#mrs. beauregarde

[incorrect-catcf-quotes]

(On the day of the factory tour) Wonka, to Violet: You strike me as pushy. Mrs. Beauregarde: She can be pushy. Violet: I can also be kicky and punchy.

#incorrect quotes #catcf #charlie and the chocolate factory #willy wonka #violet beauregarde #mrs. beauregarde #source: sam and cat

[ellie-vvilliams]

Marisha/Beau in Mighty Nein Reunited (x)

#critical role #marisha ray #beauregard lionett #beau lionett #mighty nein #cr2 #campaign 2 #criticalroleedit #marisharayedit #mightyneinedit #the mighty nein #mighty nein reunion #critteredit #critical role campaign 2 #critical role 2 #mine #mine: cr #mine: mr #mine: c2

[freddie-77-ao3]

The Choice Was Mine (I Didn't Think Enough)

"No! No!" He screams, falling to the ground. "No! I don't want-- I don't want to see them! Let me go mad again! Please! Please! I can't face them!" His shrieks turn into sobs, and he curls into fetal position.

"Please, I can't-- I can't look them in the eyes. Lee's dead! He's dead, 'Risse, and-- and it's my fault! I swore fealty, I betrayed you, betrayed all of you! Don't make me face them! I'll die! I'd rather die! You-- you should have left me, should have let me die."

(In his mind, he pictures Mary again. Pictures them rip her apart. Over. and over. and over.)

"I wish you'd left me."

Or: after Mr. D cures Chris' madness, Clarisse tries to get him to face the camp again.

Don't Wake Me Up (Crazy Is Better Than Remembering) - Chapter One

Where is he, where is she, why is it so dark, what is happening, why, why, WHY?

Who is Mary, where is she, what happened, why is there red, what happened, why, why, WHY?

Why is he laughing, what is he doing, make it stop, make it stop, the earth needs to stop, it’s moving it is healing him, Mary Mary please Mary wake up

Why is her shirt red, it was white, why is she bleeding it’s so so dark is it day, is it night?

String string rope thread string cord labyrinth minos, what is happening why are you taking me, stop stop MARY PLEASE (Wake up!)

And the scar was illuminated it looks evil, his eyes were going to glow gold, what is that ship, who is he, who is he, WHO IS HE

Please Mary, please wake up, why won’t you wake up, I have to find you, its so dark, so so dark, he’s horrible Mary, so horrible, why did you leave WHY DID I LEAVE?

Who is she it needs to stop she needs to stop she touching me feeding me he held me down, Mary its so dark, he’s so evil, where is the string the string what is going on

Why are my hands red, why are her hands red, Mary where are you, why are you red, WHY AREN’T YOU BREATHING

What is happening it’s so dark where am I I keep moving where are you Mary mary who is she Mary were are you the earth was healing him he’s so horrible the son of Poseidon why was he doing that what was happening he has the thread 

Thread cord string rope I need it he told me to get it why don’t I have it what’s in my hands why does he need it who is he 

Who am I who is she where are you Mary where am I where is he and the son of the sea he was terrible he was red what happened 

What happened what happened you were screaming Mary Mary Mary Mary 

Mary Mary Mary Mary Mary Mary Mary Mary Mary Mary Mary Mary Mary Mary Mary Mary Mary Mary

Who is she, who is Mary

Mary?

Marcy, Mark, Marcie, Amy, Matt, Madge, Marge, Mack, Marie, Minnie, Minty, Mal- Mal- Mal- NO!-  Mary???

Mary, Mary Mary, are you Mary, 

Rhymes, there’s rhymes, Mary rhymes and red, and a white shirt and monsters why are there monsters what is going on

Monsters monsters monsters why do they exist what is it what why are they red why are they chasing me I can’t move my legs Mary is this what happened to you they’re chasing me, why aren’t they chasing you why aren’t you walking- running- why aren’t you leaving, why are you like this why are your arms like this, Mary please WAKE UP

No. Chris? Chris? Who is Chris? Chris, Chris, Chris? 

Is he Chris? 

He only remembers Mary. 

~~

"Why is your answer to everything violence, Clarisse?" Silena asks, exasperated, tired from prying her away from Michael yet again.

"When I told Castellan I was scared of the thing in the showers he gave me a sword," Clarisse crosses her arms. Beckendorf chortles behind Silena, and behind Clarisse, Chris is making the loco sign with his hand. 

A good day. But he doesn't want to remember the good days. He wants to go back to remembering Mary's torn apart body and nothing else, wants to go back to voices in his head, not the voices of his friends. He'd betrayed them. He doesn't deserve this. 

~~

“Why the fuck do you even have an arrow that turns into a bouquet of roses in mid-flight!? And don’t say ‘aesthetic’!”

"Why the fuck wouldn't I? They're fun, aren't they, Will?"

"No! You know why, Mikey? Because I just had to spend three hours removing thorns from Clarisse!" Will always was a very cross eight year old. Especially since he'd been unclaimed at the time. Poor Will. If Chris was a better person, Will would have been the reason he turned to Kronos, but Chris had always been selfish. 

"She wasn't meant to get in the way! I was trying to send them to Jake, Henri helped me make them." Michael looked so petulent and childish. Gods, he must have only been... 11 here? Five long, long years. He hadn't even reached four feet tall yet. 

"That's not better!" Will's voice is squeaky, and he looks so annoyed right now. Chris remembers this. Lee had refused to hand out ambrosia, and Clarisse hadn't sat for a week. Her revenge had been swift, and Mikey's running futile. 

Michael grumbles, crossing his arms. "Not trying to injure him, you worrywart. I was trying to see if he wanted to go into the city with me."

~~

“Don’t go sucking my oranges!” Chris remembers this one easily. Michael had stolen all of Clarisse's oranges, and she had been furious. They were even younger here-- nine, maybe? 

“You couldn’t think of anything better to say? Eating? Taking?” Michael taunts, juggling the last three. 

"Fuck off, you-- you--"

"Aww, cat got your tongue?"

Clarisse lunged. Michael cackled, sprinting ahead of her. Chris looks away. He knows what's going to come right after this. Michael is going to sprint up onto Lee's shoulders, and Clarisse is going to accidentally tackle him trying to get Michael. Lee had been furious, and punishment swift. Clarisse and Mikey had had to clean the Hermes cabin by hand every week for months after that. Although, at least, that had been the key to bonding Clarisse and Michael together in anger, if not friendship. 

~~

Before that still, back to when Clarisse had first arrived at camp. Clarisse had been eight, and Will five. Chris had been at camp since birth (yet never claimed), and Silena had been a weekend camper on and off since she was five. Mikey came every once in a while for supplies, and Beckendorf was still unclaimed. He'd been excited to meet a new camper-- always was. At eight, Chris was one of the youngest year rounders, and the only one of his age. Silena was only weekends, and Beckendorf was always so studious. He'd mellow out eventually, but until then, Chris' closest friend had been Travis, which sucked, because they always had Connor. And Connor was a fucking talkative six year old. Sometimes Chris just wants to walk down to the gas station and not deal with getting kicked out because of Connor's insane questions. 

So he's excited to meet the new camper, until Lee warns him that Clarisse isn't "a big talker" which sounds fine, and then Froggy adds "unless you count with her fists. That girl is violent. Ares through and through."

And that's. Well. Claimed already? No way someone that strong wants to spend time with Chris. 

So 3 days later when she's out of the infirmary, and partners with him for capture the flag, he's over the moon.  That is, until Chris realises she tied his shoelaces together. Fuckhead. 

They'd been friends ever since though. 

~~

"Stop" he moans, "stop it. I don't want it. Don't make me remember."

He hears a quiet chuckle, but tries to retreat into his head again. He can't get better. Doesn't want to. Not after what he did to camp. To his best friends. 

"Please," he moans, his voice hoarse, "please just let me die."

With that, there's a crack, and he's forced to open his eyes. 

"Well we can't have that. No more little demigods dying this week."

He's peering up into the face of Dionysus. "Please, please let me go mad again. I don't deserve this."

And Mr. D doesn't even hesitate, "no can do, nephew mine. Your dad cashed in a pretty big favor for this one," at this, he snorts, "like I wasn't going to do it anyway. But what Hermes doesn't;t know won't hurt him."

Chris' mouth is dry. "Hermes? He's-- he's my dad?"

At this, Mr. D rolls his eyes, snapping his fingers again. "Course, kid." He looks to the ceiling, as if to say look what I have to put up with, but with a snap of fingers, Chris realises there's a symbol over his head. What the fuck. 

Then, Mr. D says, "Now go back to sleep-- you'll be tired, and I want a drink."

Chris' eyes close. He wants to be mad. But he isn't. How is he going to-- to face camp?

#pjo #pjo hoo toa #pjo series #riordanverse #pjo fandom #chris rodriguez #chris pjo #clarisse la rue #clarisse pjo #michael yew #beckendorf #silena beauregard #mr d #dionysus pjo #botl #pjo botl #battle of the labyrinth

[madamevandeleur]

#pjo series #the secret history #percy jackson #the raven cycle #trc #the raven king #aftg #tfc #the infernal devices #tsc #stalking jack the ripper #trk #bllb #tdt #andrew minyard #joseph kavinsky #mr gray #silena beauregard #orla sargent #maura sargent #sally jackson #tessa gray #audrey rose #calla lily johnson #david wymack #coach hedge #henry winter #richard gansey #kevin day #annabeth chase

[everythingwasalreadypicked]

ethabaster as co-leads

well now im curious 👀 👀

Ok ok so! Luke is the director, I think Silena was a crew member(?, can't remember) and Chris is also in the play and dragged Ethan with him. He joined as a joke and actually got the role.

His co-lead is Alabaster who he doesn't like. At all. They only had one interaction before and it was Al being snippy. (He had an argument with his dad prior and wasn't in the best mood.) So now Ethan thinks Alabaster is an asshole! He also doesn't realise Al and Lou are siblings lmao

Al on the other hand has a tiny, lil crush on Ethan. He thinks Ethan is cool!

Cue Alabaster trying to get close to Ethan during rehearsals, Ethan being wary that Al is trying to find something to make fun off etc etc

Lou and Damien watch the whole drama. They're very very done with their older brothers djsjsj. Lou and Damien are wingmanning now. (Mostly Lou. Because Damien can AND will make fun of his sib)

AND AND!!! Al is missing on the opening night so Ethan goes to find his co-lead who he may or may not developed a crush on.

Meanwhile Al is arguing (read getting yelled at) on the phone with his dad, who is an arts are useless type💀 Whoops. He isn't pleased that his son is actually going through with this, and cares a little too much considering he tells Al he couldn’t care even less about what he does.

Ethan finds Al sitting on the ground. He comforts him and helps him wipe his tears, reapply his makeup etc.

On an another note the play is a modern retelling of Hyacinthus and Apollo :)

#lou knows Mr Torrington and HATES him #she knows why Al disappeared #travis plays zephyr #connor is a stagehand and bullies his brother (affectionately) #pjo #alabaster torrington #ethan nakamura #ethabaster #ethabaster theatre au #lou ellen blackstone #damien white #luke castellan #chris rodriguez #silena beauregard #pjo au

[rknchan]

i guess someone else has already done that but nevertheless i couldnt help :ccc

#catcf 2005 #catcf #violet beauregarde #willy wonka #veruca salt #mike teavee #augustus gloop #mr salt #charlie and the chocolate factory

[mansanas-art]

#mansanas art #art #artists on tumblr #mmomm #book cover #horror fiction #horror art #morgan myers #ghosts #cryptid #mr monty #tom beauregard #toby beauregard #weatherby

[thepaladincosplays]

During her free period, Pacifica encounters Ms. Beauregard in the library. Fortunately, the librarian's feeling pretty lenient today and the two have a nice little chat about the blonde.

Mr. Stern belongs to @kururu418!

#thepaladinrambles #redwood academy #rosalie beauregard #pacifica #mr stern

[wartellaz]

Mr Beauregarde: what's the most you've spent on a good bottle of wine?

Mrs Teavee: about fifteen minutes

#charlie and the chocolate factory #mrs teavee #mr beauregarde #catcf #catcf broadway

[incorrect-catcf-quotes]

How the five ticket winner families decorate their trees:

(The Gloops)

Mrs. Gloop: Okay, boys! Let's decorate ze treeeeeeeeeeee!

Augustus: I'm hungry. Let's eeeeeeeeeeeeat.

(The Beauregardes)

Mrs. Beauregarde: Each icicle must be carefully placed.

Violet: I subscribe to the school of "throw and go".

(The Salts)

Mr. Salt: Sylvie, don't chew on that cord!

Veruca: Yeah, Sylvie, save room for the bubble lights.

(The Teavees)

Mr. Teavee: We can't have a blue bulb next to a blue bulb, can we?

Mike: Anything that doesn't set the tree on fire works for me, pal.

(Wonka and the Buckets)

Wonka: One thing I'll never understand, Charlie. In spite of all the chaos, the ugly tree and old decorations... Everything turns out perfectly.

Charlie: One of the mysteries of the universe.

#incorrect quotes #source: garfield #augustus gloop #Violet Beauregarde #Veruca Salt #mike teavee #Charlie Bucket #Mrs. Gloop #Mrs. Beauregarde #mr. salt #Mr. Teavee #Willy Wonka #Charlie and the Chocolate Factory #CATCF

[sadgirlnoga]

heres an mpgis parody i made where alex is placed in the aphrodite cabin. pt. 1

piper: so i was like fr and he said no way, so than i said slay and he was like yass queen and i was like i know what you are, and than i said EVERY BITCH CANT BE YOUR SON!...and than he gave me a speeding ticket so now im in my ethel cain coded dorian electra type beat villain era. drew: i soooooo need a gay best friend. piper: im literally right here and yesterday you called me a slur! drew: anyways, should i go hunting in the dennys parking lot or the taco bell one? piper: didnt you step down from here? drew: DONT QUESTION ME F- alex: *walks in with an off the shouder camp halfblood shirt, jeans and 6 inch demonias, places her vintage juicy couture bag on the bed and her vintage dior suitcase next to it* drew: EHEM! alex: *lipsyncs to kim petras* drew: EHEHEM!! alex: I SeE yOuR mOnStErS, i SeE yOuR pAiN- drew: who the fuck are you?! alex: who the fuck are YOU?! drew: i asked you first ewzuku middoriya! alex: i asked you second burnette burdine maxwell! piper: oh thats drew tanaka, daughter of aphrodite, former head councler of this cabin and the 69th most popular ariana grande stan account on twitter. *rolls eyes* alex: she looks like the maddy from euphoria we have at home. drew: who the fuck are you?! alex: oh im jules, i just moved here...sike bitch my name is alex, im new. drew: who the fuck let you in here?! alex: mr. D piper: mr. D is a fucking alcoholic! hes not even allowed to be in charge of the drinks! drew: so, ALEX! let me tell you how we roll around here! alex: i already know how y'all roll around here, according to those outfits y'all rollin with the LGBT. piper: isnt chiron incharge of the dorms?! what is he doing letting mr. D take his place?! drew: you arent a greek demigod, are you?! alex: unfortunately my boyfriend brought me here and we had to move here from hotel valhalla and get this ugly ass prison suit looking shirt. drew: miss girliepop that sounds like a made up hotel for people who choke on setting powder. your not fooling anyone! alex: your not wrong though, its kinda like tartarus but with terfs. drew: let me tell your pronouns in bio grinch looking ass how things roll around here in the aphrodite cabin! alex: for the last time, miss crack von d, i already know how things work around here in the aphrodite cabin! jason grace told me all about it! drew: what the fuck are you doing talking to jason grace?! alex: percy jackson gave me his number. piper: em, thats my fucking boyfriend bitch! alex: thats not what silena beauregard told me. drew: SILENA BEAUREGARD IS A LYING ASS TRAITOR!!!!!

#rick riordan #riordanverse #drew tanaka #alex fierro #piper mclean #mpgis #silena beauregard #jason grace #percy jackson #chiron #mr. d

[hyperfocuscentre]

mr. d was the funniest character in that series, i am not accepting arguments.

#he didn’t give a fuck and i loved him for it #mr d #dionysus #dionysus pjo #pjo hoo toa #percy jackson and the olympians #pjoverse #percy jackson #annabeth chase #grover underwood #nico di angelo #clarisse la rue #percabeth #pjo #heros of olympus #the heroes of olympus #camp half blood #rachel elizabeth dare #silena beauregard #charles beckendorf #lee fletcher #michael yew #will solace #connor stoll #travis stoll #bianca di angelo

[kingkuru]

Mr. Stern: Loud In The Library

When Rosalie is caught peeping on Ms. Mellow's punishment, Mr. Stern decides to take the librarian to task. And while she usually enjoys her punishment the principal finds a way to make it less than pleasurable for her.

#mr. stern #rosalie #ms. beauregarde #spank #n/sfw ish #ms. mellow

[imodekurita]

influencer halloween art i did for the silly.. its spooky time

(more visible version under cut)

the silly (visible)

#homestuck 2 #the influencers homestuck #avril thorpe #silas p beauregard #imode kurita #halloween #fanart #alternate universe #the costumes besides avril all reference something #silas is schierke from berserk (vaguely) #and imode is my rendition of mr grizz

[duckgens]

me n my friends were catcf characters for halloween look. I was mike obvs

#catcf #my face #mike teavee #violet beauregarde #Willy wonka #mr bucket #charlie bucket #veruca salt #charlie and the chocolate factory

[siglai]

HIII IM BACK :D i think i did alright !!!! i didnt fuck up super badly on stage and it was p fun :3 we read off scripts and stuff it was silly

#EVERY SINGLE TIME I GOT CASTED AS A PARENT THO….. literally the only roles i got to read were mrs gloop mrs beauregarde and ms teavee 😭 #have to wait for callbacks on thursday tho wehe #which is . . on my brothers birthday . . .