#my lettuce 😡😡😡😡

[weenie-wizard]

baby animal with giant kind eyes through which you can observe the emptiness of their head 💖

#I need a bunny posthaste #my student assistants esa bunny is so baby #he apparently got mad at being given lettuce because he thought they were taking the lettuce instead of handing it to him lol #my lettuce 😡😡😡😡 #fuckin baby behavior #kieran talks #ok to interact #I’m just obsessed

[obeymycok]

MC acts...different in their demon form

Surprise surprise, MC has their own personality and doesn't necessarily act like the brothers when they take on their demon forms. Sins manifest themselves in many different ways so who's to say MC is the same way as the brothers? To make it a little interesting, here's an MC who's avatar demon forms differ VERY much from the actual Avatars of Sin.

Taglist: @trashlord-007 @asmos-slut @simpinginthecorner @thatoneweebsworld @q-ueue

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TW: Substance abuse in 4th and 7th part

Promiscuous Pride

Ok but MC giving Asmo vibes while rocking Lucifer's demon form is in my head rent free

MC who looks good and fucking KNOWS it

Morning Star Avatar of Pride MC has every right to show off and takes every chance they get

Not only is it an absolute slay but the reactions of the characters is what made me write this

Lucifer's in a tight spot cuz that's MC but it'S HIS FORM😡😮‍💨

Anti Lucifer League especially thinks it's hilarious because it makes Lucifer so uncomfortable and it makes up for MC not using THEIR form

Pompous Greed

Better believe MC shows off every bit of Mammon's power whenever they get the chance to

As smart as they are agile, with the power to control electricity, MC remains undefeated in this form only😎

Mix a bit of Medusa's stare and Midas' touch and you get the ability to turn any living thing into gold by just looking into their eyes

Everyone's jaw is on the floor including Mammon's

That's MC?? With Mammon's power????? low key scared shitless

The brothers are shook

Selfish Envy

Twitch streamer energy I'm sorry

I'd say they give a little Asmo too but mainly the Mammon energy comes out

Streaming mid battle, tiktok dances in the infirmary, really just not good ideas all around

That power tho👀👀👀 devastating

As long as there's water, you basically win

The ability to conjure up storms and hurricanes from a pond AND being able to control the temperature of said water

2 in 1 water and ice power Elsa wishes💅

Besides the display of incredible power, everyone pretty much sees no difference which makes Levi sob in a hole (how DARE they compare him to Mammon✋😔)

Unquenchable Wrath CHANGE

The only thing keeping Nightbringer Satan at bay is being inexplicably stoned (same tho😔💅)

My MC got pissed off after a battle, smoked the devil's lettuce(haha funny) and found ✨THE✨ coping skill

Clever and cunning as ever, this MC is definitely terrifying but most of the time just lacks the will to cause chaos

More often than not, someone has walked in on MC and Solomon just bullshitting with each other and dying of laughter when they were "supposed to meet at the arena 10 minutes ago honestly you should know be-"🙄

No fucks to give because if you lecture the embodiment of wrath for too long...well....👀

When Satan first saw MC lose it in his demon form he was embarrassed of them until he got his head out of his ass and realized "oh shit that me" and offered some of his coping skills for when the anger takes over🥺

Jealous Lust

This one's just a call out to everyone reading this including you and especially me for writing it

Don't get me wrong, this MC is a force to be reckoned with

Asmo's charm spell on top of the agility and strength it takes to swing around with chain swords is absolutely terrifying

Nothing to scoff at just cringe sometimes; at least 1 manga on hand at all times, frequent tumblr user, many things posted on AO3🫠

The brothers burst into the infirmary, MC is sobbing

Could feel the disappointment in the air when MC said their waifu/husbando kissed someone in the latest episode

Please touch some grass, Asmo is begging

Lethargic Gluttony

Right up there with Mammon's form as far as intimidation goes

This MC is definitely a glutton but not necessarily to food like Beel is (sex, substances, sleep, games, whatever)

Probably the most similar to their avatar counterpart compared to the rest of the brothers

Imagine having the ability to rain down a storm of hellfire and just not doing it because it's nap time (oh to be that unbothered✋)

MC does still have a few issues controlling their temper when the gluttony gets the better of them

If MC is in a demon form, Beel's might be one of the scariest, but it's definitely the most chill besides its appearance

Infuriated Sloth

In MC's defense, I would also be constantly enraged if I was always tired and forced to do hardcore anime training

Feral attic gremlin energy all over again, definitely takes some sort of stimulant to stay awake and smokes to unwind

The bad attitude mixed with the stimulants is giving nightbringer Satan on crack

Does the literal bare minimum simply because their weapon does most of the work

Not scary from looks alone but a pissed off MC using their Sloth form is deadly

If MC and Belphie were on bad terms before he worships the ground they walk on now (out of fear😈)

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me headcanons #obey me worldbuilding #omswd #obeyme #obey me swd #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me levi #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me asmo #obey me beelzebub #obey me beel #obey me belphegor #obey me belphie

[chekensheppppp]

I would love to hear about any head canons you have for the two not so very great dads :3 💖

I HATE THEM!!! 😡😤 (proceeds to make art, stories, and headcanons of them as they occupy my mind space for how many months already) (slight suggestive warning for some of these HCs)

I like to think they dated way before the present time (they dated in college, this hc is long so i'm not adding it here rn). So in the present games where they meet again (USUM's RR and Masters) Ghetsis slowly starts to develop romantic feelings for Giovanni (again). This bothers him to no end, especially since he suspects that Gio knows. Mafia man does figure out and secretly uses it to his advantage in their rivalry. Overtime though, Gio starts to feel mutual (again). This leads to him subtly flirting with Lettuce causing the latter to grow even more frustrated with his romantic man crush. He shouldn't fall in love with his enemy for world domination yet he did and he suspects that the other likes him too so now he's even more infuriated.

The jist of their dynamic pre-relationship is just Ghetsis being a tsundere who is also obsessed with the don bastardo (which he tells himself is hatred) and Gio being a smug flirt that takes any chance he gets to infuriate lettuce priest more.

They're very professional, most people wouldn't even notice that there's something going on between these two since they act all curt and business like everywhere. But if one stops and observes them, they'd notice how there is a minuscule hint of fondness in the way they speak to each other and how they have their own code in saying their affections. Also, look closely and you'll realize the glances they share have a deeper meaning than just mere looks. To put it short, they have a lot of eye sex, it's subtle but once you notice it, it becomes clear as day. Their grunts feel awkward whenever they end up noticing; it feels like they're intruding on private matters though they're not sure what.

Ghetsis has mobility issues, particularly his BW2 rendition, and he can't really walk and run for long distances anymore. Good thing he has a strong, beefy stud of a boyfriend to carry him around. Whenever Gio does that, Ghet becomes extremely flustered but doesn't stop him. While he does prefer dealing with his own problems and issues himself with the stubborness and persistence of a lone wolf, he's still a sucker for being treated and pampered like royalty. (After all, he is from a royal lineage and a pompous fuck)(expect a comic based on this soon)

In most other ships that involve Gio, he tends to subtly tune down his cruel, aggressive, and domineering traits for his partner and tries to be more considerate, slow and careful (still keeps the charming mafia godfather vibe tho). In this case, he doesn't. Being that they're both old and shitty bastards, Gio doesn't feel the need to adjust himself much for Ghet since he doesn't play nice either. If anything, he can be as blunt and straightforward as he wants to be. He won't hesitate to just slam the green-haired maniac down his office desk, rip apart his robes and have his way with him until sunrise.

Ghetsis likes to ramble and rant about whatever, whenever convenient. Gio doesn't mind this and lets him go on about whatever topic his partner wants to talk about. Usually he'd also return a comment if the other inquires on what he thinks or when he so chooses but in some instances, Gio just gets lost in the sound of Ghetsis voice, how he would be so full of emotion and conviction in the way he speaks and just the sound of it all can be what he considers music to him. You can tell he's not really paying attention to what Ghetsis says and is just enjoying the sound of his voice when he looks at him utterly lovestruck (well, as lovestruck as how a hardened mafia boss can be)

There are only a handful of people Ghetsis would allow to touch his hair; his hair care routine takes a long time to do and anyone that messes with it is basically asking for death. Gio is one of those few people. This pretty much means that he trusts him enough now to let him touch his hair and boy, he made a pretty good decision. Feeling his hand comb through his locks feels soothing and well, he does like how he pulls his hair from behind whenever they fck.

Gio most definitely had a long list of past lovers and even now that he's seeing someone, he still has many others clamoring to be with him. Ghetsis does not like this one bit. Whenever he's with Gio and someone tries to get too close to Gio, he just shoots them a scowl that can make milk sour up immediately and sticks closer to Gio. Gio does tell him to calm down about it and that he's a grown ass man who can make his own decisions but he does find it endearing seeing how much Ghetsis is in love with him.... even if it is going full possesive, but he can deal with that. (expect a comic on this too)

Curse that one deactivated blog for giving Gio a thing for Ghet's legs because now, I actually like the idea of it. Gio simply loves his tall, GNC, gossip girl, murderous megalomaniac boyfriend and his long ass legs.

There's something so funny about them getting married and Gio going like "Now that we're married, it's only fair that I give you something that you've always wanted." And straight up presents Ghet with a gun and says, "Let's shoot up a police station as part of our honeymoon, amore mio Harmonia." And Ghet is all sparkly eyed and delighted and goes "You know me so well, Sakaki dear." And their children are just screaming in horror in the background, "DON'T MAKE HIM MORE OF A THREAT THAN HE ALREADY IS!!!!"

and yeah that's it for now, this is getting too long lol

#cheken clucks #cheken's nonsense #my headcanons #god this ship is making my brain rot so much #but hey i'm enjoying it HAHAHHAHA #giovanni #ghetsis #terribledadshipping #pokemon #cheken scratch #cuz i had to add a quick art piece here lol

[miraclecherryblossomsblog]

Cherrybomb!! 🥺🧡💞✨️

I'm only a wee babey when it comes to the Berserk fandom, but I'd love to hear some things about you and Mr. Guts if you feel like it!!

Ilysm I hope summer is treating you gently ♡♡♡

*SQUEALS* ok so modern AU time-

This dude, this huge buff dude right?

This buff dude who can lift me up like carrying a bag of grapes, I WEIGHT NOTHING TO HIM.

This dude who I know by heart would be awkawrd when starting the relationship but also a lil flinchy cuz well ✨trauma✨

But thats ok cuz we would work on it, slow proccess but its all worth it cuz the moment he starts to give in to touches he a man STARVED for them

He don't even notice how his hand tends to look for me, or how he leans on me when I'm cooking or folding laundry

Mostly in private, but I feel in my heart he loves cuddles, HUG HIM, REASSURE HIM, CARE FOR HIM, KISS HIS SCARS HE WILL MELT

Also doing exercise with him, but best I can do running on the mournings with him for the next 10 mins only to die half way-

He like "that all u got??? 😐" And I go "YES THAT'S ALL NOW LET ME SIT DOWN-😤😡😠" *procceds to piggyback carry me on the way home💕💕*

We have a black doggy called berserk, he a mommy's boi and loves to give shit to guts lololololol

He more of actions show more than words but when he gets his words HE GETS THEM

Protective, VERY much so. Isn't the type to get jelly easily after the starting to date (he more catious tbh) that easily but he pouts when I give the dog a lil too much attention

And when he decides its time for attention he will slab or pinch my butt, mabey bite my thigh if he's laying on my lap KXKKKDKKDKKKDKKDKK

Does not use nicknames, gets flusttered if I use any hehe (he called me bunny once cuz I was eating lettuce from the salad xdd)

More of a meat lover i thinks, but he eats whatever I cook for him

Man can't season to save his life. His cooking always ends up being either too salty or just bland (lots of time burned)

Note: when with au cuz i dont wanna spil u but there r some stuff revelant there 👀

#guts x self insert #self ship #self insert #fic? #berserk #can u tell im normal about him? no? Good. #WANNA KISS HIM SO BAD #Hope u been taking care knifie!!! Summer almost ending😭 #but I hope this heat chills cuz i cant be walking out without looki g like a burn chicken nugget 😭😭😭 #cherry answer #100billionknives #knifie chan :3 #canon character x self insert

[peppergnocchi]

#im going to bed im sleepy #goodnite tee hee #poll #weed

[thewhimsyturtle]

Today was the most traumatic day of my life:  I got completely drenched by a thunderstorm!?  ⛈🐢😱😱

As you may remember, I HATE rain!  I have only ever been rained on twice before, and both of those times, Mom rescued me after just a few drops.  But even then, Mom has never seen me as angry as when rain dared to fall on me!  😡

Today’s weather forecast didn’t include any rain, so Mom put me outside in my Aivituvin Wooden Tortoise House right after breakfast.  After lunch, a small thunderstorm came out of nowhere, so short that it was almost over before Mom could grab her shoes and I didn’t get wet at all in a corner.  Grandmom put an umbrella over my enclosure for the last few minutes of that first thunderstorm and confirmed that the weather forecast said no more thunderstorms for the day.  ☔️

But then a few hours later, another, bigger thunderstorm pelted down—and blew away my umbrella!  🌬😱  By the time Mom and Grandmom noticed, my enclosure was filled with puddles, and I was soaked head to tail and frozen in shock in a corner.  It took all my energy to crawl out of the puddles onto my food rock.  Mom rescued me as fast as she could, but I was so traumatized that I sat frozen in a corner even after Mom brought me inside.  How DARE so much rain fall on me?!?  😱

Eventually, I recovered enough for a special lettuce bum treat and fresh escarole and collard greens.  But I was still so upset that I went straight to bed after my noms!  🛌😫🐢

Mom says I have now proven that I don’t even have zero survival skills.  She says I have negative survival skills.  🙈

#rain #summer thunderstorm #NOPE #zero survival skills #Kirby #ridiculous #angry #HOW DARE YOU #tortoise #Russian tortoise #hidey hut #tortie butt #tortie tushy #tortie bum #cute #animals

[shreya11111]

MILKTANK WILL BE CANONNNNN >:{

BUTTERFLY CAN NEVER HAPPEN WILL ISNT GAE HE IS STRAIGHT

OH YES SAY IT LOUDER!!!

MARCH BABY WILL BE ENDGAME!!!! burger king foot lettuce is obviously not endgame omg🙄🙄🙄🙄 mesh shirt will remain together ur dumb if u think otherwise duh😤😤😤😤😤 stoopid ben 10 shippers thinking their ship will be cannon so dump smh my headdddd😡😡🤬🤬😒

#byler #anti midleven #anti milkvan #anti m*leven #milkvan #shreya answers #fake byler hate ask #byler tumblr

[littlegalerion]

6 Things!

Tagged by @sheirukitriesfandom

Thanks for the tag!

1.) Last Song

That is a very hard question because when I put on music, I'm not really aware of what I'm listening to. Either "Beneath the Brine" by Family Crest or "Nothing Left to Lose" from Tangled the Series, and I have to add its either of those because of Warrior Cat MAPs 🫠

2.) Last TV Show

Clone Wars. My husband has never watched it and really wants to get back into Star Wars so we're watching it during dinner.

3.) Currently Watching

As for me alone, I have plans to watch through all possible Transformer shows on Tubi. It's a treasure trove on there. I'm saving Prime for last because ✨️nostalgia✨️.

4.) Currently Reading

Sims fanfiction. I'm not commenting further.

5.) Currently Obsession

Okay, so right now I'm preparing for chicks which involves building a coop. So the hyperfixation on learning how to do that is REAL. As for the chicks, I also now have to learn how to incubate eggs and hatch them myself which won't be until the end of April. Why? Because 1.) USA egg prices are bad so now everyone's buying chicks, to the point both birds in stores and on online hatcheries are backed up until August. I was lucky to get the breed I want via hatching eggs as early as the end of April. And people are buying chickens not realizing how much work goes into it, thinking they'll get free eggs, but already people are trying to return them because "it's been 2 weeks and the chickens aren't laying eggs???" 😡 2.) Others are taking advantage of the whole chicken craze/scare and buying out all the feed stores, reselling live chicks online for double the amount they paid in stores. 9/10 all these chicks are gonna flood the market come next few months.

So now my hyperfixation is learning how to build, raise chicks, raise chickens, raise meat rabbits, and garden. I currently got a blueberry bush root and a blackberry bush root potted and starting off indoors. Lettuce and tomatoes will be next.

6.) Unrelated Obession

Dog training/care in general. I know too much and I never shut up. This is second only to Elder Scrolls obsessions, I assure you.

I tag whoever sees this and wants to do it!

#also I play a lot of monster hunter rise now #strangely satisfying #yes there is a gilf in the game #but I dont play it just for him I play it because i get to take down giant monsters with a cute kitty friend and a puppy companion

[etes-secrecy-post]

Hi, before I explain my post, I want to say something important.

• What you see my blog has become a major overhaul. And despite the changes, I decided that my 2nd account will be now my artwork blog with a secret twist.

⚠️NEW RULE! (W/ BIGGER TEXT!)⚠️

⚠️ SO PLEASE DO NOT SHARE MY 2nd ACCOUNT TO EVERYONE! THIS SECRECY BLOG OF MINE IS FOR CLOSES FRIENDS ONLY!⚠️

• AND FOR MY CLOSES FRIENDS, DON’T REBLOG IT. INSTEAD, JUST COPY MY LINK AND PASTE IT ON YOUR TUMBLR POST! JUST BE SURE THE IMAGE WILL BE REMOVED AND THE ONLY LEFT WAS THE TEXT.

⚠️ SHARING LINKS, LIKE POSTS, REBLOG POSTS, STEALING MY SNAPSHOT PHOTOS/RECORDED VIDEOS/ARTWORKS (a.k.a. ART THIEVES) OR PLAGIARIZING FROM UNKNOWN TUMBLR STRANGERS WILL IMMEDIATELY BE BLOCKED, RIGHT AWAY!⚠️

😡 WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT EVER LIKED & REBLOG MY SECRET POST! THIS IS FOR MY SECRET FRIENDS ONLY, NOT YOU! 😡

Okay? Capiche? Make sense? Good, now back to the post…↓

Take a Taste: with Lugaw Sisig from Mang Boy Alfredo Lugawan Restaurant [Recorded: Feb 18th, 2023]

Hello! It’s time for another “Take a Taste”! The series is about delicious food with my two paper dolls.

And today, I'm reviewing this hot-served Lugaw Sisig from Mang Boy Alfredo Lugawan Restaurant! 🥣😊 How's it taste? Let's find out! 🤔

If you haven't seen my previous episode, then please [CLICK ME!].

So, without further ado, let's get started:

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• So, we're here at the gorgeous Mang Boy Alfredo Lugawan Restaurant! Where they opened 24 hours of eating Lugaw soup (or any dish that they offered) by customers, like us! This is actually, my first time (or our first time) to stepped in during night time. And we all know, that we love eating restaurant at night time! 😋🥣🌙

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• Such the case, with this delicious "Lugaw Sisig" that I've ordered. By the way, I'm with my family & my related aunt (or "Tita") for a special dinner night! 😁

• Anyways, the cost of "Lugaw Sisig" is ₱119 ($2.16). Mmmm, this lugaw look scrumptious! The combination of sizzling sisig mixed with warm rice porridge! 🥣😋 (along side with common toppings)

• And yes, the word "Lugaw" is a type word for Asian porridge. So, let's dig in! 😋

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• Here's my spoon scooping on two different toppings. The first is the sisig toppings, then next is the boiled egg! Yum-yum! 😋 The fusion dish is fantastic, at the same time, its a bit spicy thanks to the sisig's signature recipe! And the presentation look great on the bowl, I love it! 🥰 Have some, you two! Let's finish this bowl.😋

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• Minutes later, we're all done! Thankfully, they offered us a manual service of drinking water to wash out our meal! 💧😊

Overall:

• It's a unique dish, on what could be otherwise, a normal porridge topped with sizzling meal that Filipinos/Filipinas know in love. Will I ordered it again? Absolutely! 😁 However, I want a try other menus that they offered from this lugawan (porridge) resto establishment. And my paper dolls completely agrees.😊

Well, that’s all for now, If you haven’t seen my previous episodes, then I’ll provide some links down below.↓😉

Take a Taste:

○ 2021 Food Reviews: ○

• Popeyes U.S. Spicy Chicken Sandwich [Dec 6, 2021]

• Jollibee Chick'nwich & Crisscut Fries [Dec 21, 2021]: Part 1 [CLICK ME! #1], Part 2 [CLICK ME! #2]

○ 2022 Food Reviews: ○

• Mini Stop Chicken Fillet XL Sandwich [Feb 7, 2022]

• Minute Burger Cheese Burger(s) [Mar 1, 2022]

• Pepper Lunch Teriyaki Beef Pepper Rice w/ Egg (& Honey Brown Sauce) [Mar 5, 2022]

• Bacsilog’s Sulit Combo Bacon-Tocino & Samgyup Day’s Pork Herbs [Mar 12, 2022]

• Burger King Whopper w/ Sides & Drink [May 6, 2022]

• Marshmello’s Limited Edition Coca-Cola Zero [Aug 26, 2022]

• Cheesy Burger McDo with Lettuce & Tomatoes Meal [Recorded: Sept 16, 2022]

• Mcdonald’s PH McSpicy & Apple Pie (featuring their World Famous Fries) [Nov 14, 2022]

• Mcdonald’s McCrispy Hamonado Sandwich [Dec 31st, 2022]

○ 2023 Food Reviews: ○

• Foods from Delicious Restaurant & 1919 Grand Cafe [Jan 8th, 2023]

• Homemade Churros by my lil’ bro [Feb 12th, 2023]

Tagged: @bryan360, @carmenramcat, @leapant

[paolobrand]

PRINCE PAOLO's 2022 CHRISTMAS SPEECH “The Sexy Sheikh’s Sportwashed Balls ⚽️⚽️” ** ⚠️ Warning: Prince Paolo is an Absolute Monarch. Any argument will result in a Boxing Day Bath in the Sheriff of Nottingham’s iron forgeries ⚠️ ** My Dear Subjects, Your Royal Family would like to wish you a very Merry Christmas and an Unhappy New Year🎄 After the sad loss of our beloved Aunt Lizzie 😢 (oh well 🤷‍♂️), I’m delighted to pronounce myself Emperor of Everything 💯 I do love to phase out the ptarmigan on my vast Highland moors, especially as that’s where I phased out another old bird in September 👑 (Ed: Noooo! Cut! Cut!💥) So, the year in review! We LOVE Putin’s world-leading warmongering & depravity, Zelenskyy’s kill count, Albanese’s great win and our Mugabe-style inflation. What a year 🤩 In between guillotining my former friends, there was still time to practice brain 🧠 surgery on my enemies’ heads, work on my Canoe Armada 🛶 toy set, golf ⛳️ the links, chill on my Highland ⛰ estates, enjoy Twitter 🖥 tirades, ramble on my grouse 🦆 moors, plot dastardly deeds with banana 🍌 republics, all while exercising my right hand daily 🍆💦 Burp! 🍷🥂🍾 12 DAYS OF SHIT 💩 MAS On the only day of Christmas my true love sent to me… * Twelve Donald Trump crime scenes 🦸‍♀️ * Eleven Lionesses a-winning 🦁 * Ten per cent % inflation daily 📈 * Nine sportwashing Qatari emirs ⚽️ * Eight Boris to Zelenskyy zips 🚊 * Seven pockets of taxpayers cash 💰 * Six sheikhs making sweet love 🍑 * Five Messi penalties 🥅 * Glory to Ukraine! 🇺🇦 * Oh! Gareth! Southgate! 🤩 * Where’s Jeremy Corbyn? 🎅 * £400k Rishi Swimming Pool-nak 🏊‍♂️ * Four-ty five days of Truss 😂 * Three fools voting a-Tory 🗳 * Two Truss-outliving lettuces 🥬 * Soggy sprout Starmer 🥦 * One Trussonomic collapse 📉 * A large Labour lead 🌹 * And no more Putin…oh wait... (Ed: Cut!) 😡 How time flies! Time to hunt those captured spies! My hounds 🐕 are foaming at the mouth dreaming of tasty traitor meat! 🥩 Tally ho, it’s back to the princely port I go, woo hoo 🍷🎄 Burrrrp! Hic! 🍺 Now go drink and bugger your stablehands merrily all! 💙💚💛💜❤️ #christmas #merrychristmas #happychristmas (at Balmoral) https://www.instagram.com/p/CmmtjXSokDN/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#christmas #merrychristmas #happychristmas

[cricketcat9]

No progress with 

any solution of the strike. How it goes:

Government: we accept most of your demands, let’s talk.

Protesters’ Boss: nothing to talk about, you accept all, end state of exception and call off the police, or else. BTW the Assembly should impeach the President, or we are not going anywhere.

Government: if so, we’ll call more police, and possibly the Army. Stop the vandalism, the kidnappings and blockages, or else! Also, fuck you!

The Army: we will not support overthrowing a democratically elected President.

The Assembly: we don’t have enough votes for impeachment, can’t do.

Protesters’ Boss: too bad, try harder, and also fuck you. Also, donations for the protesters are low? Please give more! Protesters, keep protesting! It’s all for you, People! BTW pretty please stop the vandalism it doesn't look good.

Protesters: not stopping the vandalism

An Individual Protester: they told me to go to the protest and bring my own food and water. WHERE I will buy food when everything is closed by the protest, and WITH WHAT MONEY?

Wine Box* Leftist Gringo: El Pueblo is fighting! Shut up about the economy! who cares! I’ll watch from my veranda! Viva el pueblo!

Leftist Feminist Spiritual Gringa from the Coast: I’m done with your Sierra bullshit! Can’t even get a head of lettuce, fuck you!

Sierra Population: we are so sorry for your troubles, did not see a head of lettuce here in 10 days, but so sorry! 🥺 ALSO FUCK YOU! 😡

Some 16 or so millions of Ecuadorians: end this for fuck’s sake you morons we want you to sit on your asses and talk and end this mess we are going hungry and broke!

Government and Protesters’ Boss: too bad, we are not talking, and also fuck you!

wine box, champagne too expensive

The End

By now it’s obvious that it’s not about the 10 demands by the protesters, it’s about overthrowing the President.

People are being manipulated and lied to BY BOTH SIDES, government and their own leaders. It’s painful to watch.

We are still locked in, slowly running out of foodstuff and no new supplies coming, but the army cleaned one road barricade and some gasoline is coming - or so I hear.

Emotions run high; someone somewhere is making big money on destabilizing the country.

#ecuador #ecuador sierra #strike

[komodocomics]

Hi I'm normal

komodocomics Garfy fried I'm so sorgarfy fried no garfy garfy frgarfy fried gamer he loves chickenwingssomuch he crys and crys and crys when hungry he's been to hell for being fiiiiiine hahahhahahahahahaha cOuGh CoUgH ACK goodwill spider roof my old tablet history is- I love oatmeal 😃😃😃😃😃 I hate oatmeal!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡 in hell with the stray cat model omg kitty!!! Fd gig ghjyfddtssfdrdthftchgxffd etc she says hi omg tf2 heavy!!! Banana hungry!!! Fear and torture resident evil 15 bitches be unbelievable garfy fried trips and falls ragdoll style sonic underground theme song dinosaurs tv show furries AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA how old is tf2 Addams family og swag Astronauts are footlong subway oatmeal bruh lettuce fight to death bitch homestuck dioriotos shit bitches got slacks like Elton john oh my gosh cholesterol huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhubby huh hubby huh hubby hubby hubby hun h by lol auto correct baby go bye bye bye tf 2 oh my fucking god halo just came out omg YouTube musuuuuic I NEED TICTACS HUHHHHHHH UHHHHHHHUHHUUHHU GSJEHDJDDUJSHXJDIEUFJF CRASH SOUNDS EFFECTS RARE AUSTRALIAN WEREWOLVES BUYING WWEED FROM THE 711 WITH THE CRACK ADDICTS LOOKING BECAUSE I SAID I HAD NO MONEY FEED THE POOR #LOLLOVINGMYNEWWIG #BITCHESGOTSWAG #IONTHEMOSTWANTEDLIST #WHERE AM I #WHERE #AM #I OH MY GOD I CRY I CRY I CRY I CRYBI CRY ICRY ICRY ICRY ICRY OH MY GOD INDIE.GAMES THE BEST BTW IM NOT DRUGS AND THIS IS RANDOM WORDS IM LITERALLY TYPING THIS BY HAND DEEEOEDOODODODODOODDN WELCOME TO DEPOT PARTY CJTY OATMEAAAL REVEEEAAAL!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA ROMAN HISTORY GOD MINECRAFT MEMES FOR TRUE GAMERS oh shit I have cap lock ballistic missile in your goodie bag yippie!!! I'm so excited its my party and ill cry if I want to btw auto correct isn't even attempting to fix this gonna post this to my Tumblr for the free Halloween spider rings !!!!! Finfin come and see you just want to meet him!! Some times about life autotuned megolovania -dog island parody 😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👺👺👺👺👺👺 Tony hawk pro swaker pro 3 #tony hawk I hate him #tony hawk oatmeal!!!

#Owo

[m0tel6mxzzy]

tumblr quit asking me to “blaze” on all my posts i don’t smoke the devil’s lettuce i’m a child of the LORD 😡😡😡

[my-never-ending-nightmare]

How I be providing customer feedback after taking a bite of my chicken quesadilla and realizing that what I’m chewing on has the taste & texture of lettuce in it

the mf quesadillas supposed to have NO veggies 😡

#should have gone to mucho burrito

[hellsfanatic]

took a shower, eating pickles, winning

#my dogs leaving in 30 min tho 😡😡 #everyone say bye kaylynn #lettuce speak

[breemationfun]

True stories (s5) (special) #3: BOG-KAI (pilot episode script) (mid 2021)

Trantronomus:.  Well well well.. who do we have here....

*Bree in a tube with mist*

Bree: we have a 200 year old phantom with no more than 2 brain cells left.

2 brain cells left on the power meter* 

Trantronomus: ...checks his meter*

Meter:  you have 2 more brain cells. Reason: you spent the other 98 cells on buying apple products 

Trantronomus: GRRRRRRRR SCREW YOU. I NEED MY CLOUT THIS SEASON.  ANYWAYS... TIME TO PUT THESE INGREDIENTS IN...THEN HAVE THE BEAST KILL YOU.

Trantronomus:  runs to get the stuff*

Me: oh great.. 

Mist: hm....looks around* 

Robot: '^' ....gambling*   ....aww

Cow: HA!      

Mist: hey cow. 

Cow: '^'..

Mist: '^' ..I had your mom with succulent cheese and pickles and lettuce last night.

Mist: '^'..she really hit the spot, along with her inter feeding jucies 

Cow: disgusted and pissed off expression*

Cow: ....OHHH YOU SO FRICKED!!!!!!!     stands on two leg and grabs lightsaver* 

Cow: runs at them*  Ò^Ó

Bree: seriously!?!? Q^O 

Mist: shurgs*  

Both take 3 steps back*

Cow: rams Into the tube and destroys it but gets knocked out*

Bree: O^O

Mist: where free aren't we? '^'..

Bree: 😅... let's get out of here.

*Loud but muffled  gurgling noises*

Both:..

Bree: what was that..

Mist:..idk but it came from that room-

*Fluids stream from the door*

*A blob creature that looks like Trantronomus crushes through the wall*

Bree: OH MY GOD!! 

Mist: EWWWW WHAT IS THAT THING??

Bree: IDK!

blob creature: GRAAAAAAAUUUUGHHH. *shoots goo all over the place* 

Both: dodging*  

Blob creature: *chases them* 

Both running away while organs flood the walls and floor along with blast being shot at them* 

Both: retaliating with some blast of their own*

Bree:            speeds up* *  jumps onto a wall and crawls through a vent into a reactor room*  

Bree: MIST RUN THROUGH!!

mist: through a door*

Bree: presses button to close off the doors*     phew*...

Bree:   punches down and lands next to him*

*The room fills with organs*   

Mist: OH NO....      its breaking in..

Bree: !! ...         sees a rocket*      

Mist: *sees it too*

Both:...    have a idea*  

Blob creature: breaks in and looks like a mesh of different things*      

Mist: hello there.

Bree: ÒWÓ.   Lights the rocket on fire*

Rocket hits the creature and it rip through the whole ship*  

*The rocket heads towards earth with the blob creature still infront helpless*

 

Person: QMQ AAAAAAA...

Cop: '^' sir you need help.    The earth isn't gonna get bombed like how your dad did you m- 

Rocket crash lands*      explosion*

Mist and bree fling into the air along with other people near by getting wiped out*

People screaming and running*

Blob creature: emerges and starts eating people and it keeps getting bigger and bigger*

Bree: !!!!!!!!!!! COME ON! 

Mist: !!!!!

both: start attacking it*  

Blob creature:  shoots a ooze and it spawns tons of monsters that start attacking them*

*Bree and mist holding them off but kinda loosing*

*Nuclear explosion wipes out all the blob soldiers*

Both: ?..

Axel:  ...😡 

Bree: O^o axel? 

Mist: o^o

Axel: Sup guys 

bree: hey man! What r u doing here?

Axel: it all started 3 hours ago when I was bored and felt like kicking ass..

Axel: fast forward and the party has arrived.

Bree: well then.. let's get the party started..

*All attack  and there's just a huge chaotic war* 

News reporter: '^' as you can see,  my ex wife is destroying the city.    Pfft...  and she's  using her death ray to ruin our once good  day

New reporter:  what do you have to say about this?

Cop: .......do you have any sense,  WE ARE BEING ATTACKED AND WE ARE SCARED.    

New reporter: thats totally understandable my ex wif- 

Cop: JESUS CHRIST!.. grabs phone*

Hippie:....   yeah? 

Cop: .....'^'..use your powers 

Hippie: yyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeettttttttt-

Bree and axel notice a shadow slowly getting bigger*

Both: ...   OH GODD!!!  *Both dodge 

*Giant bubble gum hits the ground*

The blob slowly devours it but devours so much it blows up into pieces*

All 3:    ........  

Axel:...          '^' u guys wanna go to the tree house.

Both bree and mist : '^'..okay

Both leave*  

Guy:...   burns on fire*  AHHHH- 

*Credits*