#my dick is on the floor

[ms0milk]

nanami kento, you will know no rest until i’m dead in the ground

#my dick is on the floor #my face is up his ass #muzzle me #put me down #take the shot #calling a cab and tossing him over my shoulder #nothing for us in shibuya let’s kick da bricks princess #happy nanami day #jjk #nanami

[arsenicflame]

izzy getting adopted by them is EVERYTHING to me. fuck you youre part of our found family now, whether you like it or not. we have claimed you.

bonus: the way jim defends him here. theyre So mad:

#i didn't include it but the way they slide immediately into talking about how the revenge was GOOD #its like theyre implying. izzy was a part of that good for them #idk idk. feeling my izzy hands should not have to change to be loved agenda in this chillis tonight #it is very clear here that izzy is still izzy. he hasn't fundamentally changed. hes still a dick. hes still himself. #but. his actions are reframed. hes looking out for the crew #hes a dick. but he protects us. hes a dick but he teaches us what we need to know. hes a dick but that doesn't mean we don't love him #screaming crying rolling on the floor #i need him to be loved so bad!!!! i need them to stick up for him!!!! i need izzy to be treated Right!!!!!!! #nyxtalks #ofmd #ofmd s2 spoilers #jim jimenez #izzy hands #israel hands

[super-marvel-dc]

Dick: *Looking out of the kitchen window* geez- what the hell?!

Dick: Jason, why is Y/N tied to a tree?!

Jason: I put them in time out.

Dick: Why?

Jason: Because, when we went to McDonald's earlier some kid threw his french fries on the floor and his dad told him if he did it again he was going to spank him...

Jason: Y/N threw their fries on the floor...

Dick: ...

Damian, walking into the kitchen: Why is Y/N tied to a tree?

Jason, and Dick: They're in time out.

#bad y/n! how dare you? *throws my fries on the floor too* have you no shame?! #hehehe #please someone take my phone away from me #i have a cold and need sleep... #my mind is horrible right now... i love it! #jason todd x reader #jason todd x y/n #jason todd x you #jason todd #red hood x reader #red hood x y/n #red hood x you #red hood #dick grayson #nightwing #damian wayne #robin #incorrect dc quotes #dc incorrect quotes #dc #dcue

[fanaticalthings]

I know Wayne Manor probably looks as normal as possible to avoid visitors suspecting the family's past time activities..

but also I highly doubt Bruce was able to avoid making some obscure changes to the Manor just based on the fact that his children are fucking feral.

Some of the windows are either boarded up, or have cages on them from the inside, and to an onlooker, they'll probably think "Oh those poor kids, being caged inside like animals, unable to get fresh air. I always knew that Wayne guy was sketchy. "

but it's literally just because his kids won't stop launching themselves head-first out of the windows whenever Bruce is mid lecture. doesn't matter if they're on the 4th floor.

sometimes visitors will get a closer look at the inside of the place and see a lot of things baby proofed, which is weird because "Aren't all of Wayne's kids old enough to not get themselves hurt like babies do?"

No, Sharon, do not underestimate the power of 6 hyperactive children combined in a room together, they will absolutely get themselves hurt in some way.

some furniture and objects are just straight up bolted to the floor, and everyone just assumes Bruce is a perfectionist or a micromanager, but Bruce literally had no other option since his fucking kids keep throwing shit at each other, and sometimes they just do it to get the other's attention or because they just felt like it. Sometimes they'll even throw each other

I just need some DC comics that acknowledge that the Manor has some additional features that were integrated after Bruce's countless experiences with each new weird ass child he gains.

#bruce: one time my 9yo son vaulted out of the third floor window because he didnt want fo brush his teeth. #bruce: another time my second son tried throwing my youngest into the opening of our grand piano from 10 metres away. #bruce: your kids like to chew on plastic toys my kids like throwing knives at each other we are not the same. #this man needs a break fr #jk this is how he trains his ultra sharp batman senses. by having kids that constantly keep him on his toes :) #batfam #batfamily #batman #bruce wayne #batdad #batkids #batbros #dc comics #crack #incorrect quotes #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #fanatical posting

[thedevilundercover]

I have so many headcanons for the wayne house. There's a lot of feelings and memories in a building and I think I could probably bring it out, idk.

Like architecture is very much an art if you can get out the feel properly and you can use it to make ppl feel shit yk.

#I can share some if y'all want to hear about my silly little headcanons #I really never want to become an architect tho because I hate when people have opinions lmao #Even if it’s their own house like how dare they want to have thoughts about their own home’s floor plan 🙄 #jason todd #batfam #red robin #batman #tim drake #dcu #dick grayson #red hood #bruce wayne #Dick grayson #damian wayne #dc floor plans #dc comics

[zeussim]

Pals with endometriosis, please tell me some of your symptoms because I think my doctor is incompetent.

She told me endometriosis meant extreme pain in the days before a period - I've had extreme, nauseating, on-the-floor-screaming, difficulty-breathing pains during my period and once around ovulation. And yes painkillers do not work.

Edit: read the updates on my tumblr. I had an endo cyst the size of a tennisball. It is gone now and I am all healed up.

#ive had a doctor appointment where she just gave me painkillers and basically told me to live with it #and then today extreme pain for two hours where i screamed on the floor and then it lessened enough for me to not scream #but im still in pain and its been 11 hours #im on painkillers #so is my doctor just a complete dick or #nonsims #endometriosis #tw period pain #tw cyst

[batarangsoundsdumb]

drama kid dick grayson acting out choking on his brussel sproutes bc he doesn't like them vs new parent bruce wayne thinking he's genuinely choking and rushing him to the ER

#my drama kid bestie literally acted out choking and dropping on the floor bc someone pulled on his hoodie string <3 #dick grayson #bruce wayne #batfam #batfamily

[redsray]

i have recently been brainrotting about a batkids racing au. all of them have either shitty home-lives or have had their home-lives taken away and all turn to the concepts of semi-legal street racing as an outlet. in the process, they meet people perhaps in the same boat-- perhaps a family.

Dick

around 21, has been racing since he was 15

likes riding smaller cars. the tighter fit the better. if it's not sleek and swervy he doesn't want it.

had caring parents who he travelled the world with by car, but they died in a car crash when he was 11. due to lack of living relatives, he was in the foster system for 4 years before Barry (Allen) took him in. he never saw Barry as a father, however, and was never officially adopted. basically Wally's roommate and Bart's older brother figure in a way.

Wally introduced him to the street racing world, and despite being very very reluctant at first (car crash trauma), Wally showed him all the good parts of it and he's loved it ever since

experienced racer, everyone there loves him and he's well known as one of the top racers

Jason

20, been racing since 17

he generally prefers driving motorcycles but make no mistake he will shred you no matter what racing vehicle you give him (he's competitive.) in terms of street/car racing he will go for anything with powerful acceleration.

his dad was a mechanic and Jason would sometimes help him out with car repairs when he was younger, although his dad would sometimes drop a bit too much workload on him and not really care for his well-being

mom was a recovering drug addict, cared for Jay but couldn't be around much due to both rehab and hospital visits

his dad was later arrested for underground drug dealing, dying in prison and his mom died of overdose. at 13, he was in the foster system for more or less a year before he ran, living on the streets for 3 more years, doing odd jobs.

at 16, he met Roy, who later (at 17) introduced him to street racing. Jason always had a knack for cars and with his natural talent he won quite a few of his first races, earning money from the betting pools and has been basically splitting rent and crashing with Roy ever since.

absolute MENACE of a racer. showed up at some point and basically showed most people up. can and will judge your car model. might steal your tires for the funsies.

Tim

18, new to the racing scene (been racing since 17) but knows A LOT about it through his own love for motorsports (he definitely has car posters in his room)

will drive any car. literally. he will just love it if you give him a car. in fact, give him a broken one so that he can make it BETTER than everyone else's.

lovely and wealthy parents, but they aren't around much. they honestly try their best, but when you're an only child in a big house it can get boring and lonely. he loves his parents and his mom was the one who first showed him motorsports when she was working on a business deal with a motorsport company (Tim got his first free car poster that day)

definitely takes pictures of cool cars he sees

as soon as he found out about the street racing ring in Gotham he immediately snuck in (age 15)

he would come practically every night he could and made friends with the younger racers (bart, cassie, kon) (they 100% would go to him for geeky car tech tips)

one time bart was sick for a race and cassie and kon asked tim to step in for him on the team, tim did-- he performed so naturally well that he caught the attention of other racers, decided to stay with the YJ team permanently

commonly referred to as a rising star, a prodigy in the racing scene

Damian

15, literally raised into motorsports. god knows when he drove his first car. he started officially racing in the street ring only recently, but already has a reputation as one of the best

preference for aerodynamic cars. the sleeker the better for him.

commonly underestimated by new racers

bruce is still his bio dad, he literally funds most the betting pools and co-runs the street racing ring under the guise of a totally normal auto repair store

hella competitive, will do everything to outshine you especially if you look down on him

LOVES painting on his car. like everyone customises theirs to a certain point but Damian will sit there for hours just painting on it.

does NOT care for the betting pools, if he wins he will just put all the money right back in. he just wants to win and beat you LMAO

#tim drake #batfam #batman #dc comics #jason todd #damian wayne #dick grayson #rays racing bats au #hehe #they are SO COMPETITIVE in this one its insane #dick when he sees jay and tim mop the floor with everyone js like he did: #im keeping 'em. #jay seeing tim fix a car: #my apprentice now

[off-brand-adorabbit]

Tress scratched the best itch for me, I’ve been craving a good fairy tale and it was just perfect. I kept slipping so hard into the fairy tale aspects that I kept getting caught by surprise whenever a cosmere thing stopped beating around the bush and revealed itself, actually. While I’m sure that wasn’t fully the intention, it was a really fun way to read some brandermansanderman coming fresh off of sunlit man and how intensely locked in I was with the Connections. Genuinely Tress is such a fun little romp. I love girls who sail in fucked up seas and this is a genre I want more of please thank you.

#it was so much fun I did have my suspicions about a few things because of fairy tale tropes but I didn’t get all of them! #I was taken by surprise by many things! #not...not the glowing woman being elantrian I did get that one especially with the floor map #I wonder if that changes actually #like does her cockship make aon-Connecting maps of the places she goes to so she can fuck around with locals? #what’s with space travel resulting in callus dicks manipulating the local planetary populations? #is this related to one of the many groups fucking about with the cosmere or is it just the nature of the people funding these excursions? #will zellion ever have sex? #all these questions and more to be added next year in bransandermanderson strikes again part five of ten alphabet assemble #I want to see the other seas now though ): the worlds are so cool that I’m never quite ready to say goodbye #I want to linger between the pages and sift the words between my fingers like sun-warmed sand #it feels too soon to say goodbye #cosmere #tress of the emerald sea #tress of the emerald sea spoilers

[methylphenidatedreams]

In my dream last night there was this collection of old comic books and they were like super old fashioned and yellowing and they were about a version of Jason who had first become robin while living in this orphanage/boarding school/academy. He had a few misadventures before meeting Batman, including one where he saved a baby Waylon Jones, and another where he got in trouble but managed to escape but not before Dick heard of it so then Jason had to go BACK and save him because they were both having a ‘I need to save the civilian’ moment. I should have noticed it was a dream because it had a 70s era Dick in the same comic as a Jason who I wouldn’t be surprised if he came from the Golden Age, but the real anachronism was that Batgirl Steph drawn in the 2000s BoP style appeared and she was like time traveling I guess? And then I also had comics about Red Hood Jason helping out Steph and like putting a blanket over her when she went to bed and no actually the weird thing that should have woken me up was that I was showing these things to actual Robin Jason from the 80s and he was not surprised that he was a comic book character he was just nodding along as a showed him.

#alright. what can my takeaways be? #and by takeaways I mean fic ideas #um fics where Bruce sends Jaybin uncover to a boarding school #fic where Jason and Dick safe each other and it’s sweet and then Bruce realizes he forgot to tell them about each other #fic where Steph goes back in time to meet Jason as a kid #…and maybe a reverse robin fic where Red Hood takes care of a young Steph #she had like stuffies and her bed had those pale see through purple drapes with the little bows on the ends #you know when kids beds sort of entrap themselves in drapery for aesthetic? #reaches from the ceiling and wraps over the edges of the bed #typically to the floor #you know what it doesn’t matter #jason todd #dick grayson #stephanie brown #jaybin #I can’t think of any other takeaways

[cleromancy]

tim going from "jason gave his life for this uniform" to "jason was reckless and got himself killed" over the years would have been SUCH a fascinating character development if it had been done like. On purpose abd not just as part of the greater victim blaming narrative retcon lol

#one of these days i will do a canon rewrite and then you will realize. #but also like #titans tower + that one arc in robin + bftc rewrites where tim is expecting jason to be ummmmmm #well. bruce and dick have told him a lot about jason over the years #and absolutely all of it contributes to tim becoming very friendly with the floor #(<- dont blame dickie bruce forgor to introduce the new dog to him through the door and their relationship didnt have time to recover b4+ #jason fucking DIED) #dc #jaytim #yeah this is a ship post. they r cosmically intertwined in all my posts. hope this helps #text #timothy jackson goodtimes drake #jaytim text #tim text

[hood-ex]

Gotham War sucks and I have no intention on reading it but Dick's reaction to what Bruce did to Jason is imo how he should've reacted to RHatO #25 and it's still wild to me how it's implied that Dick was okay with it. I mean, tbf it was written by Lobdell who hates Dick but it's still wild to me lmao

DC needed Dick and Bruce on good terms at that time for the full emotional impact of Dick getting shot in the head. Also, tbh, Dick has seen Jason do some crazy things, and he's not only been shot by Jason, but Tim and Damian have been shot or hurt by Jason as well. I'm not sure Dick would have been in full protective mode at that particular time because, from what he'd just witnessed, Jason shot Penguin point-blank, and Dick can be quite strict about the no killing thing. Hell, he hates it when people point guns at him, and he once started a fight with Jason in Outsiders #44 because Jason had his gun trained on him.

Dick offered to help Jason twice during times when Jason was being a bit... off his rocker (Battle for the Cowl and the Flamingo situation). He does care about Jason, and when Jason is on the opposing side of morals, he does still want to help him/see him reform. That being said, you gotta remember that Jason used to cause chaos for the bats, and Dick knows what Jason is capable of when he's not on Dick's side. However, if Dick had been in Bruce's shoes during #25, I think he might've at least asked what Jason was doing and why he was doing it, and he might have been able to have a more civil conversation with Jason.

Tbh, if it had been me writing the scene, I would've had Dick witness Bruce and Jason's fight in some fashion (either irl or via video), and I would've had Bruce pull a move on Jason that reminded Dick of a move Bruce pulled on him in Nightwing (Vol. 3) #30. That way Dick would've been conflicted because obviously he wouldn't be okay with what Jason did, but he'd also see himself in the fight, and he wouldn't want any member of his family to fight with Bruce the way Bruce fought with him. Mmm yeah that would've been some fun conflict.

#now i can't stop imagining dick and jason in the scene from girl interrupted w daisy and the ice cream #''get that out of my face ASSHOLE!!'' *slaps ice cream to the floor* #except it's dick smacking the gun out of jason's hand alkdja #Dick Grayson #Jason Todd #anon

[avisisisis]

Why is it that every character turns completely useless everytime a Batfamily member appears. I mean Wally would definitely make himself seem dumber so Dick seems like the smart one, but that doesn't make him stupid

Every single character has a lore, a story, and it's always so good but it all goes to shit when they're paired with a Bat. It makes no sense. Stop acting like Wonder Woman wouldn't absolutely destroy Bruce if they ever fought

#“batman could defeat the league by himself” #wonder woman could clean her kitchen floor with him if she wanted to #wally “you only touched me because i let you touch me” west would NOT lose against that old man #don't do my children so dirty. it's wrong #ESPECIALLY wonder woman what the fuck is wrong with y'all and wonder woman #dc #dc comics #batfam #batman #justice league #jl #wally west #bruce wayne #dick grayson #the flash #wonder woman

[g1rlr0b1n]

#I'm talking: #“No don't sleep on the floor! Hop up here with me!” #“Hey I forgot my toothbrush can I use yours?” #“Oh you're on the toilet? Well leave the door open I'm still talking” #“Why do I have to wait my turn when I can just shower with you? It's a tight squeeze but that's ok.” #“Are you wearing my underwear?...that's fine I'm wearing yours too.” #There was a line and they crossed it a loooooong time ago #would you believe me if I told you I only created that bff poll so I could make this one? #these are the besties you voted for! #damian wayne #jon kent #tim drake #conner kent #jason todd #roy harper #dick grayson #donna troy #dc comics

[mayonation]

Haiiii grimmons posting <3

#rvb #red vs blue #rvb simmons #rvb grif #grimmons #dick simmons #dexter grif #rvb grimmons #i love them so much im pounding my fist on the floor #procreate #artists on tumblr #rvb fanart #sorry that grif looks so emotionless hes just been standing for 10 minutes waiting for simmons to kiss him🤞

[no-mere-mortals]

#I AM LOSING MY MIND #batman wayne family adventures #dick grayson #LOOK AT HIM #babey #babey babey #I am quite literally on the floor right now #Damian’s gonna be so mad he missed this one