#for legal reasons this is a joke

[ask-whitepearl-and-steven]

have you ever considered hiring assassins, to help you deal with the readership?

I have.... I have thought about it.

#chekhov answers #some of y'all need to chill #but the rest of you i love #we walk a thin line #for legal reasons this is a JOKE

[krazys-ass-emporium]

I regret to inform everyone that my wife died.

#Krazy Rambles #for legal reasons this is a joke

[the-magnusinstitute]

I left my lunch in artefact storage and it flooded so I waded in to go get it and my nice PB and J sandwich got replaced with a sheep head. Also my premium Mr. Bonzo lunchbox is ruined I’m suing for property damages.

Did you eat the sheep head? If not, your immediate safety is probably secured.

Don’t threaten to sue. We’ll replace the lunchbox and compensate you for emotional damages. Just don’t say the s-word.

#magposting #answering asks #ELIAS IS GONNA GET YOU BRO #for legal reasons this is a joke #i know my boss isnt in the mafia guys #tmagpod #the magnus archives #tma #tmagp #the magnus institute #corpo content

[thedeadestmeme]

you mean. i'm supposed to believe that there's a slight possibility that Marcille isn't in love with Falin. i feel like that possibility may exist in the same world that Achilles and Partoclus aren't in love. believe as you will, but that sounds like the world where Destiel isn't canon.

#for legal reasons this is a joke #please i'm joking please #but like for realisies guys #marcille is so head over heels in love with her best friend and i love that for her #i don't know if falin is ready for all this love #but if she ever is i hope she knows that she deserves all the love in the universe #she's the most precious star in the sky #farcille #falin x marcille #i'm not sure i want to tag the show bc I don't want to be attacked sjdhgakj #i'm very new to this fandom

[snixx]

sometimes i start typing a comment and then remember the T-H-I-N-K acronym checklist. and then I remember I have a tumblr blog for exactly this reason

#FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS IS A JOKE #aro stuff #vagueposting the shit out of tumblr dot com #aromantic

[grendelsmilf]

marcille is gonna be so mad when she finds out that kabru isn’t a beautiful butch lesbian

#o.tv #for legal reasons this is a joke

[rata-novus]

okay wait im not done talking abt this yet but dropout could do the funniest fucking thing in the entire world and come out with a mystery/ghost hunting show

#the h files #watcher #dropout #for legal reasons this is a joke

[mawofthemagnetar]

Season 10 prediction:

Tango's base will be a dirt hut with no roof next to a chestmonster. anyone asking him to do any redstone more complicated than a sugarcane farm will be met with Tango abruptly cutting the call and turning up outside their house two days later with a fire axe.

#for legal reasons this is a joke

[shorthistorian]

Wow! Elon Musk introduces tiered check system to Twitter

#Twitter #Elon Musk #the other hellsite #WOW #for legal reasons this is a joke #or at least it was when I posted it #if Elon steals it he owes me

[pixiemage]

According to my phone, I have big plans today

#Bdubs #Bdoubleo100 #Hermitcraft #FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS IS A JOKE #thank Stara for it #this is what happens when you find out one of your blorbos lives in your state

[bbglewis]

nico rosberg you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

#FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS IS A JOKE #f1 #formula 1 #nico rosberg #lewis hamilton #brocedes #silly season

[deci-doodles]

A prediction

#genshin impact #for legal reasons this is a joke #sethos #cyno

[uneducated-author]

In defense to Chuuya, if I broke into a prison to find MY boyfriend dancing with another man I'd shoot them as well. You wouldn't? Good for you. I support gay rights, gay wrongs and gay vengeance. We're not the same.

Alternatively, if I was Dazai, and my boyfriend was helping out my arch nemesis, I would drown them. What? You're possessed? Yeah right, likely story. Into the juice with you.

#bungou stray dogs #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #bungou stray dogs spoilers #soukoku #for legal reasons this is a joke

[imperialstark]

can you imagine the chaos if ao3 and tumblr were down at the same time. i'd kill myself

#for legal reasons this is a joke #my mental health does NOT rely on the survival of two websites 🙃 #gabi overshares #ao3

[fantastic-nonsense]

actually you know what? the casting works, because I would be bitter and betray the gods if Lin Manuel Miranda was my dad too

#percy jackson #pjo #pjo tv #hermes #lin manuel miranda #for legal reasons this is a joke

[confused-kinnie]

Get this post 1k reblogs and Asriel will read the Bible

#mod flowey #for legal reasons this is a joke