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itachanta · 1 year
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my unhinged brain found this scene kinda sexy in a twisted way
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Okay so, I had no idea these two had chemistry.
But now, I am lowkey having ideas... XD XD XD
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egophiliac · 7 months
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just something I wanted to try! (tumblr please don't absolutely destroy this, thank you)
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wafflesex · 8 months
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And just like that, Lilia treats Floyd's ADHD
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crystallizsch · 3 months
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just sitting on the ramshackle couch
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(couch meme)
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cozymochi · 4 months
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certified Deuce moment that definitely happened [ x ]
Ko-fi
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suntails · 1 month
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strength and nobility
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humbuns · 1 year
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i want him
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ventique18 · 6 months
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🐉 heart-reacting pictures of you, that he himself took, that he himself sent to the Diasomnia group chat.
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Lilia reacted 💚 to your photo.
🦇: You children are adorable. Let me guess: someone taught you how to react to photos and now you're spamming it?
Silver reacted 💚 to your photo.
🐉: Silver.
🐉: Why did you "heart" 🌸's photo? Are you trying to steal my beloved away from me?
⚔️: Apologies. I was just mimicking you and father.
Silver reacted 👍 to your photo.
🐊: STOP MAKING EXCUSES, SILVER! It is a grave sin to desire our king's chosen mate! BE LIKE ME, WHO'S NARY AN OUNCE ATTRACTED TO THAT HUMAN!
⚔️: Sebek... You should've stopped at... Well, just stopped before you started.
🐉: Are you saying my beloved is unattractive, Sebek?
🐊: I am not attracted to them, yes!
🐉: How dare you say that so boldly. Did you think I would sit idly by and watch you insult my beloved? Do you understand what sort of punishment this warrants you?
🐊: !!!
🐊: That wasn't what I
🐊: I WILL TAKE ANY PUNISHMENT, MY LIEGE! A HUNDRED LASHINGS, EVEN! Please, just let me continue serving you until my dying breath!!!!!!!!!!
🐉: Very well.
⚔️: Sebek, no! My lord, punish me instead. This conversation would not have happened if I didn't react with a heart to that photo... This is completely my fault. I beg of you to spare Sebek.
🐉: Hahaha. Calm down, I was merely pulling both of your legs. I would not harm you for something so trivial.
🐊: MY LIEGE!!!
Silver reacted 🥲 to your message.
Sebek reacted 😭 to your message.
🦇: My goodness. I was terrified for a minute that Meleanor was somehow possessing the internet.
🐉: So mother shared a tasteful sense of humor.
🦇: Bold of you to think your mother was being humorous. And you scared the boys half to death.
You reacted 🤣 to Lilia's message.
🦇: Stop using emojis. You're scaring me half to death.
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sinfullyrosey · 1 year
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Malleus, attempting to court you: Child of man, I wish to gift you something.
Y/N: Cool. What is it?
Malleus, presents to you a single rock: It is customary among my people to gift a rock to those they wish to court. Do you accept this courting gift?
Y/N, observing the rock: . . .
Y/N: Mm, nah.
Malleus, taken aback: Nah?
Y/N: Nah.
Y/N: Nothing against the rock or anything, but I just don’t vibe with that specific one, ya know?
Malleus: I see...
[Later]
Lilia: I told you it wouldn’t work. Humans have different courting gifts than those of the dragon fae. Try something else like flowers or a poem or-
Malleus: No. They said they did not “vibe” with that rock, so I must find one that they do “vibe” with!
[Later, again]
Y/N: Oh hey Mal, what’cha got there-
Malleus, carrying a bunch of rocks: I have returned with a selection of rocks specifically chosen by me with which you can choose from! Please accept one as a beginning courting gift!
Y/N: . . .
Y/N, picking one of the rocks: This one. I like this one.
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copypastus · 6 months
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Feyre's selective hearing is the origin of my villain arc.
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kenchann · 7 months
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GYYUUUUU~ 🔨🦊
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volfoss · 7 months
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hello, m/m fanfic writer. you claim to love women and say they deserve everything and yet women are barely featured in your fics and when they are, its only misogynistic tropes. you have 30 minutes to write a character study of the woman character you claim to love or a crowd of women will come in and kill you
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egophiliac · 6 months
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C'MON TO THE THEATER!
I love these guys so much. forget NRC, I want to attend their terrible disaster school for disaster children that might actually be plastered on top of the smoking remains of an actively sinking ship. I may or may not actually learn anything, but I will have the time of my life.
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deezneezz · 8 months
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Every night brings a dream but the day, relentlessly, keeps me awake🪸
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jangmi-latte · 8 months
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BANGS HEAD ON WALL
making out with malleus or just being so affectionate with the fae on that damn tower when malleus KNOWS that rollo's just behind that glass window. watching and scowling as your lips pressed against the fae's jaw with your cheeks burning and eyes half-lidded. how rollo thought you were once pure and innocent from these vile creatures yet here you are completely drunk by mere words and touches alone.
malleus glancing over his shoulder as he caresses your waist and that ghost of a smirk stretching on his lips as he could practically sense the anger from the person behind the glass pane. the handkerchief crumping under rollo's grip, trying to stop himself from punching and breaking the glass. he doesn't know if he's angry at you or malleus. he's not going to lose his only.... well
we can find another way to word his sweet maria.
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