"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on
there needs to be a gender neutral word for niece/nephew that a) doesnt make explicit reference to them being your siblings kid b) doesnt sound fucking stupid
beating people w a stick that says “hes just some guy” every time they go through idolizing a famous dude and beating people w a second larger stick that says “hes still just some guy” every time enough time passes they subconsciously realize that was annoying and start acting like hes the devil to overcompensate for past cringe
can i jsut say… isnt it insane that polar bears go underground like imagine just walking along with a shovel and u start digging a hole and a bear is in there
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