#musical theatre incorrect quotes

[aperfectscenefromaplayunknown]

Joe: What are your adjectives?

Nick: Uhm, you mean my pronouns?

Joe: No, I know what your pronouns are. What are your adjectives?

Nick: I...don't know. What are yours?

Joe: Noisy and chaotic.

Nick: I've never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.

#fame #fame the musical #fame incorrect quotes #fame the musical incorrect quotes #musical theatre #musical theatre incorrect quotes #nick piazza #joe vegas

[little-miss-biatch]

Davey: Who else thought Jack and I were together?

Davey:

Davey: Jack put your hand down

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[incorrent-quotes]

Joanne: I need you to swear-

Maureen: Fuck.

Joanne:

Joanne: I need you to promise-

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[marvelmaniac715]

More Lords in Black and Webby as siblings - PEIP Edition:

PEIP Agent: We have your brother.

Wiggly: No you don’t, all three of them are right here. Even Webby’s skulking in a corner, we’re all present and correct.

PEIP Agent: You have four brothers.

Wiggly: Do I? I think I’d remember having a fourth brother *laughs*.

PEIP Agent: I’m definitely looking at a Lord in Black.

Wiggly: Describe them to me.

PEIP Agent: It’s the blue one.

Wiggly: Oh, Pokey? I totally forgot about him. How’s he doing Blinky?

Blinky: He’s fine; he’s talking a PEIP agent’s ear off because, and I quote, “my asshole siblings never listen to me”.

Wiggly *to the PEIP Agent*: Keep him for a few more hours.

Tinky: I’ll time it.

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[gardenfeather]

Hermes: Just chill. Don't be weird. You want her to like you, right?

Orpheus: Okay!

Orpheus: HI YOUR GOING TO MARRY ME

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[this-is-ali]

Jack: 🎶ONCE AND FOR ALL IF THEY DON'T MIND THEIR MANNERS WE'LL FUCK 'EM!🎶 Newsies: 😲😧🤭 Davey: It's "fuck them up," Jack. Jack: Wait, what did I say?

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[epicthemusicalincorrectquotes]

Polites: *eating an Ancient Greek cinnamon roll* Odysseus: *dramatic gasp* Cannibalism Polites: *confused chewing*

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[theatrekidstatus]

Eliza: hey wanna show daddy your counting and poems

Phillip: no I’m good

Eliza: *breaths in*

Eliza:LISTEN IN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT IVE BEEN PRACTICING MY BEAT BOXING FOR 2 MONTHS YOUR GONNA RECITE YO POEM

Alex:Honey you ok

Eliza:THERE IS A SURPRISE BEFORE SUPPER AND IT CANT WAIT

Alex:well-

Eliza:IT CANNOT WAIT

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[the--life--of--hannah]

how I imagine detention would go for Noel and Mischa

Ocean: *BUSTS INTO THE THEATRE* Ocean: WHERE'S MY CHIOR, MARCUS????? *Noel and Mischa painting a Tree set piece* Ocean: WHAT THE HECK ARE THOSE TWO DOING IN A TREE

BONUS

Noel: Not making out, that's for sure

#hannah makes posts #ride the cyclone #high school musical #incorrect quotes #they got caught smoking is my hc #and father marcus knows taking them out of choir is a terrible idea to clean the theatre #but he does it anyway bc hes also sick of oceans shit :) #noel gruber #mischa bachinski #ocean o'connell rosenberg #rtc #nischa

[urinetownincorrectquotes]

barrel: Do you want to play 20 Questions? lockstock: Sure! lockstock: Whats your favorite color? barrel: Triangle. Do you like men?

#Urinetown #Urinetown musical #Incorrect quotes #Urinetown Incorrect quotes #theater kid #musical theatre

[aperfectscenefromaplayunknown]

Joe: Serena—

Serena, sighing: Nick used to call me Serena.

Joe: Because it's your fucking name.

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[little-miss-biatch]

Davey: can I be frank with you guys?

Race: don’t see how changing your name is gonna help but all right.

Jack: shhh, let frank speak.

Davey:

Davey: for fuck’s sake

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[incorrent-quotes]

Mark, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots?

Roger, in line behind him: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.

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[marvelmaniac715]

An Alternate Version of My Lords in Black and Webby As Siblings - PEIP Edition Post:

PEIP Agent: We have your brother.

Blinky: Which one?

PEIP Agent: Wiggly.

Blinky: Oh, you don’t have him - he has you. Good luck, I can’t wait to watch.

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[quotesthatgotmehelpless]

Natasha: Perhaps there's more to Anatole than meets the eye.

Sonya: No, there's less.

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[this-is-ali]

Katherine: You're not really scared of my father. Jack: You mean the man who kidnapped me, locked me in his cellar, bribed me, and threatened to harm me and all of my friends if I didn't do exactly what he said? Yeah, I'm pretty fucking scared of him, actually.

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