You were supposed to be a side effect of the drugs
I’m not a hallucination
You’re a pipe dream
- The king’s men
So as a direct consequence of Nora Sakavic’s return and announcement of a spin off on Jean, I have once again been thrown into the depths of the never ending spiral of re-reading aftg. And it’s lovely, as always. Rip my grades tho💀.
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"ohh botw was so PEACEFUL everything in totk wants to kill you--" so you're telling me you don't remember the sheer terror you felt the first time a guardian stalker started hunting you? or when a skywatcher caught sight of you? the fucking billion turrets in hyrule castle that hated you? how you couldn't dillydally around the center of the map without catching the eye of at least three giant laser pottery spiders? it's all ohhh guardian theme song instant anxiety haha until the sequel comes out and you completely forget She exists?! for shame! for shame!!
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If I see one more "Halsin is a himbo" post, I'm going to take that word and add it to the shelf of words and phrases tumblr can have back when they learn the real meaning again.
Halsin is TOO SMART and too WISE to be a himbo! Stupidity is a basic tennet, a REQUIREMENT, of being a himbo! He's large and kind, but stupid he is not, so sorry--not a himbo.
You know who IS a himbo? Minsc. There's a himbo right fucking there! A little stupid, a little naive, but has a good heart and loves his miniature giant space hamster and, equally important, is LARGE.
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i hate rishi sunak as much as the next person but i do feel bad for him having to read from the gospels at the coronation........ they keep saying that "all faiths and beliefs" are included but our Hindu prime minister still has to do a reading from the Christian bible huh
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When is Echo going to give up on Narcissus and go to Camp Half Blood and make some actual friends?
[Echo finds Leo at CHB]
Leo: Do I know you?
Echo: [statement] I know you.
Leo: Really? Did I fight you or something?
Echo: Or something.
Leo: Why do you keep repeating me? It’s kind of… wait!
Leo: [facepalm] Echo! Dang, I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to forget!
Echo: [annoyed] Mean to forget.
Leo: But isn’t people forgetting you part of the curse?
Echo: [shrugs, resigned] Part of the curse.
Leo: Girl, we have got to get you some text-to-speech tech.
Echo: Text-to-speech tech?
Leo: Come on, I think Chiron’s got a smartphone.
Echo: Smartphone?
Leo: [laughs, starts to lead her away] Now who’s asking all the questions?
Echo: [firmly] Questions.
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I just got hit by the mental image of Ghost!Sonic trying to mess with stuff like a poltergeist and potentially freaking a few people out because no one but Barry can actually SEE him
ghost with adhd
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am i crazy or is alice from the magnus protocol annoying... i havent seen anyone mention this but shes so condescending and intentionally obtuse and it drives me nuts!! ur take? maybe im just no fun but i cant get on board with any of her jokes
i do think she's annoying but i think that's intentional and largely an exaggerated facade given how exasperated everyone is by her and how aware she seems of that
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