustine tells her "dios apate, minor"
at the time, I didn't remember what it meant, and when I finished reading the thing, I was like "oh, it's exactly like the deception of zeus"
I forgot that's what it was called
I mean, I got the "dios" part, obviously, but forgot the "apate"
my ancient greek professor is going to come back into my life to shoot me at my doorstep
to be fair to myself, it was a long while ago that I took ancient greek
AT LEAST I PICKED THE REFERENCE UP AFTER, OK????
god, I'm so embarrassed
palmolive, I'm so sorry, I promise I figured it out eventually
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mercygirl punches augustine in the face, which is great
he insists on it being "minor", which idk where the line is there and I'm not gonna ask
idk which things are or aren't...involved in a minor form of zeus's deception
mercygirl says she's not wearing the right dress, I don't think it matters, it worked just fine
CHAPTER 30
everyone gets drunk except for alleged gideon aka ortus and harrow, because they're the only people in this group project who are doing the work
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augustine and mercygirl start fighting about something their cavaliers did back in the day
they start toasting for cavaliers and talking about how "hot pyrrha was"
there is no respect for the dead in the emperor's bolthole
there's about to be something else in the emperor's bolthole in a minute though
I was excited about them drinking, though, because that's when people start spilling some truths
the lost commander of BOE is a "she", her name is/was Commander Wake, she almost killed alleged gideon aka ortus
I'm still spinning with the gideon's mom theory
and the background telenovela I've got going on
BOE found a Herald, killed it and turned it into weapons against these clowns
good for them, tbh, kill these drunk irresponsible bastards
emperor reverend professor doctor john thinks it's narcissistic of him to toast to himself
I want to murder him in cold blood
I hate this man so viscerally I want to rip him apart with my hands
the twist in this book is that I'm gonna reach to his murder and it's gonna be me
it's like bastian reading the neverending story but it's me killing this man
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his full name is john gaius but I had been spoiled of his name by people not tagging their posts
he also does a "your mama" joke because he's my villain origin story
"part of your brain temporarily calcified into atheism" I'M GLAD, HARROW
so, they start to make out, all three of them
I finally caught up about zeus's deception and all about here
emperor awful is sandwiched between mercygirl on a table and augustine behind him and they forget there are children in the room
well, not children, but same difference, they're a million years old
harrow and yandere twin get the hell out of that display
CHAPTER 31
yandere twin wants to kiss harrowbean before she leaves to kill alleged gideon aka ortus, but harrow doesn't let her
harrow says "my affections lie buried in the Locked Tomb" to which yandere twin responds "Somebody might even exhume them for you"
when harrow mentioned not wanting to be touched while sleeping beside yandere twin, I remembered the pool hug and all that, that was a nice time
people were being killed left and right but it was a nice time
ANYWAY
harrow has a whole plan and has it all figured out, it's a really good plan, it works very nicely, but alleged gideon aka ortus isn't where they told her he was
sometimes, life works that way
the man you plan to kill isn't in the training room and all
she goes to look for him in not!dulcinea's crypt or whatever
and she sees this
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and the spear
she follows the children's hospital trail of blood to the incinerator
alleged gideon aka ortus is inside the fire thingy and not!dulcinea is operating the controls
I wonder who could have predicted that this woman could still be an issue even after death
me, it was me
anyway, no time for I-told-you-so's because harrowbean decides to help him out of there
I'm very happy because I need him alive
he knows things and he's less bad than everyone else around here
because he's upfront about the killing
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he tells her some things while he's kind of out of it
like to use blood wards instead of bone ones
that it will make her safe from "us"
"I know you're there. Kill me all you like. I would know you in the blindness of my eyes" he says and, among other things "Just tell me—back then—why you brought along the ba—"
WAS HE GONNA SAY BABY???? WHAT IF HE WANTED TO SAY BABY???
I'm still on my gideon agenda, sorry if it's embarrassing to read
of course emperor dickhead stops him before he can finish it
alleged gideon aka ortus says he doesn't remember shit afterwards and harrow sees her own mental state reflected in his
they can't find not!dulcinea, apparently
she's probably operating heavy machinery elsewhere
harrow is putting up her blood wards when she hears augustine and mercygirl argue about the whole zeus situation
the incinerator alarm apparently interrupted their plan of letting this happen
whether or not they had a hand on the not!dulcinea thing idk
mercygirl says she didn't move her
we end this act with ice cube barbie maybe annabel lee saying "The water is risen. So is the sun. We will endure."
obligatory yearning for camilla moment
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That is the end of Act III and of my commentary because this was way too long and I need to make less chapters at a time istg
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Hi! I’m quite new to this fandom but I thought I’d drop an ask! Do you have any tk headcanons for if Paul, Emma and Richie lived together? I feel like they’d make such a cute weird little family. Thanks!
Omg hi & welcome to the fandom!
So if Richie were to live with Uncle Paul & Emma it would mean that something either happened to his parents, or maybe they left the country on a business trip or even missionary work. Any way you justify it, he’s still young & needs to live with a trusted guardian, & that just so happens to be Paul
Paul is so awkward & nervous at first because he wants to make sure that Richie feels right at home, so he lowkey hovers & acts like Regina George’s mom & Emma’s like “chill bro he’s your nephew not the king”
Richie is v impressed by his uncle’s cool hot new girlfriend & with Emma standing RIGHT THERE he straight up asks Paul “so have you hit it? 😏”
Paul is mortified & is trying to stutter out an answer but Emma’s faster & says “more times than I can count!” & holds up her hand for a high five. Paul promptly puts her arm down
Paul & Richie grow a lot closer during this time & Paul will sometimes reward him for good grades or behavior by letting him play hooky & takes him to do something fun
Ok & now what y’all actually came here for
If you’ve seen my other headcanons for Paul being Richie’s uncle, then you’ll know how Richie would get him to play tickle games like tag & hide & seek or other things that Richie would make up on the spot. Once he got older Paul stopped because he just assumed he was getting “too old” for that kind of thing & he didn’t want to be the cliche embarrassing family member. But after moving in, Richie brings up some of the memories & he kinda seems like he misses it
& Paul gets a rare bout of mischief, & decides it’s been way too long since he’s heard that kid laugh. & when he was younger, Paul would pretend to be the tickle monster & talk in a funny growly voice. & Paul clears his throat & does The Voice. He’s a little rusty but Richie immediately knows what he’s doing & is all giggly & tripping over himself as he runs away & Paul’s just doing the slow ass Michael Myers walk
Emma’s confused but very amused as she watches her boyfriend chase him down & act all goofy & once he catches him she yells her encouragement
Paul is a very silly ler, especially with Richie & it makes him laugh even more than usual
He’ll refrain from teasing him too much when his friends are over, but he’ll poke or squeeze his sides just to make him squeak
After they get comfortable with each other, which doesn’t take very long, Paul recruits Emma’s help in cheering up Richie whenever it’s needed. & he convinces Richie to help him wreck Emma too
It backfires when Richie walks in on Emma completely destroying Paul & she asks for some help. Sucks to suck, don’t it Paul?
Richie tries to imitate Paul’s tickle monster voice & it flusters him sooooo much
They’re just one big happy family ok I love them so damn much!
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cauliflowereater · 6 months
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Pairing: @entidlm X meglepetes😳
Halloween Sweets
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Theme: mild smut (mdni bocs)
Warnings: dom/sub dynamics, fingering (f receiving), piv, unprotected sex (wrap the willy silly!!) semi-public, mentions of butt plugs, dirty talk, eniko doesn’t say anything but it’s all consented
Lmk if I missed smth!😜
As soon as October hit the calendar, your friends couldn’t keep their mouths shut about Halloween. You were everything but excited for the cold and windy month with the annoying pumpkins on everyones front porch. Especially with all these college parties going on with the drunk teenagers grinding on you.
“Sooo what should we dress up as??” Your dearest college roommate asked excitedly. “Wait no no no. I’m not dressing up as anything. This month is gonna be horrible enough as it is, I don’t need a costume for it.” You grumped. “Oh come onnn Enikkoru!!! You’re always like this. You just need a good halloween party to get rid of all this stress!” Your other friend Lisa added. “Yes!! And gues what.. I heard Sunoo will be there.” Hannah whispered and winked at you. “Ugh fine. I guess I don’t have anything better to do anyways.” You finally gave in. “Ughh finally thank you!!! And now, what do we dress up as?” The question came up again. You certainly didn’t want to dress up as anything cringe since you knew there would be cute guys there. You’re feeling sick of the thought of dressing up as cartoon character. “Um guys we could be like disney princesses maybe?? But like in a sexy way?” Somi asked. “Ew there is no way!! I don’t want to embarrass myself.” You said frowning. “Okay chill.” She rolled her eyes at you. “I have to go anyways. Text me if y’all find something cool.” “Ok will do.” Then you quickly slip your shoes on your feet and head to the door.
Later that night.
You were peacefully scrolling on your phone in your bed, cuddling with your plushies under your giant blanket like every other night. Somi was out tonight, obviously. She barely stays here anymore since she got a boyfriend. Anyways, you decided to look for halloween costume ideas since you had nothing better to do. You opened Pinterest hoping to find something cool you could wear to the party with your friends. You found nothing to your liking. How surprising! So you kept scrolling..scrolling. Scrolling. Then you came across Regina George from the movie “Mean Girls” dressed up as a bunny. So revealing, you thought. You imagined how guys would stare at you in that costume. A tear ran down you thigh as you thought about Sunoo complimenting you. Okay you had to do something? You went to the group chat.
You: girls i found smth. *picture*
Bangh💥: oh my. I LOVE THSISSS
jeon somi💋: girlllll. could use a buttplug for the tail😜
You: very funny haha
Ladyboy🐞: love the costume nikoy!!!! sunoo would totally eat you up
You: thanks lisa😘😘
You: ok we should go shopping for this tmrw???
Jeon somi💋: ill get the plugs
You: we dont need plugs thank you.
Ladyboy🐞: actually…
Bangh💥: i could use one tho..
You: no way you guys r trippin fr😂😂👎
Before the party
“Dawg we look hawt” said Hannah. “Your ass soo good in this even your brudda would fuck you😂😂” Lisa joked. “It’s prob because of the plugs” added Somi. “what the fuck” you cursed confused. Your friends were acting up real bad. “Y’all let’s just go i’m getting sick of you guys.” You said. “Nah not until you put that plug in.” Somi nagged. You put your bunny ears up in your hair real quick then you ran out the door as fast as you could. This party is making your friends go wild. You were afraid you’d end up like this too.
Your friends finally caught up with you and you guys walked in the house. Almost immediately, your friends ran off to find their guy, leaving you all alone once again. Great, you thought. You went over to the bar to grab a drink.. alone. Until Sunghoon came up to you. “Hi enikkoru.. looking….good. Nice costume.” He said while eyeing you up and down, stripping you with his hungry gaze. “Oh t-thanks?? Are you the host?” you muttered. “Oh yeah.. you like? Must be boring here all alone though. Wanna come play spin the bottle with me and the bros??” He shouted, since the music was really loud. Obviously. It was a party what did u expect😂 “Okay sure i guess? Must be better than sitting here drinking alone.” You agreed. “Okay great!” He grabbed you wrist and started dragging you right through the crowd. You held your breath and you didn’t want to inhale the warm and disgusting air other people produced. Then you finally arrived to the basement. You coudl finally breathe. There were some guys and there was Somi making out with his boyfriend. Oh and also some other girls. But one person caught your eye. Sunoo in his vampire costume looking fine af. You rubbed your thighs together in excitement. “Ok just sit somewhere and we’ll start in a minute.” Sunghoon said and walked off. You took you chance and squished between Niki and Sunoo. “Oh hi nikoy you look awesome.” Niki complimented you. “Yea, you look really delicious tonight” Sunoo added. You swore you could feel your pussy throb at their words. “O-oh..thanks. You guys look great too.” You tried to keep your cool but it was so hard. Especially, that more people joined the circle, and you were practically squished between them like a sponge. “Shall we start?” The host asked. Everyone cheered and you quietly nodded yes.
A couple rounds went by, then it was your turn. “Ok spin the bottle enikkoru.” So you spun the bottle. You were so scared that you closed your eyes in fear. The bottle stopped. Everyone cheered loudly. You slowly peeled your eyelids open. Your eyes widened in shock, you were in trouble. Sunoo looked at you and smirked. He patted your thigh and got up. “Come on, we gotta get into the closet, let’s not waste our time.” You quickly got up, your cheeks red and flushed. You put your hand in his as he guided you to the closet. Then they closed it. You had 7 minutes in a dark closet with the boy you were dying to fuck since the beginning of the year.
He grabbed you and caged you between him and the wall. He leaned down to your ear and whispered “you have no idea how long I’ve wanted to to this.. and fuck..this costume” then he smashed his red plush lips against yours hard. Your tongues rhythmically moving against each other, fighting for dominance, which he obviously won. While still kissing hungrily, his hand came down to the black leather bodysuit you were wearing and tucked it to the side down there. He quickly ripped a hole on your white leggings so his hand could get access to your pussy. “so wet for me” he smirked then started rubbing circles on your clit and slipped two fingers inside you fast. “so tight and warm inside” he praised you. He was rough. So rough that you started moaning loudly. He smacked his other hand on your mouth to keep you quiet. “Stay quiet or you’re not getting my dick in your pathetic little hole tonight” he whispered as he continued pumping his fingers inside you in a rapid pace. You tried to tune your moans down but you miserably failed. You whimpered as you felt his fingers scissor. His skilled fingers felt too good inside you. “S-ah-sunoo… s-so g-goood” you whimpered under him. He smirked and reconnected your lips once again. Unfortunately, he foudn you g-spot which made you scream into his mouth. “Right there?” he asked and smirked once again. You physically couldn’t reply but the way you were squirming under him, he knew what you felt. You felt the knot building up inside you. “F-fuck..” you moaned one last time before you came all over his hand. Well, you didn’t just cum. You squirted all over him. You hid your face in embarrassment as you realised what you just did.. “Damn I made you squirt just with my fingers? You’re not even gonna be able to take my dick” he chuckled at you. He quickly licked your arousal off of his fingers while you fixed your bodysuit up. “Time’s up!” Jake said and opened the door before you. Everyone looked at you guys. “Did you have fun??” They asked. “Oh the fun is definitely isn’t over yet” Sunoo answered and wrapped an arm around your waist. “I’m getting tired. We’re going upstairs.” he said. Everyone knew damn well you wouldn’t be sleeping tonight. You waved your goodbyes then you let Sunoo drag you upstairs.
When you got upstairs, he pushed you into Sunghoon’s bedroom and locked the door behind you. He threw you on the bed and pounced on you. He started aggressively kissing you then biting and marking all over your neck. He pushed his groin into you so you could feel how hard he was. You gasped at the feeling and started grinding against him. “S-sunoo ah..” you whimpered while taking all the marks he gave you. “Yes princess?” He asked “i-i need you…p—pleasse” you sobbed and begged for him. He gave you a smug grin and stopped sucking on your skin. He peeled the bodysuit off of you and tore the rest of your leggings. Now you were under him, only left in your panties. He impatiently tore his own shirt off so you could admire his toned chest. You brushed your hand across his stomach. Your eyes trailed down to his thighs, which were begging to escape the tight black pants he was wearing. They were so thick. You’d love to ride them one day. Your thoughts were interrupted by him undoing his belt and pulling his pants down. You saw the huge bulge in his boxers and you got shy. You weren’t sure you could take him. You hid your flushed face behind your hands before he peeled them off your face. “Come on nikoy, don’t be scared now..” he pulled his dick out of his boxers and have himself a few pumps. He was painfully hard and already leaking. “Sorry I got no condoms on me. But I’m willing to pay child support.” he whispered. You were too mesmerised by his beautiful cock to tell him that you’re actually on birth control. He was glad he didn’t have any condoms because he was dying to feel you raw anyways. He aligned himself with your hole and slowly pushed it in. “Oh my… you’re so tight baby..” he groaned. You couldn’t say anything. A tear escaped your eye from the sting but he couldn’t care less tbh. He started moving in a very fast pace without giving you any time to adjust. You were screaming his name. That was all you could do anyway. He leaned down and started devouring and licking your chest. You definitely didn’t need the extra stimulation. You were so overstimulated that you squirted on his cock. He couldn’t take it anymore. You looked so good under him, taking him like a good little kitten. He couldn’t last so he came seconds after you. You felt the warm liquid escaping inside you. He pulled out of you and cuddled you into his chest to calm down. “You did soo good enikkoru..i would love to do this more”….
Oke nem birom tovabb vege😜
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javitrulovesims · 2 years
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Week 3. The Realness of Fortune Ball II
*Vanna White's Voice* Category is... Before and After
Ok, Picture this. The Founding fathers of United States of America but one of them is Regina George Washington. While Miss Ambrosia walks the runway she makes sure that everyone watches how hot she is, Like, She's the queen bee - the star, those other six founding fathers are just her little workers. Dont cross her way, or she will sign the Burn Book of Independence with your name... Love Ya. *Kiss Kiss*
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queenbeethesecond · 11 months
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Hi my name is Reece and this story is how me and my girlfriend Shakierra got together. It took a very long time for me to tell Shakierra I love her. And little side note here she wasn’t even a lesbian. A little background information. Me and Shakierra have been friends since kindergarten. Shakierra family is not that good of a family. Her dad is a rich and big time Company owner and her mom is a spoiled brat whose got most of everything she wanted but this has to want more and Her sister Raven well let’s just say she isn’t the favourite child
Raven has been pregnant more times that ever. Raven has had many abortions since she was like 13. So it was always up too Shakierra to make sure the family Name didn’t lose its reputation. Shakierra has many boyfriends since we were like 11. Me on the other hand have never as a boyfriend. This is mostly because I like girls and also because I have always loved Shakierra. I started liking her when we were like 10 but then a few weeks later she got her first boyfriend James. He wasn’t her boyfriend for that long but it was long enough that when they broke up Shakierra cried for days weeks maybe even months. Now a little information about me I don’t have a lot of money and I don’t have rich parents like Shakierra, I only have my mom.
My dad if that’s what you would even call him, disappeared when I was like 6. He dont like die or anything just went missing. He just got up and left us. I miss him so sometimes my mom in the other hand doesn’t miss him she hates him. She hates him so much that alcohol is the only thing to make her feel better. She doesn’t like hit me or anything like that. Just drunk all the time. Me and Shakierra had lots of good memories together like this one Halloween when my mom was drunk and Shakierra family was yelling at raven to. Me and Shakierra dressed up as mean girls. Shakierra as Regina George of course and me as Cady heron. That’s kind of how we were Shakierra was the popular girl and I was the new girl who didn’t have any friends. I love her more then anything but we would always fight almost all the time. Most of our fight were because Shakierras boyfriend didn’t like me or they liked me too much or me and her boyfriend just didn’t got along. She would only date them for about an month or two . Then she would come and apologize for being a bitch and we would go back to being friends.
It wasn’t a toxic friendship or anything just sometimes hard to keep up with each other. Now the fight I’m going to tell you soon is the fight that got us together. But fight I’m gonna introduce you to the people in this story.
Reece: me i have blonde hair and I’m average size for a 17 year old.
Shakierra: the popular girl and sometimes a pick me girl. She has strawberry blonde hair. Green eyes and very skinny like crazy.
Cohen: he’s kind of dumb to be honest.he has black hair long hair and brown eyes and wears Clothes like he’s in the hood or something. He follows Shakierra everywhere she goes and copies her a lot. Like if she orders a strawberry milkshake so will he.
Raven: she is shakierra sister. The family let down. And honestly the only one that makes sense. Her and Shakierra look exactly the same. Just raven has light blonde hair.
Grace: Grace is my true best friend so much, that if me and shakierra didn’t got together me and grace would have probably got together. Grace has brown hair and brown eyes she deserves better. She deserves better than what I did to her.
You will find out what I did to her later. Ok well I think that is it. I got everybody. I’m a little bit nervous to tell this story. I don’t know if I was the bad guy or not. I did lots of things in the story that I’m proud of and if I could go back in time I would. Well here goes nothing. Here is the story of would me and Shakierra realize we belong together.
{ I hope y’all like that first chapter. I will post more chapters it’s just that writing them take a lot of time. The names are weird cuz there my bullys names so yeah. ⚠️ don’t judge me for this fanfic}
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thunderpetal · 2 years
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Ok boys. Here’s what just happened:
Two people from my friendgroup just texted me to hang out with them on Friday. Separate plans btw. Within like five minutes of each other. Creepy.
One of them is my crush. I think she likes me back. And she asked to hang out 1 on 1. Obvious yes, right??
Well... the other friend is kind of the queen bee of our friendgroup, who has mad beef with my crush. I totally support my crush and think miss queen bee is in the wrong re their beef. Also she is such a queen bee and a REGINA GEORGE wannabe ugh. However, she’s having a pool party, all our other friends will be there, and if I tell her I can’t make it but then proceed to hang out with my crush, she’ll probably be mad.
So, dilemma, right? Well not really. I obviously wanna hang with my crush. And i dont mind pissing off btec regina george cause she’s, well, btec regina george. But i hate drama and they both literally asked me to hang out at the EXACT SAME TIME lmao why did my life just become a teen drama. Genuine question
Anyway ill defo say yes to my crush but i will keep u guys posted
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theobsessiveloser18 · 6 months
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Karen Smith and You
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•You met your first day of school, you were organizing your locker and she practically fell into it.
"are you OK?" You helped her get up
“oh I do, but they don't, every day without more style”I commented looking at the crowd that was running and pushing through the hallways trying to get to their classrooms. “ not wearing pink turns people into animals, but not the cute stuffed ones, but into wild koalas.”
You looked at her, confused, surprised, and amused, you gave her a kind smile and continued doing your thing, but she didn't leave.
•It turns out that she had forgotten where her class was, luckily you had your schedule with the number of the rooms and you were able to guide her, she was very pleased
•The next day she sat with you in the cafeteria, bought you a muffin as a thank you for helping her.
“hey, I hadn't seen you before, I don't usually pay attention to others But you don't look like something I wouldn't usually notice, you look like a doll just taken out of the box”
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“Well, I guess thank you, but I'm new.”
“Nice, it's a good school, they let you wear the gym uniform however you want”
“Well, I like to be comfortable”
“and pretty?” I ask curiously, taking you by surprise
“I prefer to be comfortable”
“Well,Being comfortable can make you pretty” you gave her the best of your smiles
“you understood everything girl”
•When she realized that Regina and Gretchen were in their chosen place, he practically ran away,
“that was what I wanted to talk to you about, I was going to ask you what you were doing sitting at our table, but It seems I got the wrong table, whatever, I have to go, my friends are waiting for me, I'll see you later.”
•They saw each other constantly in gym, history, science, and literature in practically every class where their friends were not, he would sit near you, and practically beg for you to do The work together, no one wanted to work with you because of that, the girl was dumb as cheese, and the fact that you adopted her didn't leave you in a good place.But you managed to show that although her brain belonged to the moon, she was responsible and wanted to feel useful, both managed to be included in the work groups and she greatly improved her grades.They also met at the shopping center and she couldn't help but sneak away from her friends to explain why those pants had died in the fashion world, and why the shine that is You were about to pay, it was probably toxic for your lips because it was toxic for your eyesight.
•However, their friendship began to be in danger because there was no human way for you to enter the world of plastics, nor for Karen to leave it.
“Regina already suspects it Karen, if you don't want to belong to the burn book you should eliminate the time you spend with the nerd lover."
“but she is incredible, no one has ever tried to explain to me for the second time what the northern hemisphere is” he said with pain
“I know honey but the history has shown that the poles They can't be together”
•So Karen pretended she had never met you, you weren't fazed. Deep down you knew that Regina George's sting had something to do with it, you accepted it Karen loved Taco Bell food the same way it loved popularity
•You both missed each other a lot, you were walking calmly through the hallways on the second floor when they pulled you into a living room, pulling you by the arm, the girl closed the door, pushed you towards the wall, placed her arms. Hands on your shoulders
“I'm not even that smart, but I know we have to see each other secretly like the boyfriends in the movies”
“like the boyfriends?”
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"It's a fool-proof plan."
“Karen movies literally make an effort to make it clear that it is a plan to make fools fall”
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•Luckily for both of them, Cady Janis and Damián's plan to defeat Regina ended up giving the plastics the freedom they deserved So Karen hangs out with whoever she wants.
• Definitely Of the blonde's new group of friends, the only ones you like were Damien, Kevin And the girl in a wheelchair, but well you were trying hard
• They go out together with Gretchen anywhere, they love shopping and eating freely, especially at Taco Bell.
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wanderingpages · 2 years
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How’s vaginismus treating you peach?
Lmao I mean idk I guess I’m not horny enough to test the waters these days 🤷🏻‍♀️
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friedesgreatscythe · 2 years
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so i’ve been thinking about dead blondes(TM) lately.
i put the TM next to it because US culture has this decades-persisting--near century persisting--fascination with a dead blonde white girl in both reality and fiction. i’m not going to make an argument about attention given to missing or murder cases involving white girls. this is just a post of scattered thoughts regarding the presentation and almost obsession with it in fiction.
as a fan of twin peaks and a current watcher/new fan of pretty little liars, the whole dead blondes(TM) idea is obviously front and center of my thoughts whenever i think or watch both. but these blondes, laura palmer and alison di laurentis respectively, don’t exist nor were they made in vacuums. they exist and were made in a country whose media history has held up the pinnacle of a dead blonde(TM) for decades (marilyn monroe), while also being home to other women, also blonde, also victims of tragic or sudden deaths, who also feed into the idea.
i listened to you must remember this podcast’s series on dead blondes before writing this, or even wanting to write it, so i HIGHLY recommend you go listen to those episodes too. or any episode, really. that’s the only podcast i give a shit about.
so what makes a dead blonde(TM), even before she is dead?
a home life whose troubles can range from outright neglect and abuse to emotional deprivation and invalidation.
equally fractured and perilous youth, often including sexual predation (”the old story of male predation and female vulnerability), self-destructive habits born from an unmet need, and a desire for safety.
some ideal or dream to chase that leads them out of their circumstances.
the chasing of that dream leading to a past full of secrets to a present life that contains more of what they left behind as a price to what they desire.
hollywood--or at least a key location of glitz, glamour, and barely hidden depravity--being necessary for this dream, with new york city--or some other often literally opposite location of anonymity, gravity, and opportunities. bonus points if las vegas is involved (which also contains a mix of depravity and serious opportunities).
unreliable, unpredictable, often violent lovers whose hold over them suffocates them (sometimes literally) in both professional and personal ways.
a persona as a “dumb blonde sexpot” being projected onto them, that they must play as to have a career or relevance, or any hold on power. rarely will these personas be things the women can control, or are aware of and can take some distance from.
a belief that, and agonized understanding in, their bodies and how men want them are all they have to offer.
a spiral of vices, often stemming from aforementioned self-destruction as a means of self-preservation (hi, ophelia).
an abrupt, sorrowful death, often by utterly mundane causes (accidents, overdoses) that become horrifically sensationalized, turning their dead bodies into another projected image.
laura palmer fits more of these than alison di laurentis does, i admit, but that’s because laura palmer was very specifically created around lynch and frost’s pre-twin peaks brainstorming of a marilyn monroe story. by contrast, alison doesn’t seem to be made from anything but the mold of the post-2000s “queen bee” high school menace, the pinnacle of which is regina george in mean girls--another blonde. another blonde whose sudden, horrific death is immediately lampshaded and revealed as a joke--the accident is instead something that brutalizes her body, but she’s ok in the end. (alison also comes back from her death in a literal crawling from the grave, so there’s that tie too)
still, there are some obvious connections between them, as epitomized by a discovered video of alison talking to a person hidden off screen as she stands in a wooded, secluded area, in a very clear homage to laura palmer’s last known footage (dancing with donna in a clearing overlooking the woods, looking longingly at someone off camera). she’s also much more cunning and brutal than laura palmer ever was. while laura was self-destructive and emotionally volatile (only to back down from this almost in the same breath as her anger), alison seems to be nothing but volatile and outwardly destructive to others, with such few, sparing moments where she’s nothing but a vulnerable teenage girl carrying a well hidden fear.
so if alison doesn’t fit most, if barely many, of the bullet points that represent a dead blonde(TM), then why do i think of her as one? because she is the deconstruction of one. alison’s disappearance, then later confirmed (quote unquote) death, doesn’t hit the town like a wave of grief or mourning. we don’t even see the town immediately after she’s gone missing, because the narrative leaps ahead, focusing on the friends she left behind. post-alison rosewood marches on with alison’s disappearance/death as merely a painful stumble, like a sore tooth your tongue pokes at. it’s not until her friends receive scathing, borderline threatening messages signed as “A” does alison even become a topic in their lives again. but again, it’s not sorrow or loss that comes along with alison’s ghost, it’s fear, it’s anger, it’s viciousness.
ETA: i don’t mean to suggest that there’s no viciousness associated with laura palmer, most notable with her ghost, but there’s just more of it with alison.
alison’s death/disappearance and the memory it represents is the dead blonde(TM) as a vengeful spirit, a girl who refuses to be forgotten because she refuses to let you get away with it. who is the “you?” anyone and everyone in town with secrets to hide and unearth in relation to her.
and sure, “A”‘s correspondence with alison’s surviving friends spirals pretty quickly dissolves into a mixture of “i blackmail you and then i give you helpful clues,” but it’s the desire to figure out who killed alison that drives the girls. even with their memories of alison as a controlling, manipulative friend being crystal clear, they persist in finding out the truth of the night she died regardless because it’s the right thing to do, and the right thing to do supersedes whether or not that person is “good” or “bad.” and they’re right to do this, and i think the show (and book) wants us to see it this way, too, because one of the points that makes a dead blonde(TM) is something alison endured repeatedly: sexual predation by much older men when she was far too young.
but her friends are still determined to learn the truth before they even learn that about her past, and it’s something i think that the dead blonde(TM) trope needs and painfully lacks: someone to fight for them. laura had this post-mortem with agent dale cooper, and alison has this with her friends (post-faux-mortem), but all the real life dead blondes(TM) the trope is based on had no one in their corner. no one to fight for them. no one to help them. no one to keep them safe from others or even themselves.
and it’s this element--someone to protect them--that i think is tied into the fascination with real life dead blondes(TM), even if it’s never outwardly stated. we look at dead actresses like marilyn or peg entwistle, veronica lake, carol landis, and dorothy statten and we lament that no one could help them and that we, as the audience of this knowledge and of their legacies, can’t do anything either. but with the dead blonde(TM) in fiction, we can protect them. we can keep them safe.
idk where to end this, so just know that i’m really enjoying the series and can’t wait to see how else alison both embodies and destroys the idea of a dead blonde(TM), because it’s inspiring me for a story about persephone’s revenge against her mother.
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muppetgelica · 3 years
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ok miss George!! Pop off Regina!! Burn the world please!
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starberry-cupcake · 26 days
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We are done with book 1, folks!!!
previously, in gideon the ninth
this happened
also, I was proven right about dulcinea (kind of)
just pointing that out again
final update of this book, it's gonna be a bit of a long one, folks (gideon, from inside my mind, where she is now living rent-free: "that's what she said!"):
we left off in the fight against not!dulcinea
yandere simulator twin w/inner chad was being used as a battery pad
regina george twin is at an unknown location
la gideon and my qp wife are fighting
harrowcita passed out
so basically not!dulcinea unlocks the big magnus archives entity monster harrowbean had previously locked
harrow wakes up to make a bone dome
for scale, this is the dome and mickey is gideon, but she's inside the thing
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magnus archives junji ito monster keeps beating the dome from outside to crack it open like an egg
harrowbean starts to disintegrate from the inside because it's hard to make a bone spaceship earth and keep it up
camilla is accepting fate at this point, my poor beloved qp wife
but la gideon is not gonna give up
she's never gonna give you up
never gonna let you down
never gonna...
so harrow starts making a goodbye speech
reminding gideon to take care of the ninth and the barbie in the freezer
for the barbie reference, please go to this recap
but gideon is determined to come up with a plan
*very niche reference but "bien warrior" by miss bolivia plays in the background*
we all know this is a terrible idea because gideon's plans are always "punch really hard" and, in this case, that's a wild thing to do
but she does that
a metal version of that
she decides to, if I understand correctly (because description is scarce for various acceptable reasons) impale herself on the iron spikes inside the dome, to force Harrow to slurp her soul
so this is the situation
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absolutely heartbreaking stuff
she's sort of ghost-placing herself behind Harrow to guide her using the sword
like this
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and being all silly and gideon-esque and harrow is heartbroken and sad and it's all very very heartbreaking and I'm suffering
I'm ANGRY, OK????
IT'S NOT FAIR
I didn't even like gideon at the start
I complained about her for like a good first chunk of this book
I got mad at her for being dense and not following through with things
I got angry at her way of approaching situations and trusting people I didn't trust
I didn't totally vibe with her vibe most times
and then she made me like her and grow attached and NOW I HAVE TO SUFFER???
what's the point????? you make me like you and then you SACRIFICE YOURSELF?????
WHY??????
footage of me
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anyway, it's fine, we're fine, everything's FINE
harrow and force-ghost gideon defeat not!dulcinea by aiming at the "issue" palmolive started
( @lady-harrowhark "paramedics" is actually a much better nickname, why didn't I think of that)
not!dulcinea crosses the veil, hopefully forever, good riddance bitch, you really did fuck everything up for petty reasons
harrow passes out
afterwards, harrow wakes up in like a sort of hospital situation or something like that
the space version of that
there's a man reading stuff in a tablet and a paper
a "flimsy", which I didn't know was something before this book (again, not a native English speaker, doing my best here)
the man has very specific eyes which I imagined in a way that I'm not sure is what it's supposed to be, but I'm gonna keep my version for now
this is the man of the hour, the emperor, many other titles I can't remember, the reason we all got together in the first place
harrow is upset, I'm upset, we're all upset
emperor sama over here can't do shit about it
according to him
which, what are you, the wizard of oz?
he's also like "forgive not!dulcinea, it was my bad" I WILL FORGIVE NOTHING
he says he can't bring gideon back without risking harrowbean as well
very limited for a man who claims to be god
who seems to have beef with a barbie in an ice cube
idk about this guy
so he tells harrow that he's gonna protect the ninth if she becomes lyctor because the universe is going to shit and he can't handle everything on his own anymore
you know what could have helped, my man? COMMUNICATION
WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING AT ANY GIVEN POINT
anyway, harrow is, at this point, tired and sad and grieving for everything so she says ok
according to this guy, the only other survivor is yandere simulator twin w/inner chad who is missing an arm
very convenient for him, who needs lyctors
an didn't, at any point, explain anything
but they "haven't been able" to find the bodies of: la gideon, my wife and regina george twin
everyone else was, at least, partially recovered, as far as I remember he said
they're probably gathering pieces of palmolive from every carpet and piece of wallpaper
I am reluctantly gonna miss that guy
so there is hope that I'm not a qp widow yet and that la gideon might come back in some capacity, which I MEAN, COME ON
also, I don't know if people would be making such a fuss about her arms if her body wasn't of consequence anymore
because I don't know much about these books but I did know that coming in, that and skull make up were my two clues
and we still don't know where she came from and if she's a demigod
and why her hair and eyes are that color
I don't know, I'm unsure about this
I hold hope
keeeeeeep hoooooolding ooooooon ♪
I am sure regina george twin will be back because people have been cryptic about her in replies to my updates
and I hope camilla comes back because right now I'm like a victorian wife, standing at a lighthouse, waiting for her sailor to come back from the depths of the sea, throwing messages in bottles
final extra notes:
THERE WAS A GLOSSARY ALL ALONG
I COULD HAVE BEEN LOOKING AT IT
maybe it was better this way, though, but WHY DIDN'T I LOOK PROPERLY
PALMOLIVE WOULD KILL ME FOR THIS OVERSIGHT
now I know what thanergy is, what thalergy is, what bone magic and flesh magic differ in, can you believe???
I can summon my own construct and everything
it's the only way to make friends as an adult, after all
there is a guide for the names and I have been pronouncing more things right than I thought because many of these are based in Latin and I'm a Spanish speaker so maybe if I had just pronounced them as they sounded to me I could have remembered more names
there is also a list of salseo/tea from judith
I kept making comments while reading them
she was acting like camilla was of no consequence from the start
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ALSO PROTOZOA HAD KIDS?????? WHAT????
man, poor dude, rip this guy we never really knew
she did read chad for filth, which is correct
but they were off about absolutely everything else
important ending commentary of the book:
as an ending side note
I'm going to just point this out, with kindness and utmost respect
like, much love and respect and warm regards
don't kill me for this
as an editor
I am enraged with the tagline they have in the cover of this book, now that I've finished it
the quote that's in the cover about lesbian necromancers in a victorian mansion in space and whatnot
it sells the book incredibly short and also tells you things you shouldn't be told because a) they aren't as clear cut as they make them out to be and b) you should be told none of that entering this book
best experience is to know absolutely nothing
like gideon
and since I have an ebook, I see that quote more prominently than any blurb
it reads like the short summary of a fic and it doesn't do it justice one bit
now that I've finished the book, I think this post was about it and I didn't know at the time, because that's fair
this book is very difficult to categorize because it seems to be using a lot of different references and mixing them together in a very personal and unique way to the author
but, because of that, it's a very unique take on different things
I think it stands very aligned with both core classics and more contemporary foundations, at the same time
and the narrative point of view is a bit at-odds with the complexity of the lore, which makes it a very brave first part of a bigger thing for an author to throw out there
and it works, as it is
it actually works well like that
however, as difficult as it can be to explain it, that tagline really flattens it to something that I don't think favors how much more of that it is???
I don't know, that's just my personal & professional opinion, but anyway
I need to go find the next one
you haven't seen the last of me!!!!!
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Flirty and Lin Halloween Special
a/n: ok before you all come and fuck me, this is just a special alright. the timeline is non existent. thinking of a christmas special now but flirty is wearing the santa outfit that regina george wears. also thank you to the anon for giving me this idea and giving me premission to write it! it was sooo much fun :)). with that being said here’s tonight’s halloween special. 
Warnings: NSFW 18+,mommy kink, slight pet play?, degradation, thigh riding.
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It was stupid really. Halloween was a holiday where drunken idiots paraded around and made stupid decisions. If you were to ask the police in Republic City what day they arrested people the most on, all of them would collectively agree that it was Halloween night. Which meant more paper work to file and sign and an even grumpier Chief.
“Plllleeeeaseeee, it’ll be soo much fun! For old times sake?” Lin regretted agreeing to showing up to Asami’s mansion for a foolish party. But the way you pleaded and batted your lashes made Lin feel weak. You knew if you batted your lashes and asked sweetly, Lin would give you anything. Even the damn moon. So, here she was.
Lin stepped into the mansion. Cheesy pumpkin decorations and spooky ghosts  hung throughout the entrance of the manor. Fog from smoke machines whisped around the main entrance. Lights winkled and hung from the banisters of the stairs in a pattern of red, orange, and yellow. Lin had to give Asami credit for the decorations. She really outdone herself.
“Chief!” Lin groaned. She hoped to sneak in unnoticed but fate seemed to have other plans in store. “What,” she grumbled at Mako. “Just surprised to see you,” he answered, a drink in hand. Bolin stood beside him talking to some girl in a green ball gown and gold masquerade mask. Lin knew it wasn’t you, but she wished it was. At least then she wouldn’t have to talk to these idiots.
 “I’m surprised I even bothered to show up,” she snarked. “I’m glad you did,” Asami piped up with a cheerful smile, revealing fake fangs. She wore a black lace dress with a slit and low cut on the top. A train of black lace pooled around her feet. There was fake red blood under her lips. ‘Typical’. “Nice costume,” Asami said, pointing to the cat ears on Lin’s head. You had begged her to at least wear something festive instead of her armor. “Thanks,” Lin muttered. Her eyes shifted around the room. She seemed to be searching from something. Searching for you.
Mako and Asami glanced at each other awkwardly. The air became tense and uncomfortable but Lin ignored it. She was busy trying to find your face in the crowd. “There’s refreshments in the ball room with some dancing. Knock yourself out!” Giving one last smile to Lin, Asami left her alone with the two idiot brothers, black lace pillowing behind her. It was going to be a long night.
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 Lin’s heart stopped. The infamous pink silk bunny suit was back. She didn’t know you even still had it. It barely covered your chest and it made your ass pop out. White fluffy bunny ears sat on your head and there was a little white puff ball sitting above your ass. On your thighs were pink heart garters with white thigh high stockings.
The choker topped it all off. It was pink with frilly white lace on the sides and a pink bow with a bell stuck in the middle. It rang softly every time you moved. You were chatting with some of the guests while pouring a fruity drink. Bolin had been the first to see you. His eyes popped out of his head and his jaw hung open. Lin scoffed and her brows furrowed, looking in the direction his eyes fell. Lin felt her face become red and her lips pulled into a sneer; she was absolutely seething. How dare that idiot gawk at you like that? Her eyes narrowed dangerously, lips curling. 
“See something you like,” she barked. “N-no m’am,” Bolin stammered, eyes snapping away from yours. His gaze fell to his shoes and he stubbornly refused to look up. Lin could see Bolin’s cheeks scarlet. Mako coughed with his cheeks turning pink and refused to glance in your direction. “E-excuse us Chief,” Mako mumbled, pulling his brother by the back of the collar. Lin ignored him and trained her eyes on you.
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“Bumi!” Your best friend turned around. A cigar hung out of his lips and a glass of rum in cupped in his hand. Bumi’s eyes lit up once he saw you. “Oof,” he grunted from the bone crushing hug you gave him. You smelt faintly of cotton candy.
“Ya look great! never thought I’d see this again” Bumi said, gesturing to the signature bunny costume. You giggled, “Thanks! Lin’s probably already been threatening people because of it.”
Bumi let out a booming laugh. Several glances were thrown your way but you didn’t care. You missed him. It had been so long since you’ve seen your best friend. Bumi was a kindhearted soul who was very thoughtful (even if his brother and Lin disagreed). You could always count on him.
“She was always a jealous one wasn’t she?” You nodded, sipping the vodka in your punch and relishing the burn that traveled down your throat. Asami mentioned there wasn’t going to be any alcohol, so you snuck a tiny bottle of liquor in your costume. It would be lame without a drink. The vodka made the fruit punch taste a little more bitter. How Lin could drink vodka straight up was beyond you.
“How’s er..the lad doing?” You smiled sadly at the mention of your brother. “Good enough. Haven’t been able to see him in a while. You know how he is, working and stressing himself out to the max.”
“Jus’ like a bright inventor I know. They work too hard on themselves.” You smiled, “Well, we know where he gets it from.” The two of you stood next to each other in comfortable silence. Bumi seemed lost in thought as he swirled his glass full of rum around. “Is Tenzin here?” He chuckled at the light snarkiness in your voice. You never seemed to let go of the grudge you held against Bumi’s brother. 
He followed your gaze to the dance floor. People were piled on it and dressed in different costumes. Their hips swung to the pulsing beat. The floor was foggy from the smoke machine and balloons glided through the air as they floated up and down. “Nah,” Bumi scoffed, “mentioned Pema taking the kids out trick or treating..I think.” You hummed. From what you heard Tenzin’s wife seemed nice but..you always held a grudge. 
“Hey guys!” You and Bumi turned to Korra and Asami. “Hey,” you replied happily. “Great decorations Asami!” She grinned, fake fangs glinting in the light. “Thanks! It took so long to get the lights up there.” She gestured to the twinkling yellow, red, and orange lights scattered onto the ceiling of the ballroom.
“You look great!” You grinned, “Thanks Korra! Decided to dig this one up from the good ol’ days.” “Must be why Lin was so grumpy earlier,” Asami piped up, a knowing smirk on her face. You chuckled. “Seems I’ve lost her. She’ll find me eventually.” The three of you chatted a bit more before Asami and Korra excused themselves. Asami’s dress trailed elegantly behind her and an elegant arm around Korra’s shoulders. They both looked hot tonight.
“When do you think the two of them will get together,” Bumi asked. “Twenty bucks says in a week.” Bumi grinned, taking your outstretched hand and shaking it. “Deal.”
As Bumi rambled on about something, you could feel the eyes staring in your back. Tingles traveled down your spine and your blood ran cold. The idea of someone watching you made you nervous. You glanced around, but there was no face in the crowd.
It’s fine, just being paranoid, you thought as you tuned into the conversation. You had turn a second too early, for most of the crowd dispersed from the floor, revealing a cat ready to pounce.
****
Lin watched your hips swing around on the dance floor. The bunny suit made your ass swell even more. Spirits, how she missed this outfit. You didn’t notice her hungry stare as she observed from afar. 
You looked so happy dancing the night away. Lin had stalked you like a cat watching its pray as the night became older. You were always a social butterfly and loved sweeping the crowed off its feet. Anyone in your eyes deserved a chance to have fun despite Lin’s grumbling when the two of you went out. Still, it surprised her that you were friends with Tenzin’s oaf of a brother. But you were kind and caring, even if you were naive. 
Lin chuckled darkly as she weaved her way through people’s sweating bodies. The grime between people and their dancing was disgusting, but she shook it off. Her mission was getting to you.
You were a few yards away from Lin. Her footsteps became slower and more calculated the closer she got. Your back was turned to her as you moved to the music. Lin loved how vulnerable you were. So unaware and carefree. At first glance you seemed innocent and sweet, but Lin knew better. No, you were naughty to the bone.
As you were about to turn around, Lin pounced. Her arms wrapped around the front your body, chest pressing up against your back. You squeaked, much to Lin’s delight. Her dark red lips pressed gently against the shell of your ear. You shivered, trying to wiggle out of her grip. Lin’s arms tightened around you as a warning, trapping you against her.
You shivered as her dark chuckle sent goosebumps down your bare spine. “Ah ah ah,” Lin tutted, pressing you even closer. Her armor was cold and the metal dug into your back. “Seems like I’ve caught me a little rabbit.”
Your cheeks flushed red and you let out a whine. Lin laughed; its dark tone made you excited and nervous. Her lips kissed your ear gently. She trailed her lips down from your jaw to your neck. You shivered again making Lin hum. She nuzzled into your neck and inhaled. “Cotton candy hm? How fitting.” You swallowed thickly, eyes darting to the crowd. No one seemed to be paying attention to the two of you. That was good.
Lin followed your gaze. “Think they’re watching? Seeing what a slutty bunny you are? Maybe they should watch us, so they know what happens to whores prancing around waiting to be bent over. You’d like that wouldn’t you?” You muffled a soft whimper and clamped your thighs together. Lin chuckled and kissed the side of your neck gently. She barely even started and you were already so needy.
“Too bad I don’t like to share what’s mine,” she whispered softly into your ear. Her words swept across your skin making you tremble. Lin’s fingers traveled up your chest and to the pink choker around you neck. The lace was delicate and soft in her fingers as she tugged on it softly. The bell jingled loud enough for the two of you to hear over the music. “Fuck,” she cursed softly, “What I’d give to fuck you with that collar on.”
“L-Lin,” you whimpered, face burning with shame. Lin smirked, letting the collar go. Your lips pulled into a pout as her arms let go of you. “Meet me in the closet in the main hallway. First one to the left. Five minutes. Or else.” She smacked your ass making you squeak. It stung only a little but still hard enough to where you rubbed it gently. “In a second I just gotta-” You turned around to see her. She was gone.
****
You tore through the floor quickly, running through the crowds. Damn these heels! Were you desperate? Maybe to other people but dammit you wanted to get fucked so hard in this suit!
Your heels clacked onto the tile floor. “Hey Y/N!” ‘God fucking-’ “Yes,” you gritted out, turning to find Asami. “Going somewhere?” You hated the smirk and the knowing twinkle in her eye. She held in a laugh at the dark lipstick marks on your neck. “Just gotta pee,” you lied, turning to bolt like your life depended on it. “Don’t let me stop you,” Asami said winking. You grumbled, cheeks flaming with shame as you hurried to the closet.
****
You almost cried with joy as you faced the closet door. You had gotten there just in the nick of time. Asami had almost put your life on the line but you made it. You glanced around quickly to make sure no other party goers were watching. ‘Coast’s clear’. As you opened the door, a hand reached out and yanked you in there.
You yelped as your back was shoved into the wall. A hand clamped over your mouth tightly. The door closed with a soft thud. The sound of the lock turning made you tingle with excitement. “Shhh,” Lin cooed, fingers slowly trailing up to your chest. “Don’t want anyone to find us hm?” You whimpered as her fingers lightly rubbed over your nipples. The sensation was muffled from the silk bunny suit covering them.
You tried tugging the suit down to let your chest free, but a hand smacked you. You grumbled, rubbing the top of your hand softly. “Keep it on.” “Yes mommy,” you whined. “Good bunny,” Lin cooed softly. She smirked as she felt you tremble underneath her. 
Lin kissed your jaw softly. You let out a sigh, wrapping your hands around her shoulders. Her soft lips trailed down your neck with kisses and bites. Once Lin got to the side that drove you wild she started sucking. “Mmm~,” you moaned softly as she sucked purple hickeys into your skin. Lin’s left thumb pressed lightly against your nipple. The silky fabric sent tingles down your spine. Her other hand cupped your jaw lightly. She suckled lightly under your jaw, knowing that place drove you wild. You moaned softly as her thumb rubbed your nipple harder.
 Her lips pulled away from your neck. You grumbled, making Lin snort. “Suck,” she commanded, swiping her right thumb over your pink glossy lips.
Immediately, you took the finger in her mouth. Lin hummed as your tongue swirled around her it. Your warm and wet lips wrapped around her thumb, coating it in spit. You nibbled on the tip of her thumb gently, smearing her finger with pink gloss. She always went wild seeing your mouth a mess after choking or slobbering all over whatever she gave you.
Lin pulled away. The sound making a wet pop. You whined pathetically. “Be a good bunny and take what I give you. Don’t want to be punished do you?” “No mommy, I’ll be good I promise.” “Good rabbit,” Lin purred, pinching your nipple lightly as a reward. Your brain felt hazy and dizzy already. The closet was pitch black and you wished you could see her. You were afraid of the dark, but with Lin kissing and sucking in all the right places, she was the only thing you could focus on.
Her lips smashed against yours and she nibbled on your bottom lip. You bit her lip playfully and refused to open them in retaliation. She growled against your mouth, fingers inching up to your chest. You mewled as they pinched and rubbed your left nipple over the silk. It felt so smooth and cool over your chest. Lin slipped her tongue through your lips. She stroked her tongue along the roof of your mouth, and you moaned whenever she finally sucked on yours. The feeling of her red lipstick mixing with your gloss made you cringe. Lin grinned wickedly against your lips. She always loved to make you messy and needy.
 Your knees held your trembling legs up. They quivered and you felt weak pinned to the wall, feeling dizzy. “Lin,” you whimpered, pulling away from her lips. “I’m gonna fall.” 
Lin chuckled. “Can’t have that can we?” The sound of her metal armor shifting rang in your ears. In the distance the music could be heard along with some outside chatter.
You whined as her knee slid between your legs, thigh jutting against your crotch. Your body became hot and prickly as her thigh brushed up against you. “What did I say about keeping quiet? If you keep moaning like a whore, I’ll fuck you in this closet for everyone to hear what happens to a needy slut,” Lin hissed.
Her right hand cupped your throat, fingers splayed gently on the sides of it. Your heart thumped in your chest with anticipation. 
You squeaked as a harsh slap came down onto your thigh. “I asked you a question, bitch. Answer me.” “Sorry,” you whined, “I’m sorry, I’ll be quiet!” Lin smirked, satisfied with your answer. “Good. Now grind on my thigh and cum like the good whore you are. If you do, I might consider fucking you silly with my strap tonight.”
Lin laughed once you jumped down on her thigh with eagerness. You bit your lip harshly and focused on your breathing as you shifted slowly. A small amount of relief poured through your body. “Keep going,” she commanded, left hand ghosting over your chest again. 
Eventually, you got a good rhythm down. Your rocked your hips and rubbed your crotch down on Lin’s thigh. “Mmm~,” you moaned softly, trying so hard to keep quiet. Lin smirked, her fingers squeezing the sides of your throat gently. Blood rushed to your head as you focused on breathing. The high from grinding on Lin’s thigh, and the pleasure combined with her hand wrapped around your throat felt so good.
“What I’d give to see that stupid look on your face. You’ve just barely started and I’ve already got you turning into a dumb fucking bunny.” Whimpering, you grinded down faster. Your hips were already getting tired and your legs began to ache.
Lin’s hand suddenly let go of your throat. The rush of air that knocked into your chest made you choke. She snickered. “Good little rabbit,” she cooed. Lin leaned her head down. Her lips wrapped around your covered nipple and sucked. “Fuck fuck fuck fuck,” you whimpered. Her tongue felt so good over the satin and the way your hips rocked against her thigh made your core sing.
The closet was getting hotter and stuffier. The bell on your choker rang every time you straddled Lin’s thigh and used it to get off. Your cheeks were hot along with your arms and collarbone. There was sweat beading on your head, threatening to roll off of your brow.
 “Mommy,” you moaned softly. She hummed in reply, the vibrations on your nipple causing you to squeak. Her right hand slowly tugged down the bunny suit, revealing your chest bare and free.
You whimpered as the air hit your bare chest. Lin kissed your left nipple. Without the fabric covering it, the sensations were more powerful. Her lips wrapped around it softly and sucked gently. You whined and grinded harder. Your legs and knees burned so bad but you didn’t want to stop. You wanted to cum on your girlfriend’s thigh and let the whole world know who you belonged to.
The closet became more stuffy the longer the two of you were locked in here. It made you try harder and harder to get your release. Lin’s fingers gently swept over your right one. She rolled the soft bud between the pads of her fingers. Your brain turned into mush and your pleading became a mantra of Lin’s name. Your stomach curled with heat and your core burned with pleasure.
Lin’s lips kissed your chest as her finger’s worked your nipples. They were sore and ached from the sensitivity of being sucked on so harshly. Lin kissed between your chest before sucking the skin there. You groaned as the delicious pleasure buzzed through you. Her lips trailed all over your chest leaving hickies in their wake. Lin pulled away, fingers gently rubbing your nipples again. It made you hiss from how much it ached but Lin didn’t stop. “Are you gonna cum?” “Yessss,” you whined, crotch rubbing against her leg harshly. “Good. Cum on my thigh like the naughty bunny you are.”
Lin smashed her lips against yours to muffle your cries. You trembled as you came, body trembling and shaking against the wall. She smirked against your lips at the sound of the bell on your choker ringing loudly.
Lin held you up with her hands around your waist and gently removed her thigh between your legs. She kissed your forehead softly murmuring sweet things. “You did so well for me,” she praised, kissing all over your sweaty face and hot cheeks. “Can you stand?” 
“I think so.” She let go of you slowly, but her hands hovered around you in case you started to fall. Your knees trembled but you could stand even if it was a bit wobbly. “Yea, I can stand.” Lin smiled, pulling the string on the ceiling. You hissed softly as the closet light burned your eyes. 
“You look so sexy messed up like that,” Lin sighed, taking in your tossled hair and messed up lip gloss. You looked at her confused as she handed you her coat. She laughed, “Wear it. Unless you want someone to see my claim on you.” You sputtered, throwing on her jacket and zipping it up. It reached your knees and it would shield you from the cold air outside. Lin chuckled and sent you one last wink before slipping out of the closet. You waited a few more moments before running after her.
****
Asami, Bolin, Mako, and Korra, watched you zoom by them, yelling a quick “Bye guys!” over your shoulder.
“What’s her deal,” Mako asked brows furrowing deeply. Bolin refused to look up from anywhere but his drink and muttered a “I don’t know.” “It looks like they got attacked by a monster,” Korra said, her voice confused but mostly concerned. Asami grinned. She had gotten a good look at the dark red lipstick smeared all over your lips before you ran out. “Oh they were attacked by a monster alright. Quite a grumpy one.” 
Three heads turned to her with quizzical looks on their face. “What are you talking about?!” Asami snickered, sipping her wine. “Doesn’t matter,” she replied cryptically, “I have more people to host to.” Asami winked before turning away from them and left. The train of her black lace dress swept behind her as Korra and Mako watched her disappear into the crowd, very confused.
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zozo-333 · 3 years
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I just come up some random things with no context and I decided to post it
1.
Grime: Sasha I need your help!
Sasha (not paying attention): Shut up dad I'm busy!
Grime:
Sasha:
Everyone who heard this conversation:
Sasha:BYE!(jumping out the window)
2.
Mabel: I still miss him…
Stan: Oh…so did you need a telescopic sight or something?
3.(idk who should say this)
A:They just like Heather.C multiple Regina George but ten time worse
B: I don't know what that mean but, ok
4.(if Eda is Stan's ex wife)
Luz: Wait, you've been married???
Eda: Only for few hours, and that was an accident
Luz: How did you ACCIDENTALLY married someone?
Eda: It's Vegas's fault, they're the one allowed drunk people to get married.
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thequeenb · 4 years
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Frenemies
Pairings PoppyxMC
After i successfully got my TA position for Miss Kingsley i decided to text Zoe the news. It was a quite hour and everyone seemed to be in a hurry to go to their classes. I had a victorious smile on my face and that's when someone pushed me so hard that my phone shutter to the ground
"Hey!" I already know who this is, the Regina George wannabe of this university, the one and only, Poppy.
"Hey yourself, you should really watch where you are going in the crowded hallways" Chloe aka Poppy's dog says
I look around at the emptiness this hallway has and i laugh sarcastically "I see plenty of room for you to go around me"
Poppy lets out a chuckle, her eyes filled with amusement. "We dont go around people. People go around us"
Her expression is different this time, its not cruel but.. curious.
I sigh picking up my phone from the ground, i walk as fast as i can trying to avoid this shit show but before i can enter my dorm i can hear the familiar pair of heels clicking violently into the cement. I want to turn around but i already know who this is. I roll my eyes trying to compose myself, the last thing i want is to look weak to Poppy.
"You talk big game Hughes but i have yet to see you back it up" her tone is different, there is something different about her today
As i turn around i notice Chloe is nowhere to be found and it makes me wonder what's Poppy's plan. But i don't have any time to comprehend what her evil mind is plotting because she takes a step closer and my breath hitches.
Why am i being like this? I ask myself over and over again.
"What's your deal Poppy? Are you stalking me or something? First on the campus and now here? Why don't you give your insults a rest? In fact please dont bother me again, i think your games are getting old, don't you think?"
She looks at me almost stunned but she returns to her ice cold expression within seconds
"I know you are obsessed with me and its very understandable but don't act like you aren't. These "bump into each other" can't be coincidental hm?"
Her eyes darken but not with hate, cruelty. Instead i can see clearly a spark of desire in her eyes and a pink colour taking over her cheeks.
"AAAA! Why can't you shut up?" She now rose her voice thinking she can scare me. Aw adorable, nice try.
"Make me" i say laughing. Her angry expression softens and i catch myself thinking how many layers Poppy has and how much i want to explore all of them. Yes she is irritating, cruel, but its fascinating to explore why she is being so rude all of the sudden.
"Why are you being like this huh? I haven't done anything to you and before i even come here i was your target"
"I--" she is trying to defend herself but i am nowhere close to finishing my sentence
"Nuh uh Min- Sinclair. You shut your mouth for once and listen. I don't know what you want or what you are gaining by being mean to me but i don't understand why me!"
Poppy takes a step back like she just had been slapped by reality but she crosses her arms, her eyes shooting daggers
"Have you heard your ridiculous accent? Better yet do you see yourself in the mirror before you leave your room? You are so démodé and so annoying!"
Time stops as i stare down at her perfect glossy lips. What the hell am i doing? She keeps talking and talking but i zoom out and all i can now focus on its her.
Her perfume fills my nose as i dare to step closer. Its a strong scent of bittersweet chocolate. I close my eyes as i inhale deeply taking her all in. Seriously Bea What the fuck are you doing?
"Um, what the hell?!" Poppy's melodic yet annoying voice rings into my ears creeping into my mind. Gosh this girl is giving me a headache.
I quickly look around realising we are the only ones around and that i probably skipped class. Poppy is staring at me like she is staring at my soul. Without thinking twice i crush my lips against hers. Ok wow i just did that.
Poppy makes a muffled noise and then she gives in, opening her mouth to my kisses giving me more access. Without hesitation i pin her against the wall holding her firmly against me. She suddenly pulls away her eyes widening in realisation
"What did you just do Newbee??!!" her eyes are filled with desire yet she manages to fix her expression to her bitchy one.
"I will make your life a living hell" she breathes out and just like that she disappears. I lean against the wall i had her pinned seconds ago and i smile to myself knowing well that this is going to be a surprising semester.
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