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(On the day of the factory tour) Wonka, to Violet: You strike me as pushy. Mrs. Beauregarde: She can be pushy. Violet: I can also be kicky and punchy.

#incorrect quotes #catcf #charlie and the chocolate factory #willy wonka #violet beauregarde #mrs. beauregarde #source: sam and cat

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I am short, fat und proud of zat.

Augustus Gloop

#incorrect quotes #catcf #charlie and the chocolate factory #augustus gloop #source: winnie the pooh and the honey tree

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(The Christmas Carol play continues:)

Augustus: Ok, Ebenezer, I'm back.

Mike: You still don't look like the Ghost of Christmas Present.

Augustus: I'fe got ze torch, ze coat, ze holly… vat's missing?

Mike: You're supposed to have a mountain of FOOD at your feet. Geese… turkey… great joints of meat… sausages… poultry… cakes… pies… cakes… apples… oranges… pears… game… barrels of oysters… suckling pigs… chestnuts… Don't tell me.

Augustus: Hey, I had a (burp) light lunch, OK?!

#mike teavee #augustus gloop #incorrect quotes #charlie and the chocolate factory #catcf #source: foxtrot

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Wonka: Mike, you're not trying to hack into the security system are you? Wait, what am I worried about? You'll never guess my super-secret password!

Computer: Golden Star. Access Granted

#submission #mike teavee #willy wonka #catcf #charlie and the chocolate factory #incorrect quotes #source: phineas and ferb

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Charlie: (to Mr. Jopeck while looking at his name tag) What does the "P" stand for?

Mr. Jopeck: Excuse me?

Charlie: The "P". In your name. What does it stand for?

Mr. Jopeck: Oh, it's private.

Charlie: So...that means your name is "Privates Jopeck"?

(The children laugh)

#submission #artist on tumblr #catcf charlie #charlie and the chocolate factory fanart #charlie and the chocolate factory #Catcf incorrect quotes #Charlie Bucket #Source: Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie #funny #incorrect quotes #Mr. Jopeck belongs to 1971 catcf

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(The factory kids are putting on a play of "A Christmas Carol". Mike is playing Ebenezer Scrooge.)

Augustus (dressed up in a big box with a bow on top): Ebenezer Scrooge...

Mike: Are you the second spirit visitor that was foretold?

Augustus: Yes. I am ze Ghost of Christmas Presents.

Mike: I think it's supposed to be "present", as in "present day".

(Augustus checks in a book)

Augustus: I haf got to stop skimming zese cliffs notes.

Mike: There's a bathroom down the hall. You can change there.

#thought I'd combine my new special interest with one of my old ones! #charlie and the Chocolate Factory #catcf #Mike Teavee #augustus gloop #incorrect quotes #source: foxtrot

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Cherry Sundae: So...

Violet: [interrupts] Wait. Everyone in town can hear this, right?

Cherry Sundae: That's right. First...

[With a flash, Violet grabs the mic from Cherry and makes chewing sounds]

Violet: That's for you, Cornelia! And you know what for.

#submission #catcf violet beauregarde #violet beauregarde #if Cherry Sunday (the reporter from the musical) was canon #cherry sunday #Catcf cherry Sunday #source: the Cuphead show

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Mike: We can make this work! We’re Romeo and Juliet! Violet: It didn’t work for Romeo and Juliet! That play ends in a tragic double suicide. Mike: That’s how it ends? Why do people like it so much?

#mike teavee #violet beauregarde #miolet #incorrect quotes #mike x violet #charlie and the chocolate factory #catcf #source: brooklyn nine nine

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Augustus: Mein cat Herr Jones is a natural-born tree climber. Mike: Let's learn to climb just like him! Augustus: Of course, he usually has grappling hooks, a rope und a utility belt. Mike: Hey, here's a great tree for climbing! Let me get on your shoulders so I can reach the first branch, ok?(Mike climbs onto Augustus's shoulders.) Augustus: Geez, how many bricks do you haf in your pockets?! Mike: Whoa! Hold steady, you weakling! I've almost got it! Move up, move up! Augustus: Hurry und grab it before mein spine telescopes. Mike: (grabs the branch) Got it!… hey, don't let go! Hold me up! Augustus: (letting go of Mike) Forget it! You can support your own veight, bowling ball butt. Mike: Mmph! Mmph! I can't get up! Give me a boost! (Augustus unties both of Mike's shoes and takes them off the latter's feet.) Mike: Hey! What are you doing?! Don't take off my shoes! Are you nuts? Hey, stop! (Augustus starts tickling Mike's feet.) Mike: Aack! Oh no! Don't tickle! Pbth! Eek! Hee hee ha ha! Stop it! I can't hold on! (Falls from the tree and lands right on Augustus) Augustus: Nice landing. I'm probably paralyzed. Mike: All except your mouth, obviously. I'm not sorry at all. Give me back my shoes. Augustus: Nein.

#mike teavee #augustus gloop #incorrect quotes #catcf #charlie and the chocolate factory #source: calvin and hobbes

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Yummy, yummy, yummy in mein tummy, tummy, tummy.

Augustus Gloop

#source: punisher: war zone #augustus gloop #incorrect quotes #charlie and the chocolate factory #catcf

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old fashioned telephone ringing Wonka: Ah! I wonder who it could be! picks up the phone with a huge grin on his face and sticking out his pinky while holding the phone Wonka: Willy Wonka Speaking! his grin droops down slightly, now a mild smirk Wonka: I see, good day. he puts the phone back Charlie: What was that Mr. Wonka? Wonka turns around with a dead expression and looks Charlie dead in the eye Wonka: Charlie, pack your bags we’re moving to Peru.

#willy wonka #charlie bucket #incorrect quotes #charlie and the chocolate factory #catcf #source: unknown

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(After all the kids and their families move into the factory) Mike: Let's celebrate! (Pops open a bottle of sparkling apple juice) Charlie: Mike, that wasn't for you! Mike: Oh, I'm not going to drink it, I just wanted to hear the pop. Yeah, I knew it was coming. Still scary.

#charlie and the chocolate factory #incorrect quotes #catcf #mike teavee #charlie bucket #source: the big bang theory

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Mrs. Gloop: Any luck? Mr. Gloop: Of course not! How am I supposed to find a schtuffed cat in ze voods at night?! Mr. Gloop: Vy can't Augustus keep track of his toys? I must be crazy to be out here. Mrs. Gloop, calling for the stuffed cat: MIIINKAAAA!!! Mrs. Gloop: Oops. (embarrassed laughter) Mr. Gloop: I may be crazy, but I'm not as crazy as you.

#mrs. gloop #mr. gloop #incorrect quotes #charlie and the chocolate factory #catcf #source: calvin and hobbes

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Charlie: Can we play in the rain, Mr. Wonka? Wonka: No. Augustus: Vy not? Wonka: You'll get soaked. Veruca: What's wrong with that? Wonka: You could catch pneumonia, run up a terrible hospital bill, linger a few months, and die. (Looking out the window as it rains) Mike: I always forget. If you ask a chocolatier, you get a worst-case scenario. Violet: I had no idea these little showers were so DANGEROUS!

#charlie and the chocolate factory #catcf #mike teavee #violet beauregarde #augustus gloop #veruca salt #charlie bucket #willy wonka #incorrect quotes #source: calvin and hobbes

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Mike: There! A full pitcher of "Mike's Curative Elixir!" We'll charge people a buck a glass and get rich! Augustus: But zat's just dirty vater from ze drainage ditch! Zere are leafes in it! Mike: "Fortified with chlorophyll," we'll say. Augustus: Nobody's going to pay to drink zat! Anyvone can see it's filzy! It's sludge! Mike: Hmmm… Maybe you're right. Later: Mike: (Sitting at a drink stand) Sign on the stand: PITCHER OF PLAGUE: MIKE'S DEBILITATING DISEASE DRINK! $1.00 NOT TO HAVE ANY

#mike teavee #augustus gloop #incorrect quotes #charlie and the chocolate factory #catcf #source: calvin and hobbes

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Mike: What are you doing, Violet? Violet: Drawing on the sidewalk. Mike: Wow! Can I too? Violet: Sure! Here's some chalk. Mike: Gosh, I've never been a vandal before! Violet: This isn't vandalism. It washes right off! Mike: (tosses the chalk aside and leaves)

#mike teavee #violet beauregarde #incorrect quotes #charlie and the chocolate factory #catcf #source: calvin and hobbes

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Mike: Come on, Vi. Let down the rope ladder.

Violet: What's the rest of the password?

Mike: I think five verses extolling you are plenty. You know it’s me, let me up!

Violet: No.

Mike: You lousy, rotten, stinking-

Violet: If you call me names, you have to start over at the beginning.

Mike: (scowling heavily) Verse six: Violet is nimble and light on her toes, my respect for Violet continually grows.

Violet: You’re not doing the dance.

#charlie and the chocolate factory #incorrect quotes #catcf #mike teavee #violet beauregarde #source: calvin and hobbes