#lettuce speak

[hellsfanatic]

tom buchanan the kinda guy to say you could be rich if you just didn’t spend that $6 a day on coffee

#the great gatsby #tom buchanan #lettuce speak

[insertcoolnameherethanks]

My mother has decided she does not like Psych because Spencer is "too arrogant and lies".

My mother has also decided she likes House because House "while arrogant, tells the truth"

#So basically how honest is the character is a determining factor in if she likes them #Need to find the most honest character possible who also is just a lil gremlin a lil evil boy a lil criminal #Psych #Shawn Spencer #House MD #Gregory House #Also like this is my first time watching House so I cannot say his behavior in later seasons we are only in season 1 #LIKE MOTHER HE IS POPPING PILLS AND YOU'RE CHILL WITH THAT BUT LYING GETS YOU LMAOOOO #I wonder if I decided to do the 'devils lettuce' if she'd even care as long as I was honest....lmaooooo #Hello I'm speaking here

[todayisafridaynight]

microbe zhao makes me giggle so much, why are you so tiny for idiot...i could pin him like a butterfly in a shadow box

mad uncool....

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku 7 #yakuza series #yakuza 7 #yakuza like a dragon #tianyou zhao #snap sketches #keep him above the fireplace and give him fries once a in a while #god speaking of fries i got these fries from my fave place but i always forget how big ameican portions are #so i also got a quesadilla and im gonna throw up.. at least i hve fod for the week but i want LETTUCE

[lordfreg]

i had a chicjen sammy for lunch

i tried to recreate the feeling

#freg speaks #fregart #memes #meme #chicken sandwich #there was no lettuce but i wish there was #i want another one #I’m…. so hungry #i want a chicken sandwich #i want some gravy too #I’m mostly rambling to avoid my crippling loneliness #maybe I should not have done this #but you can draw your own character over this #too many tags? #i don’t care

[bass-alien]

I’m sorry but as above so below is lowkey funny as fuck lmaooo

#might be the devils lettuce speaking #but it’s true lmao

[4izawas]

being fat and having a lettuce allergy is literally So Fucking Funny to me u guys don’t even understand

#AND BEING AMERICAN ON TOP OF IT #FAT AMERICAN ALLERGIC TO LETTUCE #it makes me laugh fr #cas speaks !! #rem is typing ..!

[hopefulyellowlamp]

i regret ever trying to socialize why did i say that thats so stupid i was just trying to be myself but it backfired ugh anguish and pain and suffering never speaking again locking my door and hammering planks across the windows as i type

#lamp speaks #lamp vents #kinda i dont feel that bad truly i just said one weird thing under the influence of the devils lettuce #honestly idk if my 'save' made it worse or not #10 notes and ill reveal what i said to the humiliation of me and maybe amusement but more likely second hand embarassment of my mutuals

[six-of-cringe]

dream blunt rotation: nina, jesper, inej

NIGHTMARE blunt rotation: kaz, wylan, matthias

the weed dealer: kuwei

#these takes are ?? and to top it off i know nothing about weed #this post whether accurate or not has been stuck in my head #BUT kaz would Not Change His Behavior. he'd act exactly the same #it gives wylan a panic attack and matthias is too fucked up to even speak. he's just in awe and fear of the world around him #the other guys can actually hold stimulating conversation #not that matthias or inej would canonically engage in the devils lettuce #six of crows #soc #soc shitposts #soc memes #nina zenik #jesper fahey #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #wylan van eck #matthias helvar #drug mention #weed mention

[adrawatcher]

Found Ryou's missing arm buckles!!

#ryou shirogane #tokyo mew mew #lettuce midorikawa #i speak because i can #lol

[hellsfanatic]

chat am i cooked (act thursday and i haven’t even glimpsed at any study material)

#lettuce speak

[fate-defiant]

Let's see the unfathomable chaos that is Autor/Femio for the ship ask

they strike me as the kind of duo that could have an entire conversation thats nothing but misunderstandings

#answer #diathadevil #they both think they can do better than each other but they keep dating so who's the real clown here. both of them they both are #i think they;re more fascinated with eachother than anything. they wanna study the other like a bug #they wanna feed the other lettuce. like a turtle in a terrarium #neither of them knows how to date like a normal person but it works for them #all they know abt romance is something something gift flowers something something poetry? #author tried to accompany one of femio's more abstract performance ideas on the piano once and its so awkward #neither of them speak of it again #i could perhaps go on #idk #im eepy #femio #author #femtor

[akkivee]

a good burger and fries for the birthday boy!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!💛💛💛💛💛💛

#this is vee speaking #i wanted to add more ingredients to the burger like lettuce and bacon but my family used those ingredients for their 4th of july meal #and that’s kinda cowabummer but oh well i still got egg and caramelised onion lol #becAUSE WE TRYNA BE FANCY FOR THIS BROKE BOY HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICE HERES THE MEAL YOU ASKED FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #PLS CHERISH THE CLOTHES RAMUDA MADE FOR YOU AND DONT TRY TO PAWN THEM OFF INSTANTLY LMAO #GENCHA WAS KINDA BTCHING AT YOU FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY SO I SAY EAT OUT THE ENTIRE RESTAURANT ON HIS DIME LMAO #I HOPE YOU GET BIG WINS LATER ON LOL AND CAN SLEEP IN A COZY BED TONIGHT #AND IF NOT RIOS ARMS ARE VIABLE— #HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN DAISU 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛 #💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛 #vee is arting

[nya-namins]

{I want to see Ichigo smile.} {Especially since my life has changed since meeting her.} {I'm even getting along better with people at school.} {Little by little, I've started to have more confidence.}

#lets go lesbians #retasu has shown far more interest in ichigo than shirogane lmao #i do love pietasu but it makes more sense for her to be in love with ichigo canonically speaking #but yeah ryou//tasu who? #anisource #dailyanime #graphics-net #shoujo-net #animangaladies #tmmedit #useraslaanjade #tokyo mew mew #tokyo mew mew new #tmm #mew mew power #mew lettuce #retasu midorikawa #midorikawa retasu #*gif

[jvnifm]

{ CLOVER, 21, CST, SHE/THEY } —— welcome to infinite entertainment! it's JUNIPER 'JUNI' KIM, who is the MAIN VOCAL of ESTELLA. i’ve heard whispers that the TWENTY-TWO year old is pretty IDEALISTIC but lowkey SUPERFICIAL. also, doesn’t she remind you of JEON SOMI?

hello !! my name is clover ( she/they, cst ) & i am the mun of juniper 'juni' kim !! under the cut i have a brief history and a personality description as well as a few plot ideas for miss juni !! please give this a like if you'd like to plot with juniper, i promise she's not as superficial as she might seem ( kinda lol )

pinterest board !!

THE SPARKNOTES

juniper yewon kim was born in san francisco, california, usa on june 16th of 2001 (making her a gemini sun with an aries moon and a virgo rising) to two loving parents as well as an older brother and an older sister.

her parents were very much modern day (at the time) hippies, teaching their kids about love and acceptance from the day they were born.

juniper was a generally happy and bubbly child known to her family and friends for her adoration of music. from a young age, her parents joked that she'd one day be famous.

school was especially challenging for her, throughout her childhood she'd get in trouble for not turning in homework or talking during class. she was eventually diagnosed with attention deficit disorder.

this diagnosis lead to her being put in classes that provided extra help to kids with learning disabilities, this caused her to feel insecure about her level of intelligence even at the age of nine years old.

with her doubt in her intelligence, she began to embrace her love for music and asked to be put in singing lessons. her parents being the people they were signed her up before she could even finish her question.

it soon became clear she had a natural talent for not only singing, but performing. when she was focused on music and performing she didn't have to worry about people questioning how smart she was.

her junior year of high school she went on a trip to south korea to visit her extended family. one day, she went out shopping and got scouted by infinite.

her parents, despite their support up to this point, were very hesitant about juniper taking this opportunity. they didn't feel comfortable with juniper leaving everything behind to go do something that could possibly never pan out.

however, they caved after seeing how badly juniper wanted to give it a try. while training, she lived with her grandma who helped her become more fluent in korean.

after four years of training, juniper made her debut as the main vocalist ( and baby ) of estella !!

THE BAD BITCH HERSELF

juniper is very easygoing, always choosing to see the best in people and is never one to rock the boat.

she's been pretty popular with her peers her whole life, always having a solid group of friends around her.

definitely more intelligent than she thinks she is, sometimes she'll subconsciously act dumb as a self fulfilling prophecy of others thinking she's not the brightest star in the sky.

juniper is an independent thinker and is very opinionated despite her rarely voicing these opinions.

she is confident in who she is and her interests, she's very into the occult and all things relating to the paranormal or horror. ask her about her opinion on any horror movie and she'll give you a 352 slide powerpoint about what the film does well and what it lacks.

she's generally competitive and finds good fun in competition until she starts losing. then all hell breaks loose.

circling back to her never rocking the boat, this includes problems she has with people. she'll often go to others to vent or rant which is often interpreted as her being two faced and superficial. she knows this and doesn't really care. if you don't like it, that's your problem. not hers.

she HATES routine, this is one of her least favorite things about being an idol. she prefers to have freedom and do what she wishes as she pleases. she usually just wants to stay home and watch all of the saw movies in a row in a dark room.

she's a very jealous person when it comes to relationships ( platonic and romantic ) and will often do things to hurt her own feelings.

she's extremely animated in how she talks, people usually either love this or hate this about her. it's a 50/50 thing.

juniper is a drama queen in every sense of the word ( i know it's two but that's not the point ) and will exaggerate most stories just to make them more interesting.

juniper is the type of person to tell someone white lies to spare their feelings, she sees this as the kind thing to do which in most cases isn't the right thing to do.

CONNECT WITH THE BAD BITCH

BABY SQUAD!! a group of people who are around her age who she hangs out with.

a gossip buddy, ideally someone as dramatic as she is to match the energy.

perhaps opposite personality friends?? "someone will die." "of fun!" kind of thing

maybe an ex best friend who still shares a bunch of mutual friends w her so they have to be civil with each other.

ride or die!!! please

someone who loves horror movies and will watch them with her for hours!!

on the other hand, someone who hates horror movies but somehow always gets talked into watching them with her.

#infinite:intro #helloooo everyone! #sorry if theres any mistakes #i may have consumed some of the devils lettuce #making her pinterest as we speak

[thin-man-abridged]

For the ask game, if you’re still doing it, number one? (Burger king foot lettuce)

1. What would completely break your character?

A raspy, hollow chuckle crackles in the air, though the man's mouth does not move. It cuts short as he sits up in his chair to answer.

"Am I not already completely broken?"

He shadows his eyes with the brim of his hat before answering the query in a more elaborate way,

"I suppose if the tower should die, I would not survive it. I do not sleep, I do not eat. I sit, I wait. And the tower keeps me alive so I can have my revenge, and fix my mistake."

His hands idle into fists in his lap as he looks up, expecting to see some sign that what he's doing is right, and seeing nothing but the dimly lit ceiling above him, as usual. He shakes his head slightly and looks back down.

"The loop will never end, but if it did, both the tower and I... Would be completely broken."

#randybutternubber #little nightmares #little nightmares 2 #little nightmares roleplay #thin man #thin man speaks #written response #ask meme #[ooc] Number Fifteen; Burger King Foot Lettuce. The Last Thing You Want On Your Burger King Burger Is Someone Else's Foot Fungus

[they-bite]

don't let those tumblr tutorials fool you into thinking anyone who never left here knows how this site works

#they speak #there's like 5 functions i've turned off or on just since the lettuce that will probably succeed elon musk started rotting