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ilovemesomevincentprice · 2 days

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Vincent Price

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viejospellejos · 3 days

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¿Hay hambre? 🥘

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lady-murderess · 2 days

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i need him so bad. he's so pathetic and it's great

me when mike:

#omfg #mike schmidt #josh hutcherson #fnaf movie #five nights at freddy's movie

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wild-neko · 2 months

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#tlt #the locked tomb #griddlehark #ianthe tridentarius #omfg #honestly this is how it should have gone down

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gaasublarb · 4 months

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Oh boy humbling reality Spider-Man has arrived

#part 4 #hobie brown #spiderpunk #how to hobie #pics 3 to 6 are so helpful #omfg

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ethansluv · 1 year

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theforbodingboglands · 1 year

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Im srry

#I FINALLY FOUND THAT STUPID MEME #miraculous ladybug spoilers #miraculous ladybug #ml spoilers #lmfao #omfg #spoilers #patsuko art #lawd help me #adrien agreste #gabriel agreste #I saw that Peter griffin meme and I freaking died #even though I hate family guy #ml intuition #art #ml season 5 in a nutshell lmao

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therabbitthatpostthings · 6 months

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Anyone else come to some wildly different conclusion on Ghibli movies with age?

Kiki's Delivery Service: Kid: Being a witch is so cool! Adult: Growing up and growing apart from the life you had before is a natural progression of life. You aren't losing the old parts of yourself, just finding new pieces that were there all along. Life is about changing, you'll never stay stagnant.

Ponyo: Kid: She's such a cute fish, you should always follow your dreams! Adult: Leaving home will not take you away from your family. Even when you're miles away and you feel like you're in different worlds your family will still be there, encouraging you. Parents are meant to let go of their kids at some point.

Howl's Moving Castle: Kid: Sophie's a big sister like me! I want to a princess in a magic castle. Adult (I've also read the book): Sometimes you don't find your place in this world, you make one. The people that come along with you will see you through every ugly part of yourself and you would do the same for them. Chase after that shooting star.

Spirited Away: Kid: What just happened... Adult: SHIT HAPPENS! And it sucks, life sucks but you keep going. You can cry along the way. You are being so fucking brave for even going on this hellish journey we call life. It's okay. You're okay.

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bey-life · 2 months

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#beyoncé #beyonce #website #update #superbowl #super bowl #OMFG #🔥#she looks so good #gay gasp #february 2024

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dduane · 2 years

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Hey, AO3 folks (and fanfic writers elsewhere)... if you see this offer, RUN AWAY FROM IT. IT’S POISON.

Please read this twitter thread and then stay FAR AWAY from the people being described...

https://twitter.com/aj_spinner_/status/1557083021949505549

The tl:dr; version: These people want you to “file the serial numbers off” your fanfic and publish it with them.

The catch: If the IP owners ever come after you, you’re on your own... and you have to pay the publisher damages! (Not to mention the IP owner...)

Also: their advances are CRAP. Also: Your advance (such as it is) is obtained by crowdfunding. WTF!!!

So:

AVOID AVOID AVOID. Dear sweet THOTH on his e-scooter, stay away from these people.

ETA: Victoria Strauss of Writer Beware has looked at the contract and declared it “completely incoherent and inadequate”.

So, honestly... AVOID.

#fanfic #fanfic publication #scam #contracts #terrible contracts #OMFG #PSA

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viejospellejos · 20 hours

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¿Hay hambre?

#video #sfw #hay hambre #hambre #comer #comida #food #foodie #foodies #foodgasm #foodporn #pornfood #yummy #tasty #omg #omfg #recipe #caldo #sopa #soup #dumpling #dumplings #asian #asian food #umami

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konigsblog · 4 months

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mdni - tw: dubcon (?), tickle play

tickle play with simon because it's all i can think about

his large, warm hands attacking your sides sent you into a fit of giggles. you were giggling and laughing uncontrollably, until your ribs were hurting and tears were forming at your waterline. simon's thick, slick cock slid into you, but you didn't catch it — too busy giggling to notice how he was rocking his big cock into your sore pussy.

you didn't even register the pain. simon had a smile plastered across his face, from ear to ear. his large, rough hands ran up your body to your armpits, tickling you while you pleaded for him to stop through loud laughter. a low grunt emitted from him, going unnoticed. he furrowed his eyebrows, your walls continuing to pulse and tighten around his girth, squeezing him oh so tightly...

simon's fat balls slapped against your ass, his thrusts becoming faster and more erratic the longer he drew out his orgasm. you wiped a tear from your eye, crying of laughter. pretty cheeks tearstained, leaving you flushed and hot and a mess beneath simon who was taking advantage of your vulnerability and dumbness...

and still, you didn't pay attention to the way your thighs and cunny became more and more sticky with his white, milky cum smeared across your skin. his heavy, tight balls slapping against your pretty ass as he rutted into you. he pinched your hardened and sensitive nipple with two fingers, moving his fingers to begin ticking underneath your armpits. your bodies became sweaty the more simon teased and fucked you, thrusting into you one last time before he came all inside your wet pussy.

you breathed heavily, dizzy and lightheaded. you only realised how simon had been fucking you when you felt him pull away, the heavy and hot weight of his dick easing away from your sopping wet cunt, his fingers replacing his cock. they pumped into you, and your jaw became slack from pleasure and surprise. you coated his fingers in sweet slick the more he pushed them into your hole, muttering about how stupid you were to let your guard down around him. he'd rub that spot, his thumb grazing against your sensitive clit, taunting you ‘til you came all over his abdomen.

and you're just so, so confused and tired to process how and what he was doing to you. :(