#but they’re gonna have to die

[crystallizsch]

just sitting on the ramshackle couch

(couch meme)

#theyre sharing the singular brain cell today #honestly it’s just another day in the freshmen’s favorite hangout spot #but they’re gonna have to die #they put shoes on the couch #[— #twisted wonderland #twst #twst art #ace trappola #deuce spade #★'-my-art #—]

[kitamars]

im not immune to mermay it seems

#listen. i will shove eriks into any situation i can as is my god given right #also i had to doodle that quick comic for them last night or i thought i was gonna die #also…..orca wolfwood…….simply for the black and white thing……. #i have no in depth thoughts on this au just vague fever dream ideas from 5 in the morning #but it was fun #they’re so stupid and annoying #say it with me now: #partners (affectionately derogatory) #vash #vash the stampede #wolfwood #nicholas d. wolfwood #vash x wolfwood #vashwood #mermay #trigun #trigun maximum #ok bye

[ofj-art]

#this meme was made for magical girls #at what point in kyubey’s creation for the magical girl system were they like #‘well if they’re gonna fight horrific monsters and eventually die they might as well should get cute little outfits’ #it’s awesome i have zero complaints #also imagine trading your god damn soul and becoming a magical girl and then your outfit is just awful #just party city #cough cough magia reco cough COUGH #huh what was that what I dont know what you mean #pmmm #pmmm spoilers #in the tags not the actual image lmao #this is not a pmmm spoiler free account but like if you haven’t #watch it i swear to god WATCH IT #ITS TWELVE EPISODES AND REBELLION WHICH IS AN ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS MOVIE WATCH ITTTT #anyway that’s for the uninitiated #the rest of us have already made the deal with the devil #for ruffles and bows and unimaginable psychological torment #puella magi madoka magica #madoka kaname #fanart #art #artist #kyubey #meme redraw #madoka magica #pmmm fanart

[sadiecoocoo]

Can we talk about how dumb it was for the batch to be like “we were right, she’s a war criminal, we should kill her before she knows we know,” from like two feet behind her???

LIKE YOU IDIOTS

YOU IDIOTS

THIS IS WHY YOU NEED TECH

YOU WONT SURVIVE WITHOUT HIM

YOURE ALL GONNA DIE FROM HOW DUMB YOU GUYS ARE

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER PLEASE

#tbb #tbb crosshair #tbb omega #tbb season 3 #tbb spoilers #tbb hunter #tbb wrecker #tbb tech #asajj ventress #Istg how have they lasted five months without tech #you see this is why he has to be alive #because they’re all gonna die without him #I’m sorry #it’s just how it’s gotta be

[tornado1992]

Little almost starved to death baby Tails panicking the first time Sonic took him to a food buffet because he over ate and thought he was gonna die cause he never felt so full in his life, little baby boy thought he was gonna explode.

#miles tails prower #sonic the hedgehog #sonic and tails #unbreakable bond #they’re brothers your honor #please he just a baby #baby tails #baby miles tails prower #imagine just how excited sonic must have been saving up enough money so they can eat whatever they want for a day #and then trying to convince tails that he didn’t need to ration his food he could have as much mint chocolate ice cream as he wanted #and THEN tails thinks he’s gonna die because his tummy never hurt like this before #he knows about tummy aches but this was different #he just a lil guy #poor sonic trying to convince his bro he won’t explode

[fabuloustrash05]

Godzilla Minus One has done the impossible in a Godzilla film.

Actually made me care about the human characters.

#I cried twice for these characters #I have never done that watching a Godzilla film #I would either not care about them at all or wonder when they’re gonna die #Cause I just wanna see the giant lizard monster destroy a city #But for this film I was happy with seeing the human characters as equally as seeing Godzilla #random thoughts #godzilla #godzilla minus one #kaiju #toho co.

[coconut530]

LET THE DIVORCE ENSUE

#Nevermore #Nevermore Webtoon #Webtoon #Well well well another piece of media for this already hectic day (hi all Magnus Protocol and Malevolent fans in here :) ) #Back after the week ~ #Ohhhh Prospero you had so much trust in her with that key like I would’ve been a little concerned #Monty really you laughing now like bruhhhh #OOOOH PROSPERO GOING OFFFF ON HIM CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYY #oop he fainted #He’s ✨unresponsive✨ #“If only we were so lucky” SAVAGE PLUTO #OOP LENORE INITIATING SECRET MEETING TIME #SOMEONE SAID ANNABEL HEARD SEDUCE WHEN LENORE SAID TRUCE AND THEY’RE RIGHT #Ada and Will being clumsy with him omg #Posh besties have only a thin string of trust between them now #More French I love it when Duke speaks french #“I’m all yours” ANNABEL HONEYYYYYYY #I SURE HOPE SHE DOESN’T KILL HER SHE DOESN’T HAVE THE GUN BUT WHO KNOWS #OH NO IT’S THE EPISODE BEFORE 96 EVERYONE PRAY FOR US FREE READERS I KNOW FP PEOPLE SAID IT DESTROYED THEM SO AHHAHAHAHAHAH #OKKKK NOW I’M GONNA GO LISTEN TO THE FINALE OF MALEVOLENT AND TRY NOT TO DIE #OK. BYE

[honorthysalad]

The tragedy of the women of the Indoh family is how they lose their sons. Hikaru’s grandma losing Hikaru’s dad, Hikaru’s mom losing Hikaru.

#Mother mary type shit #To have your child be on a predetermined path set by their father that will inevitably lead to their death #hikaru ga shinda natsu #the summer hikaru died #hgsn #“Only told to the men of the family” nice try Yoshiki you can’t write them off like that #because who were the ones there for the aftermath of both deaths? Yeah that’s right Hikaru’s mom and grandma #Excluding grandpa cuz he’s is senile and might not be able to give a straight answer #They’re gonna be so important in fact I’ll bet my entire life Hikaru’s parents are gonna be on vol 5’s cover. #thats right. If they’re not #I’ll just straight up die #I’m having so many thoughts rn #My hgsn shit

[shima-draws]

THEY DON’T EVEN REMEMBER??? Luffy be walking out of this with LONG lasting trauma of watching all his friends nearly die and the others are just like. Man that was a nice nap! Luffy what are you doing on the ground sprawled out like that? Meanwhile Luffy’s internally having a breakdown because holy fucking SHIT what the hell did he just have to go through,

#One Piece #JFJSJTNSNNGNSNFNSNM #Okay logically I know that if the arrows stayed in he 100% would have died #But I kinda want to write a fic about it #The Strawhats wake up and see their captain just. FULL of arrows #And they flip their SHIT #Nami and Zoro are screaming what the FUUUUUCCCKKKKKK #Usopp and Chopper are crying Sanji is losing his MIND #Robin’s just looking at him in shock #They gotta get all the arrows out. Is he gonna die? He’s probably gonna die!!! #Anyway. That final punch was SO Summer Wars #Like the black and white and the emphasis and the blur and. #Has anybody done a GIF comparison of the final punch in Summer Wars VS the final punch in Baron Omatsuri #I bet they’re VERY similar lol #Shima speaks #Still cannot believe they just woke up from Body Horror Nightmare not remembering a SECOND of it #And Luffy’s lying there like. This is fine :)) I’m fine :))))) #WELL. That was a fantastic movie. I’m gonna go lie down now. I need to emotionally recover probably

[silverlistenstothings]

#they have not been in peril lately but I still think they’re gonna die. badly #dndads #s2 #hermie unworthy #hermie the unworthy

[khamomile-kitty]

Only thing I’m gonna say abt it bc I haven’t read the books or participated tje fandom since I was in elementary school but. Ppl’s reaction to Squirrelflight becoming leader is so funny. The misogyny of the authors has rubbed off on the fans I see, how are you gonna tell a victim of domestic abuse that’s she’s a worse leader and suffered less than her husband. And all the alternate leader suggestions from these ppl are the lame ass guys. this is one of the saddest characters in cat fiction let the girlie win at least once good lord

#‘but she’s old so she’ll just die right away’ and? she’s still kickin so far anyway #they’re gonna pull some nightstar shit w her and pull sims bs excuse I just know it but. I’m gonna enjoy the win for now lol #also heard that they introduced TNR to the books. this will my be handled well #*​not be #I loved warriors but it wreaked havoc on cat care. your cat is not a warrior quit letting it outside to die. #and TNR is not a viable long term solution it’s just putting a bandaid on a gaping wound #introducing this controversial tactic into annanthrpromorphic cat book is. NOT gonna help I already know ppl who don’t spay or nueter bc #‘what if they want to have babies later 🥺 I don’t want to take away their freedom’ ma’am they are animals. #and there is such a massive amount of cat overpopulation that the only option to make sure the ones able to be adopted actually get to be #would be to cull massive amounts of them. talk to a shelter worker they are literally up to their knees in cats #and half of them are so feral or sick that the only humane option is euthanasia #anyway. I support women’s rights and wrongs lmao #squirrelflight #squirrelstar #warrior cats

[dadmareau]

What do the villagers think of Night and Dream

Poorly. By Night, I assume you mean the child version. To them he is the very bane of their existences, the reason for all ill and bad luck and tragedy. Conversely, Dream is a little angel who is powerful and useful, who lives to make them happy.

Dadmare terrifies them beyond all imagination. Not even a demon compares to the horror that he brings them. To the villagers, he is the culmination of hatred and despair. He is the dark that flickers in their periphery, that stalks the corridors. Their homes grow cold and unwelcome under his growing hatred. He is the very spirit of terror. Some whisper that they are getting what they deserve. That this is retribution for their sins. Those with sense have already moved away. Those too stubborn to do so will learn regret.

#inbox #rattling #modmare answers #dadmare #sunbeam #they’re gonna have to learn how to revere nm or theyre gonna die

[ziskandra]

listen, listen

I know this is gonna be a controversial take, but the more I think about it, the more obsessed I am with the idea of Varric voluntarily helping The Crimson Knight (especially in a worldstate where Hawke was left in the Fade).

I’ve talked before about how I view Meredith as the type of person who is motivated by her desire to protect her own at all costs, and how this leads her down the path of Well-Intentioned Extremism, and culminating in becoming the embodiment of the uh, Knight Templar trope.

And Varric is obviously motivated by his motivation to protect Hawke: he shielded them from the Inquisition, and when push came to shove and he was forced to expose Hawke to the Inquisition anyway, it can result in Hawke’s death. The Inquisition fails Hawke, who is basically Varric’s moral compass — without Hawke’s influence, he defaults to siding with the templars at the end of DA2.

Most of the Inquisitor’s inner circle scatters over Thedas and Varric returns to Kirkwall. Varric loves Kirkwall; he’s a Kirkwaller through and through: even though he’s never envisioned nor wanted a life of politics, he becomes the fucking viscount, because there’s nobody else left who wants one drop of the poisoned chalice of that role.

And Kirkwall is a city that has always been dependent on its templars for protection. They are the city’s military force, and the city is noticeably weaker once the templars abandon it — depending on world state, it can lose a significant portion of its territory to one of Varric’s former companions. If someone he knew and trusted can do that to Kirkwall, who else might take advantage of Kirkwall in its weakened state?

Varric is isolated and alone, away from anyone who might be able to help him see the situation in a different light: his main support network is Aveline and Seneschal Bran, neither of whom are known for their ardent support of mage rights. They’re doing their best to clear Kirkwall of the impacts of the war, of the red lyrium, and even though they’re doing their best to avoid exposure, being around that much red lyrium cannot be healthy. Slowly, the paranoia and increased penchant for violence settle in. It becomes impossible to resist spending more time around the substance — and sometimes, it talks! And it sounds like Meredith Stannard.

Varric is desperate and scared and has lost everyone he has ever loved. The Inquisition has been downsized or disbanded, and his only purpose is to serve his city: the same intention with which Meredith started, the same intention and fears that the red lyrium feeds upon in them both.

Varric fears becoming his parents: people who failed to protect him because they were too caught up in their past mistakes.

But sometimes, as people, in our attempts to avoid our fears, we end up barreling into them headfirst instead.

#do i actually think bioware is gonna give us a varric tethras corruption arc? no #but the narrative parallels are there and i just think they’re neat! #and like i never expected in my wildest dreams that meredith stannard would have actual plot relevance in 2022 so!! #and back when dragon age exodus the da2 expansion was still being considered #varric was meant to die at the end 🤔🤔🤔 #tbh i don’t expect this to crop up in da:d bc there is SO much to cover and doing the writing for a world state with alive pro-mage hawke #would be tricky #but that’s why we have fanfiction #bless transformative fiction for letting us explore endless possibilities outside of the limitations of commercial interests!! #also emo about how both varric and meredith carry so much GRIEF about their families #and grief can cause people to do dangerous things #and when that’s coupled with positions of power …! #this is also tangentially a meta about the intersection of trauma and how power corrupts #thedas is not an environment conducive to healing lol #anyway i will continue to spin these thoughts around like a plate in a microwave #da absolution spoilers #dragon age #meredith stannard #knight commander meredith #varric tethras #dragon age meta #asha meta #asha’s villain manifesto #also warning that the trope links lead to tv tropes lol #bc I’m tired of people acting like fictional characters (vehicles for a narrative) are real people (capable of causing real world harm)

[gods-favorite-autistic]

Me starting Fourth Wing: istfg if they make Xaden the love interest I will-

Me at 120 or so pages: well. He’s better than Dain that’s for sure.

#I do not like dain #some might even say. I loath him /j #yeah no he annoys the shit out of me #also Violet is crafty as hell like get it girl poison that dude #my mantra for this book has to be ‘don’t get attached to character that aren’t directly connected to Violet they will die’ #anyways I’m loving this book so far #honestly I like Xaden for the most part minus the whole ‘hey I’m gonna kill you’ thing but I have my suspicions about even that #honestly though ten bucks says her mom or her sister is dead before the end of the series #probably her mom #but I could see def see the sister since they’re closer #fourth wing #no spoilers please #like pretty pleeeeeeaaasee #xaden riorson #wait they have a whole ass tag for him and his dragon??? #fuck it up I guess sgaeyl

[problemduetest4life]

#I WILL NOT BE SILENCED #poly wymack I’ll die for u #native Abby while I’m at it #they’re gonna have happy indigenous kids #idgaf #argue to the wall #aftg #david wymack #all for the game

[hanzajesthanza]

also regis swearing at stygga is so meaningful to me because he swore over milva’s dead body and also in front of angoulême (and assumedly cahir too)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#txt #especially because milva was like… not only his friend but he cared for her medically… #i mean he did for everyone (including cahir and dandelion’s head injuries) but #idk regis seeing her dead when he had saved her life under the bridge and counselled her about pregnancy and abortion #and (i guess it’s headcanon but) when her ribs were broken by the druids and she was healing from that he was there for her #milva was beat up by the narrative but regis was always there with bandages lol #so to see her DEAD completely DEAD with no possibility of healing her #also because *he was off* and he paused for a drink (or two—who knows how many) #of course he’s like ‘fuck this place. i’m going to fuck this shit up’ because how shitty of a surgeon must he feel right now #and if he can’t protect his friends now with medicine well the only other option in his arsenal is Fucking Shit Up #his NOSEDIVE begins early in the halls of stygga castle and he just starts losing it #milva: dies | me: oh… oh they’re *all* gonna die huh… #who knows if regis had returned to the rest of the company and milva was still alive. who knows. maybe he wouldn’t have continued to drink #and maybe he wouldn’t have made that suicidal leap towards vilgefortz in the end #i think that in the loss of the rest of the company regis had nothing left to live for #both from an in-universe POV and from a narrative writing POV #because remember that there were previously written versions in which regis survived and lived #so paying attention to not just when he dies but when he starts to go on this downward trajectory is relevant #because sapkowski intentionally devised a way in which he would die that would be plausible for his character #which means that his death isn’t just random. this version was a specially crafted version to ‘allow’ for his death #i love how AS was like well yeah of course milva and cahir are going to die. but yeah i admit angouleme and regis are just stupid #(to clarify he said angouleme dies stupidly) #but i think saying ‘there were other versions in which the vampire survived’ = this is the version where he is stupid #c: regis #analysis #IN THE TAGS lol #book: lady of the lake