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Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns
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i never have any idea what you're talking about when you post about that boat show i'd never heard of it before i followed you to be honest i'm still not even sure what it's called so every post you make sounds like "hinkey and gruggins wanna fuck so bad. i know they were yanking each other off sloppy style in the bilge every night." not a criticism or anything i just think it's funny
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dude thank you for your support these two are my favorites
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sometimes u will be the only person fagging it up. sometimes it'll be hard. but u gotta do it. u gotta show all the fags that fagging it up is the way. u must strive to fag it as much as possible. u have a limited time. fag it up and dyke it out
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✦ Bread ✦
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katya for flaunt magazine
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I love animals that are, like, the opposite of cryptids: we know for a fact they exist and have a clear idea of what they look like because we have photographs and individual specimens, but we haven’t the faintest idea where they’re coming from - they just keep showing up out of nowhere, and the locations of their actual population centres are a complete mystery.
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EDDIE & BUCK → 5.14 'Dumb Luck'
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stagnation, 2022.
( cropped. full painting here. )
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moon day equals flowers day #analogphotography
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we used to get prescribed a summer on the seaside. now we just get told to go touch grass. the economy is in shambles
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Thanks for the question, Anon! I had to combine the “10” with the “more than 10” because I ran out of space! Hope it works.
For me I have a lot of health issues and can’t work because of it, and family issues as well, but if it was a perfect world, I would choose two kids. That way they have each other.
-submit your poll!-
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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here
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Losing my mind over the artwork in the leaked DWD pitch
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Chaffinch/bofink. Värmland, Sweden (April 28, 2019).
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