#tortie tushy

[thewhimsyturtle]

Today was RAMPAGE day! I rampaged for more than 9 hours straight, starting before 8am this morning! I even flipped over my hidey hut mansion from Waffles @wafflesworld! I also cleaned off my plate like a bottomless pit!

I ran over to Mom as soon as she came in the door to GRUMP at her for being gone all day. Mom called my enclosure a "disaster", cleaned and tidied everything for me, and gave me three snacks because I kept begging for more! Mom said no more, so I rampaged even more while Mom ate her dinner!

#RAMPAGE #tortoisebutttuesday #destruction #spring fever #Kirby #tortoise #Russian tortoise #bottomless pit #WHERE ARE MY NOMS #GRUMP #always hungry #tantrum #hangry #FEED ME #destructive troublemaker #ridiculous #tortie butt #tortie bum #tortie tushy #hidey hut #digging #cute #animals

[thewhimsyturtle]

Today is a proud who's-the-boss-of-this-corner-now #TortoiseButtTuesday.

#tortoisebutttuesday #plastic plants war #Kirby loves corners #redecorating #Kirby #tortoise #Russian tortoise #destruction #silly #plastic plants #corner #destructive troublemaker #success #interior design #tortie butt #tortie bum #tortie tushy #cute #animals

[thewhimsyturtle]

Mom's sweater is the best place to hide from the cold that still won't go away!

#tortoisebutttuesday #hiding #go away winter #come faster spring #Kirby #tortoise #Russian tortoise #sweater #tortie butt #tortie bum #tortie tushy #NOPE #staying warm #baby it's cold outside #warm and cozy #snug as a bug #lap tortoise #cuddles #cuddles with Mommy #snuggles #cute #animals

[thewhimsyturtle]

Today is a not-moving-from-my-corner #TortoiseButtTuesday.

#tortoisebutttuesday #NOPE #looking over shoulder #not getting out of bed #Kirby #tortoise #Russian tortoise #tortie tushy #tortie butt #tortie bum #plastic plants #corner #Kirby loves corners #digging #cute #animals

[thewhimsyturtle]

I was home alone all day, so today was an angry #TortoiseButtTuesday refusing to get out of bed even for the completely unacceptable breakfast left out for me!

#tortoisebutttuesday #NOPE #not getting out of bed #drama queen #Kirby #tortoise #Russian tortoise #diva #sleeping #tortie bum #tortie butt #tortie tushy #spoiled #silly #tantrum #home alone #hidey hut #cute #animals

[thewhimsyturtle]

Today is a RAMPAGE #TortoiseButtTuesday: STOMPing on my empty plate didn't summon noms, but surely flipping over my hidey hut and smashing it onto my empty plate will! 🍽😤🐢🍑

#tortoisebutttuesday #rampage #WHERE ARE MY NOMS #destruction #Kirby #tortoise #Russian tortoise #empty plate #plate #food plate #hidey hut #hangry #tortie butt #tortie tushy #cute #animals

[thewhimsyturtle]

It's big, bright, and blue: The Cookie Tortster is back to shellebrate tonight's blue supermoon! (Super blue moon?) A full moon that is the second in a calendar month and that is also when the moon is at its closest point in its orbit around Earth! ✨🔵🌕

Now where are me c🍪🍪kies?! 😤🍪💙🐢

#blue moon #supermoon #Cookie Tortster #Cookie Monster #Kirby #tortoise #Russian tortoise #Sesame Street #Halloween 2020 #Halloween #crochet #crafts #yarn #FEED ME #WHERE ARE MY NOMS #costume #tortie butt #tortie bum #tortie tushy #Halloween is coming #cute #animals

[thewhimsyturtle]

It's a sunny #TortoiseButtTuesday making my plastic plants work for me!

#TortoiseButtTuesday #sunny #plastic plants #King Kirby #nap time #Kirby #tortoise #Russian tortoise #tortie butt #tortie bum #tortie tushy #nap #any time is nap time #cute #animals

[thewhimsyturtle]

NOPE.

#NOPE #not getting out of bed #hidey hut #sleeping #Kirby #tortoise #Russian tortoise #tortie butt #tortie bum #tortie tushy #cute #animals

[thewhimsyturtle]

Today was the GRUMPiest Friday ever!  Mom tried giving me snacks and skritches, but all I wanted to do was GRUMP and sleep in my corner in the sun!

#GRUMP #NOPE #HARUMPH #sleeping #Kirby loves corners #Kirby #tortoise #Russian tortoise #hidey hut #Friday #corner #sunny #sunning #tortie butt #tortie bum #tortie tushy #cute #animals

[thewhimsyturtle]

Today was the worst Friday ever:  I was left home alone from before I even woke up until after midnight!?  And not a single dandie was left on my plate!?  I threw all my greens out of my plate in protest, but there was no one to even see my protest!  I was so upset I STOMPed back to bed and went back to sleep!

#tantrum #WHERE ARE MY NOMS #DO NOT WANT #picky #Kirby #tortoise #Russian tortoise #GRUMP #HOW DARE YOU #tortie butt #tortie bum #tortie tushy #silly #spoiled #cute #animals

[thewhimsyturtle]

It’s Tall Tuesday and #TortoiseButtTuesday:  Standing tall and showing off my behind at the same time!

Me, stuck?  Definitely not!  But you’re still going to help me get out of here, right?

#Tall Tuesday #tortoisebutttuesday #climbing #stuck #Kirby #tortoise #Russian tortoise #standing tall #hidey hut #tortie butt #tortie bum #tortie tushy #water dish #looking over shoulder #cute #animals

[thewhimsyturtle]

Happy Great Outdoors #TortoiseButtTuesday!  ☀️🐢🍑  Yesterday was the first day of spring, and today was warm and sunny enough for me to STOMP all over outside!  Spring is finally in the air!  🎊🌱

(Spoiler alert:  That bright yellow object I spied up ahead was not a giant dandie!?  🌼😤)

#tortoisebutttuesday #the Great Outdoors #patio #STOMP #Kirby the Explorer #spring is here #sunny #Kirby #tortoise #Russian tortoise #outside #tortie butt #tortie bum #tortie tushy #exploring #cute #animals

[thewhimsyturtle]

Rainy #TortoiseButtTuesday in my log.

#rainy day #NOPE #tortoisebutttuesday #hiding #Kirby #tortoise #Russian tortoise #tortie butt #tortie bum #not getting out of bed #log #tortie tushy #cute #animals

[thewhimsyturtle]

Yesterday, Mom said I would get a bath after my post-breakfast nap, so I never got up from my post-breakfast nap!  I slept all day today, too, and once again I successfully avoided an awful bath!

I was sneaky today:  Mom kept waiting for me to get up, but I slept in until 2:30pm, when Mom was distracted.  I completely cleared off all the noms on my plate (even the crumbs!), and scurried back to bed before Mom noticed.  Mom didn’t even get to see my face at all today!

Next step:  Evade bath time for a third day tomorrow!

#sneaky #sleeping #NOPE #Mondays #Kirby #tortoise #Russian tortoise #hidey hut #tortie butt #tortie bum #tortie tushy #ridiculous #not getting out of bed #cute #animals

[thewhimsyturtle]

Today was the most traumatic day of my life:  I got completely drenched by a thunderstorm!?  ⛈🐢😱😱

As you may remember, I HATE rain!  I have only ever been rained on twice before, and both of those times, Mom rescued me after just a few drops.  But even then, Mom has never seen me as angry as when rain dared to fall on me!  😡

Today’s weather forecast didn’t include any rain, so Mom put me outside in my Aivituvin Wooden Tortoise House right after breakfast.  After lunch, a small thunderstorm came out of nowhere, so short that it was almost over before Mom could grab her shoes and I didn’t get wet at all in a corner.  Grandmom put an umbrella over my enclosure for the last few minutes of that first thunderstorm and confirmed that the weather forecast said no more thunderstorms for the day.  ☔️

But then a few hours later, another, bigger thunderstorm pelted down—and blew away my umbrella!  🌬😱  By the time Mom and Grandmom noticed, my enclosure was filled with puddles, and I was soaked head to tail and frozen in shock in a corner.  It took all my energy to crawl out of the puddles onto my food rock.  Mom rescued me as fast as she could, but I was so traumatized that I sat frozen in a corner even after Mom brought me inside.  How DARE so much rain fall on me?!?  😱

Eventually, I recovered enough for a special lettuce bum treat and fresh escarole and collard greens.  But I was still so upset that I went straight to bed after my noms!  🛌😫🐢

Mom says I have now proven that I don’t even have zero survival skills.  She says I have negative survival skills.  🙈

#rain #summer thunderstorm #NOPE #zero survival skills #Kirby #ridiculous #angry #HOW DARE YOU #tortoise #Russian tortoise #hidey hut #tortie butt #tortie tushy #tortie bum #cute #animals