#WHERE ARE MY NOMS

[thewhimsyturtle]

🎃  Happy Halloween from the GRUMPiest, STOMPiest, and CHOMPiest Kirby!  ૮(｡•̀ - •́｡)ა 💖😤🎃

Did you know @nintendo Kirby is my namesake? Mom named me after her favorite video game character because we both are round and eat everything! 😋 (And adorable, of course!)

💖⁂ * ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა ⁑ *💖 #KirbyTort

#Halloween #Kirby #Nintendo #video games #crochet #tortoise #Russian tortoise #crafts #yarn #Halloween 2023 #costume #GRUMP #Nintendo Kirby #Kirby tort #RAWR #WHERE ARE MY NOMS #blep #tongue #pirate #cute #animals

[icantalk710]

🍳🎤

#ore no kao #nice brunch--once i got past some allergy concerns with my steak/eggs at this asian fusion spot--leading to fun karaoke hehe #first song was Handsome by The Vaccines for self indulgence before i see them tmrw 😌 #then Stolen Dance from Milky Chance was fun #Semi-Charmed Life from Third Eye Blind went over well lol #and of course when a friend went with the Pokémon Theme i ha #*had to him 'em with the ol' Rica Matsumoto Aim to be a Pokémon Master for the Japanese side 💁🏽‍♂️ #would've done Butterfly for Digimon if we had time lol #[or Dreamers from 2020] #oscars party with friends after where i didnt know 95% of the noms haha #fun sunday but no time to sleep in for work tmrw 😭😩😴

[solovelyanddry]

Imagine watching an adaptation of The Yellow Wallpaper where the husband was proven to be correct in his treatment of the narrator and you will begin to understand my problems with Poor Things (2023) as an adaptation (and, frankly, as a film).

#it's not even that i thought the book was that great! #but leaving out the part where “bella” has her say about how the previous 3/4 of the story was a silly sexist fairy tale #told by her loser husband is very weird! #the noms for best adapted screenplay and ruffalo are bad enough but the costumes literally hurt the storytelling in the film! #honesty the only nomination that it really deserved would have been dafoe (i would trade stone for robbie in best actress in a heartbeat) #this film is my whale in that i want to kill it with harpoons and also in the sense that the whale (2022) was also terrible #anti poor things #< if you're only following for saltburn or other content and you liked poor things go ahead and block that tag #i can't guarantee this will be the last rant i do about this film

[bluehairperson]

Can someone help him.

#still don't know what went wrong with my brain from going to pain in the ass jerk to beebee booboo baby but yeah #sir how does it feel to be tiny? how does it feel to be baby? #as my friends always say: ma dove vai che sei piccolo #where are you going that you're tiny #ti prendo e ti mangio om nom #the arcana #consul valerius #my art

[x-pair-o-dice-x]

REQUESTING NOMS WITH TOMMY AND WILBUR PLEASE?????

Much love -Cat

warning for soft/safe vore under the cut! click with caution,,,

looks like a little tiny tommy got caught up in some of wilbur's antics, much to his annoyance,,, ckdnsksnsjd. at least wilbur seems to be enjoying it!

#asks #mcyt gt #mcyt g/t #my art #vore tw #tiny!tommy #giant!wilbur #been a hot second since i drew some noms! #really happy with this!! #apologies for the wait; took an hour-long break bc my ipad was dying;; fkdndkdjdk #then it took me two and a half hours to draw this #i told myself i wouldn't put mush effort into this one so i wouldn't stay up too late drawing requests #*much #and then i proceeded to put in All of the effort #i am an unwilling victim of the 'go big or go home' motto. #sometimes i don't wanna go big. sometimes i just wanna go home. #anyway– hope you like it; cat!!! #realllllly love how i rendered the glasses #i like making gray-scale art where only the eyes are colored;; to make them pop out more #wilbur's already got black eyes w/out much color; tho;; so. i opted to use color for the glasses instead;; djdndkndkd #and tommy's eyes are closed so i couldn't color them in;; fjnfkdndkd #also ngl i was kinda making up the designs as i drew;; fkfndkdjdk #i mean tommy's basically the usual borrower design i give him #+ a basic ctommy outfit #but when i started drawing wil all i knew is that i wanted the funky glasses; and i just threw on the revivedbur outfit alongside it #and then i was about to give him normal ears; or maybe some longer tipped ones #but then i thought. 'what if. ~feathers~.' #so yeah that was my thought process if anyone was curious #virtual cookie for anyone who read this far down -> 🍪

[cookie-nom-nom]

oh nooo ep 35 utterly rekindled my Emberose flame. Anyway it works so well as a messy polycule, just really adds this extra layer to the dynamic. These boys have no communication! Half their mental health tips to each other is suppression! Such a fantastic ‘it’s Complicated’ ship. Emerich is so clearly desperate for approval. He wants to be appreciated and shows how much he cares by his inventions. But that often means he withdraws from them to work on a project. It’s a gift, he’s doing it for them, but he also just gets sucked in. And then there’s the periods where nobody sees him for days, locked in his workroom. And eventually Beef busts down the door and finds a sleep deprived mess ignoring hunger and injuries and exhaustion because he wants to get this project right for them. Because that is how he shows he cares. Fumbling, awkward words of affection too of course, he’s blunt on it albeit often coming off strange. He seems pretty free with hugs, occasionally a kiss if he remembers, though obviously he’s some type of ace. But for the most part Emerich goes for dragging his special interest to them and excitedly showing it off. He’ll ramble about other things that catch his interest too, old sports movies, SciFi tiktoks of water skiing feats, but mostly it’s the inventions he designs specifically with his partners in mind. It’s his way of showing love, and hoping to be given gratitude and acknowledgment in return. Emerich calls them partners in that vague way where nobody can tell if he means in the romantic or professional sense. Montrose calls them associates though. Not even friends. He’ll retain his air of smug separation no matter what, refusing to ever close the emotional distance, like he doesn’t quite give weight to the other’s feelings. He flirts, sure, often even. But it’s almost in that way bards do, pure dripping charisma, where you can’t tell how genuine it is. Emerich doesn’t clock it half the time, but when he does turns pink and tries to flirt back disastrously. Which is why Montrose does it; because it’s amusing. Beef tends to reciprocate in a more grounded, genuine way, but sometimes he’s just irked by how insincere it comes off. Random bursts of short arguments aren’t uncommon given the different ways they define their relationship. Because the mask never comes off even when they’re literally making out. Maybe it can’t. Montrose is eight layers of act so deep not he even knows his true self. But he does care, even if he refuses to acknowledge it. He tells himself his worry is pure pragmatism since they’re his associates. Frankly none of us know what’s going on in his head, but at the very least he doesn’t seem to treat reality as anything more than a game or a roleplay. Montrose maintains that suave detachment, acting like it’s a one night stand even though they’ve been living together for years.

Beef doesn’t. He makes his affections clear, upfront. Not that he’s the only one who’s willing to be emotionally vulnerable; Beef clearly has trust issues and suppresses his trauma. But simultaneously, he’s upfront with the fact he thinks they’re in a relationship. He cares openly and deeply. They’re both so reckless in a way that drives Beef insane with worry. Montrose just throws himself into risky situations, and Emerich never takes care of himself. And Beef wants to take that hit for them, his first instinct is to protect, and so often he feels guilty. Which he suppresses. And frankly he’s irritated by it, that they’re putting themselves and him through that pain. He’s tired of having to carry Emerich to their bed just to wake in the middle of the night and find him gone, the glow of the workstation seeping beneath the door. He’s tired of Montrose never dropping his literal or metaphorical mask, never admitting if he really cares or not, catching his hand whenever Beef tries to gently peel away the mask and force them to be truly face to face. Beef is the emotional glue that holds it all together and it’s exhausting sometimes. He wants to be clear in his affections and intentions, but Montrose refuses to admit anything and Emerich keeps withdrawing. He wants to call them his significant others but feels like he can’t because of how the other two treat the relationship. 

It’s just…complicated

#Huh this is a weird one for me #I’ve never like actively shipped something before #Besides the blatantly obvious/shoved in my face #Anyway it just really makes their dynamic pop #Also how the hell am I unearthing intense character drama from podcast where shrek is batman #??? #emberose #beeftrose #Embeef #Taz #the adventure zone #taz steeplechase #steeplechase #emerich dreadway #montrose pretty #beef punchley #something to nom on

[nomiyakazehaya]

random au idea where megatron is a walking wasteland (literally based on that same trope) because of his antimatter

what's the reasoning behind this au? solely an excuse to see a horrendously depressed, melancholic, and sad despairing megatron who's a victim of her own circumstances. that, and some musical brainworms but we don't talk about the brainworms i just love the idea of such a sweet and gentle megatron progressively growing so solemn and despondent, and actively having to avoid people and isolating herself or even going as far as self imprisonment so much as to not bring harm to others

#⋘ 『 ─ noms' chatter log; 』 ⋙ #megatron #also very loosely based off of furi #amazing game btw #inFURIatingly difficult but fun :) #where did the antimatter come from? #idk i didn't think that far #no particular continuity either despite the obvious idw antimatter inspiration #now that i think about it sg megs could actually fit here really well too tho... #i'm highkey just talking out of my ass after listening to furi ost and getting the brainworms from it #i just really needed to jot this down somewhere #i should do it more tbh but i'm abysmally shy with sharing my dumb ideas :( #i realize the more i write these the more i find out i REALLY have a thing for decadence/the beauty of corruption...

[nomsfaultau]

Bro I just started reading your fic like three days ago and I’m already on chapter 14 BUT BRO THIS SHITS CRAZY ITS SO FUCKING GOOD YOUR TECHNO CHARACTERIZATION IS MAGNIFICENT

I love how everyone is trauma trauma mental health disaster angst and then Techno “voices in he head” Blade is out chilling with his inner demons. The Foundation tried to get to him and he was like ‘bruh thanks for the offer but I’m good’

He’s so wonderfully comfortable with himself and his flaws. Well I mean he’s an awkward dork, but still. Of course he’s downplaying his own trauma since that’s how he rolls, but overall he’s having an alright time while causing huge problems for everyone else lol

Shows up 150k words late to the fic in the middle of a disaster with a potato smoothie:

“Hullo did I miss anything?”

#Though. Oh boy. Next arc he starts getting more focus and it’s so much fun #Ngl the way The Blade’s and Tubbos’ philosophies will start influencing one another is one of my favorite parts of Fault #And the blood god #Ohhhh the blood god #There’s so much to him even if The Blade tries to reduce him to a bog standard ‘evil OP side’ #Unfortunately The Blade has to do a lot of character development before we get there and man is a tad set in his ways #(Cough cough like Tubbo. Foils) #Oops started writing a c!techno analysis in the tags so I’m just going to stop it here #ask #Oh wait I just checked where 14 is #He’s still only haunting the narrative lol #Man I really did take 16 chapters to fully introduce sbi into an sbi fic huh #Now that’s what I call slow burn #Hope this didn’t spoil anything #technoblade #scp technoblade #fault memes pog #fault au #sbi scp au #something to nom on

[coffeeandcalligraphy]

okay slay rachel gets surprise nominated for an award the day before her bday (read the story!) excerpt below!

He was complaining about my cooking again. That night’s dish: uncooked pasta covered in peas and feta cheese. Crunchy, I thought. Good use of food groups. I served it all in the brick-red earthenware he’d bought me the summer before, watched as he spooned some up. Four peas and a rigatoni fell, miserably, back into the bowl. He chewed. He swallowed. He said, My mother thinks I can do better. I nearly threw the bowl at him.

#tw food #this is the second time this story has been nommed for something like OKAYYY!!!! #can't remember if I shared it on here?? ANYWAY it's one of my faves <3 #this story came from the depths of my mind where I conjure up the weirdest but most compelling food combos in the entire world #(this was in 2021 and I was HUNGRRYYYYY after a long day and was heating up food in the microwave when this idea came to me) #(WHICH is actually NOT the first time that has happened to me?? I need to heat up food in the microwave more)

[thewhimsyturtle]

The Tortured Torts Department: Every tortoise GRUMPs if they're made to wait. 🪶🕯🕰🍽😤🐢

🤍 @taylorswift @taylornation 🤍

#TS TTPD #The Tortured Poets Department #Taylor Swift #TS11 #Kirby #tortoise #Russian tortoise #GRUMP #WHERE ARE MY NOMS #empty plate #hangry #music #The Prophecy #cute #animals

[puppyeared]

Misc doodles :o)

#cracka his head like an egg lol #finished the Saiyan saga and now we’re working on the frieza saga :o) on the episode where vegeta gets a dragon ball #it’s very funny watching king Kai getting them to tell him a joke the fucking DELIVERY HSHDHFB #YOU CAN TUNE A PIANO… BUT YOU CANT TUNE A FIIIIIISH #also piccolo taking care of Gohan and gohan looking up to him makes me sob.. YOU ARE MY DAAAAD YOURE MY DAD BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE #thank u again bow for the snacks. nomnomhhnum nom #they r always on my mind <3 they pick up habits from each other #lmk what kind of habits Anton has if he has any lol. I really like drawing em they’re my little meow meows #myart #my art #doodles #my oc #friend oc #Augusta #Anton #dragon ball #dragon ball z #dbz #gohan #dbz piccolo #I like bulmas voice actor she does a good job but I’m not really a fan of Bulma? it’s cool she can do tech stuff though #starshadow #EDIT: NO WAIT I MEANT NAMEK SAGA WE'RE STILL WORKING ON THE NAMEK SAGA #WE STILL HAVE TO GET THROUGH GINYU AND THEN FRIEZA #sillies family

[meownotgood]

"Aki's Crepe"

I think it's cute that they always pair aki with oreo / cookies & cream flavor, I think it suits him. also I like the topknot pocky stick lol

#help I love this collab #I really really want some merch of aki in this art #where he's riding the carousel lol #it's sooooo cute #there's a jumbo pillow / plush of him with this art and I want it badly #but I haven't seen any listings for it yet #and when I do see one the price will probably be insane #aaaarrgghh I'll keep my eyes peeled #I'm willing to overpay since I really want it #anyway yes.... look #I'm gonna devour this om nom nom nom nom #aki <3

[mushroom-for-art]

A gift for @cinnatwo, hope you like!

Pit pony Ponyta and Rapidash! These Ponyta are sooty to the touch slightly greyer than standard Galarian Ponyta and a bit longer in the limbs, they spend their days living in mines and caves looking for coal and gemstones, their hooves leave dark prints so they're very easy to find and they dirty trainers homes. It is said to touch one of these Ponyta horns is bad luck as the coal with mark your hand and your bad luck will remain until the mark fades. These guys are rambunctious and incredibly playful if having a slightly wicked side known to play a bit too roughly with other pokemon due to their dark type

When these Ponyta evolve the soot dusting and patterns becomes golden with their fur changing to become brighter and cleaner. Their horn and hooves have turned into diamond due to the intense heat and pressures from living within these coal mines taking on fantastical colors, however it is said to take one of these horns will bring a deadly curse upon your home. Despite their shimmering glistening appearance these Rapidash still prefer to live deep inside their caves and still have dark type personalities, within their maws are rather sharp teeth and they can take direct eye contact as a sign of aggression, it's best not to look directly at them and to never run from them, it'll only attract their attention. A beautiful but extremely dangerous creature indeed, they're incredibly hard to befriend and even harder to train.

I found out I had an invert color filter so obviously I played with it and wanted to share these because I thought they were incredibly cool

#my art #pokemon #Ponyta variant #Rapidash variant #Pit pony Ponyta and Rapidash #Pit pony inspiration #I also took inspiration from carousel ponys for Rapidashs mane #Tho idk if its obvious I did Google them lmao #Fairy type because I say so but also because fairy dust comes from mines lmao l #And dark type cause live where its dark #Original was gonna be a galarian ponyta sableye fusion but I ended up making these guys instead #But the original sableye influence stays with the gemstones around the eyes and the golden hooves #'why are their eyes bejazzled?' because they are lmao I thought it looked cool and helped differentiate more #Plus helps sell the they look for gemstones thing they nom nom and it shows around their eyes plus it probably helps for identification #I just like really pretty pony that's actually dark type and would probably maul you with sharp teeth or stomp u with diamond hooves #As a treat #And yes that is a the last unicorn reference lmao l

[curiosityjams]

not even gonna throw my hat into the barbie (2023) discourse because at this point, everyone has said what i wanted to say and more eloquently at that. (my feelings on that movie are very well known to anyone that's followed me for some time now btw) HOWEVER, i can't believe you can point out that greta gerwig is THE first filmmaker ever to ever get their first 3 films (solo directorial efforts to be more exact) nommed for best picture and that it's a record that 2 of the nominees in best director haven't achieved (for ref: scorsese didn't get a best picture nom til raging bull while nolan didn't score a bp nom til inception. funny enough, tdk was a HUGE part of the reason why the academy decided to expand the number of slots in bp from 5 to 10.) and you have ppl in the youtube comments accusing you of belittiling their accomplishments to lift greta up all bc you stated a damn FACT. youtube, like twitter, has the same exact kind of "oh so you like pancakes?? then you must HATE waffles" energy that i find insufferable, sdhfjkgjh.

#i also want to like #preface this by saying that i LOVED the movie like loved it to the point where i have 3 diff kinds of barbie merch #LOVED margot's performance and imo this movie wouldn't have worked as well as it did had it not been for greta #however i do think the reaction to their snubs was/is incredibly blown out of proportion considering that margot got a nom as a producer of #the movie while greta got a screenplay nom along w/ noah baumbach #and tbf given that best actress is an emma vs lily race at this point i'm not too shocked margot decided to push more for producer instead #esp since most of her campaign has been related more to her work as a producer on the film than her acting recently #anyway i need ppl on youtube to stop misinterpreting my comments!!! i mainly pointed that bit abt greta out not only bc its MASSIVE esp #when you consider it's a record that two of THE most well known filmmakers of all time havent been able to achieve #but also to point out how like ridiculous this whole discourse has been sdghfjghjkerjth #anyway im logging off for the night hope everyone is having a good one <3 #be quiet drea

[x-pair-o-dice-x]

eyyy, guess who’s been writing something for the first time in a while !!!

#sorry for not being too active here;; been trying to focus on writing stuff for my main #and. failing #but i had inspiration last night and ended up writing like 3k words #don’t know if i’ll have the motivation to continue it today but !!!! fingers crossed #i promise i’ll try;; dkdbkdbd #btw. to no one’s surprise it’s a peer pressure duo fic;; dkdnldndkd #honestly even if i don’t end up writing any more; where i left it off is actually pretty decent #still;; want to add more to it;;;; #‘m cold + touchstarved rn; so i wanna add some noms to it;; dkbdkdndj

[cookie-nom-nom]

me: *having a great morning*

wtnv: we have a new episode for you :)

me: oh boy I love new episodes what’s it called?

wtnv: :))))))

me: *is no longer having a great morning*

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #Nooooo whyyyyyyyyyyy #I haven’t listened yet I don’t have time #But I immediately texted my mom and she freaked out #wtnv spoilers #wtnv #welcome to night vale #carlos the scientist #precious carlos #With perfect hair and teeth like a military cemetary #Because that’s where he rests now #something to nom on