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vmpkai · 18 days

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hold up lemme just. . .

the rev. set & co with social media!

aight there we go

hamilton

twitter

he will spend several hours arguing with a person trying to prove em wrong ( *cough cough* thomas *cough cough* )

he probably sends like 20 threads per answer too cuz we all know he exceeds the character limit every single time

laurens

has gotten suspended several times for some of his insults

has @ trump to call him out on his shit ( like he should )

people love him for his hot takes abt the government

king of twitter drama

has two accounts: one for art, one for memes

has a shitton of boards

nobody - not even hammy boy - is allowed to see them

his memes are literally the most brainrot shit ever ( mood )

laffayette

occasionally posts his art but uses it for inspiration for the most part

has a fucking gay gay homo gay board ( he's just like me fr )

instagram

has so many selfies on there

yk he is popular asf cuz he's so handsome

he gets a shitton of down HORRENDOUS thirst comments and he is absolutely proud of that ( and trust me they are absolutely foul )

has roped the others into taking some with him

his posts are either runway model level of quality or the most shittiest of shitpost

mulligan

angelica

tumblr

just prefers it to everywhere else

runs the bigger fashion blog in all of new york

loves posting his designs on there

and the crowd goes fucking wild for his design

ofc his mates are gonna be in the comments hyping him up

they're also models

eliza

twitch ( hear me out )

extremely popular pro gamer

absolutely dunks on everyone she plays against

mainly plays cod and fortnite

people show up for her skills and her roasts cuz we all know she fucking cooks all the misogynistic dorks on there ( it's giving feminist packgod, aight? )

and peggy

youtube

has a cooking channel

absolutely adores her audience

has defo fallen asleep several times watching those iceberg videos on the most randomest of topics

the recommended page does not match the face whatsoever ( she doesn't open youtube around others because of it )

even though she denies it constantly, she watches commentary channels on drama she's interested in

tiktok

madison

she got millions of followers

mainly posts funny skits with her sisters

her fyp are diabolical, disgraceful, discombobulating, shameful ( she just like me fr /j )

only communicates in tiktoks + she will send you shit in the middle of the night

tumblr

he prefers the controlled chaos of it to anywhere else

posts about his favorite books

has a sizeable audience on there

jefferson

refuses to tell anyone ( *cough cough* thomas *cough cough* ) about his blog

burr

twitter

sole purpose is to wind up hamilton every chance he gets

also loves the drama on there

bros the type of person to have thousands of followers and then either follows nobody, or like up to 5 people total

it boosts his ever growing ego

washington

yk he frequents r/vent to complain about hamilton

also loves sifting through r/aita ( he has most definitely posted some stuff in there too )

he's in such a random group of subreddits

facebook

he's a facebook dad absolutely

king george

has fallen for the conspiracy theory traps a few times

his posts are just all dad things

he does NOT know how to use emojis at fucking all and it's glorious

instagram

flexes his money, wealth and all that jazz

also lives for the tea on there

posts on his story like 20 times a day

his ego is the size of england thanks to that site

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love-belle · 11 months

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paper rings !!!

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which she would say yes, even with paper rings.

for when you're certain that they're your person. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

social media au irl // lewis hamilton x fem!reader

warnings - language

author's note - one of the cutest things i have ever written, loved this request!! i hope you like it, i love you, thank you for reading <3

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lewishamilton the most beautiful ❤️

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lewishamilton can't believe how lucky i am

-> yourusername that's all me

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lilymhe girlfriend 💌

-> yourusername girlfriend 💌

username the ring ⁉️⁉️⁉️

username she ate so hard they named the restaurant after her

username she's not wearing her ring ://

≡;- ꒰ °real life ꒱

"hey, baby."

"hey," lewis mumbled, not sparing y/n a single glance as he continued to watch a random episode of modern family.

"how was your night?" y/n continued to make conversation with him, removing her high heels and discarding her handbag. she walked towards where he was at and kissed the top of his head before petting roscoe a few times. "sorry, there was traffic and then i had to drop aaliyah at her boyfriend's place cause she got too drunk to drive."

"'s okay," was all lewis said, making y/n frown as she turned back to look at him. he was still watching the tv, his head thrown back against the back of the couch with roscoe next to him.

"uh — i'll be right back, i need to change," y/n spoke, her confusion only growing as her fiancé gave no reply, not even a slight hum as an indication that he had heard her.

moving towards their bedroom, y/n could feel herself grow more confused, thinking of all of the possible reasons as to why lewis would be so short and distant with her.

maybe he was just having a bad day? maybe he was just tired? was he sick? did i do something? another rumour of me hooking up with my best friend? he found out i broke his favourite vase?

her mind swarming with plausible to way-too-ridiculous reasons, she didn't even notice her changing her own clothes until she was left staring at the heap that was her dress by her feet. picking it up and throwing it on the bed, she made her way towards the living room, hoping that maybe she just imagined it. that it was just ber overthinking mind that over analysed a situation.

"hey," y/n spoke again, walking around to the couch to the front of it. sensing that she wanted to sit here, roscoe stood up and moved a bit, just enough so that y/n could scoot in and then laid back, this time on her. "hey," lewis replied, his eyes flickering to her before he focused again on the show in front of him.

okay so, maybe she didn't imagine it.

"what are we watching?" y/n questioned, scratching behind roscoe's ears, desperate to make a conversation with him, seeing him for the first time since this afternoon.

"modern family," lewis sighed exasperated and as much as y/n hated to admit it, it made her feel like he didn't want her there at the moment. sure, he may have had his reasons but it didn't feel exactly good, noticing that her fiancé didn't wanna be around her at the moment.

as long as she's been with lewis, almost seven years, they've always communicated with each other. from the smallest of things like when y/n told lewis that she hated his choice of carpet for their living room to the biggest and the most important stuff like when lewis talked to y/n about wanting to wait until after they were married to have kids.

and the best thing about this was the other always understood. lewis understood that yeah, bright pink did clash with the warm and pastel tones of their home and y/n did understand that waiting until they were fully settled down was the best option.

and now, watching him not talk to her when there was obviously something bothering him was a bit confusing but still, she knew it was best to give him some space.

"uh — i'll be in the bedroom," y/n spoke, her voice just barely above a whisper and she knew he heard her because of the way his face changed and the way he turned to look at her with the slightest bit of confusion showing in his eyes. "it's been a long night and i just really want to sleep."

"okay," lewis whispered back and gave her a small smile, the most reaction she'd been able to get out of him since she came home.

"good night," y/n stood up, kissing roscoe's on the head before she turned toward lewis, who was watching his with an unreasonable look on his face. "good night, baby, i love you."

she barely heard an 'i love you' back before she was walking away from the couch and towards their bedroom. closing the door behind her, she picked up her dress from the bed and placed it on the chair by the dressing table, making a mental note to take it to the dry cleaners. after looking at herself one more time in the mirror and removing whatever was left of her makeup, she was in bed, covers drawn up to her chest.

y/n didn't know how long she laid there for, moving in and out of sleep. her mind was still stuck on lewis like a broken record, wondering what had happened while she was out. in the midst of her analysis, she didn't hear the footsteps approach the door until the person was right in front of it and the handle twisted and y/n quickly closed her eyes, pretending to be asleep just so he wouldn't question her about what she was doing.

the door opened and closed and the soft patter of footsteps could be heard.

there was silence for a full minute before lewis got in next to her, the sheet rustling. for the first five minutes, he stayed on his own side and y/n had to resist the urge to pull him closer to her, finding it hard to sleep when he was not holding her. then, he turned towards her and y/n had a feeling he was starting at her, finding it harder and harder to not let her expression change. she could feel movement next to her and ruled it out as lewis getting comfortable until a hand moved to lay across her abdomen and pulled her closer.

she heard lewis inhale deeply, his head moving to lay in the crook of her neck. she could feel his warm breath on the exposed part of her collarbone, feeling the goosebumps rise on her skin. she shifted against him, her hand moving to hold him closer.

they stayed like that for what felt like mere minutes, their breathing the only sound in the room along with the ticking of the clock with each passing second. y/n figured lewis fell asleep, with how even his breathing was and she was about to move to get a bit more comfortable when he spoke.

"i'm sorry," his voice was quiet in the room, his thumb tracing circles on her stomach where her tank top had risen up slightly. "for ignoring you, kind of and being distant. i know you don't like it."

"it's okay, lew. i just want you to be able to talk to me, whenever you feel like," y/n assured him, kissing the top of his head.

"it's a stupid thing, really," lewis chuckled half heartedly, his body vibrating against hers. "don't even worry about it."

"i always worry about it when it comes to you, you know that," y/n reminded him, making him look at her. "and it's not stupid if it bothers you. what is it, love?"

"it's just that — " lewis stopped before he could continue, taking a deep breath before speaking again. "you weren't wearing your engagement ring, when you were out with your friends and then that post you posted on your instagram, people took notice of that and they were all like 'why isn't she wearing her ring' and 'did they break up' and there were some hate comments too. i reported them, by the way. and then, i don't know, i just kinda got into too much overthinking and just made myself upset over nothing and i ignored you and you went back when it was so clear you just wanted to talk to me and i feel — "

he was interrupted by a kiss.

y/n kissed in the middle of his rambling, pulling him closer with the front of his t-shirt while one of her hands rested on his cheek. a surprised noise left lewis' mouth before he melted into the kiss, tilting his head so that he could deepen the kiss.

y/n pulled away, making lewis chase her lips once again and she gave him another soft kiss before pulling back fully and looking at him with a soft smile.

"do you not like the ring?" was the first thing that came out of his mouth, making y/n furrow her eyebrows.

"what?"

"do you not like the ring?" lewis repeated himself, sitting up slightly. "because if so, i can get you another one and this time you can come with me. i chose that one all by myself and i wasn't even really sure about it being 'you' because your style literally changes every week and i can totally understand if you don't like it like — that's totally valid and i'm sure — "

"oh, my god," y/n sat up straight, folding legs under her as she looked at her fiancé. "you think i don't like the ring?"

"... yeah."

"lewis," y/n dragged out the 's', standing up from the bed and rapidly moving towards her dresser, opening a small box and pulling out her ring, her engagement ring. "this the most beautiful ring i have ever seen in my life."

and it was, really. it had intricate patterns throughout the band, with a giant diamond sitting in the middle with several diamonds surrounding it. and what made it even more special was the fact that lewis had his initials, along with hers engraved on the inside of the ring. that's what made y/n fall in love with it.

"really?" lewis asked hopefully from the bed, watching her make her towards his side of the bed. she sat down next to him and took his hand in hers, the ring still clutched in her free hand.

"but that ring is not the reason i said yes, you know that, right? like, you could ask me to marry you with a ring made out of tissue paper and foil and i would still end up saying yes," y/n whispered, leaning in closer and placing a soft kiss on his lips before she gave him the ring and put out her hand for him to slide it on. "as long as it's you asking me that damn question."

lewis chuckled, sliding on the ring onto her ring finger and kissing it. he looked at her, the smile being so genuine that it shone in his eyes and y/n could see him being in love and she knew she was no different from him.

"marry me, will you?" lewis asked again, in the empty room with no one, no shining lights, no crowd standing there applauding, no extravagant arrangement of flowers, just them, a total contrast to when he had first asked the question. even though the answer was already yes, he couldn't help but ask. just so he could hear it one more time.

"only because you asked so nicely," y/n teased him, making lewis chuckle before he leaned in, closing the gap between them.

no shining lights, no crowd standing there applauding, no extravagant arrangement of flowers, just them.

yet, somehow, this managed to be even more special than that one.

≡;- ꒰ °real life ꒱

y/n wasn't there when lewis woke up, just a post it note, along with a small box on her side of the bed saying that she was called to her office a bit early and wouldn't be home until late afternoon.

lewis smiled as he looked at the numerous hearts drawn on the note. he kept the note aside, mentally noting that he would have to add it to his collection of notes he had received from y/n throughout the course of their relationship. he took the box and opened it, his face scrunched up in confusion before he smiled, a laugh leaving him as he took out the contents of the box.

it was a paper ring.

the most simple thing yet he knew he would choose this over a million something diamond ring. a small heart on the top with the ridges along the band, it was perfect.

there was another note attached to it, just one simple line and it had lewis smiling for the rest of the day

'i like shiny things but i'd marry u with paper rings ♡'

yeah, he made the right choice marrying her.

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username NO ONE'S DOING IT LIKE THEM

username brb crying.

username TAYLOR SWIFT REFERENCE IM DEAD

lilymhe gf are u cheating on me ://

-> yourusername NEVER baby he's just a side piece

-> lewishamilton ...

username i see how kind god has been to others 💔💔

username no bc they're so in love i could throw up

charles_leclerc is that why he's been blasting that damn song the whole day

-> lewishamilton it's a great song ❤️

-> yourusername yes it is ❤️

username THE PAPER RINGS THE LOVE LETTER THE SONG IM DECEASED

lewishamilton uh huh that's right darling ❤️

-> yourusername you're the one i want ❤️

lewishamilton loved the ring so much 💍 i love you

-> yourusername im so glad <3 i love you sm

#lewis hamilton x you #lewis hamilton #lewis hamilton x reader #lewis hamilton x fem!reader #lewis hamilton x female reader #lewis hamilton imagine #lewis hamilton instagram au #lewis hamilton imagines #lewis hamilton blurb #f1 instagram au #f1 x female reader #f1 imagines #f1 x reader #formula one x you #formula one x reader #formula one x y/n #fake instagram imagines #fake social media #social media au

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cartierre · 9 months

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ANGEL BABY | lh44

SOCIAL MEDIA!AU lewis hamilton x male!reader

side note: i've never done a male reader but i hope you'll still like it. i figured it's not that much of a difference than to a female reader so i just gave it a shot.

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theformulapod "I've been hiding my relationship for some time now. It's been hard for both of us and we felt like we needed to keep our relationship a secret for our safety. However, I think my fans deserve the truth and I should step up and open up about my sexuality. It's nothing to be ashamed of." ~ Lewis Hamilton

Lewis Hamilton talks about recent rumours regarding his relationship in an interview here on The Formula Pod! Tune in this Friday at 5PM to hear his side of the story!

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user1 i need a hard launch right now ⤷ user2 no but fr i need to know who stole my man

user3 is this my cue to tell men "oh so you're watching f1 because you're attracted to the drivers" ⤷ user4 don't put ideas into my head

lewishamilton so happy to have been treated with such respect from everyone on the podcast! glad i was able to tell my story in such a supportive group of people! comment liked by theformulapod

user5 if i see one comment disrespecting lewis i will find you and fight you

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lewishamilton love is all around us

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user6 sir lewis that last picture oh my oh my

user7 we got the hard launch finally ⤷ user8 on my way to stalk his boyfriend's ig

yourusername i fear we might become the new it couple, look at us ⤷ user9 THE SASS I LOVE HIM ⤷ yourusername don't love me too much or lewis will get jealous

user10 naur i love them already

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yourusername that's the shirt which made lewis fall in love with me (real)

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user11 he is so funny for no reason i'm so here for it ⤷ user12 the realness is so real

user13 lewis hamilton (y/n's version)

lewishamilton you're so unserious 😭 comment liked by yourusername ⤷ yourusername you love it tho

user14 such big dick energy ⤷ user15 honestly can't blame lewis for falling for y/n because same

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f1wags Y/N Y/L/N on his way to the first free practice after the summer break. This marks his first public appearance in the paddock ever since him and Lewis confirmed their relationship during the summer.

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user16 lewis' money is showing ⤷ user17 they literally been together for years, i don't think y/n is using lewis for money

user18 blue suits him so good? ⤷ yourusername blue loves me 💅🏻 ⤷ user19 not the modern family reference i love him so much

user20 i love how he is now able to fully support lewis!!

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yourusername race weekend shenanigans

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user21 i love y/n and his funny shirt agenda

user22 hopefully we'll see y/n more on race weekends, whenever the camera was on him he was doing something funny ⤷ user23 literally born to be an entertainer

lewishamilton your presence made my dnf more bearable ⤷ yourusername you're getting all soft on me just like your tires

user24 i just know y/n's having so much fun with the f1 wags ⤷ lilymhe we love him!

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angeiisa · 5 months

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Nico Robin Head canons

Part 2

Modern AU!

Uses her kindle more than she uses her phone. Frankly bought it for her & she hasn’t put it down since. Although she still prefers hardcopy books the kindle is far more convenient for travelling.

Tries to avoid using her phone too much. Prefers wearing an apple watch so she can still get calls or messages incase she’s needed but it doesn’t come with the distractions of a phone.

Not too big on social media, her instagram is probably full of book reviews, Chopper, travel posts & expeditions, more Chopper, unique cafes, & even more Chopper.

Favourite social media platform is twitter, she likes tweeting about whatever shes currently learning, the books she’s reading/ has read or disturbing facts. Enjoys the “wtf” reaction her friends give, but the facts are also interesting too.

Loves to do sudoku in her free time, when she’s finished reading the paper she’ll complete all the games. Nami has her read out the daily horoscopes since they’re usually next to the games.

You know those moms who are obsessed with using hand cream? Robin reminds me of them. Her favourite scents would be floral, of course, especially rose or lavender. They’re sweet but have a matureness to them.

Her & Nami have self care days where they pamper themselves & watch cheesy chic-flicks together.

Probably enjoys history musicals like “Hamilton” or “Six” & has chopper listen to them with her. They have carpool karaoke with said musicals. She also watches horrible histories with him.

Has some small tattoos hidden in discrete places, maybe mini cherry blossom on her waist line.

It’s said that if she was in the real world her job would be a flight attendant which means she’s used to heavy turbulence & it doesn’t disturb her. When travelling by flight with the crew when they experience rough turbulence she sits undisturbed, reading with a calm smile, which scares her friends.

Has a record player & has it play smooth jazz as background music in her room. She plays it on low volume when she can’t sleep.

Listens to Historical podcasts while she’s doing mundane tasks or when she goes out alone.

Favourite food is said to be sandwiches & non sweet cakes and food paired well with coffee, I’d say her favourite meal is tea. Sanji throws her & Nami tea parties with those small tea sandwiches, light cakes & pastries, such as croissants & scones as well as finely brewed coffee & tea.

I was supposed to post Luffy first but I face a bit of writers block for him…

I promise to get to my requests soon although I noticed some x reader requests. If you haven’t noticed already I dont write those… I apologise maybe in the future I’ll try.

#one piece #robin #one piece hcs #strawhats #nico robin hcs #nico robin head canon #nico robin x reader #nico robin #nami #luffy #zoro #ussop #sanji

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duke-daemon · 1 year

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only modern hamilton au i'll accept is one where they're all getting flamed on twitter for having absolutely abysmal takes and running the country into the ground and generally being treated like modern politicians on social media

#hamilton #alexander hamilton #hamilton musical #hamilton au #duke speaks about things sometimes

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jbarness · 4 years

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helpless

a college (and social media) au

pairing: alexander hamilton!steve rogers x eliza schuyler!reader

my masterlist

a/n: okay, i'm currently obsessed with hamilton. seriously, its unhealthy. anyways, i was listening to Helpless last night and i wanted to do something with it hehehe and here it is. this is only one part uhhh social media & modern au. i havent seen stories like this, so i made one hehehe. let me know what you think and enjoy!♡ anddd yes, that is my gif

about: Your older brother, Tony, is the complete opposite of you. He's chill, loud, and the life of the party. You're shy and quiet. Despite that, you two get along really well. One night, Tony dragged you to a party where all college students are welcome. Parties weren't your thing, but when blue eyes meet yours, all you could say was "boy you got me helpless."

❗please DO NOT repost, translate, or copy my works❗

ps. yes, tony's angelica 💯 (imagine tony singing the stark siblings 😂), bucky's definitely 100% laurens, nat's lafayette (russian and stuff ithink eheheh), sam's hercules mulligan, idk who's peggy, but just imagine this tho! pls tag me if you ever write something abt this i'll definitely read it!! (and if there's a story like this)♡

#jbarness #helpless #hamilton #marvel #avengers #social media au #steve rogers #steve x you #steve rogers x reader #steve rogers imagine #steve x y/n #modern au #college au #tony stark #stark reader

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wordsofthefanfic · 5 years

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Alexmill: guys

Alexmill: I’m pan

Alexmill: is this going to be a problem

Jdotlaw: that was really random? But unless you’re saying you are an actual frying pan, no it will not be a problem

— Yes We Get It, You’re A Patriot, ashilrak

#unless ur a frying pan #i love him #john laurens #alexander hamilton #modern au #reincarnation #social media fic #hercules mulligan #marquis de lafayette #hamilton the musical #fanfic #lin manuel miranda

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choicesgoddess · 6 years

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Thanks for your request, enjoy :)

Social Media AU (3) - Twitter Fights // Jamilton

#thomas jefferson #jefferson #alexander hamilton #hamilton #social media au #social media #au #Jamilton #twitter #musical #musicals #request #ask box #smol #tol #modern #marliza #maria reynolds #eliza schuyler

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prodigyofprinxetoncollege · 7 years

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Modern! Hamburr & Social Media

Alex has a twitter account and regularly goes on 200 tweet rants about politics, LGBT and racism

He’s always willing to fight and accepts every discussion with some bigot/racist/sexist and drags them to hell and back

Alex loves snapchat, he snaps all day and all night and the whole crew is really, really annoyed

Aaron woud never in a million years admit it but he loves Alex’s snaps and rewatches them and screenshots them and cherishes them

Aaron has a study blog on tumblr and his workspace is always perfectly organized, he has a dark desk and white walls and somehow always the newest macbook

Aaron also has an instagram account where he posts pictures from his travels, workouts and food, there’s not a single pic of his face but everyone adores him and people regularly ask for pics but he never gives a direct answer, they are basically all thirsty for more and he lets them wait

Alex is the one who always has an overly dramatic WhatsApp status

Aaron only has facebook for student groups and so he can keep up with some people, never uses it for anything else

Alex uses facebook for groups and the occasional rant when he sees a post that disagrees with him

And Alex has a website where he publishes poems and short stories and no one knows about it, that’s only for him

(he eventually tells Aaron and Aaron loves everything Alex writes, but especially the poems that are inspired by him and their relationship)

#hamburr #alexander hamilton #aaron burr #hamilton #modern!au #social media

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sailorwritesstuff · 2 years

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where are all the Encanto modern au's?

i NEED julieta baking cookies for a bake sale.

I want highschool dark academia or cottage core Mirabel.

preschool teacher Pepa

and theater kid Hamilton fan Camilo

restaurant owner Julieta

or Alt cottagecore Isabella with her cool Punk rock girlfriend.

give me bruno playing Jesus in a church play.

and Camilo learning to drive a car

I need social media influencer Mirabel.

and all the teenage girls who simp for her weird uncle.

YOU KNOW WHAT LET ME FINISH ALL MY REQUESTS I'M DROPPING EITHER SOME HEADCANONS OR A FUCKING MODERN AU FIC SOON.

#disney encanto #modern au #mirabel madrigal #camilo madrigal #encanto modern au

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merlypops · 2 years

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MODERN HAMILTON SOCIAL MEDIA AU 12/? James Madison is a serious guy.

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brattsun · 3 years

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a contradiction in terms, a kuroo x f!reader smau

series masterlist | updates tues, thurs, and sat

summary: at a small liberal arts university, buried in the middle of America, romance blossoms in the most unconventional places after Kuroo Tetsurou, University Class President, and you, a scholarship student at the top of your class butt heads during a routine student council meeting.

a/n: lots of college pretentious debate, enemies to lovers, there will be smut and my blog is 18+ so minors DNI, I’m not anticipating needing a taglist but if anyone wants to be on it they can send me an ask. This is my first social media AU so I’m expecting it to be a mashup of texts and some written sections. sadlg;hakl im pretty nervous but i think the more i do this hopefully i’ll get better at it as;dghlask so bear with me.

CH 2 - let it go, bro, pt 1

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“Excuse me,” Kuroo leans over your table, making eye contact with you. “Can I borrow you for a second?” Despite your bravado in the groupchat, your hands tremble a little when you nod and stand up from the table in the student union.

“Yeah sure,” You scoot around the table to meet him, nearly tripping over a chair, and he leads you around to a quieter corner of the room, by the water fountain. He towers over you, you hadn’t quite realized how tall he was the other day in the lecture hall.

“So,” he says, feeling the nervousness you’re radiating, as just the beginnings of second thoughts take root in his mind but he plows ahead anyway. “I thought I’d give you a chance to apologize.” Your jaw drops open, and you stammer.

“T-to apologize?” You don’t mean to speak as loudly as you do and across the room Yaku cackles, and Fukanaga lets out a wild giggle.

“His lack of shame is so genuinely entertaining.”

“Yeah,” Kuroo says, motioning for you to come closer to him, to seclude your conversation more, but you cross your arms and stand your ground. “Just since you’re wrong about $75 being inaccessible for most college students.” Your eyes shoot open.

“That’s the hill you want to die on?” You laugh lightly, “Kuroo I didn’t mean-”

“I dug,” he interrupts you, “And here is a paper breaking down the average incomes and economic habits of college students in the midwest.” He hands you the paper. “$75 is perfectly average according to these economic reports.”

“Okay.” You tuck the papers under your arm with a little shrug.

“Are you gonna read it?” he says, eyes flicking to your friends, who are watching keenly, then back to you, “Because I can summarize them for you if you-”

“Kuroo seriously? I can read.” You snap, and he grins, enjoying how easy it is to rile you up. “I’d have to, by the way, to know the difference between Alexander Hamilton and George Washington, neither of whom should be quoted when we’re discussing a modern functioning democracy.” He rolls his eyes.

“Aren’t you a Geoscience major,” He says, leaning over you, “Does your high horse make it hard to study the rocks on the ground?” Your eyes narrow.

“You’re a political science major, shouldn’t you be lying to your constituents about something?” He chuckles.

“Calm down, I just-” He says and to his surprise you turn on your heels and storm off. Kuroo makes eye contact with Yaku across the room, and the shorter man shakes his head reproachfully as Kuroo shrugs, radiating smugness. You huff back to your table, sit down and yank your phone out.

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