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What is the highest number of notes on a post you have made? What's your most "successful" post?

#*big sigh* #the thor ragnarok siblings post having like 170k #thank GOD people don't reblog that post anymore #personal

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“Paris is good. Nice call, Monsieur.”

“De nada, muchacha.”

Thank you for 100 follows! Needless to say, I miss these two real bad and I have for around six years. DC writers are pretty sadistic ya know that? Then again, I guess I might be too.

Because who has time or money to read almost 30 years of relationship development…

Under the cut: Look Over Your Shoulder, a monologue recap Fanfic: Fluff/Humor/Angst. DC Rebirth. Wally’s POV. Warning: Mention of the grief typically associated with Alzheimer’s. Also I cried while writing this. Story set to this song.

Keep reading

#oh THEM 🥰🥰🥰 #wallylinda #wally west #linda park #dc comics

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911onabc: Every answer was delivered with so much confidence 😅 #911onABC

#not ryan forgetting his VERY FIRST EPISODE asdfghjlk #also this is so cute I love them #911 abc #911 cast

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Sometimes I do anatomy studies and the character suddenly has an automail arm :')

#edward elric #<3333 #fma #fullmetal alchemist #queue

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need the three separate people I've sent messages to about their short-term rentals to message me back desperately

#literally supposed to be moving in a week and no one is answering me. straight up going to text them all tomorrow #personal

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| batman/huntress: cry for blood

he popped in, interrogated her date, and then raided her kitchen. he is SUCH a baby brother

#cry for blood is one of my favorite helena-tim interactions of all time #just constant baby brother harrassment and tim's trust in helena's competency #helena bertinelli #tim drake #cry for blood

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go here and let me know what your short term top artists from spotify (within the last 4 weeks) are in the tags!

#top ten in order: #taylor swift #beyonce #hozier #ed sheeran #Cœur De Pirate #Olivia Rodrigo #Maisie Peters #Hey Violet #John Denver #Maroon 5 #music #lolol #such a wacky group #on one hand: biggest artists in the world. on the other: a couple of indie singers; a country singer; and the Child of Light soundtrack

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In honor of our very first sneak peek of the movie Wicked, my nostalgia kicked into high gear and I'm honoring one of my earliest fandom crazes with a silly little comic I'm calling "Fiyero Doesn't Get Enough Recognition For All The Shit He's Been Through."

Enjoy Fiyero having the weirdest 72 hours of his life.

Sequel comic here.

#Fiyero and Boq looking each other dead in the eye whenever Dorothy mentions the Wicked Witch of the East lmao #wicked act 2 is a comedy actually #you just have to think about anyone who's not Elphaba or Glinda #wicked

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the problem with having a decade old tumblr blog is that there are posts on it from a decade ago

#knowing that I still have posts on here from when I was 16.... #no one should be subjected to my 16-year-old opinions #tumblr

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Ngl I think I hate performative girlbossification of female characters more than I hate people not including said female characters in their fan content. Actually I don't care at all if they're indifferent to her. Who gives a fuck. Like I'd respect it more if they're like "ngl I just don't give a shit about her" with their whole chest, rather than being like "OMG I LOVE HER SO MUCH!!!! She's perfect, she's best girl, she kicks ass [never talks about her ever and only includes her as a prop to examine the male characters they DO like]" just because they're scared of getting called misogynistic. Like if you know in your heart that this character means nothing to you and you know you're not gonna do her justice, might as well just leave her out. But attempts to shoehorn her in, using your 2015-feminist style characterization is so weak, man.

#I know this is about fan content BUT!!! #I respect Mark Waid a lot more than I respect Grant Morrison re: writing Wonder Woman for this exact reason #I respect Waid going 'I don't understand Diana so I'm largely not going to write her (so I don't mess her up)' #instead of Morrison going 'omg I love Diana' and then ROYALLY fucking her up in Earth One #wonder woman #diana of #diana of themyscira

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Whilst I adore the idea that in the maybe 24 total hours Anakin was present on the Lars' farm, he fixed literally everything mechanical there because of *angst*, I think an infinitely funnier idea is that Padme did their taxes. She doesn't like sitting around doing nothing any more than Anakin, and she was there for several extra hours, there's no way she didn't ask for something to do, and I think that thing should be their taxes.

Cliegg and Owen weren't actually expecting to actually be able to use a coreworlder's work, but as it turns out, Padme totally helped them commit tax fraud even better than they already were without even being asked.

Bonus points if she was doing it at the same time Anakin was out committing bloody murder.

#op you're the funniest and most correct person alive #padme amidala #star wars #anakin skywalker #tatooine #sw meta

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OK Tumblr Geriatric Ward, let’s talk about your posture-

there are things you should be doing now to prevent yourself from starting to look like 🥀

Why does it matter? Future you would like to avoid the pain, limited motion, and fall risk that goes along with worsening posture.

What’s the focus?

1. Keep the flexibility in your spine

2. Stretch the muscles in the front

3. Strengthen the muscle in the back

Here are some simple things you can do daily while sitting and when you get up to go into the bathroom or the kitchen

Keep the flexibility by doing these repeated movements: 10 repetitions several times a day

The goal is to give yourself a double or triple chin. Keep your nose pointing forward, don’t let it tip up or down

Thoracic extension- use a chair with a seat back that comes up to the level of your shoulder blades. Try to bend back over the top of the chair without arching away from the seat back and without extending your neck. If the pressure from the top of the chair is uncomfortable you can place a towel there

Stretch the muscles in the front by using a door frame. This one will feel good afterwards

If this isn’t enough of a stretch you can do one side at a time. If you have the right arm up step forward with the right foot and turn slightly to the left. Then do it on the other side.

Strengthen the muscles in the back by squeezing your shoulder blades together for a count of 10 and then repeating 10 times. You can do this several times a day Hint: Don’t lift your shoulder blades up

There are lots more exercises for strengthening your back muscles but this is a good starting point and easy to do. I like doing it while driving

Tips:

Do the best you can

If it hurts stop

Envision future you saying thank you each time you do one of the exercises

#stretching #health

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shit, sorry, I'll delete that post right away. I didn't know he was a mythologist at all, let alone that he was infamous for positing a "universal" narrative structure that reduces a variety of works and storytelling traditions to variations on a single Jungian theme regardless of whether their actual contents line up with his thesis. I only knew about his work with Canned Soups.

#....posts that made me look up whether Joseph Campbell was actually the Campbell of soup can fame #(he wasn't but it's a great joke)

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DC Twitter must have been INSANE when it got out that Superboy’s dads were Superman and Lex Luthor. Holy shit. The memes. The ship wars. The homophobes. The mpreg jokes. People would have lost their fucking minds. Lex Luthor releases a statement like “he’s a clone of me and Superman no birth was involved” and people are like KINDA GAY OF YOU TO HAVE A SON WITH ANOTHER MAN, LUTHOR. Lexcorp’s PR team locks themselves in a conference room and refuses to come out for love or money.

#bold of you all to assume lex is going to admit to what he did #that man is going to claim his DNA was stolen by rogue scientists and cultivate a victim narrative #however this post is forever iconic #superman #lex luthor #conner kent #kon-el

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enough about taylor swift already. reblog and tag the smallest, least known artist you listen to

#emlyn #3k twitter followers and doesn't even have a wiki page yet 😭

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"Athena and Poseidon never collaborated on anything except the chariot" Rick Riordan read about them killing Ajax for raping Cassandra during the Fall of Troy challenge

#I truly genuinely do need someone to talk about this #percy jackson #rick riordan #greek mythology #roman mythology #fall of troy #cassandra of troy

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oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day

#perfection #palindrome day #4/20