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lichposting · 1 year
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As any good American I will form my opinion of an entire country based off what I see on social media. I think Argentinians are wizards who do occult rituals at a McDonald’s by a giant obelisk in Buenos Aires
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lilisouless · 6 months
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God has her favorites and with "god" i mean "Leigh"and with favorites i mean "Wylan" because
-Mal almost had debris crushing him and freaking died
-Kaz bought a ship and found her parents
-Matthias betrayed his mentor and the army that raised him
-David made that speech
-Nikolai handed her the throne
But what did Wylan had to do to get Jesper? Nothing, he just existed and the man´s mind was already all over him,no effort, bet not even he know how he did it.
"lied to his dad" oh please, thats just Wylan being himself
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arromantica-lucha · 7 months
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people can headcannon an aro person as in a relationship the same way you can headcannon a straight person as gay, a cis person as trans, and an allo person as arospec. but if someone is doing it to "fix" that character then kill them
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mechanical-moron · 7 months
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My religion is that your favorite stuffed animal has a soul, and it's directly tied to yours, so if they get lost and you have to get another, their soul goes into the new one :]
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it's wild when drama from one of my old fandoms pop up on my dash, like woah i thought that fandom just disappeared when i left like an npc in a video game
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alexthesillybilly · 24 days
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"This is my self insert" enough with putting yourself into their world. Im gonna put this man in my normal boring life and he WILL live there
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realjbguys · 15 days
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had a bad cough all day. starting to think slenderman thinks my film project is bad.
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hornynofilter · 28 days
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No one here railing me is transphobic.
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r0ckstardr3amgal · 6 months
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Austin Butler... shut up.
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HAVE YOU SEEN THOMAS EDWARD HARDY?!?!?!?!
He's a big cuddly bear 🐻
Idk if Austin Butler is familiar with the term range; probably because its something he doesn't behold. BUT Tom Hardy does.
Man's played the most gritty characters ever (and Eddie Brock) and then in real life he's all smiles and rainbows and everything under the sun of happiness. The definition of over the rainbow 🌈 😍
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eeber · 9 months
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you know I've been thinking, I can't imagine how bloody the way Ballister got the scar on his eye because I heard faces heal really fast. It's never been confirmed on how he got it though, any head canons? Mine is he fell down some stairs :3
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batty-the-tadc-weeb · 1 month
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CHILL THEY WERE JUST LEMONS
THEY WERE MY MUTUALS LEMONS, AND I PROTECT MY MUTUALS
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fantanamarie · 1 year
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So THAT’S what they call it in Paldea.
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riverwithoutbanks · 5 months
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Funny I’ve always thought the only scientific field where thousands of spn fans would be used as test subjects would be psychiatry
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mechanical-moron · 8 months
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I love how like the entire Portal fanbase (myself too) just mutually concluded that if Wheatley was a human he'd look like this:
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aboutnavi · 6 days
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kermit-p-hob-brainrot · 6 months
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My roommate is ranting about how I left one Oreo in the box
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