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#this is a lesson on making fanart of a ship you don't agree with

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i fuckinfg came out as trans publicly EXACTLY ONE YEAR after joinging tumblr. goinggf to hgo cry about it. fuck me

#this is such a sad coincidence #i thought i had a choice #tragedy #pain #suƒfering #hatered

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whoaaaaa one year on tumblr

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John "Bdoubleo100" "Bdubs" "Bubbles" Booko

i think i'm gonna start a religion around this guy

#bdouble0 #yeah i think he needs worshippers probably #probs #probbles #hhahahah im making myself laugh

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freakin weed lol #420

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frogger

#god bless you half #my day is already made and it's 8am #thank you so much for this i love you

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i think when minecraft youtubers take a break from posting they should get a substitute teacher for the class. imagine if gem had etho make a gem-style video on her channel this week. 20 minutes. background music. etho adds to gem's base. are you with me. are you picking up what i'm putting down?

#ethoslab #this is just a small look into my dark twisted mind #these thoughts are pretty unhinged huh? #they come from all this hatred i have for the world #jk i love this world there's etho in it :3 ^_^ <3

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it's ethos dream update time!!!!!! this is all i have so far and turns out this idea has developed into a lot more including a whole fanfic idea hahahhaha (i will never write it😇😇😇)

my brain explodes about this guy usually😊

the sing is "ayxita, wake up" by yves tumor

check out boat boys part (which hasn't been added to this sequence yet😏😏😉)

#REBLOGGING SO FAST THANK YOU FOR THIS OP <3<3<3

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AUGHGGUGHHGG I LOVE TRANSGIRL ETHO SHE'S SO AWESOME AND AND I LOVE HER WAHHHHHHHHH

thank u!!!!! she loves u too ^_^!!!!!

#being trans is so fucked because someone will have a headcanon of one of your favorite characters being trans and you just immediately feel #understood times one million #like i dont even have a choice #awesome

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i think there's something wrong with my game

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YOU. YOU TEAITOR . and when the boat 🛶 wins. YOUR WORST SIN WILL BE THAY YOUVE DESTROUED AND BEHTRAYED YOURSELF FOR NOTHINGGG

anyways ☺️ lovely eclipse yesterday have you heard

etho ( aromantic) certainly has SOMETHING going on with Joel smallishbeans that much is evident (or else I wouldn't be a boat boys girlie would i) but bdubs is different dude. I'm sorry but I'll never be the same after last life. No amount of etho and Joel dancing around each other daring the other to make the first move because theyre scared to admit they actually care will change that. Okay maybe I do like boat boys a little much but it's about the principle. Bdubs is always there. Etho can't fucking read his own feelings and doesn't know what any of his relationships really are. he falls into line when a partner establishes a dynamic because it's comfortable. But bdubs is always there and he always has been .

Part of the appeal of boat boys is that etho and Joel have only known each other since 3rd life. And they've only actually known each other since double life. They're messy and they're weird and neither knows where they stand with the other. But do I really ship them? I don't know! Bdubs is the only person I see etho having an established relationship with because he's always!!! There!!!

Anyway yeah I heard about the eclipse apparently it was really cool!! I wouldn't know though because I'm a filthy Australian who lives way outside the path of totality and experienced none of it. Sad.

#preach #glad people are acknowledging this #boat boys is fun #ethubs is like some divine connection type shit #ive said it before ill say it again ethubs is like madoka x homura #or like nick and jess #or like jason mendoza and janet #or like teriyaki sauce and chicken #they're just forever and always

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Self indulgent art of the post office workers with their respective aesthetics :D

Pearl design by @applestruda !!!!!!

#this etho design gives me gender euphoria or something #look at this slut of a man #need

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[22] she etho on my slab till i oh snappers

#i hate you /lovingly

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[22] she etho on my slab till i oh snappers

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hello tumblr i’m at anime boston

#anime boston #angel devil #csm #cosplay

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ETHO MASTERDOC

facts (?) i have learnt about etho

- lives in the middle of nowhere in snow

- his gaming setup is incredibly cursed

- these revelations about his setup confirm that he does in fact have at least 2 arms. unsure about legs.

- his headphones are cursed in ways i don’t want to think about. but this is Proof he does in fact have a head

- a kid recognised him from his voice

- he hates onions

- used to help with his parent’s plant nursery business before it closed

- helped a girl out of her car after an accident

- has multiple generators

- doesn’t have a phone 😭😭

- probably chops wood and digs ditches?

- he still uses double tap to sprint

- a plastic bag once got stuck under his car and got burnt and stunk his car up for months

- he gets a nosebleed when he drinks carbonated drinks

- he had a cat named snuggles or snuckles who kiLLED A DUCK

- he likes baked potato but it’s actually baked in the MICROWAVE. for 3 hours?????

- a moose once broke his fence

- a moose once bit his sister (?)

- he went camping in the rocky mountains and messed up his ankles

- he likes peanut butter on bananas but he dropped it once but ate it anyway

- he made fireworks in his garage when he was younger and burnt a hole in a table

- he got stopped in an airport for having a BB gun i think it was

- his stopped uploading videos during the olympics. i don’t think this is a coincidence. i believe he is in the national hockey team. i have no proof.

- he is ripped with a 6 pack??

- he didn’t get vaccinated for a while when he was a kid?????

- he can make a popping noise by sticking his pinky finger in his ear

- always wears socks but hates sandals. not sure about the verdict on socks + sandals

- he can rotate his feet over 180 degrees. i think someone said it was 300 degrees but the thought of that makes me uncomfortable

- he likes the colour Green

#etho masterdoc

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we are mommies together forever 💍

Announcing my marriage to anonymous!!! 🎉🎉😻😻😽

#Heart #heart you babes #True love #Married But in a cool way