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bookwyrminspiration · 7 months
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If I knew how to draw it would be over for you hoes <- is an artist
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kyriathanatos · 19 days
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hey, you guys wanna see something completely fucked up?
why the FUCK do these match so well. i didnt edit SHIT.
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megnolia-harrison · 2 years
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If you want to know how ridiculous the situation is in the uk 🥴
And that's not even half of it, just the most ridiculous examples
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thankstothe · 9 months
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One liners the sequel
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gaybuckybarnesss · 15 days
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RAINER DAWN Instagram
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orgyporgy · 1 year
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willgrahamscock · 3 months
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So we’re just censoring NORMAL words now because the content is sexual?
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vintagegamebro · 10 months
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sorry for not posting im still computerless and i doubt the shit i post from my phone will retain quality
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fireintheimpala · 21 days
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Paul McCartney talking about his lyrics:
Well John used to do this thing where [5 minute story about John from 50 years ago]. Anyway, this song is just about rolling a joint, ya know.
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existential-labrador · 5 months
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Mobius just trying his fucking hardest to take Loki on a date like Loki we need to stop for refreshments so we can focus on the mission, let’s go to the balloon park, let’s ride this tandem bike which is totally necessary, let’s hold hands and kiss what
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edandstede · 4 months
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stede: hey maybe i can ask the crew if you can stay another night
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hyperfixationstation1 · 5 months
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cheers to the man who sleeps during the end of the world
Grantaire sketch.
Micron 0.2. Derwent HB and 9B
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neocentral · 4 months
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rating: 18+. mdni.
content: noncon, jisung x reader (featuring… jaemin !)
“jisung,” jaemin starts, the teasing lilt making jisung blow air into his cheeks, preparing himself. “are you crying?”
jisung sniffles. he is crying but he isn’t sure why. is it because of the guilt? because the origin of the overwhelming sensation of euphoria beginning in his cock, traveling down his body to his toes, and up to his head, leaving him hot and feeling weightless was coming from something so despicable? or is it simply the feeling itself? that thought is even worse. jisung would have bet everything his owns and ever will own that he loved you unconditionally less than a half hour ago. he would’ve sworn that he was okay with being casted aside by you, that he didn’t need this.
but here he is. with crystal beads trickle down his soaked eyelashes and puffy eyelids, his inflated, ruby-colored cheeks, and quivering pout. still, he shakes his head from side to side. once. twice.
jaemin laughs, his own face flushing as he examines the scene in front of him. a blubbering jisung painted crimson, lean muscles stiff, glossy and sticky all over. you, a similar glistening sheen, trembling hands covering your swollen face.
“jisungie,” jaemin coos, “why are you crying?”
jaemin swipes a hand across jisung’s back. jisung ignores it, a light hiccup leaving his throat, unable to muster enough energy to slap the scathing touch away from him as he finds himself stuck in his head again.
he isn’t being forced. jaemin isn’t holding him down like jisung is hold you. he isn’t pushing on jisung’s hips, making him thrust in and out of you repeatedly. jisung is doing it all himself, actively choosing to keep you beneath him when all he has to do is let go of your arms, slip his cock out of your strained hole, lift his weight from your body, and you’d be free to go.
but he isn’t. he won’t. he can’t.
he still doesn’t know why he’s doing it. at least, he claims he doesn’t. all jisung knows that he won’t be letting up anytime soon.
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hoejangles20 · 9 months
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lionheartedmusings · 4 months
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still can't believe dapper straight up called bad a lesser demon. can't believe immortal demon from the depths of hell (?) eldrich being badboyhalo who is actively refusing his own mortality and winning, got called a pussy by his 8 month old child and fucking left all offended
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lit-in-thy-heart · 10 months
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trying to read all of malory and quickly coming to this conclusion:
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(ID in alt)
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